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In fakt – ai emboddiez it.
Concatyoolashuns awn yur nawt sekkund! Nao pik yur purrrfikct drink!
Jus sum iced tee wif lemon & shoogur, plz. A bit unner teh wevvur (pleh sinus infekshun + eer infekshun = sad kitteh) & tryin to stay hydrated. *sigh* Iffin udder kittehz want udder drinkses, teh bar is opun!
*brewbrewbrewskweezskweezskweez* icee tee wif lemmuns an shugger kummin rite up! an a floofy pink blankee, tew, sinse yew are feeling pleh. *tucktucktuck*
Oooo – fanks, Sum1! Dat is bery bery niec uv yew!!!
*snugglols into floofy blankee & sips yummeh icee tee*
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I know this is going to sound dorky, but that actually made me a little misty-eyed, Sum1. That was very sweet of you.
U not dorky, nightshayde. Noezing dat uzzer peepz keering bowt u awlwayz make peepz feeling bedder. {{ns}}
Itz rillee amayzin hao teh liddul akshunz uv peepz yew haz never akshulee “met” kin maek such a diffrinz in yer mood. Wii awl haz such powr to maeks pplz lievz beddur & itz rillee kwite eezee!
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
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dats fur troo nightshayde.
When I cudn’t plai during teh day this week, I had such a big sad and owt of sorts!! And I wundered… how is it taht peeple I has never met has such an effect on me? I guess mj sed it well; but its still amazin’ infinkso…
{{{{{{nightshayde, mj, and all teh cheezpeeps}}}}}}
Wii missinged u tu!!
{{{Leeza-b}}}
Wi b a kummunity, just like a liddlol town, Ifinkso. wii may not noeing ee chudderz faisiz, but we du noeing ee chuderz.
{{Cheezpeepz}}
What cweenmj sais… Ew bery sweet kitteh tu all us cheezfriens!
Ew sayed da nicess fings when ai had da sads!
Ai hopse ew gets aw bettre relly soon.
oh yesh…….. wen mai mamakitty wuz rilly sickly ebbrywun maded me feels sew cared about….. a virtual cheezfrens blankie!!! {{{{cheezfrens}}}}
Aww poor baybee!
Here’s a snuglee blankee…
sum chikee n00dlee s00p….wif krakurz
an sum Nyquil… for you to passes owt whun awl else faylz!!
Mmmm – chikee n00dlee s00p fur dinnur (wif krakurz) sownds liek a bery gud ideeyuh. Ai’ll pass on teh Nyquil, aifink — but fanks fur offurrin it.
Teh snuglee blankees iz awlwaiz welkum. 
Wuz gonna happee dans fur U.
But turn on Meowsic bawks instead…
* Qwietly playing Lula byes frum meowsic bawks*
*tippee tows out ob rum.*
LOL — kint fall asleep kwite yet — ai iz still at werk.
Nice thot tho, WRr. 
ConCATZ on yur nawt-sekund AND on yur kapshun. Ryte yu ar!!!
Fanks!
cum as u r kitteh b content wit mew cd mixng
rub ees belleh fur luk,
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and stitches.
i dunno, taht kitteh luks far too blissful an at wun wif teh kozmos to unsheaf teh poynty endz.
wib dem kittehs u nebber noe… dem bees berry good at da catmuflage fing…
mornins
Dis kitteh needz mah snorgles, aifinkso.
Ai can haz snorgle snorkel?
Da Buddah kitteh sez “seek nawt teh extreems, but choose the middul path. Rite there.. Yessss…… ohhhhhhhh. You snorgle my belleh sooo goooood….”
Ai haz lawts uf praktiss at snorgles, BuddahKitteh. Wii haz wun long-haired kitteh & two short-haired kittehz dat LURVEZ der belleh-rubs. Wii even haz a chant wii duz fur wun uv teh kittehz:
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Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, oy oy oy!
Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, oy oy oy!
Fuzzy-wuzzy belly of a purry-furry boy!
Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, oy oy oy!
Wut a lukkee kitteh tu havez himz own snorgle song!!
Himz kwite payshunt — iz bery niec kitteh. Himz teh wun dat got rainbow-kulured fur Eestur (chek mah pikshurs undur mah profile – clik bloo naem).
*Snerk* DAt’s funny rite theyre.
OOOHHHHHH!!!
gedda CCC reddy. Adn tayp teh CHRG extra strong.
Noooooom…..
Noooooom…..
Kitteh onlee needz cheezburger to has purrfekshun!!1!
ketteh hadz cheezburger Aifinkso…
lookat teh floofee cheeks
Ohhhh … I luuuuuuuvvvvvv fat rownd ploofy kittehs de bestest!! I can haz for snorglin an cuddlin??????
iffn nightshaed is reddeh u cin taeks da snorglesnorkle adn go fer eet
hai lynxany
u seeded da lynx difence?
