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straynger dayngr!
Con-CAT-enayshunz awn da tawp spawt agin, jk2k! Nawt oanlee dat, but ur uh powitt n didn’t nowitt! Wat 2 sillybrayt wif 2dai? Kerrit joos, mebbe?
fanks! mebbe a bit uv deh jooz wif lotsa… hm, wut goez wif kerrit joos? vawdkuh? gyn?
Ai fink teh best fing wud be 2 pore teh kerrit joos doun teh sink an haz sun gyn instedd
well (uh deep subjik an fulluh wayter), eff yew in-syst!
verree whale den — haow bowt kerrit kayk martooneez? Dey iz mayded wif vanilly vawdkuh — sownz kinda yummee, n I doan ebben liek kerrit kayk!
***mixmixmixmixmix***
***serves jk2kitteh with glass of carrot-cake martini***
***serves one for myself too***
Cheez!
chairs! fanks aahz!
Put yur rite fut forwerd, put yur left fut owt, kome on everbuddy…hop, hop, hop!
Spread out, ya knuckle heads!
ah, bonjour cherie!
longtemps ne pas vois!
Tish! You spoke French!
*ArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKiss*
ah… itz bin too long!
too long indeed!!
skotch all arownd!!
eff Maus spoek fraynch, shudnt wii bee drinkkn sham pain?
gud poynt!
but I can has wine insted?
maybee a nice bohjohlay??
*jk2 skurrys ovur tew wyne baux, pix owt nyce bottul uv bohjohlay, fynds crksrex, tayks cork owt, pors sum foar skwgrl
chin chin! (as dey sai in deh itlee)
oh fanks jk2!
dis is just wot I needed. I has had a major PLEH day atwerks, on top of not being able to commint all week…. wuz just 2 much!
*sips wine, relackses, and gives a big SIGH*
Aw, c’mon! Let’s have some real pagne for a change!
If u insists….
*gets owt zippo*
Ah, c’est le time for les pompiers! Quelqu’un dial 911!
vous voulez aller à la grange vilaine?
Wee wee!! La grange vilaine!
Purrtetre grange méchante?
LOL elebenty!!!!!!111!!1!!
Babelfish translates that as the ‘unpleasant barn’!
Now we know where to sent ebil maus!!
Nah. It would be “la grange mauvaise”. Or “mausvaise”, if you prefer…
Hm. So… u gets ur own barn now?
We still hasn’t got owr hot tub in teh regular NB.
*powts*
O, datz nawt beeyin troo — win da NB wuz reebilded aftur da fyr, it wuz oanlee uhproepreeyut dat we putted n sum hawt tubz!!
Shouldn’t that be “vilain”? “Vilaine” means “unpleasant”…
mai lack ob frenchtoung… erm… mai lack ob speekin da french ai showded u eet… but hey… u foundid a nu hoem ^^
oups… pardonez mois… ai mendid ebil mous fowndid a nu hoem…
sheesh… ai jes doan noe wer ai laidid mai bwain… mebbeh mai zombiebutler noes?
james…? hai… james… werz u? what u eetin? james?!
U seem to has a case of DID.
Nawt teh ownlee wun Aifink!
u LUKS like somewon I know.. but…
s’cuse meh… dided u meen but… or butts? jes wonnerin… *cough*
U seem berry familyar
if not over-familyar…
Dat’s wat Ai thort
with enough time and therapy……ya can get over nearly anybody…………..right?
j’adore
jute a window……..I doan care!
*snicker*
nope, but we can take this as a proper introduction?
I r supraized Maus diddunt poast taht.
attak uv de amorous bunneh!
film at elebenty!
Get orf–inappropriate bunneh is inappropriate
Sum bunny iz in your howz scarin your kitteh!
ya better buy me cheezburger and sayz ya lurve meh before ya do dat again!!!
is that all it takes Dan? a cheezburger?
no dessert?
not even a… donut???
um….ahve “dun eet” for a Dr. Pepper before.
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after, we went to Chicken Express, (her treet) *abashed grin*
cheep dayte!
what canna say? *gallic shrug*
That must have been SOME Dr Pepper.
TMI!!!
sry, been weeird day at werk
Hmmm, maybe a storee there? Maybe later?
Abowt teh weeird day, ai meen, nawt teh Dr. Plehpah!
I’m in Luis Miguel hell.
Heer ya go, jus in case yoo need moar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IexQjTx4oRc
oh, dan taht’s just awful
heer, teh burfday fairy gibbed me sum leftober goodie bags wif bownsy balls an puffy googly-eyed stikkers an such in tehm. mebbee taht will cheer yoo up.
did I tell u my noo name gave me powers uv ESP?
*closes i’s, consentrates*
I see… we will all be sitting around a fire… drinkin hawt choklit… and eeting s’mores and popcorms.. waiting for Dan to come tell us a storeee…
and this will happen… soon… very soon……
might be a while, back to the salt-mine.
u noe… ai madid a lol fur dis occashun a wyel agoe…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2062627
FTW siobhan!!!!1
*wispurrs* “Siobhan” is one of my favouritist names eber!!
fankies…
*wispurrsback* ai laiks eet 2es… ebben do ai spelldid eet rong a long tiem *blushes*
Me also! My Gael heritage, let me show you it!
