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Needs aging
And tenderizing
so booklion iz in a tye wif herslef. Nao wut?
When cheezburgers go bad
um…atenshun? atenshun? is dis ting awn?
k. i hasta bid a tempararee farewell 2 mah cheezy frenz on da site.
mah parints has literilly bannd awl yoosiz ob teh hoem ‘pyooter exept fer
hoemwurk, nd nao iffin i yooz pyooter ta luk @ lolcats or loldogs i hasta git awf
reel qwik. dis rool wuz set up b-cos da pyooter wuz havzin sum virus trubbles,
althoh mah daddeh iz kinda anti-cat…
i hoeps i kin return sumdai wif moar lolz nd an abatar, but fer nao… a sad
fairwelz. *kisses gudbai* i…sniff…i will miss yew…
( i wuz abil 2 maek dis commint cuz i iz @ mah skool nd i has free period )
Gud luk, ChocolatSamus, hope yu can kom bakk sun.
If anyone knows ChocolateSamus in real life, could they pass on the message that ICHC is one site that’s pretty much free from viruses please?
I genuinely am a computer professional in real life.
????That too???/ Ai thot yoo were a. . .
BLARGH!! Ai ar ded!! *thud*
(from advisory period)
is that true? well, none of my family are really proper computer geeks (i am the sole geek, and my geekitude has not been properly nourished) i’m not sure i could convince my dad of that, it’s just the words of one person from the internet, and people i know besides him have agreed that even if you don’t go making a ton of random downloads and don’t open emails from complete strangers, you could STILL get virus infections just from surfing. and don’t all parents like it when you focus on your studies? i’m a proud student of a nerd herd, and in history class in parcticular i’m going to have to get serious. and it’s not just me. my other siblings have made sacrifices, but at least our computer is uninfected now…
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i know i said i had to say farewell, but i’m still at school and we have computers in advisory period, and we can have fun on them. but trying to be involved here is going to be…difficult from now on.
as for cheezpeeps who know me in real life, YarghenForghen does, but i don’t think he comments or anything…
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maybe i can save up my money and get a laptop computer. or, if and when we get a wii, i can use that! they have internet capabilities!
and i know what to do about the avatar! i’m planning to draw and then scan and then download (although the last two might have to be done in the dead of night…i feel bad about deceiving my parents…they COULD BE LATER getting a different computer for games)
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umm…alright. see ya.
Despite all the WierdPretzel comments, WordPress is actually a pretty well regulated site. About the only way of getting a virus or trojan off it is to play link roulette and hit a link that takes you to another site which is a known host to malwear.
ohai, chocolatesamus, hope yoo gets to com bak an see dis. yes, tell yor daddeh wut paws4thot sez. i cant fink of anyboddy hooz had virus problems frum dis site. (sometimes teh mommehs an daddehs are nerbus abowt teh compyooter cawz tehy dont unnerstands it very well, iz gud for tehm to lurn) only problem i’ve eber had wif dis site iz it keeps me frum gettin my stuffs dun i haz to do! um, taht may also be part ob yor problem… anyway, hope yoo kan com bak sometimes, an convinse yor daddeh (nisely, ob corse, must be respkful) taht ICHC iz not borkin up teh compyooter.
hint: if yoo duznt haz it, try getting teh noo versun ob AVG Free anti-virus, haz a fingie wher on teh google surch rezults tests teh sites an tellz yoo if tehy are safe or not. taht might help yor daddeh feel better abowt it.
ohai LM how is Ur kittehs
Is dere peace in the lunar kingdom or strife?
ohai, two_kittehs. right now fings are pretty gud. we leeved shiro an happycat (now named kumo, which iz japaneez for “clowd” becawz him iz teh color ob a luvly dark thunderclowd, an also himz big floofy tayl luks like a clowd ob smoke) alone last weekend, an tehy didn’t beet eech ovver up. tehy tolerates eech ovver, an sumtmies at night tehy bof sleeps on owr bed wif us. wut tehy reely like iz to play chayse in teh bakyard at night. last night kumo wuz owt, tehn shiro wented owt an just sat in teh middle ob teh yard, wayting. tehn kumo camed ober teh gate frum himz explore in teh side yard. shiro hunkered down, at teh reddy, gotted teh butt-wiggle ob doom goin, an tehn POWNSE!! chayse chayse chayse!!! i fot it wuz gud fing tath shiro akshully wayted for kumo – meenz him reely wanted to play!
