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i haz fud on mah mind

kittehz awlwazy finkin abowt fud.

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  1. Maus says:

    Giddyap!

  2. two_kittehs says:

    Gandhian kitteh beleefs in non violence

  3. Let me get that 4 u. *NOM*

  4. leeza-b says:

    Dinner’s on me!

  5. eeckthecat says:

    Hmmmm…mebbe a Maus appetizer wif Mausy sawce….

  6. rhsb says:

    Iz dat N-E fing lyk habbin ur mynd awn ur munee an ur munee awn ur mynd?

    • eeckthecat says:

      AAHHHHH….EERWURM !!!!!

      How’s it goin,rhsb ???

      • rhsb says:

        Ohai, Eek!

        Ai gots teh pleh cold an mebbee sum bronkeyetis. Ai wuz tolded yesterdai dat mai coff sownded lyk ai had an ay-lee-yun in mai chest! :shock:

        A co-wurker gibbed mi a littlol kitteh figgureen 4 mai desk. Wuz nyse ov hur 2 do, but nawt az gud az reel kitteh.

        Hao r u? Hao r ur floofy bebbehs?

        • eeckthecat says:

          Ai haz been bizzee. Teh Ebil Box Company bought teh Not-So-Ebil Box Company last week,so mai werkload haz dubbled.Nawt much tyme to play here :(
          Otherwise ai has been gud,and teh floofy bebbehs are all on a diet thanks to Nikita.

          • two_kittehs says:

            whut diet fud does U use?
            Mah Injeh is getting too floofy I’m fraid

            • eeckthecat says:

              The Iams weight control.
              Ai jus started usin it. So far teh kittehs be eetin it and nawt goin “pleh”,so we shall see…..

              • two_kittehs says:

                k I will try it
                fanks eeck!

              • Heh. At first glance I thought this was part of teh discussion on who does teh most non-exercise and u guise was sharing peepul-fud diet tips.

              • Romeow says:

                Mah La Luz (frum yesterdai’s pic) iz on teh Science Diet Hairball Lite fud. As u can see, she’s still beeg boned.
                Teh weather iz a liddle cooler, and she’s getting awl perky and energetic. Mebee she will get smaller bones ober teh winter?
                Iffs ennywon has enny otter ideas, I wud lub to heer dem.

                • friscokitteh says:

                  She’s still a beauty tho! I luved the pose! I’m tryin to get mi frisco to eat that food too, but she’d rather eat the baby’s kitten food…it’s hard to get them to diet…..seems like she just blew up overnite!

                • two_kittehs says:

                  Romeow I sent La Luz’s pic to mah fren who is a yoga instruktor
                  herz loved it!
                  bout diet fur kittehz, someone suggested raw fudz
                  but that ar very hard to implement in praktis
                  I broted sum beef livahz, but the kittehz did not
                  want to eat dem after 1 day.
                  I guess it requires mush planning and time!

                  • Romeow says:

                    I hab herd gud fings bout teh raw foods diet dat iz akshully cooked.
                    I reely hope dat we doan hab to resort to dat.
                    Glad La Luz gabe her a laff.
                    Still wondering hoo wrote teh catshun.

                • eeckthecat says:

                  Teh problem ai iz havin iz dat Nikita iz 19 lbs.,but her sister Nala is only 9 lbs.
                  (Zoey & Christy are arownd 12 lbs.) Ai iz concerned abowt Nala “wasting away”.
                  Ai also gibs Nikita,Christy,& Zoey sum gushiefuds eech day.Ai reely shuld cut dat owt uv their diet,but teh “Meeeowwwrrrr” wuld probably kill me.

                • Tidmum says:

                  Ohai Romeow.
                  Mah Hazel Kitteh has been awn teh Science diets. Precisely measured and fed over the day. Even after not eating the daily amounts, she continued to gain weight :shock:
                  We’ve tried the lite diet, the normal the sensitive – all the same result. No weight loss.
                  Several of my kitteh owning frenz have all reported teh same thing in their kittehs. Weight gain!!
                  I hope it works for your beeautimuss La Luz, but Ifinkso floofy be very becoming :grin: As long as the kitteh is helfy an active, a tiny bit of extry floof is otay.

                  • Did u check behine ur cowch for pizza delivery boxes wif traces of extry anchovy on them?

                    • eeckthecat says:

                      Kittehs nawt eben hav to tawlk to order pizza….can do it online nao…..

