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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
hairbawls alwais fixxez tinks
Cong ratz 4 da tawp uvva 4-wai brayd, jk2k! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
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BTW, mai pooter is daownstarez wif mai kitteh, n it haz furz awl obber it and runz jess fyn!
Dat’s otay till teh coolin fan gets awl furred up
aifink dat wii shud hav a nyce danz… mebbe a hula? and den wii kin hav deh mytys!
I has deh purrfekt song fur dis lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
***Miksiz BIG batch uv mytyz***
***setz owt glassiz n pay-purr umbrellyz***
Naow, letz havva speedee hula dansdansdans:
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Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
Aloha e, aloha e,
Aloha e, aloha e,
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
‘Ano ‘ai ke aloha e
Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu
Pi’i na nalu, la lahalaha
O ka moana, hanupanupa
Lalala i ka la hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu’e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride!
mah hall oh!
‘A’ole pilikia
Please… pass teh poi.
Heer yar! ***passes poi 2 LCB***
N I can haz uh poi boi sammich…
Ohai, {{{{{LCB}}}}} duz yu rely wantz da poi? ai spelz it pleh. but putz awn owr gras skitrz nd shaik it up sum. dans dans dans. oh, yes, ai fink ail hab sum racaromi salid insted. k?
I agrees wif u bout teh poi. I was quoting a great thespian, Fred Flintstone.
*puts on grass skirt and danses teh hulol*
Butt wear iz teh MAUS? :O
dons wry he’z jsut replacin itz wit a newa model……..i tink
Last ai herd wuz last pikshur! Heer Maus! Heer Maus! Ware r u Maus?
Maus wuz in teh brayde. Lukk doun a bit
what a cutie pie
Fixin ur PC
Lukks liek himz eeted awl teh hardwarez
iz nu op err 8 tink sistm, veri mineemullest!
Ohai, {{{{{anni}}}}}} ai sede obur awn uvvur paje yu fink yu nawt being bisiblu heer. Ai se yu ok. Has a gud ebening naow.
Thx, mai laydee. Ai aer inbizibul iffn Ai trie 2 maek commints awn sum pikchoorz. Ai can tell wen Ai disapeer - mai naem duzn’t sho in teh list.
Iz dis wat dey meen bai “Internal Software Error”?
Win!
Here’s your problem. Your frammisstan is borked!
How could it be borked? I just last week paid elebenty cheezburgers for a new fetzer valve!
Dis kitteh muss b noo Geek Skwad uhprenniss — himz startid werkin onna Findley hed wif uh Langston 7-inch gangley wrench…
u must be geeky squid cause i knowz notin boutz watya sayin dere
Clearly he has not readed Vol. 14 of teh Kinslol Manual.
(And it looks like teh kitteh is a she, BTW)
No, I doesn’t has sooper-human vision. Teh kitteh has a orange-y looking patch on her leg, along wif dark patches elsewhere. Airgo it’s prolly a she. STN
Very obzerbant!
WAOW! I b imprested, LCB! U noo ware dat ref wuz frum!
It taked me a minnit to place it, but yeah.
My arrow thru teh hed, let me show u it.
Yeah, but your jeffries tube was cross-connected…
Yabbut that was teh only thing keeping teh henweigh from going out of tolerance.
Iz dat a African or European henweigh?
Antarctican.
*Straight line in 3… 2… 1…*
Whatsa henweigh?
Oh, about a dollar fitty an hour!
*Ba dum ching!*
OK, so whatsa grecian urn?
A day late and a dollar short
*shows up reddy to danse*
ONE grecian urn!
*strikes dramatikal pose*
TWO grecian urns…
*Dramatic pose, books fall off heads*
and a fountain!!
*leeza and maus do a back bend destined to put them in trackshun for a week*
we has to suffer for owr art.
Now it’s our turn to suffer.
well wot r frenz for?
FREE greshun urns!
*strikes undramatikul pose (onlee kuz mai tung is owt)*
Free! Free wunnerful greeshun ernz! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
**sounds of thunder in the distance**
Non-sequitur — Your facts are un-coordinated
Your avatar reveals your true identity…
Iz k - mai DID n I r gud frinz
**Noe weer nawt**
(shuttup!)
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Roazizs r red,
Vylitz r bloo,
I’m skitzofrennik
N sew am I.
I knoes. They doesn’t make Garanimals for facts.
Rassin frassin frammisstan!
Frammin on teh Jim Jam!
Frippin at the Krotz!
Wizard of ID!
an ur byozz iz nawt riispawndn
Pay deal = cheezburgers for life.
or, teh kitteh cud ask for equal oppor toona tea.
Ohai, {{{{{TM}}}}}} hawo yu tudai? we nawt tokked ina wile. yu bin bizy wif da cheezmeetz , huh? nd mr tm’s birfsdai. Hoap dat wuz win tu.
dis wire goez here nd dis wahn goez der…
himz a mac genius!!