She takes hersef tu teh tybooteek ov corse!
also to stop running, plz
Also needs killifying
and grillierilizing-ing. . .
Yay!! Booklion! U there in teh verree taupe spot – oar izzit sepia?
yoo an Maus ar TYed, so yoo can go to teh TY Boo Teek an pik aut sumthing nice!
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Eneway
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They hav a noo lion of reelee nice Kittey buk marks! Verree cyoot, an just waht ebeewun needs.
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An at teh neerbai PI stawl there iz moar fresh Apfel Strude! Wif whippy creem. An nice hawt coffee – Vienneez style = speshull today!
Viennese Coffee-Specialities
Variations of that drink how it is served in Vienna. Only strangers order simply COFFEE, the knowing orders precisely.
Mokka or Schwarzer
Coffee MokkaSmall or big Mokka. Pure coffee with creme without milk.
Doppelmokka or Mokka gespritzt
Mokka with brandy
Verlaengerter
KaffeeMokka with much water
Einspaenner
Double Mokka with much cream (Schlagobers – only germans say Sahne).
Tuerkischer
Mokka strained
Brauner
Big or small Brauner. Schwarzer with milk.
Kapuziner
Brauner with not little milk.
Gold
Brauner with much milk.
Kleiner Brauner
Double portion pure coffee served with cream, good brown.
Melange
MelangePure coffee with effervesced milk and chocolate.
Fiaker
Coffee FiakerPowdered sugar and cherrybrandy heated, double Espresso with much cream, cherry on top.
Maria Theresia
Big Mokka with Orange-liqueur, powdered sugar, cream and coloured pieces of sugar.
Pharisaeer
Sugar, cacao-powder, rum heated, double Mokka, cream, cinnamon and rubbered lemon
N joi!!
I fink I needz to go to Vienna to try teh cawfees. Teh Coffee Fiaker and the Maria Theresia and the Phariseaeer awll sound sooo guuuuuudd tuday.
Janet, speaking of mokka, look downthred a little for a impoartant reminder about a speshul day!
OMCC!!!
IT IZ!!!! MAY AI HAV YUR TENSHUN PLEEZ!!
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Today iz a verree important day in teh history of ICHC!!! Just wun yeer ago today, we had the VERREE FURST LOLCATBURGLAR ADVENCHOOR
THE 16 Ownce Miokka wif Extry Spresso (hawt)
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/#comment-116108
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It starts about halfway down wif 343GuiltySparks comment.
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AND THEN, awn teh previous pickchoor – teh CHRG iz born – AND ManfredMom rolls in teh CCC!!!! Fur teh FURST TAIIM!!
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AND eben better, these ar two ov teh moar fabulolso pikchoors eber to grayce ar pages!
I rememmmers dat day….seams like sucha lawng time ago, duzzinit?
ai tink ai has ta kome bak agen fur mor of deez kyndz uv koffiez
Hay peregrin!! Manee congrats on making teh front paj!!! Dis lol is awsum!!!
Sew basiklee dis is Vieneeze Starbukz?
Wein is proof that Starbucks do and can not make proper coffee.
Ai dieded uf thurst befur ai can maek up mai mind… jus gief me afpelstrudl kthxbye
GroBer Schwarter kaffe bitte.
Dis is awlmoast enuff to maek me wantz to drink cawfii.
I liek it OK wid de ovver flayvers (liek mocha or oranjes) and lotz of deh whippycreem (Oar schlagobberz. I learneded dis useful almoast-Germin wurd in Vienna las fall.) Eberything sweet and nummy is bedder wid de schlagobberz.
But I is usooly a drinker ub tee.
Zwei Verlaengerter Mokka mit brandy und spam, bitte.
