Teh serviz in dis place stinks.
Teh serviz in dis place stinks.
mah waiter nawt much better. i found sumfing in mah fud.
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ebbywun els haz gonned
I shudda noen wen it sed “1 comment” it wud b annipuss!! Moar Conga Ratz tu u, deer, anni!!
Thx mai cween!
Heer, annipuss – a liddle prezent fur yoo! Fur yesterday’s pikshoor ov teh “OMG! Its fulla starz” Kitteh, ai fetched teh Jack Deth pome that goes wif it.
Jack Deth
January 9th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Kristill Klayritee
in a purr~fekkt curve. Hoo sez
Kitteh no haz soal?
Wizzdum andz nawllejj
swurlz beehynd green ieez
rapped inz sillkee furr
Kittehz livv andz breeve
Curreeawsitee. It iz
wutz maykz dem yooneek!
Jack.
An heer’s teh link to teh odriginal pikchoor, in cayse enewun mist it! Wun ov teh gratest pikchoors EBBER!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/
Mai, ur bizzy dis morning, Janet! {{JCH4K}}
LOL!! Ai haz to be kwik!! Wif mai sister heer ai haz az gud az no taim doo ring teh day!
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*sniff* ai misses being heer! Ai’m shur ai’ve mist a lot ov fun!
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Corse, being wif mai sister iz nice, too!
{{{{cweenmj}}}} She sleepz latur tahn ai do – so ai has to do awl mai emayls ‘n ICHC urlee!
dat’s ok Janet …… wen ai getz der, ……yu duzzunt gotz tu hied yer tiem awn ICHC !!!….. yu kan goes hog wile an play AWL YU WANTZ !!!!!
whoo hoo !!!!!
an ai betz dat we will boff be awn at teh saem tiem tu….
a great picshur indeed, indeed.
gud morning jch4k and cweenmj and congrashulashuns to annipuss
Mornin, Fleep!! I feer I abandonded Igor adn deh nite watchman adn a blonde in bloo in deh d’Beeker Labz deh nite afore last. Hope nuffin untu ward happinged.
uh-oh. ai think ai may have missed that advenshur. ai didunt see any traces ob teh crime … ai mean, of teh festivities. But, then, teh byootiful blonde in bloo is *shhh … looks around* a spy. don’t tell anyone!! so she’s good at hiding her tracks.
*reaching into teh innertubes frum a distance*
*a breath of warm air bearly touches teh nape of a sinetist’s nekk*
Sekrets…will haz to be deconstrukted wif sinetifikally construked martoonies. But fr nao, adbentures in anuvver time/spayse continunom await me. Till we meets agin….
*wifdraws bakk fru teh innertubes nd clozez teh innernets behind her, az she leeves to fulfill a perilous kwest.*
oh hai bb
I iz coming to Ur nayborhood soon!
Ar yu mooving to Troy? When will u gets there?
IRL, I am pakking up my pyutor nd will be out ov town for a cuppla weeks, but will check messijs ebery so often. Ifn yu on Cheezfrens, yu can get my email addy nd we can plan to haz Cheezmeet!
yes in November or December, details to be worked
out soon, we has to fynd a place to live and such..
I iz on cheezfrenz I tries to fynd you but cudn’t
mah cheezfrenz nayme is two_kittehs as well.
ohai blonde in bloo!
Will u be coming neer Charlotte??
I will be driving through NC, but east of Charlotte, on I-95, and I know my Dad will be eager to get to Florida. I thought that if I take the train back, we could have a Cheezmeet, but I see that teh Amtrak route doesn’t go through Charlotte.
two-kittehs, I just emailed you. I forgot that booklion is just my nickname there, and you can’t search by nickname.
I replied to Uz!
U know I-95 is not reely that far.
I think Florence SC is only about an hour or so away…
Well….If we stops to spend teh night on somewhere in norf carolina or near Florence, would you be willing drive down to meet me?
If it were just me, I would go to Charlotte to meet you, but since I am chauferring two 85-year-olds, one with some mobility problems, it makes a rendezvous a little more complicated.
depending on teh day, I cud drive to Florence!
But if u’ve got ur parental units with u, I knows that’s more complimacated.
I was thinking ur were driving tehm down to FL, and leaving them there?
I mean, maybe they go for teh winters?
And that u were driving back alone… in which case that’s wut I was thinking, that I cud catch u on the way back maybee.
But if u has them with u both ways, then yas, maybee it wud be better to try anotter time. Sooner or later ifinkso we’ll has a cheezmeet!
*breath of warm air…*
*keen scientific observational skills*
*analytical abilities*
*logical conclusions*
huh?
wut wuz that?
wut?
*Seez Fleepz iiz glazed over adn
*rolling rownd in himz hed.
*Wavez glass uv skotch under Fleepz nose.
Erth tu Fleep!! kum bak!!!
Izzat teh gud skotch?? He luks prittee . . .teh power ov warm air awn teh bak ov the nek iz nawt to bee misunderestimayted.
wuhwoh. d’Beaker is blinded by the biomajikalol sighns, agin…
cue da musik…
Awl ov tehm???? There togedder??
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Waht cud go rong??? LOL!!
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But where wuzzit? Ai must go an luk at it.
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Twere at http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/15/funny-pictures-at-your-party-stealin-your-high-fives/#comment-472132
Thankz, cweenmj!! Yoo ar a grate storee teller!!
Gud monring Fleep!
Ar yoo having cawfee oar tee? Ai brwot sum ov bog!
