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hairbawls alwais fixxez tinks
Cong ratz 4 da tawp uvva 4-wai brayd, jk2k! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
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BTW, mai pooter is daownstarez wif mai kitteh, n it haz furz awl obber it and runz jess fyn!
Dat’s otay till teh coolin fan gets awl furred up
aifink dat wii shud hav a nyce danz… mebbe a hula? and den wii kin hav deh mytys!
I has deh purrfekt song fur dis lol
***Miksiz BIG batch uv mytyz***
***setz owt glassiz n pay-purr umbrellyz***
Naow, letz havva speedee hula dansdansdans:
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Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu
Pi’i na nalu, la lahalaha
O ka moana, hanupanupa
Lalala i ka la hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu’e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride!
mah hall oh!
‘A’ole pilikia
Please… pass teh poi.
Heer yar! ***passes poi 2 LCB***
N I can haz uh poi boi sammich…
Ohai, {{{{{LCB}}}}} duz yu rely wantz da poi? ai spelz it pleh. but putz awn owr gras skitrz nd shaik it up sum. dans dans dans. oh, yes, ai fink ail hab sum racaromi salid insted. k?
I agrees wif u bout teh poi. I was quoting a great thespian, Fred Flintstone.
*puts on grass skirt and danses teh hulol*
Butt wear iz teh MAUS? :O
dons wry he’z jsut replacin itz wit a newa model……..i tink
Last ai herd wuz last pikshur! Heer Maus! Heer Maus! Ware r u Maus?
Maus wuz in teh brayde. Lukk doun a bit
what a cutie pie
Fixin ur PC
Lukks liek himz eeted awl teh hardwarez
iz nu op err 8 tink sistm, veri mineemullest!
Ohai, {{{{{anni}}}}}} ai sede obur awn uvvur paje yu fink yu nawt being bisiblu heer. Ai se yu ok. Has a gud ebening naow.
Thx, mai laydee. Ai aer inbizibul iffn Ai trie 2 maek commints awn sum pikchoorz. Ai can tell wen Ai disapeer – mai naem duzn’t sho in teh list.
Iz dis wat dey meen bai “Internal Software Error”?
Win!
Here’s your problem. Your frammisstan is borked!
How could it be borked? I just last week paid elebenty cheezburgers for a new fetzer valve!
Dis kitteh muss b noo Geek Skwad uhprenniss — himz startid werkin onna Findley hed wif uh Langston 7-inch gangley wrench…
u must be geeky squid cause i knowz notin boutz watya sayin dere
Clearly he has not readed Vol. 14 of teh Kinslol Manual.
(And it looks like teh kitteh is a she, BTW)
No, I doesn’t has sooper-human vision. Teh kitteh has a orange-y looking patch on her leg, along wif dark patches elsewhere. Airgo it’s prolly a she. STN
Very obzerbant!
WAOW! I b imprested, LCB! U noo ware dat ref wuz frum!
It taked me a minnit to place it, but yeah.
My arrow thru teh hed, let me show u it.
Yeah, but your jeffries tube was cross-connected…
Yabbut that was teh only thing keeping teh henweigh from going out of tolerance.
Iz dat a African or European henweigh?
Antarctican.
*Straight line in 3… 2… 1…*
Whatsa henweigh?
Oh, about a dollar fitty an hour!
*Ba dum ching!*
OK, so whatsa grecian urn?
A day late and a dollar short
*shows up reddy to danse*
ONE grecian urn!
*strikes dramatikal pose*
TWO grecian urns…
*Dramatic pose, books fall off heads*
and a fountain!!
*leeza and maus do a back bend destined to put them in trackshun for a week*
we has to suffer for owr art.
Now it’s our turn to suffer.
well wot r frenz for?
FREE greshun urns!
