Comments on: I’z feelz so…

By: KerberosZero

KerberosZero — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:10:48 +0000

OOOOOW Dis is shoorly one of daz nanowmashinz hoomans talk about!

By: Talfreo

Talfreo — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:25:47 +0000

Don’t worry lil’ dude! Itz u n me agianst thiz big ol’ world! And wez getz our buttz kiked anywayez, but whoz carez?

By: hayley

hayley — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:14:57 +0000

That cat is so small! And so cute! When you look at the picture he or she, (sorry, I don’t know, lol), looks like it’s confused like it’s in an optical ollusion! So cute, so “adorable”.

By: Anonymoose

Anonymoose — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:22:27 +0000

U aer veree signifuhcant! u warmd mah heart!

By: Cheesehead

Cheesehead — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:00:18 +0000

Insignificant is such a big wurd 4 such a tiny ickle kitteh. U will go far (to the udder side ob da kitchen)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:43:53 +0000

OH!!! jmuhj — u ben laying heer fur owerz!! lukk — Awl ur braynezez haz dried owt!! *peelz sum dried braynez off moniter. * Hhhmmm. waddle wii du?? *peelz moar dried braynez off keyboard.*
I hopez dere beez a skrayper in dhe CCC.
*rummij, rummij*
Nope, no skrayperz.
*findz pokkit nife inna pokkit (ware else)*
*skraeypee skraepee.
*pilez up awl deh dried braynez adn puttingz dem inna bowl.
*pourz sparklee wadder on deh braynez tu rekonstitooting dem
*Pourz braynez bak in deh hed.
*pullz on 50z bavving cap adn sea kurez wiff dukkee taype.
Now I’ll just b getting u deh blankee and cocoa. Sry. No possumz fur u….Dr. Tinycat sez no solid fudz fur 2 daze.
*Tuk tuk deh blankee.
Ok . u resting now.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:34:12 +0000

Oh noez!! deh late nite splort!!!
*runz arownd waveing deh armz like krazy*
.
Oh, datz no gud. Gotta finding deh CCC….. Dere it iz.
*skweekee, skweeekee
*rummij, rummij.
Ok. Heer wii go. swep up awl deh braynez in2 a nise liddlol pile. Now I skooping dem up and pouring dem bak intu dhe brainial cabity. Pull on dhe CHRG — dis wun haz pitcherz uv a elolafent! Adn tuk u up in a matching elolafent blankee. Now I gitting u a cuppa hot cocoa wif deh wippee kreme adn a cuplol uv chokklit possumz. U resting and b gud as gnu bai morning!!

By: Electrice

Electrice — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:11:48 +0000

iz just tew kewt!!!

Ao shif—-

SPLORT

daw, the tomato broke.

By: Fakir

Fakir — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:31:18 +0000

but alice kat shood no da cake is a lie!!

By: jd

jd — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:58:25 +0000

A CRH iz a Chikkin-Remobing Hamstur. Dis iz wy it nawt sew good on cute stuff.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:42:25 +0000

future kitteh oberlord just beginnin himz trayning.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:17:21 +0000

Sorry you’re going through a tough time. I’ve been through it, too, and it’s no fun at all.

Right in the middle of the worst phase (bursting into tears at work, etc.), I read a quote from Ella Fitzgerald (I’m paraphrasing here) to the effect that having your marriage break up was like having a bad wisdom tooth, and getting a divorce was like having a wisdom tooth extracted — but once it’s out, you’re done, and you can start healing. That helped me a lot. Hope it helps you a little.

PS. Five years later, the former Mr. Tessie and I are semi friends who have occasional contact (he and his spouse du jour live far away), phone each other for birthdays, etc. It’s possible.

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:59:59 +0000

teh not-so-very-Large Collider Kitteh

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:24:10 +0000

Haow kan enniwan bii sew TYNII??? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hiir it comz
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

By: Just Jo

Just Jo — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:00:12 +0000

*come running over, scoop up liddle kitteh. Then give hugs & treat kitteh to snak & playtime…YAY!*

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:19:05 +0000

aww, sweet bebe kitteh, u r de moas importint inna de hoal howse!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:56:21 +0000

Space Kitteh
haz entured teh
Totul Perspective Vortex

By: Kapitæn M.

Kapitæn M. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:28:12 +0000

Yü ar not insigniffikkant, littel kittë!!!!!

By: Sakee

Sakee — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:24:41 +0000

Awwz… No fair! Me WANTS to hug kitteh!

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:21:31 +0000

Awww kittah – you has a singif… sigfin.. signicf… you has a important!

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:21:01 +0000

Dems very perty flauers. Dis gud fing ew taeks da picshurs ov ewr yards, ai was finking da flauers ard da prety but dey in da way ov da very beatumous yards dat ai wans tu see. Ewr gronds very peasfull an lobely. Fanks fur sharin dat ew has gud energies ov da muddr nashur fur ewr sad tiems.

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:01:15 +0000

dis is teh not secund entierle korrekt map ob teh unibers

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:56:22 +0000

Awww….

