Comments on: cheezburger

By: Lauie

Lauie — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:07:50 +0000

RUN. I always said the Cow would eat us if it could

By: dede

dede — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:59:30 +0000

and grillierilizing-ing. . .

By: Cellie

Cellie — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:01:57 +0000

moooooooo

By: calamity_05

calamity_05 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:41:39 +0000

Dat kitteh luks liek mah kitteh!! Eksep mah kitteh is ftr. Mah kitteh just gets ftr evry dai!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:52:00 +0000

Ahhh…..bucolic lief….ai wantz it!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:50:34 +0000

Ai kiep wunnerin about deh outcume.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:12:31 +0000

Despite all the WierdPretzel comments, WordPress is actually a pretty well regulated site. About the only way of getting a virus or trojan off it is to play link roulette and hit a link that takes you to another site which is a known host to malwear.

By: Putuk

Putuk — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:08:23 +0000

Cow is nootrishush!!!!111oneeleven!

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:55:59 +0000

That just looks epic…

By: BrazosMoonCat

BrazosMoonCat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:46:34 +0000

Beef iz NOT fur dinnerz!

By: Noodly

Noodly — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:30:33 +0000

Teh poor kitteh is almost bein nommed by teh cheezburger!

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:01:06 +0000

I don’t know if anybody saw you when you psted this, but I see you now, at whatever time is stamped above.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:42:33 +0000

Found da bef… werz da grill?!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:28:16 +0000

Is teh Revenge uv teh Cheezburger!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:27:37 +0000

Is pic en Soviet Russia?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:26:17 +0000

Also needs killifying

By: Hermione

Hermione — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:03:25 +0000

I fink cheezburger has an angree! Run, kitteh, run!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:14:02 +0000

and i know what to do about the avatar! i’m planning to draw and then scan and then download (although the last two might have to be done in the dead of night…i feel bad about deceiving my parents…they COULD BE LATER getting a different computer for games)
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umm…alright. see ya.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:10:14 +0000

as for cheezpeeps who know me in real life, YarghenForghen does, but i don’t think he comments or anything…
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maybe i can save up my money and get a laptop computer. or, if and when we get a wii, i can use that! they have internet capabilities!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:06:52 +0000

(from advisory period)
is that true? well, none of my family are really proper computer geeks (i am the sole geek, and my geekitude has not been properly nourished) i’m not sure i could convince my dad of that, it’s just the words of one person from the internet, and people i know besides him have agreed that even if you don’t go making a ton of random downloads and don’t open emails from complete strangers, you could STILL get virus infections just from surfing. and don’t all parents like it when you focus on your studies? i’m a proud student of a nerd herd, and in history class in parcticular i’m going to have to get serious. and it’s not just me. my other siblings have made sacrifices, but at least our computer is uninfected now…
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i know i said i had to say farewell, but i’m still at school and we have computers in advisory period, and we can have fun on them. but trying to be involved here is going to be…difficult from now on.

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:47:51 +0000

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:22:34 +0000

Unprocessed cheezburger has teh skary pointy ends!

By: starling

starling — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:16:09 +0000

Zwei Verlaengerter Mokka mit brandy und spam, bitte.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:15:03 +0000

Agwee, booklion!

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:13:36 +0000

Those hot purrsuits are verrry fetching.

By: ktawes0me

ktawes0me — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:50:05 +0000

hahahahhahhahah oh my god i love this

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:49:37 +0000

yay jack!
teh hotel we stayd at dis weekend for my hubby’s wurk meetings iz akshully a former spanish land-grant ranch. it’s still owt in teh open spaces; most ob teh land haz bin turned to glof corses, but tehy haz a fyoo areas fenced off an haz cows tehr!! purely for dekoratib purposes, but still, iz reel cowz! and tehy just stands tehr an eets (tehy gets teh same grass as teh glof corses do) an drinks water an stands in teh shade frum teh big trees an poops. tehy haz evreefing tehy watns right tehr, an haz a happy life.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:41:45 +0000

ohai, two_kittehs. right now fings are pretty gud. we leeved shiro an happycat (now named kumo, which iz japaneez for “clowd” becawz him iz teh color ob a luvly dark thunderclowd, an also himz big floofy tayl luks like a clowd ob smoke) alone last weekend, an tehy didn’t beet eech ovver up. tehy tolerates eech ovver, an sumtmies at night tehy bof sleeps on owr bed wif us. wut tehy reely like iz to play chayse in teh bakyard at night. last night kumo wuz owt, tehn shiro wented owt an just sat in teh middle ob teh yard, wayting. tehn kumo camed ober teh gate frum himz explore in teh side yard. shiro hunkered down, at teh reddy, gotted teh butt-wiggle ob doom goin, an tehn POWNSE!! chayse chayse chayse!!! i fot it wuz gud fing tath shiro akshully wayted for kumo – meenz him reely wanted to play!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:36:48 +0000

She takes hersef tu teh tybooteek ov corse!

