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u kicked out too? uh huh. wut u peed on?
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I peed awn teh bed
an I peed in deh shoo
concats anni!
Ohai, annipuss!
Cone-grates onna nawt tawp spot!
Wutz ur prefrins ov drinkses?
Ai kno wut danses wii cud do – teh “Ai gotsta go NAO” danse!
**rhsb crosses legs an trys 2 danse arown**
Yep, we’ve awl dun dat wun!
Oopsie, ment “Onna TAWP spot!”
what didn’t I peed awn……the whole haus ees MINE.
Mawm’z gotz a new karpet!
eberyfing…
Mai big whiet kitteh Teddy finks it R below hims dingitee to pee in teh gurls’ litter bocks. So sumtymes he pees inna sink, inna baftub, oar eben onna stov! When ai came hoem las nite der wuz a big pee puddel onna stov top. Ai kleened it up reel gud, but when ai wuz boiling wadder fur tee dis moarning der wuz teh tell-tail odor ob burning pee. Nawt so grate akshullee…..
Butt ai lubs mai Teddy. He maeks teh cutest sownds (liek teh kittehs awn teh “tawking” kitteh bideo) adn gibs teh bestest hedbonks.
hallooooo DK!
gess hoo??
Yays!!!! Ur Whipstress!! Yoo R bisibel!!!
Ai lubs teh “Chat Noir” poster awn ur profyle.
fanks!
Itz SUCH A releef!
oh and abowt Teddy – EW.
Urine-infyoosed tea.. do not want!!!
Gibs a hole new meening to “eau de toilette”….
ooh nice turn of frase!
… we can not onlee say, Oh teh huge manatee!! …..
we can also say Eau de toilette!! haha
R yoo shur ur Leeza? Yoo sownd an awful lot liek EM…
U dun wanna noe!
$50,000 doller carpet shud nawt bee onna floor anyhoo!
dem Orieental carpetz belongz awn de wal fer de dekorashun!
Yeah, iz eezier to shaorpen my poynti enz on dat way
Jes kleen teh spensiv carpet wif a cupla hunnert dollar towlols.
Eye likeded awl teh cheez off uff de mac an cheez onna dinner playte!
Whoopz, sudda bean lickeded. Eye gotz tu renemburr tu proofreed mye spellinkz!
Yesh, cuz spellinz SEW importint heer!
it iz sumtaims- spellin determins iffn yu goze to the tybooteek ore teh nawtee barn.
But, ethur wai, iz FUN trip!
absomatootlee!
Wye? Teh noozpapurz doan’t bovver 2 proofreed deze daiz!
R u SHURE u nawt libs inna Yoo-Ess?
Ai fink it happinz ebbriware – teh funnyest wunz aer ware sumwun haz yoozd a spellchekk an got teh rong wurd but spelld it rite!
U shud see sum ov teh stuff wii has 2 reed heer at werk.
Ai werk wif teh law enforsemint guies, an wii gets sum mayle frum teh bad guies, an iz funnee reedin, sumtymez!
U gotta gets ur ennertaynmint, sumwhare, ai gesses!
Mai sunn wuns had a letter frum sumwun askin fur free skool bussin fur himz kidlet `coz him had had 4 hart attakks 2 uv dem faytul!
Snerk!!
Ai haets wen dat happins….
Did u eber see teh Mr Bean skit wehre him wuz a skoolmastur an tellz a man dat hiz son dyed ov fatal beetings? Iz berry funnee, aifinkso.
oooo cheeeeez……….
Yeh, ai wudda dunnit 2.
Aww, poor kitteh.
C’meer 2 mi. U can goes hoem wif mi an ai NEBBER frow u outda howse!
Dis rite. Iz very danjer.. dan… very scary outda howse! Iz naught gud fur kittehs be out… dey mite dizapear liek mah midnight!
Ai still wonders iz gud or bad. Him had so mush fun outda howse. Bring hoem hiz playmates to shaer wif da momma… da chipymonks and da birdies.
aiz shur ur midniet habs eet good. jes foundid a notter hoomin in dire need ob sum lovin kitteh {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}
Dis rite! An ai has 2 very wonerful kittehs, dat need sum lovin tu, keep meh warms in da bed an lovin in da hart.
Fanks fur remembering me dat stuff!
{{{{Siobhan}}}}
we surleh bees blesdid 2 habs kittehs. fank cc dem bees nawt ownleh xisting… but awlso sharing dems libe wib us hoomins.
Poor kitteh. did u pee on a computer?
i luvs my kittehs, but ifinkso taht wuld get tehm putted owt (but not kikked owt, tho. tehy kan com bak in after tehy finish going in teh right plase!)
my yunger boi barfed on teh compyooter keybord wunse wen him wuz 5. didn’t bovver him, him wuz playing a game uzing teh mowse, didnt need teh keybord anyway. taht wuz a very long an messy day.
eennneeee closher bub an ai showz u mai pointy endz!
