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Oh Hai, Guise!! I hanging dis heer. I hopez u don’t mind.
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I siyninged Winnie-Wonka’z petishun. dis b a petishun asking the staff of Pet Holdings, Inc. to please DO SOMETHING about deh userz who has made so many people unhappy bai delibritlee copeeing uzzer peepz lolz.
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I feel dat dis b a nimportint issue. Delibrit copying uv sumone elzez LOL b a violashun uv deh spirit of deh ICHC site. wii gitz no muneyz fur ower lolz. Awl wii gitz is pride uv ownership. If dat b taken away, wii haz nuffing.
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http://www.thepetitionsite.com/petition/739878817
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I just chekked and dere b 111 signatures. I inkurrij awl mai frenz tu siyning dis petishun.
Icy. a bit layte, that teh two ov yoo ar in a TY thiz moarning.
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But it’z nebber too layte fur a trip to teh TY Boo Teek!! Cweekmj wuz heer a bit ago an ai think maybee she wuz unpaking sum boxez of noo things.
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Maybee sum Fur Vests frum Mr. Last? Just in taim fur teh cold wether? Oar sum noo kitteh boots? Oar Kitthe Bike helmetz? (teh kind wiv eers an whiskers!)
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An today – ai do bleeve teh PI stawl haz maed fresh Apfel Strudel!! JUst teh thing fur ENE taim ov the day!
Ai fink Ai has catched teh inbizibul bug frum leesa-b sum fings Ai haz postid, Ai can see, but noewun els can. PLEH!
Hao do yoo noe wut we cant see?
`coz mai sunn telled me dat him cuddn’t see sumfing Ai had telled him Ai had postid.
An my naem didn’t sho in teh “Who be talkin” panel
But we can seez u, annipuss! Clearly! We iz eben tawlkign 2 u.
Yes, It seems 2 be otay naow, but Ai wantid to put sumfing on teh PTHPBPBPBPPTHTHBP Lol an it won’t show eggsept 2 me!
dat wun is funneha veery cheekeh kitteh
Gud Morning Janet!! I kin seeing u. Iz u habbing deh missing commint syndrom??
LOL!! Ai don’t know! Ai think ai had it. But ai staayed in bed awl snggly wif mai CheezPeeplMap blankie, an ai think ai’m awl bedder.
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Ai doo hav teh missing ICHC synrome. Mai sister Judy iz her, so ai hav verreetaim to bee herr.
verree LIDDL taim, ment to say.
“Ohai Janet’s syster!”
Tell Judy wii sayed “ohai”.
OHai Tribble!! LOL!! Ai’ll doo that!
Ohai Janet! Duz awl yer fambly has teh J names? Mai hole fambly has teh D names. Wii even yoosed to hab goggies wit teh D names.
I has been hasing similar problums
I wunder what the problum iz
It’s berry odd – Ai can post on sum lolz, but nawt on uvverz. U can tell iffn ur commint iz inbizibul – ur naem duzn’t sho on the “Who be talkin” panel.
Akshully I hab seen mah name on deh panel
but when Iz clicks on it there is no post!
I has been hasing these problums since Monday
Mebbeh the burgerz is trying out nu softwares
and demz bugz hasn’t been fixeded yet.
Stalker skillz… I haz dem
Kitteh is a reel cutup.
Extreme LoLover — Home Edition
:snurt!:
Conga rats Annipuss… but if yew ar up… I shud hav gon tew bed HOWRS agoe…
*curls up* Tiem tew remidee that Rite Nao.
zzzz zzzz snrflzzzz
Ohai SMoM Hazn’t seed u fur longtiem! It is 11.20 AM ware Ai lib. Thx fur teh conga rats.
Sleep tite Naow!
Tks Annipuss, sliip Ai did… nerelee ovrsliipd. StayN up past TreeAM, nawt sew
Pro Duck tive.
{{{{{SMOM}}}}} House Yew bin?
Wut iz yew doin op ennyway?
{{{Smammie!!!}}}
Ai bin bizzy but fyne. Wuz up Pro cats tin aytin. Got caut inna loop.
“O Ai just reed tihs arty call, tehn orf tew Bedfordshire. Whatsis linkee tew? O!! Ai jest reed TIHS arty cull…” ad naseum.
Ai shud bee wurkn onna map rite nao, but wuz havN Breaklolfast.
*kumz running and crashes in2 deh sleeping SMOM*
I haznt seeinged u in 4ever!!! {{{{SMOM}}}}
Oh Hai! Sry bowt dat.
*lukz up* ooo. u losting ur abatar. Hope i didn’t nokking it off uv u.
*rubs head*
wuh? hmm?{{{O hai mai cween!!}}}
Lurk wut Ai dust did orf jest foar yew!!!
*waves stick-like arms to the… um East South East*
Ai am orf tew ern mai digree…
Founda quote taht sed “Taht witch hindrz yore task IZ yore task.”
Mustbe tokkn bout my disheertashun, aifinkso.
Mutch lurve and schmooz and hedbonks for mai frenz. Ai hab bin mizzn plaen wif awl ob yew!
(An jamammakitty, Ai haz sumfing ob yrs….)
Kitteh is smart. . . him went to collage.
Pazzez Steroid hur? kote!
dats a cool board tho u gotta admit
DO WANT!!
ohai noozilander! u rilly bee inna NZ? ai will be traveling tehre around Xmas and KimKiwi and me iz gunna haz the WURLD’S MOST NAWT-NORTHERLY CHEEZMEET! in Dunedin just b4 NOO YEERZ. u can has too? send mee a msg!
