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Geek Squad


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Geek Squad iz equal opportunity employer!

do u gotz any warrantee on dis still?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

jk2kitteh

hairbawls alwais fixxez tinks

Aahz

Cong ratz 4 da tawp uvva 4-wai brayd, jk2k! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?

BTW, mai pooter is daownstarez wif mai kitteh, n it haz furz awl obber it and runz jess fyn!

annipuss

Dat’s otay till teh coolin fan gets awl furred up

 
jk2kitteh

aifink dat wii shud hav a nyce danz… mebbe a hula? and den wii kin hav deh mytys!

 
Aahz

***Miksiz BIG batch uv mytyz***
***setz owt glassiz n pay-purr umbrellyz***
Naow, letz havva speedee hula dansdansdans:

Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e

Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e

Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu
Pi’i na nalu, la lahalaha
O ka moana, hanupanupa

Lalala i ka la hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu’e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride!

Aahz

Heer yar! ***passes poi 2 LCB***
N I can haz uh poi boi sammich…

 
ladymonde

Ohai, {{{{{LCB}}}}} duz yu rely wantz da poi? ai spelz it pleh. but putz awn owr gras skitrz nd shaik it up sum. dans dans dans. oh, yes, ai fink ail hab sum racaromi salid insted. k?

lolcatburglar

I agrees wif u bout teh poi. I was quoting a great thespian, Fred Flintstone.

*puts on grass skirt and danses teh hulol*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
joshydude1

dons wry he’z jsut replacin itz wit a newa model……..i tink

KCTailkinker

Last ai herd wuz last pikshur! Heer Maus! Heer Maus! Ware r u Maus?

annipuss

Maus wuz in teh brayde. Lukk doun a bit

 
 
 
 
 
 
annipuss

Lukks liek himz eeted awl teh hardwarez

jk2kitteh

iz nu op err 8 tink sistm, veri mineemullest!

 
ladymondegrene

Ohai, {{{{{anni}}}}}} ai sede obur awn uvvur paje yu fink yu nawt being bisiblu heer. Ai se yu ok. Has a gud ebening naow.

annipuss

Thx, mai laydee. Ai aer inbizibul iffn Ai trie 2 maek commints awn sum pikchoorz. Ai can tell wen Ai disapeer - mai naem duzn’t sho in teh list.

 
 
 
 
Aahz

Iz dis wat dey meen bai “Internal Software Error”?

 
 
Maus

Here’s your problem. Your frammisstan is borked!

lolcatburglar

How could it be borked? I just last week paid elebenty cheezburgers for a new fetzer valve!

Aahz

Dis kitteh muss b noo Geek Skwad uhprenniss — himz startid werkin onna Findley hed wif uh Langston 7-inch gangley wrench…

joshydude1

u must be geeky squid cause i knowz notin boutz watya sayin dere

 
lolcatburglar

Clearly he has not readed Vol. 14 of teh Kinslol Manual.

(And it looks like teh kitteh is a she, BTW)

lolcatburglar

No, I doesn’t has sooper-human vision. Teh kitteh has a orange-y looking patch on her leg, along wif dark patches elsewhere. Airgo it’s prolly a she. STN

 
 
 
Aahz

WAOW! I b imprested, LCB! U noo ware dat ref wuz frum!

lolcatburglar

It taked me a minnit to place it, but yeah.

My arrow thru teh hed, let me show u it.

 
 
 
 
Maus

Yeah, but your jeffries tube was cross-connected…

lolcatburglar

Yabbut that was teh only thing keeping teh henweigh from going out of tolerance.

 
Maus

*Straight line in 3… 2… 1…*
Whatsa henweigh?

Maus

*Ba dum ching!*
OK, so whatsa grecian urn?

Aahz

A day late and a dollar short

 
leeza-b

*shows up reddy to danse*
ONE grecian urn!
*strikes dramatikal pose*

Maus

TWO grecian urns…
*Dramatic pose, books fall off heads*

leeza-b

and a fountain!!
*leeza and maus do a back bend destined to put them in trackshun for a week*

we has to suffer for owr art.

lolcatburglar

Now it’s our turn to suffer.

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leeza-b

well wot r frenz for?

 
 
 
kitsunerina

FREE greshun urns!
*strikes undramatikul pose (onlee kuz mai tung is owt)*

The Count

Free! Free wunnerful greeshun ernz! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
**sounds of thunder in the distance**

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Nomad

Non-sequitur — Your facts are un-coordinated

Maus

Your avatar reveals your true identity…

Aahz

Iz k - mai DID n I r gud frinz
**Noe weer nawt**
(shuttup!)

Roazizs r red,
Vylitz r bloo,
I’m skitzofrennik
N sew am I.

 
 
lolcatburglar

I knoes. They doesn’t make Garanimals for facts.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aahz

Frammin on teh Jim Jam!
Frippin at the Krotz!

 
 
 
jk2kitteh

an ur byozz iz nawt riispawndn

 
 
tidmum

Pay deal = cheezburgers for life.

leeza-b

or, teh kitteh cud ask for equal oppor toona tea.

 
ladymonde

Ohai, {{{{{TM}}}}}} hawo yu tudai? we nawt tokked ina wile. yu bin bizy wif da cheezmeetz , huh? nd mr tm’s birfsdai. Hoap dat wuz win tu.