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furst >_<
must contain laughter, mouth full of milk!
i needz to lurn lolspeak!
O noes, it b otay! All yoo doz iz speel it phoenet… phoenetic…. sownd by sownd. For b an eggzample:
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A hooman sentens:
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Oh, hello, I believe you just surprised me.
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Tern too lolspeak:
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Ohai, yoo jus sooprized me, aifinkso!
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Dar yoo go! Now go owt dar an speek da lolspeak!
That’s troo. Ai fink u aer noo, so we unnerstan dat it iz eggsitin wen u see no comments an will furgib u, but we fink it iz moar purrlite to sai nawt sekund oar furvest frum last an prefer to sai sumfink abowt teh pikchoor.
Yesh, wut Annipuss siad.
I phink it beez phunny NE wayz >_<
Is very nice ew coem tu play wif us. Ai fink ew fin it very fun an amaz.. lots supportuv rond hear! Ai gibs ew welcuems!
giglol!
congarats awn da reel nawt sekkund commint
drinksis mai princess? aiz still bizzeh wie cookin but…
Conga rats pm. U aer reelee nawt sekund – “Furst” trolls doan’t cownt! Wat wud u lief fur ur sillibrayshunz?
ai feels i has a giglo tew, iz day befur Caturday… an ai has sum wine.
*giglos*
lets hav a dance!
*twist twist wigglol
shayke shayke giglol!*
And I’ll even make the drinks!
* takilla rose, ice splash of oj *
*shayke shayke*
*starts da tray of pinky drinkies around da room*
fangs, and kongrat, pm!
*slerp, slurp, slirp*
*goez in Siobans kitt-chin and sampuls teh fuds teh fuds she R cooking*
Ooh! I luf da pinkee drinkees! Day b lookin luberly!
*Takez won LONG sip ov teh pinkee drinkee*
Ooh… dat jus broke my givadam! I tink I sipped dat sip too hard.
But aneewayz, conga ratz on da reel nawt sekond! I doo dans fawr yoo!
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*shayke shayke shayke!*
*Wiggol wiggol wiggol!*
*shayke shayke shayke!*
*Wiggol wiggol wiggol!*
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*Yoo dans eet too teh left*
*Yoo dans eet too teh rite*
*C’mon everee buddy letz dans an dreenk awl nite!*
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Dar yoo go!
*Awlmost fawls*
Ooh… I tink I bee a leetle drunk!
May I b havin anoder pinkee drinkee, tarbender?
Teh goggie falled doun go boom
Hao duz yu spel “schadenfreude” in lolspeak?
Ai wuddun’t eben trie!
“shaw-din-froy-duh?” Prollee eezier to keep az schadenfreude.
Nao ai haz eerwurm, btw. “Schadenfreude” iz a song frum teh myoozikul, “Avenue Q” (fur ennywun dat duzzint be noeing dat).
Mai fabrit part of song iz wen dey spels it liek cheerleederz!
*gigglol*
Ai liek teh part abowt teh elevaydur — but teh spelling part is funneh (and haz ensured dat ai wont furgit hao to be spelling teh werd).
wut about tht sawng: “alle Menschen werden Brueder, wo die Schadenfreude weilt”?
ROTFLMAO!!!
Schiller/Beethoven ref, FTW!!!
And teh bestst malaprop ai herd in laaaaaaaaang tiem!
wut??? I R doing it rong?
Wut wut???? U R not doin it awn purrpuss?
Wow! I just lerned sumting – lukd up Ode to Joy on wikipedia 2 get spellings. Te werds I noes is frum Beethoven’s Ninth:
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
(All men become brothers where your gentle wing is.)
But in teh original pome by Schiller, tehhy is:
Bettler werden Fuerstenbrueder
Wo dein sanfter Fluegel weilt.
(Beggars become princes’ brothers where your gentle wing is.)
help keep clasicle mewsic on te arwaves – oops, rong site…
I had 2 memorlolize teh vershun #1 in kollig menny yers ago.
didn’t noe about teh schiller version.
But I had to (got to) reed a lot of Schiller in gradual skool. I duz admire hymn. In fakt, ai rote a pome about hymn wonst. (should ai call it “Ode 2 Schiller’?)
shaden froid?
er simpleh malishus dshoi. ^^
Sweet bebeeh is laughin.
kongrats, Karen 4 yore knot-knot sekond tye!
ai noes y ur cd wonts wurk…
Dj Scratchin’!
kongrats, siobhan on tyin wiff Karen on bean sekonnd!