I muchly appruvs de lynx fince. Is bested fence evuh. We has de mowntin lion fence lyk dat wunce. It wuz much de scaree cuz it wuz dark-jus-befour-dawn tyme. Was waiting for puppee pottee (wuz new puppee…lernin bowt potte outside time an you haz to stay wif dem til dey ‘performs’) an’ I got dat creepy ’sumwun is watchin’ feelin’. I thowt is wuz our creepy naybur and turned arownd to give him peece of my mind. Big mowntin kitteh was crowched on fence … just like house kittehs crouch. We stared at eech uther for long enuff for my heart to go THUDDITY THUDDITY THUD THUD THUD. Then *poof* and mowntin kitteh gone. Veryvery scaree …. but MUCHLY awesome too! Puppeh so bizzy poopin he never even notice mowntin kitteh (or maybe just thawt it was just anuther big howse kitteh lyk playz wif him inside)
wow… mai jelly-ous… u habs eet! ai jes lurves dem big kittehs… *sigh* nawt dat ai noe lurves mai sweet liddlol (adn sumtiems way more f’rocus) bebehs toe… but i 2 i wib such a wunnermus mowntin lion… dat mus hab been a gweat feelin… wenn ur heart gottid back 2 normul
mebbeh da puppeh wus so bizzy poopin b-cuz eet DID notice da ‘kitteh’ ^^
U no … it scareded me in dat way u git scareded win u tern arownd an sumwun is dere dat u din’t eggspeckt. But reely I nebber felt lyk “aaarrggghh it’s gunna eet me!!!” scareded. An’ by the tyme I thawt abowt “mebbe she wants puppee four brekfast” *poof* mowntain kitteh gone.
purrrrrrvana?
iz lyke “nirvana”… u luk it up onlyne nao
Ai doan wants anyting to do wid it….
Is like “nirvana” only wif a “purr” insted of a “nir”.
ooo. anuzzer buutifull monokrome pitcher. Adn a snorulishus kittee tu boot!!!
Datz a gud kitteh to haz in yer howse durin cold winturr nites, aifinkso. Yew kud get sum srsly kwality snugglols wif dat wun.
ai callz tihs kinda kitteh a gud “nappin’ kat.” gud fur taykin naps wiv.
Iz a gud “lapping” kat tu. Coz nuffin iz bedder than uh gud nap with uh gud kat awn yor lap.
You came back!
Gud 2 C u, nc66. Hope ur doing awlrite. Ai has a happi cos it is Friday and CATurday is awn its way. YAY!
Tribbill Kitteh juss
habdz boal ubz Toona andz fresh
creem. Wut’z nawt 2 lubz?
Tribbill Kitteh habz
wawrm yummee tummee. Woodz lyke
slow belleh rubbinz
Tribbill Kitteh’z Purr
Bawkz iz awnz full oberload.
Wawntz attenshub NAOW!
Jack.
*wud happilee pet & snugglol & hedbonk & nuzzlol & shmoo dis kitteh*
Ommmmm
papa meowmeow….
Ommmmm
papa meowmeow
purrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrr…..
Hare kitteh hare kitteh
Kitteh kitteh hare hare
even teh hindi gawds has sense of teh h00mors.
somewhere George Harrison is smiling.
fanks (hare hare kitteh)
I iz at one wit’ de yarn
Iz big wide hed!!!!! Must noogie NAOW!!!!!
He is fat and grey and content. This cat is me.
yoo mus be very happy, if yoo iz liek dis kitteh. taht iz gud!
Happi be a warm and full tummeh, ifinkso.
Ai can’t resist while ai am here.
{{{{{{{curmudgeon mann}}}}}}}
Ai hab uh happytail fur yor contentment. And uh jellus.
O don be jellus. I am sendin my faymus beef borgonion wif buttery parsely egg noodles and da krusty bred and sweeeet kream butter. Dat shud top off da tank fur yew. Njoi!
::luks left and right::
*whispers to phatcat, ai’m nawt ‘posed tu be here*
Mmmmm beef borgonion and noodlols. *nom nom nom*
Mai faborite!
*tiny terribul tendrils sneak out and steel da beef viktor borga plant and noodlolsz*
NOM
*tiny terrible tendrilss trip ober dems droopy selvs frum lak o sleep*
*creep off to dweemland*
tomorrow is a nutter day…
My grandaughter was right. You people are weird. BAH!
And prowd ob it. Wuts yor point cranky guy?
The point is on your head junior. Are you trying to get lure me in to something?
Oh no. Nuffin at awl. Ai jes saying. Wii weird, wii here(d). Wii proud. Git used tu it.
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BTW – Gud wun curmudegeon mann! Pointy hed. *snerk* Ai get it.
Ai’m nawt eben ‘posed tu bii here.
SHEESH!
but eets ulwis naic 2 sees u here… {{{nc66}}}
Fanks siobhan.
{{{{siobhan}}}}
Yew fink Mr. Wilson here iz gunn let meh keep mai slingshot? ?)
hey nc66, are youse open?
SCOOORRRREEEE!!!