Yeah, dint ennywun teech u abowt purrsunal spayse?
Well, it wuz lyk dis:
Ai peed onna carpit, but onlee cuz mahm yelled at mi bcuz ai frew up in hur noo shooz. An ai onlee frew up aftur eetin hur pryze orkid. An ai onle eeted hur pryze orkid aftur hur maed mi get awf teh cowntur an walk awl ober teh cleen dishis. An ai onlee got onna cowntur bcuz ai thot hur wuz makin mi sum gushifuds. Howeber, teh gushifuds wuzznt 4 mi, it wuz 4 teh importint compnee dats comin 2 teh howse 2nite.
Sew, iz teh companeez fawlt.
Dats mai storee an ai’m stickin 2 it!
clapping floofy paws 4 ur storee … no court cud find u guiltee!!
Fankuberrymush, Shaya.
**tries to bow deeply, but forgets hur legs r still crossed frum doin teh “gotta go” danse, so she ends up onna floor inna beeg floofy heep**
THUD! BONK!
Ow.
u sure mented 2 does dis, riet?
ai sekkund taht!
grate storee rhsb
how beez U dis thursday afturnoon?
Ohai, 2_k!
Ai still sick. Pleh. Cawled Dr TinyCat (which iz kinda funnee, bcuz mai doc iz a berry peteet wommin). Hurs posed 2 cawl mi bak.
Iz finalee raynin heer, which wii need sew hard! Nawt fun 2 go owt oar drybe in, but bettur dan nawt raynin.
Jes tryin to maek it 2 Caturday.
Hao bowt u?
{{{rhsb}}}
I has an upset tummy an I still doesn’t whether we beez moving
I has to go to DC for an event dis afturnoon
so I iz feeling a liddel pleh
an I has to leave soon
I hopez U feels bedder
Dis very gud defenz. Wii da jorey uv ur peirzes fin u ‘naut guilty by rezon uv da gushifud insanditee!’ Wii da jorey furver fin dat “da companeez dids it in da kitchin wif da fork!”
But forda record iz gud ew frewup da orkid, iz naut gud fur kitteh tummy aifinkso!
ROFLMA!!!!
Moi je regret je ne pas abul attender – je will pas etre chay moi cette joor.
nawt gud to dew da pee-pee danse an hafta sneez.
Lol!!!
Fis wuldn’t a hapend iffinz uz jus listend to me and gotz me a cheezeburger, cleened mah littr box and found mah bukkiitt!!! But noez!!!! Yoo had tu du fingz ur wayz!! Soez …..dis …iz hoomanz fault!!!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noobiefrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i haz bringed hommade choklit caeks, i skreem, frooty punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse (dese were very popyular yesterday), kandees, erasurs shaped like dinosawrs!!!, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an konfettiz!
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ai peed onna hunnert dollar towel! *snerk*
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* puts awn faux Moose Stash adn awflol Fronsch Ack Scent
good fing teh hunnerd-dollar twoels iz washable!!
Ah, bon soir ma fromageamis!!! Ca va?
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Ecootay, mah grayte et powerfloof nemoosis lolchatburglar (TORmentor ov mah adorbablol petit ami, Guinness Piggeh) elle voudrais un Grande Partee d’Hallolween!
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Alors, bringez-vous votre bestest Hallolween costooms tu teh Grande Fromage Partee d’Hallolween onna Caturday Eve (31nd Oktobrrr)
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Merci!
u did dat… spookie ^^
ai lurves teh lol-fronsch!
le cambrioleur du chat? ohh, but taht wud mayke hur a steeler OV kittehs! do want!
“lolchatburglar”
“borrower” ov kittehs, ai am shure taht’s whut ai ment.
mebbeh lietbringer… bcuz… da lcb jes wans 2 see hao eet looks inna liet…
discuss eet lawng enuff adn da lcb becums a god adn steels… erm… borrows da shiny fings ob cc ^^
pfft… lolchatburglar? a god? plz!
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tessm, siobhan vous etes coming tu teh Grande Fromage Partee d’Hallolween, oui?
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sil vous plait, ne pas tu be forgetting votre scareee costooms!
bonjour ma petit pig!
quelle heure will le parteé commencé?
Bonjour, my possums! It is your new bom ami! Me!
Maus?
Maus? What an idée merveilleuse! For our first dish today, we shall prepare some mousse de chocolat!
And zee Grand Fromages must like me aujourd’hui! I am visible, no?
oui!! tres visible!
Moi aussi!!