*strikes undramatikul pose (onlee kuz mai tung is owt)*
Free! Free wunnerful greeshun ernz! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
**sounds of thunder in the distance**
Non-sequitur — Your facts are un-coordinated
Your avatar reveals your true identity…
Iz k – mai DID n I r gud frinz
**Noe weer nawt**
(shuttup!)
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Roazizs r red,
Vylitz r bloo,
I’m skitzofrennik
N sew am I.
I knoes. They doesn’t make Garanimals for facts.
Rassin frassin frammisstan!
Frammin on teh Jim Jam!
Frippin at the Krotz!
Wizard of ID!
an ur byozz iz nawt riispawndn
Pay deal = cheezburgers for life.
or, teh kitteh cud ask for equal oppor toona tea.
Ohai, {{{{{TM}}}}}} hawo yu tudai? we nawt tokked ina wile. yu bin bizy wif da cheezmeetz , huh? nd mr tm’s birfsdai. Hoap dat wuz win tu.
dis wire goez here nd dis wahn goez der…
himz a mac genius!!
onlee kuz PCs dont has genies- they has imps.
Hims waz lukin fur a beeg mac.
I finks U needs a nu mudder bored
… n uh noo paowurr sply, n uh noo hard dryv, n uh noo DVD dryv …
and bedder gooshie fudz
and fresh supply of nipz
kittehs lub werkin in eye tee dept
Kitteh needz the hat wpoi – Maus, u gotz an xtra??
An glazzes wit taype!
Sry. Fer mauses only…
Okay.
an a slide rule
doan fergit de pawket protektor
an trekkie stuffz
… n hiwatter pantz wif wite sox n blak shooz
A circular slide rule. They’re geekier…
what is that I don’t beleef I has seen one
but I has used log tables!
Mai cuzzin bilded uh log taybull 4 himz kitchen wunst…
an I can buildz one on deh pyooter
Do dey still maek slyde roolz?
Ai shoodn’t admit dis, but Ai wuz in my hi skool’s slide rule club. Can’t get too much geekier! (Sooooo glad eberywun noes me by Divakitty n nawt de reel-life name!)
Ai still haz mai slyde rool sumware – it iz ober 50 yeerz owld!
I maydid uh slyd rool wunst n middlol skewl… Werkted jess az gud az mai stoar-botted wun…
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U kin kawl me Nerdly McWhiteboy
Dats so kreeaytiv! Didjer right brane know wut yer left brane wuz up to?
Noe — I b pirdee ekskloosivlee left-braynded — wun mite sai I’z nawt n mai rite mynd…
me tu. ai fawt kid hoo lurnd hurslef tu uze abacus wud lurn sleidrool tu. nawt.
yes… but they r verree hard to find and itz neerleee impossibull for me (and teh yung peeps uv my generashun) to get anee trayning in howto yooze it… ai had to teach myself abacus!
I had a sekkund-grader wunce who used “air abacus” to do himz multipleekayshuns. Himz wuz awmost fastr dan me! Wuz in Koreeatown, himz dad tot him it.
Ennybuddee stil noze hawo tu uze sliedrule? ai fink wuz tu nerdee tu lurn in hiskul so den hab tu lurn bai maislef. Storal tu da mory iz nerddum iz nawt a bad fing.
benfitz are cheezburgers fo life!
im sendim my kitteh to workz dere noa!
yu has been misinformed. kittehs dont werk.
sinsirely,
teh kitteh
dey is bery gud at delegating
den whatz kitteh doin inz da pictr? swertinly kitteh nebr workz for fwee?
Kitteh qwiklee diconnectz Schrodinger’s speriment B 4 itz tu layte!
himz planz to put Schrodinger in deh box instead!
Dat’s teh bestest eye deer yet!
de geekz cum inna awl shaipz, sizez & degreez uv floofynezz
Nurd herd!
I rezemble dat remark!
♫ Ooooooo de green wyres conekted 2 de bloo wyre.
♫ De yellol wyres conekted 2 de burple wyre.