                    • Tidmum says:

                      Heh!
                      Srsly, Hazel is SOOOOO fussy about fuds she will not eet enny hoomin stuff an onlee eets sertin brands. I know she duz nawt haz a seccund hoam ennyware, cuz she is always in teh howse or on the shed. She never goes out of eyesight of me.
                      Teh V-E-T sed she was a cowch pertato kitteh. :lol:
                      Fern, howsumebber, will sell her soul to Basement Cat for ham, bacon roast beef, chikkin……. an she is teeny tinee unner awl her wooly mammoff floof.
                      I cried wen i had to gib her a baff – there wuz nuffin to her!! Teh V-E-T was nawt wurried at all,cuz she eets berry well an catches kreechures too.

                      • rhsb says:

                        Bofe ur kittehs r sew gorjis, Tidmum. Ai jes LUBS luukin at tehre pikshurs.

                        • tidmum says:

                          Aww Fankyoo rhsb :grin:
                          Fern is juss growin in her winter woollies. She willhas a hooge
                          floofybuttfrilly nikkers soon. An her lions mane hed is juss ossim .
                          Hazel be juss,well, floofy!! in ebree sense ob teh werd!
                          Still awn anti robotiks for her skin, an a fekshun in her anal glands (Ewwww)
                          but she r playin an singin an flumpin awl ober so She r feline mush bedders nao :grin:

                        • friscokitteh says:

                          k, tidmum, i hadda go n upload some pictures of mi Rizzeauxkitteh on my profile page….she luks juss like your Fernkitteh…..anna I just LOVE the way you describe her winter woollies….floofybuttfrilly nikkers!!!!!! I new by teh way u discribed her she lukked like my Rizzeaux! they cood be twin sisters….eben tho her sister we have luks nothin like her atall!

                        • Tidmum says:

                          I juss looked- *SPLOOOOORRRRRRTY SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT*…KLUNK!!

                    • Romeow says:

                      Hmmmm…I fot I waz recycling too meny pizza boxes.
                      .
                      Tidmum, dat iz interesting bout teh Science Diet.
                      Mah otter two kittehs r nawt floofy – juss La Luz. Akshully, La Luz habs a liddle too much extry floof. I doan mind a liddle jungle pouch wagging on her tummy, butt I fink she needs to lose wait to b healfier. Mebee iffs she lost 2 pounds, she wud b OK.
                      We joke dat she cud keep a bebeh penguin warm unner her tummy :lol:

                      • Tidmum says:

                        Hee!! Penguin warmer!! :lol:
                        Yes. Many of my friends say Science diet has caused weight gain, or no loss, in the kittehs that are prone to over weight.
                        I’m trying to get Fatmouse onto just normal kibble and meat. She’s lost a tinee bit,so much to her disgust,I’m keeping up with it!

  7. Romeow says:

    Cat in teh hat.

  8. bluesfan473 says:

    Dis hattie duz nawt luuk az gud as ai fawt wen ai bawt it. Can ai haz reefund?

  9. rhsb says:

    Iz dat a rodint on ur hed, oar r u jes happee 2 see mi? ;-)

  10. Romeow says:

    Watch meh pull a maus outta mah ear.
    Presto!
    And for mah next trick…

  11. rhsb says:

    Jes lyk bebbeh hoomins, kittehs r messee eeters.

    Dey gets tehre fuds EBERYWARE!

    **an ai fawt it wuz bad 2 has sumfin stuk un ur teefs, sheesh**

  12. rhsb says:

    Mebbe dis pikshur iz Ebil Maus an wun ov himz minyuns!

  13. elly says:

    Lol! Oh no! Mausie run run runnnn!!

  14. KCTailkinker says:

    **CHEEZPEEPS…CHEK OWT DA INTERWEBS MSN DOT COM (SO WEERDPREZ WOAN EET IT) AND SEE DA ARTIKAL ABOWT ICHC.*** Ai doan totally finks dis is the bestest wun but dey feelz it important enuf to rite abowt us. Dey just tawk abowt hao mush ease it is to maeks a LOL but nawt tawk abowt hao frens n soshul interakshuns n stuffz but just thot u awl mite wanna see it.

  15. KCTailkinker says:

    Nao bak 2 ur regurly skeduled LOLs….Da kitteh luvs to eets dem mausies!

    From a poem by C. Kliban
    Luvs to eet dem mausies,
    Mausies Ai luvs to eet.
    Bite dey tinee heds off,
    Nibble on dey’s tinee feets.

    *kitteh bows* Tahdah!