Fankke, Jannet, fr teh delishus Vienna caufee and teh Apfel shtrudel, whic I luvs.
oooo it luks laik menny Cheezpeepz hav visttitt mai purrrrry home taun! cawffi s is grate hear, also fuds…. Starbux can haz a vantidg: NO smokin! (but no cawfii aitha)
Eat mor Chickn!
But teh chikken sez, eet more beef!
Maus, pleeze to check yr profile. If leeza-b iz invisible agin today, she wuld lyke to talk wif yu when yu waring yr geek hat w/poi. Yesterday, she was able to post to profile messijs, eben when she cuddn’t post here.
Thanks. I left her a message.
Ai had a bit uv inbizibul – Ai can post on teh current lol, but wen Ai tryed 2 post on a prevyus wun Ai cud see it but mai sunn sed he cudn’t.
Tis iz getting existenshul on us…hao do we knows we exists if no one can sees us or respond?
Itz teh fault of teh waiting fro Godot lol yestidday.
Ai juss went bakk 2 see if mai commints waz still dere but sumwun haz eeted dem an Ai still can’t post teh linkie to teh pfhtbbbhphhtt song!
HAz NE1 reeded mai seekwal “Godot Kawlded 2 Sai 2 Meet Him @ Teh Bar”?
Has anyone written The Burgers about this? It could be a new piece of script or something that they have deployed. When you write, be specific about your browser and OS, and try not to write in Lol
Gud idea, Maus!! ai just rote congratz to peregrine – and it wuz there – ai saw it – and ano it seems to be gone!!
Rite! Ai haz rited to The Burgers. Ai’ll wayte an see wat happinz!
Help! I can’t post either!
Don’t want udder white meat
breast assured, an occasional special teat won’t bust your diet
Next Time, won’t try to eat the whole-steen, but for now i gotta heifer da hills.
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*heddesk. heddesk. heddesk. hedake*
Agwee, booklion!
HALP the madcow iz chaysin mii!
Nawt reelly mad, just a liddle eccentrik.
Ok, I just had my *real* catshun idea. Hey diddle diidle the cat n the fiddle teh cao jumpded ober teh mune!
oh noes she finks I ar her brudder frum anudder mudder
Notiss that teh cat nd teh cow match. Maybe it’s relay rayse nd dey r on teh same teem.
I dunno. Cao lukks lyke reffeerree hoo gonna penalyze cat fur droppin sumfin?
In Soviet Russia cheezburger chases u!
Ohai Tribble!!!! I been gone aloawng tyme but alsew dinna see u foar along tyme b4 that– hao r u?
Ohai Zauberflolute, eye wuz just bout tu comment on ur mad cow comment. Eye haz had a bizzie. Eye tend tu vololunteer fur toooo menni tings at skewl, scowts, church…! But eye alwayz luk at teh ICHC pichers ebree dai! Hower u?
I good, fangz u! I mayded a skedyool chaynge an dinna sit atta compyooter awl moarning laffin and cheezin. Sew I bakk nao, hope I can stryke a happitayle medyumum!
Eggsellent!
Plz to not be hitting teh psychics. Kthxinstantkarmasgonnagetu
But iff teh psykik is enny gud at psyking, wudden tehy awredy kno teh punch is onnits way, n awreddy be duckling?
Mabye she’s hitting teh psychics when they is on their brake. STN.
Didn’t think of that, did u, Smarty Two-Shoes!
I should be chasing the milk, not milk chasing me!
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This iz how cowz mayke milkshakes!
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!
Hey bebbeh, fries come wit that skake
Kitteh needs to get a moooove on
OOOOOOO. I likez deh sepia tonez uv dis picture wif deh blak n white uv deh cow adn deh cat jumping owt at u. Adn awl deh axunz uv deh cow adn deh cat bof running. beery intersting fotograf!!!
Thx cweenmj. Vry nice LOL report.
Now, who else has something for showing and telling about?
Nobuddy? Ok. Then we will has a surprise quiz.
*elebenty hands go up in teh air as Cheezpeeps rember something to show and tell about*
Quiz
do.not.want.