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Das ok, I takes teh burgers frum boaf of yu
headdesk
damn… dat shooda gone afta steroid’s comment!
Ebil WierdPretzel strykz agayn!
ebil weird pretzel?
whut ebil weird pretzel?
mmmmmm… pretzel
iz it a hawt wun or cold?
Hawt… wit cheez. Mmmmmm. I can has cheezpretzel?
yeah, taht’s definitely wher a heddesk comment shud go.
Ai kan haz artyzt badj nao?
Nawt until yu has filld in tihs applimacayshun fur yur Artistic Lie Sense
*unfurls 80 kazillion payj form*
In triplimacut!
Deer Ambercat!! Ai cannawt eben begin to tell yoo hao muchly a admirez yur brayne!!
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Ai’ve bin thinking and thinking ov sumthing clevver to say here – an so far – nuthing!!
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Then yoo jump in with teh best an maek me laff!!
Yur walkom!
Can yoo figger out waht p4t sed under steroid ‘. . .went to collage?” Itz a myserteree to mee.
mii 2
Oh, nao ai feel better- ai thot ai wuz just stoopy!
ai iz guessing itz a vershun of “ai’ll getz mai kote” – u kno, when u maykez da silleh joke dat ebberywun else groanz at? but mibbe ai iz wrong…
an “?” is cuz p4t is nawt shure iffn steriod beez gurl kitteh or boy kitteh… mibbe?
U iz eggzactlee rite Ally, on boath poyntz.
job catisfacshun – ai haz it!
Iz mii tellded; ah can haz too meta, ebin 4 cheezfrendz!!
LOL!! Yoo an gibbocat! Sumtaims it taekz sum taim to figgure out egg actlee what yo ment! But it’s awlmost awlwaiz wirth teh effort!
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But heer now – yoo wants sum tomaytos?? We’ve had a frost, but ai still hav sum! Heer yoo go!
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Slyced wif cheez maeks a reelee gud sammige! But yoo ar teh gud cook – do whatebber yoo laik!
O. dat makez centz, now. tankz AllyBally.
u r welcum, cweenmj – inspyrashun… ai gotz it suddenlee!
A collage is art made from cutting and re-assembling other things. Also a play on the word college…
It maekd me laff so muchly mah kitteh jumpd on da printer to see, turnd it on and scaredy cattted awai all floofy. Maekd me laff hardr.
Ooops…u was talkin bout teh udder commint. My mistaek. I dind get dat 1 eifer.
U a kitteh scowt?
Iz daht a kitteh skowt awr a kitteh gyde? Ah furgetz wich sex oranj kittehs R.
Ai objeckts. Dere is no such fing as “too mush free tyme”. Kthxbai.
I agreez. hartily.
me 2es!
Ai forf taht. Moe shun pazzed yew nanner bus lee.
Free tyme = ICHC tyme
(Corse wii spend non-free tyme heer tu! Lotz uff non-free tyme!)
Nawt me! *looks arown tu maik sher boss nawt be lookin*
:snurt:
Ai haz tew bii my own boss… nawt sew phun triN tew keyp self awn trak.
wen i has teh freey tiem i:
Argyews wif maiself
Boyl sum ex
Cyurl mai hayrs
Drie sum flours
Explayne teh ways ov the whirrled to ebreeewun
Find sum awld letters to reed
G. . .
Gitz a harkut
Halpz kitteh wif hoemwurk
Inventz noo kaind uv LOL
J….
Jump in2 bed fur a nap
Kall a fren
Lissin 2 deh musicz in mai hed
Mutter 2 maisef bowt deh stoopee politishunz
N…
Nap sum moar…
Opens de gushie fuds…
Picks up kittehs and snorgles dem…
Q…
Quietly cleans litter box
Relaxes wit kitteh
Snorgles the belly floof
T…
Tippity, tappity, tap, tap, tap dans
U….
Quiltings
Runhotwateroncoloredpapertoseewhathappens
Sit in mai comfy chair
Tell long stories
U…
Undertake teh ponderous task uv kleenin teh house
Vakyoom up teh kitteh floof
Wayt fur kitteh to leeve moar floof
X…
xamin mai tonayls foar fungis…
yell at skwurlz
zap up sum tuna in mikrowayv!
*claps stick-like appendages*
Yea!!!
Hey wayta minnut… Ai noe taht Donkey!!
*Sprinkles tiny flowers over donkey’s ears*
LuvscatsVA, Ai had tew laff at:
Picks up kittehs and snorgles dem…
izz mai doddrs fayvrot whey tew nawt dew hoem wurk (oar rum cleenN or moast ob wut Ai ask hur tew dew….)
Bezt walpay-purrrrr evur.
I disapproves of your aesthetic taystes
and I ar gonna rip dis stoopee fing wid mah pointeh endz
aftur I finish mah nap that iz
zzzzz
Guuud mornin two_kittehs. Hower u tudai?
ohai Tribble, I iz gud
but a littlol sleepeh
I needs sum caffeine to wake me up
How iz Uz?
LOLz
oh boy! I luv wut iz ur wishes cat! Mebbe iz mai fayvrit lolcat? dunno.
Wow, looks like my fridge.
I has been inspired.
(just practicing, pay no attention)
whoa. this person srsly doesn’t have a life.
I made a thing just like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!