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Catmoflage
or kitteh identity crisis?
Concats two_kitties and Kevs! U phaster dan a mowsie chaysing owlol!
Whoops, sorri Kevz, eye mizzpelled yr name. Whut u two want fur sillybration?
I iz habing applol crumble cake dat Upfi brot
here has some
can I has some coffeh too?
Fanks fur teh caek.
Whut kynd uff coffeh u drinkie? U lyke regalar coffeh or wunna doze mocha, capachino, latte, soy, no foam, wit sprinkles an whipped cream tings?
mostly just regular coffee
occasionally mocha
I am actually a regular tea drinker
but today I need somefing stronger wid more caffeine
*Hookz up caffeen IV tu two_kittehs.
*Hangz IV bag on wun uv doze rollee-hookz,
*so tk kin move arownd.
Let us noez if u needz moar.
U is a life saver
cween
U iz shure dis won’t has any adverse ffects rite?
Mite maek ur iis wyder
side affects inklood: improoved nitetaim vishun, nervus ticks, juitters,
jibbliees, spazzing, reorganizashun uv teh spase-taim contiyu-um, awlterred appetite, purplol skwirls, and visitashuns bai YNCelebritees.
do not yooz if yu ar pregnant, nekkid, or if yu ar kurrentlee seeing teh purplol skwirls and mauses dansin awn yer hed.
Yay! I can has coffeh wif you bof?
U shure can!
Fanks! Ai gots da flu-bug. Ai puts da rum in it!
that sounds gud!
hope U gets bedder soon
{{{midnightsdeer}}}
Fanks 2kittehs- is jus a littel fing. Is gud scuse tu puts rum in da coffeh!
Dat crumby caek luks gud tu!
o fanks Tribble! is U on shore leave
I be seeing more of you
for which I iz glad!
Eye just bein bad. Shood be doin howzwurk!
howzwork can wait
ICHC mush more fun!
I dunno who said it but himz was rite
howzwork: work that gets noticed when it isn’t done!
troo dat!-& teh corrollary iz: werk that doesn’t get noticed when it iz dun(by teh ladee of teh house any way-teh guise point it out when they do 1 load of dishes…)
akshully in mah house mah hubcat does the cleaning
an I does the cooking so it all works out
and himz more of a neat freak than I iz
blending in ur doing it rite
Adn u eben speeking teh lokul lankwitch! Well dun, kitteh!
And sillybrashuns 4 teh nawt-sekkund commint of two_kittehs and Kevz! Wot wud u like 4 drinks and dans? U can has sum applol crumblol, if u like.
aw dat sounds good! fanks Upfi
I dun want anyfing. kthxbai!
Wii awl lukin fur mowsies!
Run Maus, Run!
see teh prettee owl
duz nawt see teh kitteh
oh noe, pore maus.
Pore maus
Be destined
To end as damp squeak.
Dere’s an owl lotta kitteh goin’ awn…
Like fish outta watta… Kitteh style
I nawt C a kitteh heer; jst sum owLOLz.
kitteh catmoflage== success!
dat cleber aie award u elebenty cheezburgz FTW
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Yoo ar grayshusness itself (oder – Du bist die Guete selbst.)
Wun ov dese fings iz nawt lyk teh uthurz….
Reli? *peers real hard* Iz wun on left? Him has stinkee feet?
awl deh eers r deh saem…. hmmm…
oHai JK2K aie haytes these spawt teh difrenz puzzles aie nebber get them rite.
Dey all hab 2 eyez…..
*cleenz glasses an luks agin*
*luks through kleen glasses*
dey awl hab jelow aiz ….
hoot, meow
(wurks bettr if skottish kitteh)
ai iz skottish and ai haz laffing!
meoot?
u speeks Catowlish or is it Owlcatish………….
it nawt matter teh translation fur cheezburger is still MINE
O RLY?
Ya RLY!
NO WAI!
WAI
kent be!
if Kent be, there be Barbie tu?
…oar mebeh that be Clark Kent …
setting: plolice stashun in doontoon Metlolpolis, near teh JCH401k Casino &Petfud Stoar.
*two pursons are viewing lineup in dark thru speshul viewing mirra*
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*ploliceminz voice*
Now, Mr Lolrus, can you identify the purrpetrator of the alleged theft 0 yr bukkit?
It wuz an LOLtter, nawt an owLOL awr a kitteh.
Who? Who? Me. You?
Awr
Who? Whom? Mii. U?
(sho in daht sumwun reedz teh adz).
Fail.
Deres a fungus amungus! O wayte…..iz a kitteh. Git him guise!!!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Cat amonst the PIDGEONS i said!!!!!!
U betcha we’re prowd, kuz only Mavrik’s stand out inna krowd!
She’s a bresh of freth air!!!
O fankQ Pittypat I wundered wat breed ob owl dat was, a Mavrik owl, very pretti
Just looka heer at this pickcher – she’s with her favrit groop.
She unnerstans kittehs with speshull needs better an any Merikan i knows.
Duzzint fund them, but that’s another story . . .
kitteh mush cuter than Mavricky VP nominee
U bethca
wich ob dese tings iz not liek teh odder…
yu cants seez me, Ai iz hiding………. hooo? hooo?
Totoros….ur doin it rite!
Yay! I can has lol on frontspaij! *smilez*
Well owl be dammd…
hoos on fir^H^H^H not second?
de owlz not wut dey seemz
one of my kitties is named Hooter. Cuz he hoots.
Waz habbin a sad night, but lol’d so hard wehn I sawz dis!