I will tells u about my old kitteh named Mau. He wuz Holstein kitteh that came to us frum the streets. He had little snaggle tooth crookred mouth that my boss tried to wire, but didnt werk. He lubs to licky licky anyfing near hims when you scritched his back, so he was known as ‘teh licking cat’ by certain younguns.
The. End.
points orff for multiple tenses….but this Mau kitteh is in the past tense. He wuz good old guy that certainly used up all 9 lives!
Mai show nd tell, to aboid teh quiz. Onna farm where I grew up, we had wun long-haired white kitteh that lukked lyke it shuld lie on silken pillow all day. But kitteh lyked being in teh pastures wif teh cows. Follwing teh cows. Following teh cows closely. So that white floof wz often matted wif unmenshunable braun stuff. Gramma eben had to shave it wunce.
The. End.
Thx, booklion. Vry, um, colorful. Teh image of ur Gramma putting teh floofy kitteh in teh barber chair, giving it a mazagine to reed and putting a hot towel onnit while she prepared teh shavings lather was vry vivid.
Anywone else?
Thx, lolnascar. That was vry informative. It halped to illustrate ur story when u made a snaggle-tooth face. The class was amused.
Next?
No one has anything else to share?
Very well. Put ur books away and take out a number elebenty pensil–
*moar hands go up*
FINE! Look! I has dis funneh lookin mark on mah bu..
What?
Butt, butt…you insisted!
Donkey! Stop making a ass of urself.
ooo! me pleez! ai haz wun! veree long tyme ago, b4 ai wuz even borned, mai parentz had a kitteh, an herz runned away… but she camed back a whole yeer and a week layter! she had been onna trip wiv a fishing boat dat had comed all da way from Norway! fur a hole yeer! an she just turned up at da howse (dat wuz next 2 da harboor) as iffn she had neber been away! an den, when da fishing boat went away again aftr a week, her went 2 and neber comed back! ai guess she wuz gettin fresh fishies from da crew an wuz vereh happy! da end.
Thx, AllyBally. What a nice story. It reminds us that we think teh kittehs blong to us but rly they blongs to everywun and everywun blongs to teh kittehs. It was nice that u brang some fishstix for us all to share, too.
Anywun else has something to share?
Mai feend had a kitteh daht runnd awai 2, but it nawt go 2 Norway. It onlee go 2 teh woods and spended awl Summer eetin bunnybrgrs B$ kummin bak when teh wevver getted bad.
Thx, paws4thot. Another lovely story about a traveling kitteh. Does anybuddy rember teh book we all readed about teh hyoomin kitteh who went to live in teh woods? Lolden? By Henry David Thorohai?
*looks at wall clock*
O I see that we has spended all morning wif Showing and Telling About time. We will has recess now then lunches.
ai haz kitteh dat ai hopez iz doin dat… her haz been myssing fur 2 munfs nao. ai iz neer 2 feelds and open land, and she wuz living wild b4 ai adopted her from animal resku playce 5 yeers ago. ai vereh misses her, but iffn she is happy den dat’s okay and mibbe she will cum back home sumday…
O, that is teh sad. But mabye she is fine, just living wif someone else.
Watch ur mailbox; u mite get a postcard from Norway!
lolz! mibbe!
Dis commint b a truu werk uv art!! See how deh lol fais settingz off deh commint? Adn deh combinashun uv deh bold adn deh italikz b makingz a statement.
Ok, now ur just playing.
Mebbe hab Veggie-burger instead
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Janet! I was hoping to catch u today. Does u knoes that today is a vry speshul annivershury? No?
I’ll gives u a hint: 16-ownce mokka wif extry spresso.
Let’s take a trip down memory lane and skin our knees. It all started… right… here…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/#comment-116108
Oooh! I just noticed that teh pic right before Helikat has teh original references to both teh CHRG(wdoi) and teh Cute Crash Cart!
*wipes away nostalgic tears, HONKS loudly into dainty hankerchiff*
*honk* *sniff*
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it starts wif 343GuiltySparks remark – about half way down!
Fine. Hmph. If I is teh onliest one who cares about this speshul day, I is gonna eat all this annivershury caek all by myself.