(an BTW, thnx 4 the xtra versis on “alle meine Entchen”–tee, hee, hee)
fankies
ai lubs dem xtra versis… dem bess wai funneer
ai haz an ehdit on diz cd, noe gud naow
Hoomunz iz sew phunnie!
ohai Tribble, I beez moving
Oh noes! Dew u no wen???
in December most probably
we has to iron out the details
this weekend
Did you ever find the emeows I sent you.
I am on cheezfrens yahoo too now
and iz two_kittehs in that group as well
so you send me an emeow an I writes back k?
Eye go tri agin rite now. Eye hazzen’t been abul tu ohpen N E fink on cheezfrenz awl dai. Don’t no whi.
I had to unsubscribe from getting emails from cheezfrenz
because there were so many, now I just read them online
that keeps my inbox sane.
Ok, eye just sended you a private e-meow.
an I answered!
*burp*
Exkyooz meh!
Ai maed a simuller LOL liek dat, so GMTA! Iz atteh bottum of three-rd pg of mai LOLz.
congrets, nightshayde and Tribble 4 Been naught-naught sekond (LOL for furst) and awlso naught sekond
*snerk*
…
*pretendz to be warshing himz paw*
Is polite cat sneezing in her paw?
good-zuned-height!
wp nommed my post =[
groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/message/57640
i need halp guise, pupuplease look at teh above post an iffun yew know aneewun that can help, i will lub yew furever n ever.
Gud cawl Jimmba – Ai hoeps sumwun can halp.
I hope so, too. I’m on the other side of the Atlantic and then some, otherwise I’d squeeze them in here somehow.
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Lots of good thoughts coming your (plural) way, that you can find a place immediately and a wonderful place for the whole household soon. Hang in there. {{{Jimmba n girlfriend n kittehs}}}
Jimmba- Yahoo is still trying to process my post…
Send private email addy to deerjunkATrunboxDOTcom.
Where AT=@ and DOT=.
fanks
Aplolologeez to awl, butt ai can’t post frum werk, an KCTailkinker duzzn’t post frum hoem:
KCTailkinker, if u getz dis messig, ai NEEDZ to knoe – uz “Tailkinker of KC” oar “Tailkinker to KC”?
O hai 2minions! Tailkinker of KC. U red da buk! O ai lubs u! Mai nayme is homaj to KC, Star Trek, Kittehs, and Science Fikshun! O u gawt it! Ai so eggsited! Sawry ai so layte to post but mai werks hasta cum ferst. Hoem pyooter nawt upn runnin yet. Soon. Soon. Den ai posts a lot from hoem. Caws I lubs mai cheezfrens.
Ai lyks watching teh Trek, but teh ownlee Trek novel ai eber enjoyeded (n taht ai owns) is Uhura’s Song.
Ai lieked dat wun too, prysma-kitteh! Ai fergetten wut da uvver buk nayme wuz dat had da kitteh peeps. Ai gawt it sumwheres but ai mooved an still luking fer stuffz!
Wayt – ai fot buk wif da kitteh peeps WUZ Uhura’s Song?
Ennewaiz, iz so so happy to finds peepz wut lubs dose kittehs. Ai hopeded KCT wuz homaj, butt ai neber had a surtin.
Oboioboioboi!!!!!
NINETEENTH!!!! w00t1
*snerk*
OMG! He said “Nineteenth! Oh the huge manatee!
Prawpurr kitteh tries to disguyz hur kuntempt.
cat lafing at you all
Kitteh giggulz!
GMTA, ambercat
Hooman mop floor, then thlip! *snicker*
ah, eye mint 2 dew tht…yeh, juss ROTFL-ing!
Kitteh cant beleeve you still listen to cee dee
I iz burnin CDs
scratching U a nu song
I iz gigglin cos i mad a toot.
O! *kitteh maekin pleh faec and runs from da rum* Let meh noes wen ai can cum bak in!
Kitteh finks itz phunee uz still uz VHS!!!!
*snert*
Kitteh tinks iz funnee u stihl plai 78’s & 45’s, azwehlaz 33 1/3 s!
Attenshuns! Attenshuns!
Dis is an lebbel elebendy SPLORT WARNING!