And I love hearing peeps trying to pronoun… prenun… um… say it right, too…
ai unce twied 2 lerns da gaelic… ai botid dis leernurs cd wib da book…
aiz still nawt shur iffn mai pc dieded frum laffin bowt me twien 2 speeks gaelic or frum habing 2 replays da sentencis a hunred tiems fer meh.
Wudya meen? It’s Sigh-o-ban, rite?
Um… yeah… riiiiiiight!
*Snicker*
Ai fot herz sed wuz pern…pronu…sed She-o-von…
Iz dis rite?
Mai Ingerlish Proddee dad marreed mai Eye-rish Mick mom – sumtymes teh sparks flue!
shi-vawn, with a “soft” i and emphasis on the 2nd syllable.
Dere wuz dis wun nys laydee hoo werkted at wun uv mai kustummerz bak inna dai hooz naym wuz Shevawn — purr-nownsted da saym wai…
oooh dats teh WIN siobhan!
espeshully sinse teh kitteh is asleep!
I can never manaj to stay up late enuf to heer the end, most of teh time!!
wus da nawt sekkund fing dat hitted mai miend wen ai seedid dis picshur… we wud ebben wait lawng ober tiem 2 heer dans storehs… adn ob cors da hat addid a bit imaginashun direcshund 2 texas… well… at leest fur meh as austrian dat noes nuffin much bowt cowboys adn hats…
I don’t know much bowt cowbois and their hats eether.. ‘cept they onlee takes them off for one thing. If u bleeve teh movies dat is.
To wash their hair?
2 nawt git hoels inna dems wen dem habs a shoe daon?
why wutever else?
*innosent luk*
could it have something to do with why cowGIRLS have bowed legs?
to dip watter frum teh ribber and drinks it? Pleh! No wunder dey moslee be drinkin teh wisky.
oog, that was unfortunate. Was supposed to be above your comment, Dan.
*wipes mtn dew off puter monitor*
Um… I thot it was teh cowBOIS that had teh bowed legs.
U knows, from riding.. horses all day long.
Being.. in teh saddle.
glare shield for your moniter, it has other uses………..yes?
all day long… being in de saddle… yeah… so dem finks… ^^
sheesh… shorreh… mai emane… eminz… epami… doin laik ai wuz ‘gainst guis inna leed is ownleh a joek… ai laiks dem bois… adn ai lurves dem men…
adn nao u mai go back 2 da hat skedule.
Uh, you doan no me DAT well!!!
myopic bunneh iz confuzzled
I disapprove of this rabbit…
luks lyke kitteh duz 2.
Less see, will dey haz bunniecatz or kittehbunz?
aid goe wib kyootehs
ifn yur lukin fur sumbunny tu adopt wun ov teh bunniecatz or kittehbunz bebbehs, ai wud liek tu bee considered plz!!!
Ohh afriCat have eye gotta deel fur u! Howz abouta nize tribble? Eye, um, haz alot uff dem!
O Hai Tribble, Hmmm… hao manee iz a lawt??? an how much r yu willin tu pay mee tu tak dem?
One million, seven hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred and sixty-one.
Dey will haz cabbits and rats.
You’re being a hare familiar, aren’t you?
*heddesk*
depends onna spell *snerk*
*snerk*
I red that at furst as ‘depends onna smell’
nao, dats just…………nassstay
u started it!
but u can make it up by speeking some o’ the brogue …….
arrryeh surre aboot tha’ noo?
btw…….*this has been a run-by-brogue-ing*
not fare!!!
Teh thorts uv a rabbit awn s**
aer seldum if ebber complecks
Fur a rabbit in need
iz a rabbit indeed
An duz juss wat u wud eggspecks
Bravo Annipuss!!!!11!!
***clappy, clappy, clappy***
bery good, Anni, ai iz impresseled!
Translayted into lolspeek bai me, but nawt mai own orijinul.
This reminds me of a girl I “met” at a bonfire last year. I say “met” because I was laying on the ground and didn’t see her until she was already straddling me.
Concatshoelaces?
Dat nebber happended 2 me at enny uv da bonfyrz I ebber bin 2…
Yer no bunny til sum bunny luffs yew.
Iz tru wut dey sey bout bunnehs!
Run Awaayy!!! RUNNN AWAYY!!!
Get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
wabbit-laik multiplicashun.
do not want
Hay guies, ai has pirate joek:
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his hat.
When asked about it, he replied, “Aargh, I has a Bounty on me head!”
Wow! There’s nothing like a good joke…
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And that was nothing like a good joke!
*Runs away*
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says…
“Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
An u sed MIEN wuz bad!?!?!
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*skerk*
Where dey be dribbin to? Hmmmm?