*Takes a picture first of cake wif tiny plastic figurines on top representing Teho sprawled onda flore and LCB spilling hot 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso on him. Puts picture in ICHC Scrapplebook*
OH!! AI care!! Today!! A hole YEER ago! Teh BERREE FURST LOLCATBURGLAR ADVENTURE!!
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*sniff* Ai wuz gonna maek this teh verree furst play in teh JCH4K Theater that gibocat bil fur mee – but *sobs uncontrollablee* ai dint hav taim!
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Ai hav a reel sawftee spot in mai hart fur teh 16 ownce mokka wif extry spresso!
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{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}
*sniff* Aw, thx, Janet! Here, there is still some caek left.
It’s fun looking back at all that stuff. We looked so young back then!
Of coarse we still look yung now, but in a moar mature way.
Can I joyn in too. I fink at that I wuz mostly lurking..
at dat tyme
I guess I needs that eggspresso to wakee wakee
I not knoz whether we is stayin or movin and that
has giben meh a major grumpeh
and has also affected mah typing abilities it seemz
Sure, has some caek! Has some 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso!
Janet will be doing teh pouring of those. I still can’t be trusted wif hot beferiges.
cake luks delishus fanks lcb.
Thx! I buyed it myself!
well I iz glad that U didn’t jus tooked it
becoz it luked good.
did sumbudde say caek ???
*looks puzzled*
Isn’t that whut “buy” means?
O hai, eeck! Yes, plz, has some caek. And some 16-ownse mokka wif extry spresso. And some of teh coffees JCH4K is serving.
It’s gonna be a fun day, wif all of us all caffeined and sugared up.
By teh time teh 4th pic of teh day comes around, we’ll all be crashed out and havening a nap.
Is dere sumfin speshul planned for the 4th pik ??
Ai haz been awai frum ICHC teh last couple uv days….
Duh! A nap is planned. Didn’t I just say that? Here, has some moar coffees. I’ll join u.
I was just saying that after all teh coffees and caeks and afpel stroodels, we is acll gonna crash about that time.
Then a nap it iz !!!!1
I vote to take the napz rite now
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mii too…. zzzzzZXZZZZZZZZ. Oops, that must be a kiss fur yoo, two_kittehs!
I wuz only tryin’ to smell the dairy air.
pewpewpew
Martin Scorsseseeeee sez now dis piktur haz the drama!
I’ve lost teh narrative thred. I’ll has to re-shoot.
Maybe next time I’ll just try 15%
kwik b/w kaw jumpd over lazi kat
Lolcat-type typing exercise detected.
im tryin very hard mr.detector
Ohai guies.
Hao iz eberywun 2dai?
I has a grumpeh and a sleepeh
but odder dan dat I iz gud
How bout U rhsb?
hai rhsb.
ai bees beddur nao mai heedax stawpded.
adn hao is u? ebberyfing awlryteh?
whoops… adn da wurdpretzel has logded meh owt O.o
out, out, beef cattle!
life’s butt a walking chattel
and then is herd no more: it is a tail
told by a ruminant, full of sound and furry,
signifying bovine
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LOL!!!
{{{{{Pittypat}}}}} Pleez nebber nebber leaf us! ROFL!!
wins.
Owtstanding in teh field ov poemetry!
FDA Inspector… Fail
Agent Sam Manella was a chicken
Onna dare, kitteh secreetlee replayez cowz watter wit Red Bull.
Madame, plz! I am nawt yor bebbeh!
Dats wahd ai fout, tuu – mommee cauw tinks kitteh iz her long-lozt caff cuz dey luk so much alieke!
fout = thaut
I’m a city girl so forgive the question if it’s stooopid… cows chase things?
I’m from teh city, too, but I think I can splain. U see, teh cow is not rly chasing teh kitteh. In reality, as far as u knoes, both are being chased by a giant robotic spider, that is hidden from our view, just out of teh shot.
Hope this halps.
and deh giant spider is being chased
by a robot singing off-key
….who,in turn,is being chased by the flying monkeys…..
… who in turn, are being chased by a fline saucer driven by a space cow…
…space COW,
…or space COWBOY ????