Dis be a dayngerusly kute bebbeh. Pleeze to be warin yer CHRG /wdoi. Ebben HGGs be rekomended.
Pls to be puttin da CCC on stanby.
Dis end da publik serbise anownsement.
Fang queues fur dat warning, Phat Cat. Wut a repson…ripson…ripsoff…serbissy publik serbint Cheezland has in U!
werd.
I can has my kwilty fing bak?
yes u can
dis change u need?
oh mai… ai shud nawt hab lurkdid ad pundid kitchun.
FANGkss, PhatCat. Yu ar sew ryte!
so cute
y u nawt splort den? un splortable? hao?
Tee Hee! Peepuls iz sooooo sillee! Tehy iz lolling on teh fluur afturz I left cronschy-fuds tehre for dem to slippy-up on!
kitteh saw teh goggie dreenk from teh twiolette, and kitteh nos wut hoomins yoose it fer.
*Splort*
Now i has gigguls tew
DEFCON ELEBENTY SPLORT WARNING!
*unpacks crate of CHRG’s*
I haz noo pikturz of teh Chaos known as The SPOOKLETS…clicky mah naem,
(Note, The Crapture assumes no liability for heads exploded due to the cuteness of any kittens presented on the above linked flicker album, Splort warnings not applicable where prohibited by LOL, Please consult your vet tech, yoga instructor or legal professional if no one arrives with a blanket and a cup of cocoa to ease the resettlement of your brains after a head-explosion)
they is so cute
thanks fur sharing Crapture
one of your spooklets looks like mah yogi kitteh
when himz was a kitten
stripey tiger bebbeh
:RAWR
Ai-ai-ai-ai… *stutters fur a whyle*
Fank yu fur teh warning n teh CHRG. Eben taht mite nawt having been enuff but mai Loki iz making mw tu pet him n taht helping. Tehy iz awl tooooo cyoot tu be legal!
Oh de kyuutness!! Dese piktures helped mai very pleh day.
Sew menny pikshurs uv bebbeh kitteh bellehz!!!! OMCC teh Spookletz is full uv win & splortayshusness & awsum!!!
Befoar i lefted teh partmint to hed for werk, Butterscotch was lyin on teh bed wit her belleh exposed, so i had to put on teh “snorgle snorkel” and give behbeh kitteh a quick full belleh snorgle…and then Tonya came and gave her one too…and little Butterscotch just *PUURRRRRRRed*
Ai hav just wun werd: A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E!!!!!!1!
*EPIC SPLORT*!!!1!!
B0th Braynes an Hart haz xplode to molekules
Am ded frum kyoot O.D.
Must fynd organ donor noa, aifinkso
kthanxbye
OMG the powers of splort!!
Gasp, gasp– the kewt!!!!!!1!!!!7!!!
Malcolm McKitteh wants to know if U liek scratchin ♫chk-chk-chk♫
Teehee
Sumhao, ai can seeing mai kittehs laffing openlee at fings taht amusing tehm, which iz many fings eggsept eggspensif toys, but ai cannawt imajining mai kittehs saying “teehee” or trying tu polite about it… iz an unyoozoollee polite kitteh, aifinkso.
mah yogeh kitteh not polite
he iz disdainful and royal
and luks down himz nose
on mere human
a species clearly inferior to teh feline
in himz regal opinion
I haz a giggle
And now a werd frum de CheezFrendz
Sum uv yoo knows dat owr Lena is gonna hav a baby. Well, today she hadded her – only 24 anna haff weeks along! Baby Elizabeff was pink an cryin but is sooooo tiny an was rushed off to intensiv kare rite aways. Lena iz okays.
So spares a thowt for little ElizaShrimp hoo needs owr prayerz.
She so small an werld so big!
We now returnz yoo to your regyoolarly skedyooled LOLz.
awl da bestist wishis fur da gnu famblee member *sens positiv waves ober der* welcum elizabeff.
whut siobhan said
concats to the nu mommeh
and gud thots to boff bebbeh and mommeh
prayerz an thaughts to Lena and her presshus liddle Elizabeff!!! I B happy 4 your gnu lidle won–baybeez r such a blessing! Wii awl R finking positive 4 and wiff U!
{{{{{Lena adn Elizabeff}}}}}
Mai nefew was bornded at 20 weeks.
Fink pawsitif.