*SPLORT*

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:31:29 +0000

Harumph. Easy to tell who the adult is in this exchange. *HUGS*

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:07:39 +0000

phui… das good… ai had an afwaid.

By: thereisnodanaonlyzuul

thereisnodanaonlyzuul — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:59:19 +0000

Teh kyutness ob teh kitteh iz liek grabity – miet abzorb all teh kichen!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:52:55 +0000

Yay!! Fur sweet monstur Remy!!

By: maipooz

maipooz — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:44:51 +0000

OMG dat also looks lik mai house! SUMBUDY GOT IN MAI HOUSE!!!!!!

By: katsRme

katsRme — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:44:05 +0000

done werry rhsb. evryfing will werk out ok. i will lend you my Mikey, she will lik yur fayce liek a mommy an maek it bettur.
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}

By: maipooz

maipooz — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:43:11 +0000

dat looks lik mai kitteh! OMG sumbody stoll mai kitteh!

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:41:46 +0000

Tek-Kitteh is on the Grid.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:39:49 +0000

Danks u, I are repared!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:37:40 +0000

“B-7”
“You sunk my CATtleship”

By: Valesa

Valesa — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:23:22 +0000

Remy is Rem’bunctious! Lol! We’re both doing well! I have been very busy at work lately and also at home taking care of Rem’ister.

As for a Remy Update: He fell off the couch and got out of his crate! He’s a sweet monster!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:22:26 +0000

uz absomalutleh riet valesa!
adn aid liek 2 heers about remy 2es, doing beddur?

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:21:31 +0000

unibears unibears unibears
unibears wii kitteh unibears
unibears unibears unibears

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:21:16 +0000

ai seccund dat!

oh but u noe shud splort! oh mai… *gets da ccc*

hmmmkaaaaiii… hao u does dis? erm… ah… ai noes…
*gits da bwains 2geddur adn bak inna da hed*
*tape tape tape*
*puts a niec FCHRG awn da hed ob D.R. jes fer s’curiteh*

naaaaoooo… here… u snorgles inno dat niec fluffeh blanki wib da cheezmap awn eet adn dwinks dis niec cup ob hawt chocclit wib possum shapedid marshmelloes
u shud soon bee beddur iffn u jes relaksis nao

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:19:22 +0000

*reternz frum teeDish stavf mtg*
thank you Your MJaesty *with kurtsea*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:19:16 +0000

Ohai Valesa, hao R yoo adn ur sweet Remy?

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:17:11 +0000

deer kitteh yu iz teh center ob de unibers

By: Cimbacat

Cimbacat — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:16:41 +0000

I’z has happee u awl taking guud caer of Maus.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:16:14 +0000

hims da dumb 2 treets u liek dat! {{{{{{ rhsb }}}}}} jes rememmer da cheezpeeps bees here fer u adn alwis bees hawpee 2 sees u adn reeds u. iffn he twies 2 hurt u, jes comes here adn furgit about him fur as lawng as u cin *notter hug*

By: Valesa

Valesa — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:14:05 +0000

NO! You are precious!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:11:43 +0000

no maddur hao small da kitteh… eet will ulwais bee biggur dan ebben da hoel unibers… jes taek a look into eets i’s… der bees da hoel unibers adn iffn da kitteh alowses u 2 snorglol eet… u fergits ebery howebber wors problim…

kitteh cannawt bees insignificant… sumbunneh shud tellz dis da kitteh {{{{{{ kyoot littlol kitteh inna beeg kitchun }}}}}}

By: Rivahcat

Rivahcat — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:09:49 +0000

Awwwwww… dat loox liek my bebeh Domino whens I found her in teh parking deck where I worx… smooch smooch smooch!!!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:54:16 +0000

Well, branes are like unnerwares.
U has to take them out to air once in a while.

*pats maus onna cheek and putz his sunglasses secyoorly in place*
I fink u better keep these on aftur all.
But an xtra purrteckshun wudn’t hurt.
*puts blondfold on over maus’s Joo Janta yaddayaddayadda sunglasses*
Better than blindfold, ifinkso!

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:47:52 +0000

Invizabul haf teh kichen.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:45:47 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
hang in dere!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:41:56 +0000

OH NOEZ!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:37:32 +0000

*unfolds teh mini-sweepee-fing n sweepee sweepee teh braynes tugevver in a pyle*
*uzes teh mini-boddle uv distilled watters tu rinsing teh braynes cleen* Hm, nawt enuff watter fur awl cleen, but ai got teh wurst awf anyway, aifink.
*uzes teh braynehorn (sorda lyke shuhorn) to put braynes back in braynium*
*replayces teh hedbones*
*adds 50s bavving cap*
*taypee taypee wif neon pink dukkee taype*
*adds new CHRG (wdoi) (teh drawerings be uv sordid daytime talk-sho hostses fur protekshun frum cyootnesses)*
*taypee taypee taypee until taype awl gawn*
Otay, sit still, ai seeing if ai can finding hawt drink n fings foar yu. Heer, having a dark chokklit moose while ai looking. Du NAWT luk at pikshur again!