By: Sue Chef

Sue Chef — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:31:37 +0000

Help! I can’t post either!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:29:05 +0000

Mabye she’s hitting teh psychics when they is on their brake. STN.

Didn’t think of that, did u, Smarty Two-Shoes!

By: jzimbert

jzimbert — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:22:25 +0000

Halp! Cheezburger can has ME!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:11:57 +0000

Owtstanding in teh field ov poemetry!

By: Just Jo

Just Jo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:07:02 +0000

Dis be classik “Oh, S##T!” moment……
*Run, kitteh, RUN!*

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:06:30 +0000

BEEG Cheezburgrz groaz
in oapen feeldz. Taykz lawwwwwwwng tyme
2 putz between bunz

BEEG Cheezburgrz libbz
dayrz lyfez lyke Kitteh. Prittee
mutchz duz wutz dayz wantz

BEEG Cheezburgrz doant’z
aksz 4 mutch. Az lawrjj az dayz
arz, dayz doan’tz habz 2

Jack.

By: AllyBally

AllyBally — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:03:25 +0000

lolz! mibbe!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:02:40 +0000

O hai rhsb! Aim not deh PupMaster1, but ai hav posted sum piktoors ov mai Tammy awn mai profile. These are frum a munf an a half agoe. She has grown since den an isn’t quite so thin an skrawnee annee moar!

By: soprano_smurf

soprano_smurf — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:02:16 +0000

oooo it luks laik menny Cheezpeepz hav visttitt mai purrrrry home taun! cawffi s is grate hear, also fuds…. Starbux can haz a vantidg: NO smokin! (but no cawfii aitha)

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:01:46 +0000

But iff teh psykik is enny gud at psyking, wudden tehy awredy kno teh punch is onnits way, n awreddy be duckling?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:59:32 +0000

After I rited this I went to submit my ‘lectronic timesheet. They has been havening trubble wif it, wif rong info going on teh rong sheet and stuff. When I looked just now it had teh rong title for me. But it was teh funny because it sed “Web Developer”. I laffed.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:57:50 +0000

Mii too…. zzzzzZXZZZZZZZZ. Oops, that must be a kiss fur yoo, two_kittehs!

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:57:31 +0000

…singing Steve Miller songs off-key,to be precise…..

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:53:53 +0000

O, that is teh sad. But mabye she is fine, just living wif someone else.

Watch ur mailbox; u mite get a postcard from Norway!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:52:36 +0000

ohai LM how is Ur kittehs
Is dere peace in the lunar kingdom or strife?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:52:16 +0000

fout = thaut

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:51:52 +0000

Dats wahd ai fout, tuu – mommee cauw tinks kitteh iz her long-lozt caff cuz dey luk so much alieke!

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:50:54 +0000

wins.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:50:38 +0000

Ur motivation is: Ur a giant robotic spider. U work hard all day spinning ur giant robotic web, but do peeps admire u? No, they does not admire u. They say “ew” and “ick” and “pleh” and they brake ur giant robotic web so u gotta spin it all overagain. Does they worship u like some peeps worship cows and/or kittehs? No, they does not. So when u see teh cow and teh kitteh having a smoke brake outside teh barn, ur pent-up giant robotic rage bubblols to teh surface and u start chasing them.

Oh, and ur being chased by a robot singing off-key.

And… ACTION!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:49:27 +0000

Dis is awlmoast enuff to maek me wantz to drink cawfii.
I liek it OK wid de ovver flayvers (liek mocha or oranjes) and lotz of deh whippycreem (Oar schlagobberz. I learneded dis useful almoast-Germin wurd in Vienna las fall.) Eberything sweet and nummy is bedder wid de schlagobberz.

But I is usooly a drinker ub tee.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:49:02 +0000

ohai, chocolatesamus, hope yoo gets to com bak an see dis. yes, tell yor daddeh wut paws4thot sez. i cant fink of anyboddy hooz had virus problems frum dis site. (sometimes teh mommehs an daddehs are nerbus abowt teh compyooter cawz tehy dont unnerstands it very well, iz gud for tehm to lurn) only problem i’ve eber had wif dis site iz it keeps me frum gettin my stuffs dun i haz to do! um, taht may also be part ob yor problem… anyway, hope yoo kan com bak sometimes, an convinse yor daddeh (nisely, ob corse, must be respkful) taht ICHC iz not borkin up teh compyooter.
hint: if yoo duznt haz it, try getting teh noo versun ob AVG Free anti-virus, haz a fingie wher on teh google surch rezults tests teh sites an tellz yoo if tehy are safe or not. taht might help yor daddeh feel better abowt it.