♫ De fragglesnaggles conekted 2 de ratsafratsa…
♫ An naow mai wurk is dunnnnnn.
Sowee, hairblls voidz warentee.
i haz to open up my compyooter evree wunse in a wile to blow owt all teh kitteh floof. srsly, makes teh fan run harder.
no kidden, although, having a snake shed inna ‘puter…..repeatedly will stop the fan ded, thus stopping the ‘puter, eventually.
Sumboddies iz put corms in here. O.o
Ai jus noes dere’s a Maus in heer sumwares.
Boo! I’m right here!
*kitteh jumps strait up inna ayr, bownces, n taeks offf as if chased bai teh bats of BC*
i’z wiil hunt da Maus!
iz yu waring suspenders?
Hello. Has everyone signed my petition against eating chocolate out of season?
ebry season is choclit season
:next
Nawt ebbree seezun — jess doze what r spelt wif vowelz
ai did nawt kno choklit eber wen owt ov seeson!
Is owt uv seezun wen dere izunt a “d” in teh dai.
All I can say is, “Think of the huge manatee”.
We gawtz chonklit manateez? Iz big enuf fur a krowd.nom!
choklit iz summer foodz everybodiz knowz dis!
dat way all da choklitz get gooey and meltidly dilishous
Teknikat kan fixit. Hav konfidenss.
Okey, I jus hav to resmadibulate the frufrulator, reconnect this thing over here… and this’ll cost u about 20 cheezburgers. Payable in double wit’ ekstra bacon.
Oh no they be takin’ my bit bukkit
Yaaay! FTW!
Win!!1! Elebenty burgerz 4 U!!1!
I haz fond teh probeblem! Tharz a cheezburger in here. *NOM*
I sees yr prblum- yr compuuter box es emptee.
What? Well if we at Beast Buy sold u an empteh box, it must haf been wut u were shopping fr at teh time.
Look maam, Im jst teh Geek Squad, Im nawt in salez.
ai senses teh dark side uv realitee kreepin in thru yer comment…
why duz departments never tawlk to eech uther?
Right. Give me a three-eighths Gripley.
…the elliptical cam has gradually slid up the beam shaft and caught on the flange rebate.
im gonna need a CAT-6 cable in heer
Hao much iz dat kitteh in teh bit box?
Da wun wif da wigglee tale? #&9835;
dislekzya, let me sho yu it.
Dude! Ur gettin in a Dell!
Da kitteh’z inna Dell,
Da kitteh’z inna Dell,
Ohai hoe da furree O,
Da kitteh’z inna Dell!
Now that’s old skool !!
I prefer to call it “Vielle Ecole”
How very upper crust !!
pawsitively East coast elitest
“Pardon the dust from the upper crust,
Fetch us a cup o’ tea.
Port out, starboard back,
Posh with a capital P-O-S-H, Posh!”
I prefer to call it “Croûte Supérieure”
I call upper and lower crusts – NOM.
Noooo! Plz to not be eeting me! I is not nootrishus or delishus!
I is just pretenshus, that’s all.
and loquashus
Why u say I is loquashus? U think I talks too much? Is that whut u think? Whut kine thing is that to say to a person, hmm? I think a person should be able to say whut’s on her mind is all. I has a lot on my mind so I has a lot to say. But to go and call me loquashus, well, that’s just a pretty long word is whut it is. And lemme tell u, I can be just as un-loquashus as teh next person. Srsly. I can sit here and un-loquate all u like. All day long. Not loquating a single word. No siree. Yep, I can be un-loquashus as teh next person, all rite. Look, here’s teh next person rite here: Joe Biden.
Iz maibe a pursun hoo etez loquatz iz loquacious? A pursun hoo etez pi iz pious, rite?
Oh LCB – u iz nawt teh loquashus.
Garrulous mebee, but nawt teh loquashus.
Duz u feel bettah nao? Plz to answer in elebenty wurds ur less.