*dansez, dansez*
Ah Bonjour skwirrlgrrl et Sue Chef – je ne sais pas l’heure de starting ov teh partee… umm ai will let yu noes!
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Vous Avez votre scaree costooms pour le partee?
je pense peut etre je suis tres scaree ‘as is’?
ah, non non non mademoiselle… vous etes… tres… byootimuss!
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Mais! qu’est que c’est ca? C’est une Bracelet… – skwirrgrrl… leeza-b???
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Mon Dieu!
oui cheri… c’est moi!!
*flutters oeil lashez*
* lowers moose stash
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psst… eet issa ai, GP! sshh, donut tell LCB – she’ll hed bat meh AWL ober teh plaice!
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* puts moose stash bak awn at jawntee Fronsch angul
dis no fair uze gies!! – ai posed tu be wurkin but am laffin so hardz cannut conzentrayte
Que? Moi? Ne pas de guiltee!
ai wud lurve 2 bees der. ai hoep da whirld noe wans sumfink els fur meh.
Ahem, ezcoosaymoi… Chat d’Ceeling???
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sil vous plait, donut be gibbing siobhan anee moar travaille fur Caturday Eve 31nd Oktobrrr, merci boo coo.
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Et… Voila!
ah merci… merci buttercup… erm… ai meens… nah… u gitz eet… doan u?
ah, mais oui!
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“Mai Boi Buttercup, de dup dup dup”
“Yu maek mai hart go giddyap, de dup dup dep”
“Yu arr as sweet as Kandee…”
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je comprendez vous propply, oui?
*snicker* absomalutleh {{{lpb}}}
Moi je regret je ne pas abul attender – je will pas etre chay moi cette joor
Ah madame, votre lolFronsch c’est tray magnifeeke!
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Je has un desole maintenant…
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Je try mai bestest tu save sum gateaux pour vous
Vooz est tray gentille
Testing noo emale accownt.
Will it show up??
ohai.. 2nd test
did u rites ur emayo account in da emayo spaic b-4 comen… er testing?
ohai siobhan!
this is leeza!
I sed testing b/c I didn’t know if I’d show up.
but I has a visibul!!!!
*duz happy dans*
ah… ai shud hab noedid dis…
ai seeded u as da superheeroess skwirrlgrrl b-4…
mai agdid bwain… eet shoes.
Cheezfrenz, i haz teh laetest goofy stoaree involving teh Spooklets: (is a bit too long for competent lolspeak)… I stayed home from work Tuesday on account of feeling rather ill, so while i was taking a nap in the afternoon, the kittens all piled in to the bed next to me…i woke briefly to hear the sound of them complaining briefly and reached my hand out to pet them and see what was going on. As i did, I heard the sound of my bratty diva-kitteh, Tonya giving me her weird combination chirp-yap meows. This was odd enough by itself in that, since the Spooklets first emerged from their birthing crate, Tonya has not been very happy about their presence, i rolled over and it just got weirder as not only was Tonya curled up with the kittens, but she was actively fawning ocer them and trying to mother them…grooming them, nuzzling them and even going so far as to roll over and offer them her belly as if she had any milk to give them. So while all five of the Spooklets were actively and gleefully mauling Tonya’s undercarriage, Tonya is lying there on her back with her front paws stretched overhead, purring loudly and kneading at empty air as Spooky’s kids chewed her raw. Funniest of all was that she seemed to dote most of all on the wiry little Meezer-baby, Snowlake…which i suppose makes sense, since Tonya was just like her when she was a kitten…an adorably furry little wrecking ball who spared no media shelf, scrap of paper or roll of TP that was within her reach or ability to bring to the floor
Awww, what a sweet story!
Those babies are so adorable, too!
Keep enjoying those adorable furballs.
Thanks for sharing … and keep the stories coming.
Those spooklets are just adorable. I’m an often repeat visitor to your flicker site to ooooh and awwww at those babees!! CHRG firmly ducktaped on first of course!
ooh, i kan just see taht! i wish taht wuz at my howse
oh, i forgetted wut else i wuz going to say – yoo tell a very gud story – eben if not in lolspeek! (qwestion: if lolspeek iz for morons, tehn why do we switch to regulolar english cawz it’s eezier for long fings?)
LOLspeek aktuly rekwires sum mezhur of foarthot. espeshuly if you’z tryin’ to kumpoez teh long staytmints or stoareez. NE-wun who argyuze taht lolspeek is teh prawvints of morons iz a gigantimous asswhistle
Ai sekkund dat.
hahaha…so funny pic~!
Izalillaik
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/09/18/funny-dog-pictures-trubble-iz-not-iz-2/
dog face bleeding in 3… 2… 1…
you think i actually PEED on something!? talk about the scratching on the furniture!