A pirate went into a bar, sat at the counter, and ordered a pint of ale. The barkeep brought his drink, and started some small talk. He asked the pirate, “Why do you have a wooden leg?” “Aarrgh, we were in a battle at sea, and a cannonball took off me leg.” The barkeep said, “I see. But what about that hook?” “Aargh, we were in another battle, and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a swordfight, and the limey cut off me hand.” “Oh,” said the barkeep, “so why do you wear an eyepatch?” “Aargh, we were at sea when a flock of gulls flew over, I looked up and one of the scurvy birds pooped in me eye.” The barkeep was surprised. “You mean you lost an eye just from some bird poop?” “Well,” said the pirate, “I wasn’t used to me hook yet…”
Throwdown!
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my Red Shirt.” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day’s triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, “Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?” The captain replied, “If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.”
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Bravo calmly shouted, “Get me my brown pants…”
Aaarrgh!
I heard a version of this from Dave Allen in regards to Admiral Nelson. anyboddy remember Dave Allen?
With sum affekshun, yess, Ai `member him
I’m watching his stuff on you tube, mebbe I’ll find my favorite of his.
*heddesk, heddesk, heddesk* “ow!”
Heer, hav a chokleet martoonie fur yur hed-ake.
Oh, thankee AfriCat. My need to appleye bof intermal and extermally.
Yus, wee can mak a leetle plaster soaked in teh martoonie fur yur forhed an den yu can drink teh rest ov teh pitchur. Aftur dat, ai garantee yu will feel noe payne!!!
I dunno ’bout dat. one summer I tried drinkin’ till my knees stopped hurting……didn’t work dat well.
Wyy??? Did yu fall daon go boom? An den yur knees reeely hurt?
no, I hadda jump from the roof to the stage, every, single, night. (only about 6 1/2 feet, but still) onto 2 inches of sand over concrete.
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at 33 years old I’m doin’ this. (yeah, it was years ago)
Ow! Heer hav a Pan-Galacticgargleblaster insted!
Ur only 33??
I wanted to ask after I saw teh pickshure, but I didn’t want to be rude.
Cuz I had thot u were sew much older than u looked… only coz you talk like ur ready for social securitee!
(see Ex. above)
I is much releeved that I wasn’t seeing things!!
er…..um, no I’m 41 now, and the pic was 3-5 years ago.
O, sry, I red that rong.
weird day heer too.
make that… weird week.
Well… it could have been worse…
It could have been…
EBIL…
BWAHAhahahahahaha *CoughHackCough*
akshully… IT WAS!!!
u really shud have that lukked at EM.
surpriz butsecks?
Brokebak Mountin — teh fuzzeh hoam eddishun.
Yu fink dey is bof bois?
do we really has to xplain that africat?
Noe… ai wu jus wunnerin aboot teh bunneh an teh kitteh? Ai knoe aboot teh moobie.
um, I think the posishuns, of er, the uh, subjeckts in question, ah.. lend themselves to teh implication nighshayde alluded to.
Wat? U meen Broak-cat Mountin?
Um… I think you spelled the last word wrong…
Nawt n LOLspeek — werdz b nebber spelted rong …
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… um, yeh – datz da tikit…
by the look on the kittehs face (just what-in-tha-hells do you think you’re doin’ back there?!?), it could be a girl-kitteh, and the boi-bunneh got some splaynin ta do.
Luuuucy! You got some ’splainin’ to dooooo!
Luuuucyyyyy!
GMTA!
Stop dat!
No, no! You say, in your best Jack Benny voice…
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
Oh, Rochester?
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
Bedder? How’s mai Jack Benny?
*whistles innocently while sauntering off to Nawty Barn Mark II*
I think teh bunneh looks submissive.
oops gotta goooooo!
u can give me a hard time abowt that one later.
“Hard time” – poor choice of words, perhaps?
Has a gud ebening!
perhaps…..
from the look of it, I would say that’s the bunnehs job.
“by the look on the kittehs face (just what-in-tha-hells do you think you’re doin’ back there?!?)…” Which was EXACTLY what made me think of that caption.
OMG a fud is tryin to nom me
but i’m too biger foh its
Yesh! You knoes meh! I iz yor SPESHUL dat was born in yor lidder wif long flopy ears.
Has dat bunneh been neutered yet? o.O
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Teh Qtenuss! Ai kant standit!!!
Bunneh anser:
“Yes…..in teh biblical sense”
omg this is easily my favorite lolkitteh picture. I could actually hear Steve Martin as soon as I saw it and the expression. Priceless. I love that kitteh. And bunnies kinda scare me. So I look at bunnies that way anyway.
**as a side note- I look at these every day, through the day, but hardly leave comments, if I do, it’s over on the political side, cuz those are hilarious, but anyways…do you guys find it hard in daily life to talk not like a kitteh? Cuz I know I say things all the time that people think I’m crazy, and I don’t really remember life before lolcats…and you guys, you like really talk like them and it’s like another language. it trips me out…
LMFAO love it!