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Cheezburger Network Blog
Can’t keap dem owt
My sister provides you the internets
O hai RD – lukks liek juss u an me 2dai! An Ai haz 2 go owt soon…
Conga Rats, annipuss and rodney dill, 4 nawt sekkund! Ai was dere but suffered frum brainfreeze and ai still dunt get teh joek of teh lol. But mabbeh it’s jest mai tired awld brains playing up. Have fun shopping, annipuss!
Thx upfi. I’m running late this morning – got waylaid by an email needing a long reply! Off out now. Bai!
waffle punz ftw, keep teh punz0rz upz0rz!
Teh chane is onlee as strong as teh weekest lynx.
WIN!
Berri WIN!!!
LOL!!!1! Nice 2 C u agin, Daisy!
ur the weakest lynx, kthxbai
Anne Robinson. DO NOT WANT!
Ah kan haz kwestyawn?
Do NE1 noze waht a “fousant” iz?
u cin has kweshun, but ai no can has ansur…
Duz a fousant b wun moar dan nine hunnerd ninety nine?
mai thots – u reeeds ‘em.
bai teh way, mai nawt-secund post on ICHC
eben touh I was long tiem lerking in da land of milk and cheeze burgers : )
hai adn welcum
awlwis niec 2 habs a lerker comin out
does u awlreddy be at da cheezmap?
Acshuly, teh cheezmap be raeson for why I start poasting … that was nawt – secund thing I did, send reck … reqou … riq … messaje askcking cweenmj to be putting me on teh map. And so she did, fank you cween
Oh hai, nikyshuuman!1!!!
Hao nice 2 meet u and reed ur nawt-sekkund commint. lurking is fun, but poasting is funner, aifinkso.
A “fousant” cud be an
Akcessoree maed ov menee fethers
Blankee wif lots ov fringe (foot long silk)
Coat ov mennee colourz
D. . .
donut wib jelly in eet
eerrings wib kittehfaicis
flamingo colorded fethurcap
g…
Gracios falling leeves ov awtumn
Hairy floofy hat
Invisibul cloak (foar sneeking to get the cheezburgers)
J …
Jumpin beenz
Koalola bare frend
Littlol teeny cheezburgerz
Minty choklits
N….
nommable thousand cheezburgers
orinj anteedoats 2 poisonous fings
perishublol gushifuds (ebberyfing edibul is perishublol if kitteh is neer)
qualified commints
r…
We can has contekst, plz?
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Iz mebbe a fesant-bird wif an aksent?
Is fancy wurds fer fancy burds?
I fink its um… lyk, teh fattee livvr ov a duk, rite?
–Elfi
I googled it and the only answer I found was that it is a surname that there was no meaning for (like the obvious Baker = one who bakes)
Chayn Lynx Fensing; bettrer dahn rayzur wyr.
yah, opshunil retraxtabl poyntee enz.
And itz kwite purrrrrrrrrty, too.
Whueber fout chain lynx cud be so effec… affek… gud fur home sekurtee?
Chayn lynx whair.. nauh widd laysurz 4 free
HeHeHe
Teh capshun, I like! Very klever
duz indbodi feel bad lynx kept as pets? iz not zoo wall dere or even woods. Dat a hoomin home.
wield animuls shud nawt be kept as pets… but dem no look liek pets. adn der cud be a good reeson y dem bees on da wall… jes reed da commint ob two_kittehs beelow.
but u is riet… lynxis as pets = nawt good ideer.
These nawt peds. These wile kiitehs fwum duh SoCal hills. Dis free myuls downd duh woad fwum my houss.
YAY! kthxbai
Oh hai, Dis b a Cheezpeepz Map update. Wuzzat? u duz’t noeing bowt dhe map? Well, u just lukking at diz:
It b mai dreem tu habbing deh Cheezpeepz awl ober deh whirrld. Dis map b fur awl deh cheezpeepz — comminterz, lurkerz, adn eben deh trollz. U awl b a part uv deh Cheezland. If u b reeding dis, u shud b on deh map! Oh, u dun’t noe howz tu b onna map?? it b eezee. sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. And if u wanting it, I kin putting in deh bloo linkee tu ur ICHC profile.
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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I startinged dis map just 3 weekz ago, and awlreddee wii haz 226 Cheezpeepz on deh map!! Dere b sew mennee I haz started dividingz dem up in2 Kololoneez. Deh Cateefurnya Kololonee b deh biggest wif over 20 peepz. On deh map, deh Kololoneez b habbing deh green push-pin marker. Deh commint fur teh kololonee marker haz deh namez uf deh peepz and a link tu deh map fur dat Kololonee. I hav madinged a masterlist uv Cheezpeepz, sew u kin nowing witch kololonee deh peepz b in. it b heer:
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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But, dere still b mennee plaisis wifowt ennee cheezpeepz.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
Thankz BluesFan473!
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wii now return u tu ur reglar commints.
We iz on Ur balcony making ourselvez at home
I fink has seen dis pikshoor in some nooz paypur,
apparuntly some lynx fambly maded themselvez
in some foreclosed home i fink in Caleefornya
second line shud read
maded themselves at home
Foreclosed, eh? I guess those wild animals just couldn’t leeve teh family a loan.
Iz nawt be climbin that fence any tiem soon!
must ov been a shok tu teh b.a.n.k. peepz when dey came tu luk at teh howse!!! Hee hee hee
OT – O hai tu ebereebunny! Ai has prawmissed fur a lawng tyme tu putz sum piktoors ov mai Tammy-kitteh awn mai profile. Ifn yu klik awn mai bloo naime, yu will c mai bebbeh!
kthxbyee!
awwwweeee… whut a kyooteh!
I lubs dis bat-eared kitteh! Sew cyoot! An doin herz stretchin eggsirsizes den takin a liddle tong-baff! I betz teh actibity was nappin!
Hao did yu gess???
I needs a chane linx fens to keep goggies out.
Oh hai!! u b onna map!
Bin a long tyme sins I bin hear. Was too sick for a wile, den too much werk to ketch up on. I liked all the hugs and happi purrs, tho. The cheezpeeps are gud peeps.
Lynx Chain Fence > Chain Link Fence
Fank u, Woodsman! AI waz still trying 2 figger out wot it meant. my lack of lolspeak/ingrish, let me show u it …
Teh Missing Lynx…… I thinx we faound dem.
Mai noo sekUritee firm – let me show dehm 2 U.
Dehn U git off mai land, awr dehy show U theyr poyntee endz!!
okehmadokeh… but… ai… cin has snorgling furst?
That is one fence I wouldn’t mess with, no sir.
I appruvs dis fence …. is gud fence
yesh deez katz moovd into teh forclozed home in a sitee near mi hous, i hearz teh wild animalz get teh behst moregaje rates.
Lynx braynd fencing…. now with extra lynx!
so funny hao plant appeers at first to be a devastated animal carcass
whutzup wid teh dynosawr skellton in teh bakgrownd??!!
O þe puns, þä just këp komming!
that is 2 doors down from my girlfriends house. animal control isn’t doing anything abot them living in an abandoned home
Too bad these aren’t Lynx.. They is SERVALS!