  16. Ah Bonjour, fromageamis!
    .
    Voulez Vous un Hallolween Cheezpartee???

  17. burfday fairy says:

    kitteh iz wun ob burfday fairy’s minyuns hoo haz bringed mausie az burfday prezzent for yoo! at leest its still alibe :D an wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noobie frenz, lurkur frenz, an trol.. umm… frenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! heer iz a big hommaed fudjy choklit burfday cake! (not maus-flavrd), wif i skreem, frooty fizzy party punch, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, shiny pensils, kandees, an little plastik maze games shaped like kittehs wher yoo roll teh liddle balls arownd an get tehm in teh holez! an baloloons!!
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    • bluesfan473 says:

      ai cahn haz lite-up bownsy ball pleez? Ai luv doze! wen ai wuz a kidlet ai had bowt elebenty hunnerd sooper balls frum de gumbawl masheen, dey wuz ebreeware! Drove mai momcat krazee, hee hee!

      • burfday fairy says:

        ohai, yep, yoo kan haz lite-up bownsy ball!! :D teh goodie bags are being for all teh party guestses, an not just teh burfday peeps!! *hands bf473 a a goodie bag* tehr’s plenty for ebreewun!

  18. Kittehmom says:

    Kwikz, Cheezburgers haz madez da beeg tyme!!! Weez on msn.com homepage

  19. Romeow says:

    Oh burfday fairy – what an amazinig partee u hab laid owt fur teh burfday peeps!
    May I halp u bai cutting teh burfdai caek fur teh burfdai peeps? I’ll dip teh knife in hot wadder and wipe it cleen between eech pease so ebery slice will b purrfect.
    Fanks fur teh partee!

    • burfday fairy says:

      ooh, romeow! yoo are teh expurt, wut a byootiful job yoo do wif teh caek!
      (oops i fink dis maded 200 commints, now will go all funky an 2-pages :( )
      oh well, iz wurf it to tell romeow fank yoo for helping!

  20. cweenmj says:

    I haz a emayo frum deer Leeza-b. she still cannot get her commintz tu showing up frum hur werk. :-(
    She sez, adn I kwotez:
    “*big sigh* I be missing u and teh rest of teh cheezpeeps 2!! Tell them I had a gud capshun for teh 6 am one: “Dinner’s on me!” And give tehm all a big schmoo.”
    .
    So dere u r, u b misst adn schmooed. She awlso sed deh mite try making a gnu emayo and sine on name. so if u see a gnu kid here it mite just b Leeza!!

    • leeza-b says:

      okays… so it seems maybe u CAN see me, but I just don’t show up in teh hoo be talking thing.
      this is one place where I really be missing teh burgers!!
      cause if we had tehm, I’d no fer shure dat people seed my postsez.

  21. KCTailkinker says:

    **CHEEZPEEPS…CHEK OWT DA INTERWEBS MSN DOT COM (SO WEERDPREZ WOAN EET IT) AND SEE DA ARTIKAL ABOWT ICHC.*** Ai doan totally finks dis is the bestest wun but dey feelz it important enuf to rite abowt us. Dey just tawk abowt hao mush ease it is to maeks a LOL but nawt tawk abowt hao frens n soshul interakshuns n stuffz but just thot u awl mite wanna see it.

    Nao bak to ur reglerly skeduled LOLs….

    • bluesfan473 says:

      wuz innerestin arktikle butt wai dey sai wii uze “oddball phrases”? ai smaks dem inna der oddbawl fer dat! U rite KCT, dey shud hav menshun de frens & soshul aspekt 2, sew peeps cud get de hoal pikshure.

  22. Hugh Hancock says:

    Fantastic. This is now the official mascot for our cookery show (www.kamikazecookery.com). Or at least, we think it’s cool.

  23. rhsb says:

    Iz dis pikshur enny fing lyk sayin “Ai’m finkin Arby’s”?

  24. joshydude1 says:

    hai kittehz! I’z iz new kitteh on teh bloc and waz wondrn somtin.

    if iz getz favorited iz my kittehs oh teh voting pagez?!

    tanks fer teh time kittehs!

    btw i absluty <3 do foobrain picy NW

    • bluesfan473 says:

      ohai joshy! welcum 2 cheezland! wen u maiks a lol it goez 2 de votin paige aifinkso. dey bee gettin elebenty hunnert lols submyted a dai sew hav pashents & sumdai maybee u haz de faim & gloree uv bein awn de frunt paige. butt eben iffen u duz nawt maik it dere iz stil lotz uv fun hangin owt wif de comintin & lol makin & de awesum cheezfrendz!

  25. smemily says:

    Crap… I just lost the game…

  26. Amy says:

    I noticed every pic of a Hamster in lolcats is a Chinese Hamster, and it I think it’s because the breed is so docile that it would let the ::lolcat eet dem if hoomuns wasn’t round.::


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