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An heer ar teh nice hawt rolls (wif budder an raspberree jam) taht Rodney dint uze yet! Plentee fur ebreewun! AND sum chonklit cobbered biscotti, ov corse!
tea fer me. rolls? nom nom nom. biscotti? dip nom dip nom. thnx
Mai sister drinkz awnlee tee, too! An she iz verreee pleezed taht yoo wented to HUR Universittee an nawt myne!
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nom nom dip nom dip nim
I feel teh stoopy – I’d like to put teh “full starz” picture in my favritts, but doesn’t know how to get it thare. Sumbuddy cud halp me, pleez?
U b uzing deh fiyrefox? if u switch tu IE, u kin favrit frum
deh front paig. (I think)
Hmm…No, I gots safari (mac), and there duzzent seem to be a way. But fanks for teh thought!
I cood bearly stand teh wayt…
so I sat down.
I guess a bear really does sit in the woods
Clever, RD!
I coudnlnt bear to stand … oar I coudnlnt stand the baer … oar hau wast it??
Dow Jones takes a rest at the end of the week.
News headline: Stephen Colbert meets bear for lunch.
:snerk:
Oh no, they be takin’ my pickanick baskkit.
It ain’t over til its over.
Ur on a roll dis morning, RD!!
when teh fat bear-lady sings?
her iz nawt fat, juz floof!
Wish Ai cud stai an plai,but Ai haz 2 eet, so Ai haz 2 shop! Bai!
this one is cool !!1!
n1.
O teh beer necessitees, teh sumple beer necessitees, furgit abowt yur worries an yur strife! O dose beer necessities … Muvver Natuurs recipees …
Cat Baloo
Ai fink dis song wuz Baloo tha Bear frum Dizney’s Jungle Book moovie. Cat Ballou wuz 1960s cowgirl moovie wif (?? Ai fink) Jane Fonda?
dat b rite!! datz y it b funnee!! itz a jukz…a jux…. a crossober uv tew differnt ideaz!!
mibbe himz iz at a BEARbecue?
(sawry… ai getz mai coat)
Oh noes, don’t leeving, u just gotted heer.
Omnivlolrus appetite… I haz one.
LOL!!!
seriluslee, AllyBally – thanks agin fur teh translayting! Ai dont think ai herd about teh “cote getting” befoar!
iz mai plehshure! ai can haz mai ewesis sumtymes!
Doan wurries, bare, teh fotografur kan gibs u fud and u kan habs fotografur for dessurt.
adn we can has “last pichsur b-4″ den?
This is unbearable service. Maybe I’ll just go catch the contree bear jamboree show in Dizzy Whirrld.
bear can haz hunnyboree instedz?
Ohai! gud morninz eberybodee!
gud morninz buddy ditzmores mom… haus u dewin?
been mushly buzie toodai, butt thanx fer axing siobhan. Hopez u haded a happi dai.
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
Thankz BluesFan473!
wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Iz on fall brake aftah doing overtime on Wall Street
Cheezes twice, itza bear !!! Get in the … ai means, get on the … umm, get under teh … errr, call henry pawlson!!
sad but troo…
No shirt, no shoes? NO SERVICE!
This is a formlol resterant. Yoo needs a coat anna tie!
Well… I gess yoo has teh coat. But yoo still needs a tie!
formlol resterant wid picnik tables
U shure haz fallen on bad tymes
Nah. Is a “theme” resterant. The Bear and Pope.
“theme” resterant how kitschy
I was eggspecting nice white tablol clothz
an beautiful silverware and great service
at least that was deh Zagcat review sed
Nah, is Jellystone.
Yogi is wondering where BooBoo is wif that pickanick baskit!
No, that wuz poleece awfisser show:
{Announcer voice}
“She’s a bear. He’s the Pope. They’re cops.”
waytur had shooz, but ai eeted dem!
No service speshully after u eats de waytur.
yet anotter test
Are you testy agin 2day?
*forth attempt*
ohai maus!
Yes, I has been testy a lot latelee.
I was just spearminting.
Apparentlee this abatart werks fine.. but it won’t let me assume an alias.
ohai maus!
Yes, I has been testy a lot latelee.
I was just spearminting.
Apparentlee this abatart werks fine.. but it won’t let me assume an alias.
I love this pic.
No, it is I who will eat you!
beer bearing bear.
barely bearing.
Most of you people apparently go out of your way to sound like a bunch of Ebonics spelling retards…..sad.
ooh, itz a troll …
should we roast him tonight, Bert, or hang em up inna treel and eatim layter?
Troll a la Tolkien
roast troll?
I’d rather has teh livahmush, kthxnoplehtrollfurdinner!
Deer Dr D.
Just wut kinda doctur iz u? pairintlee not a berry well edumakayted wun cuz eben deh wursted skool in deh whirrld kant tu b enkurriging deh studentz tu kawling peepz hurtfull namez like retard. Wii only haz wun rule heer and it b tu play nise. Kawling peepz a retard duz not b nise. U may leev now. And don’t tu kumming bak til u b reddy tu b sivil eyezed.
Fank u fur ur attenshunz.
mj
Makin fun uv Ebonics iz alsew unpeaceful.
itz a nice pikshur but itz of a blak bear and they lik eeting berriez
Blak bears like eeting ennyfing dey can fit in moufs.
If a bear eets in teh forrest, duz anywun heer him?
*wonders where everybody is* “Gentle Ben wuz blak baer & evrywun thawt he wuz kewt!” *gets up & goes home….feeling rejected….*
Waytur waz tu sloe enniwai. Ai’m thunkin RBz.
Hahahahahaha
nice
Love it ! 5/5 and add to favorites