Funny u should say that, Romeow. Just teh other day I was talking wif teh other hokkey moms and we agreed that words is whut is used to make conversation, well, wordier. *wink* I mean wifout words how would u knoes which ones is teh bad words? And if u didn’t has words to identify the names of wordds that is bad, how do u knoes which books has them? And without the knowing of that, how does u know which books u mite wanna, um… there I go again! *wink* In conclusion I– *gets hit wif trankwilizer dart*
*thud*
is dere sumfing in Ur eye or is Uz
auditioning to be deh VP candydate?
Um, gotta go! kthxbai!
where may I aks?
Well dun, LCB, well dun.
*wunderz if deh thud b deh dart
*darting in2 LCB oar
*LCB, fawlling tu deh grownd.
*wanderz bai adn seez deh fallen
*LCB. guess that anserz that.
Lukilee I haz a chokklit martoonee
in mai hand. Otherwize teh site uv a
fallen LCB wud b tew horrible tu
contemplate.
*sip, sip, sip
*stepz over LCB adn contutinues on
I fink we needz teh firemans to resussi…ressussitat…to wake LCB up.
ur gettin addled?
*heddesk.
Pyooter repare skillz. Ai haz dem! Dat’ll $five elebent hunnert elebenty dollars and gushi fud per minit, maam.
OMG I JUST JOINED GUISE!! HOW DO I SAVE A FAVORITE?!?!?!? ITS MAKING ME NUTS!
please everyone! i dont know how else to ask?!!? where is the link or button to save a favorite pic?? theres no FAQ or anything!!!
it duzn’t has a place to clikky for you? me neither when i be using da firefox. try IE?
it shuld show up above lol… a brown bar dat says favorite… I has been having same problem lately too.. Need to report
Not to panic, someone will be with you in a moment with the answer I’m sure. But for everything ICHC in human terms, the best place to start is Cweenmj’s blog. Just find a comment by her, she was on earlier today so look back, and click on her blue name. Then go to ICHC Helpers.
“I WANTED ZOMETHING CHEAP BUTZ , NOT THIZ CHIP”
No realy! Iz wurk hard! I no play compooter games…!
thx guiseee.. i try IE… firefoox is da best tho
but no deres no favorite button..
yep… works fine on IE… what givez?
Oh hai optemoz!! Adn welkun tu deh wakky whirrld uv Weird Pretzel. Dat just b deh way fingz r rownd here. Sumtimez dey werkz and sumtimez dey drive ya nutz. Wut?? u wuz spekting logic? heer? u gotta b kidding!?!?!?!
I agree, fiyrfox b deh better browzer. But deh favritz b borkt on it.
*sigh* say lah V.
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Enneeway, welkum tu deh Cheezland!!!!! Deh peepz heer b deh bestest. Dere only beeing wun rule heer kuz deh kittehz b tu eezily distrakted bai shinee fingz tu thinking up moar. deh rule b tu playing nise. Dat meenz no cawling peepz nasty namez, adn no yelling “FURST” just kuz u finding a LOL wif no commints. Dat b so lame.
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Heerz a CHRG fur u. adn a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
It’s juss wun uv doze fings…
O Hai. Iz u on teh cheezmap yet?
Hab a chawklit maus. dey habs fuj fillings.
I dun see ani safety geaw on!
Ohai, Optemoz! Welkum to cheezland! Wii awl cheezfrens heer! Wii trais to halp u if wii can. *kitteh wabes floofy paw at Optemoz* Mai pyooter runs awn harebawls. Excep for da poor VCR clicker dat gawt horkedup awn. *Sighs*
Nite-nitey guise! Hoem tiem from da werks!
Except not Aktually.
Lets zee…Cram da black wire in dis hole; da red wire in dis hole. Ok, dats it. Hit da ON Button and let’s give it the ol’ smoke test…
k, i find de chipz .. but warez de fiish?
you are so cool my friend
LOL! he haz kitteh kupikl