Hez at cawlege now wif akademic skolar shipz.
Speshul prayerz and happytails to U boff
okiez…dis kitteh iz so full of gushy kyootniss mai headz gonna spload!!!!!1!
oh noes! u needs 2 puts awn a CHRG!
here… taeks mai spar CHRG. aiz shure u gits a beddur adn niecer un in da ty-boo-tek… but fer da first s’curiteh dis will werk!
i’z kinda noo heah… i dontz kno wut a CHRG iz or waer 2 fynd da ty-boo-tek, but fanx fer lettin meh bahwo yers!
ohai, a CHRG iz a chikkin-hed rubber glub, wich iz a rubber glub wered on teh hed wif teh fingers stikking up, like teh comb on a chikkin. iz for protekshun aginst teh hedsplorts wen faced wif exstreem kyootnes. offen times it iz being “wdoi”, wif drawings on it, for dekoratibness.
teh ty booteek iz wher yoo can finds it! eezy!
welkom to cheezland!
Fank u bery much fer da info!! ai go gitz mah own CHRG rite awaiz!! Mebbe dey has wun wif skullz wearin dair own CHRGz!! Dey do custum werkz at da ty-boo-tek ryte? ai be likin cheezland!!!!1!!! da peepl here be so berry frendly adn halpful
Aye hassa flayver…
Hedsplortz. I has dem.
cute kittyyy is cute
kitteh sez “teehee! i scratches ur CDz wif my clawz an u not even notice!!!”
Not mai CD!!!
Ai knoes sumfin u doan knoes! Tee hee!
Kitteh soooo cyoot! O mai! **kitteh sways* Kitteh! Wants! *kitteh sways moar*
O mai!
*****SPLORT*****
holy moly annuder splort!
*scoopsies up teh brains*
*put da brains bac inna head*
*hot gloo head back to get her*
*gibs yoo a blankie*
*put u inna chair dat iz reely cozie*
*gibs yoo a chocolate mouse*
dere! all bettur!
omg the kitteh in da pikture looks lieks she gonna puke any minute. TEEHEE!
soo cute!!
i. so. bored. iz et pozzibl tew splort wit boringness?
Kewtnezz ovahload!
Soooo kyute! Ai kan hardlee stands it..but Ai’ll trai.
……………*SPLORT!!*………..
Well, Ai tryed!
Oh Noez!! not a nudder splort!!!
I noez.
*Dragz in deh CCC
Furstest i sweepingz awl deh brainz intu a pielol.
Den I skooping dem up and pakking dem intu deh brainial cabitee. Now fer a CHRG.
*rummij, rummij, rummij.
*mutter, mutter, mutter.
*crash!! klang!! ratlol!!
Well, wii b in big trubblez now!! no maor CHRGz or bavving capz!! 2 mennee splortz tuday!! Waddlol I dew???
*runz tu tybooteek. Runz bak.
*rapz ty arownd Katziz hed. Tyz it in a fahonablol Windzor not.
Ok, now I tuk u up inna nice floofee blankee. Have sum hot chokklit and a chokklit possum tu nomming. U rest adn b ok in a liddlol wyle.
O hai, cweenie! Hao did you do dat so fast?
*has blankie and CHRG and chokklit milks for teh drinkyins*
such polite giggling.
Soooo sweet I luv it wen my pawz are kleen 2
hee hee hee, hooman duz nawt kno wat ahm gunna dew wif deze pointy endz wen he leest ezpecktz it, hee hee hee
Dis is my nawt sekund LOL to post tew eberyone!!!!!!! **Happi Happi Danse Danse!!!** And a THREE splot LOL, tew! **Clappity clappity floofie pawz** Will having sweet lol dreemz tonght. kTHANKSbai
>.<
iz a stoopy. Dis nawt my lol. Luks bery simalar, tho. O well. I had teh lol dreemz eniwais. Sorry! :blush:
OLY SHEEZCEYK!
I log awn n I haz 380 favuritz!
FRUNT PAGE 4 B-ING ON CRACK!
kitteh send kissessess
cyoote kitteh did bad ting
Lol u sed butt
datz sooooooooo coote ^.^
awwwwwwwwwwww~♥
kawaii!!!!! X3
HAHHAHAHAHA,i love the word “teehee”
i use it all the time
u giz al stolz mah bukkit
gemme bak mi buikkit
Damn good shot there!