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Just did a munchee hunt in the now empty dressing rooms and found an almost full large bag or peanut M&M’s.
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WOOOHOOO……..it’s the small things that’ll getcha from day to day.
Concatshoelaces, SHD — free M&M’s iz awlwaiz a gud fing!
::Snatches small handful ob M&M’s from SHD::
::Loadz slingshot::
::Shoots indescres…undeescreez…in awl direckshuns::
hey ya goober flingin’ idgeet, ya eet dose. and I will share…..iffen ya eet dem, and hand ober da slingshot.
I’ll tell Tiki yer wastin’ perfectly good peanuts.
::shuffles toes in dirt::
OK – Sawry
::hands slingeeshot tu SHD::
Ai can hab emernemz now?
*nom nom nom*
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*screeching in the background*
Tiki: NUTZ! NUTZ! NUTZ!
Me: Yew can’t hab dem. Dey awr chokklit cubbered.
simple, crunch the shell, eat the choklit, and give the nutz to tiki. everyboddy happi
Me: How many licks does it take Tiki?
Tiki: Elebenty – Srysly, she says dat.
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*nom nom nom*
::presents bare peanut tu Tiki::
*SNATCH*
Me: Easy now.
Tiki: NUTZ! NUTZ! NUTZ!
G’nite awl!
g’nite yerself, time for me to go home as well.
G’nite awl frum meh azwell!
ya want some M&M’s to take wit ya?
sheeesh… ai missded sumfin heer… darn whirk!
u gots m&ms left?
It woan werk sweetpea. Victor Borge iz awlsew wun ob mai berry faborites, but ai’m nawt gunna cawmint.
*Oh crap!*
Wups!
*winks*
Awww…Wut the heck. Oh hai Phat Cat! Ai’m still suffering from analysis paralysis. Hao awr yew?
I be berry gud. I no jus wut u needz fer dat. *Adds slyce of chokklit moose cake wif da razberry sauce onna syde.*
Chokkamoose razzleberry?
Chokkamoose razzleberry?
WTF?
No fair! No fair!
::goes owtta hims mind::
*nom nom nom nom nom nom*
Yew maik it hard tu stay away. Srysly!
Yah. My ebil syde, I shows u it. All dis fud be makin me berry, sleepy. Here I tucky you in wif a cheezmaps blankee sew yew getz hugs awl nite long. Nyte nyet NC66.
oops. stoopy word rap. Dat be nyte, NYTE.
G’nite Phat Cat. Fanky fur teh chokkamooserazzleberry.
::snorgles in da cheezmap blankee::
*Oh luk! There ai aim*
::Finks ob cheezpeep mammories::
::Toss Toss::
::Turn Turn::
*Can’t sleep*
::Waits fur next cheezpeeps to wander in::
*wanders in*
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*wanders out agin*
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ZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz
Happy Cat seems to hab gottin a bits bigger sins we sawz himz lass!!
Happy Cats bin eetin two muches Happy Cat Fuds, aifinkso! MMMM NOM NOM!!
Buddahkitteh has a contented.
::rubs belleh::
Nao ai haz uh contented.
*krikkitz churping*
Hallloooooo Cweenmj! I be here…
I still be nursin da chocolate martoonie from da peyerate jokee sekshun.
Oh hai!! *waves pawz in a westerlee d’rekshun* Duz u b safe frum deh fyrez?? Oar shud wii sending u deh fyremenz/wimminz??
Ohai, I be safe except for da yucky air dat niteshade be talking about. Buuuut, i nebber want to discurage u from sendin da fyremans. Dey hab a fyremans station just akross da street from my haus. U can come ober if yew like. Just bring a lawn chayr and I mix da margareetas!
*Setz up lawn chair wif umber ella in Phat Cat’z frunt yard.
*pours margarita.
*Sits down and makez m’sef kumfurtblol
sip sip sip.
Oh, I likez deh lukz uf dat wun over dere polishing himz big truk.
Hmmm. Agreez. *nod, nod, sippy, sip…*
Memphis Fyremens are not playing nice. Dey knocked teh kitteh out of her tree wif teh high pressure fyre hose.
Chipped her toofs and took her awai.
hai west river rat. u gnu here?
Oh hai Yer Majesty. I jes sent uh emeow tu teh tendrils and yew (at yer emeow addy). Did yew git it? Mai ISP won’t tell meh iffen it wuz sent.
gmail eben.
**Waving flooffee pawz at NC66 & Tiki!!
got it and replied!!
Smelz laik teen kitteh.
Kitteh will nao meditates:
NNOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kitteh at 1 wif da uniberse. Course, kitteh same SIZE as da uniberse…
Yes, kitteh meditating on cheezburgers, has a mantra:
“Make me one with everything”
Dat bee de faice uv contentment, aifinkso.
Mmmmm…
Teh burgerz awr jes where ai want dem, aifinkso.
In his belleh aifinkso, wif a liddle flavr on his chest fur later.
Inner Peace be wif u!
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