Who? Maurice?
o-kay… ai finks u guyz haz had enuf cawfee….!
…or too much moooosic frum teh 70’s…..
who is chased by kitteh in hot pursuit trying to save himz brudder
from deh mad cow back on earf
Those hot purrsuits are verrry fetching.
Ah haz a kwestyawn fur teh direktur. Teh gyant robotil spydur saiz “Waht’z mai motyvashun in dhis seen?”
Ur motivation is: Ur a giant robotic spider. U work hard all day spinning ur giant robotic web, but do peeps admire u? No, they does not admire u. They say “ew” and “ick” and “pleh” and they brake ur giant robotic web so u gotta spin it all overagain. Does they worship u like some peeps worship cows and/or kittehs? No, they does not. So when u see teh cow and teh kitteh having a smoke brake outside teh barn, ur pent-up giant robotic rage bubblols to teh surface and u start chasing them.
Oh, and ur being chased by a robot singing off-key.
And… ACTION!
…singing Steve Miller songs off-key,to be precise…..
After I rited this I went to submit my ‘lectronic timesheet. They has been havening trubble wif it, wif rong info going on teh rong sheet and stuff. When I looked just now it had teh rong title for me. But it was teh funny because it sed “Web Developer”. I laffed.
I might have to snag this for a non-profit cow-themed charity calendar I’m gathering material for.
I’ll credit the creators, of course.
Ohai!
Ai gots kweshtun: Did sumbodee heer send mi an emayle? Iz N E bodee heer PupMaster1?
Ai nawt reckognyze teh emayle addy.
O hai rhsb! Aim not deh PupMaster1, but ai hav posted sum piktoors ov mai Tammy awn mai profile. These are frum a munf an a half agoe. She has grown since den an isn’t quite so thin an skrawnee annee moar!
LOL. Thanx. It all makes sense now!!!
CHEEZBURGERS!!! Mai name iz Inigo Moooontoia. Yu ate mai fadder, prepair tu dye!!!
testing yet again… am I heer yet?
I don’t know if anybody saw you when you psted this, but I see you now, at whatever time is stamped above.
Dood, ah haz fynded lotz ob cheezburgrz, but U needz 2 kill dehm, ryt nao!!!
In Soviet Russia…
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…Cheezburger eats you!
BEEG Cheezburgrz groaz
in oapen feeldz. Taykz lawwwwwwwng tyme
2 putz between bunz
BEEG Cheezburgrz libbz
dayrz lyfez lyke Kitteh. Prittee
mutchz duz wutz dayz wantz
BEEG Cheezburgrz doant’z
aksz 4 mutch. Az lawrjj az dayz
arz, dayz doan’tz habz 2
Jack.
yay jack!
teh hotel we stayd at dis weekend for my hubby’s wurk meetings iz akshully a former spanish land-grant ranch. it’s still owt in teh open spaces; most ob teh land haz bin turned to glof corses, but tehy haz a fyoo areas fenced off an haz cows tehr!! purely for dekoratib purposes, but still, iz reel cowz! and tehy just stands tehr an eets (tehy gets teh same grass as teh glof corses do) an drinks water an stands in teh shade frum teh big trees an poops. tehy haz evreefing tehy watns right tehr, an haz a happy life.
Ahhh…..bucolic lief….ai wantz it!
Dis be classik “Oh, S##T!” moment……
*Run, kitteh, RUN!*
Ai kiep wunnerin about deh outcume.
Halp! Cheezburger can has ME!
Is pic en Soviet Russia?
hahahahhahhahah oh my god i love this
Unprocessed cheezburger has teh skary pointy ends!
I fink cheezburger has an angree! Run, kitteh, run!
Is teh Revenge uv teh Cheezburger!
Found da bef… werz da grill?!
Teh poor kitteh is almost bein nommed by teh cheezburger!
Beef iz NOT fur dinnerz!
That just looks epic…
Cow is nootrishush!!!!111oneeleven!
Dat kitteh luks liek mah kitteh!! Eksep mah kitteh is ftr. Mah kitteh just gets ftr evry dai!
moooooooo