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Naow open majik box and gib me tunas
creemed tuna. Wif crunchies onna tawp.
Okey get me off dis ting!!!
ohai, wrr, congrates onna nawt sekkond tawp spot !
ai bringed yoo a prezzie:
a charmin, nawt poly-tikle storee mai pyooter did da translatin, sew is funnee 2c what doesnt translate:
http://www.translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vg.no%2Fnyheter%2Futenriks%2Fpresidentvalg-2008%2Fartikkel.php%3Fartid%3D527005&hl=en&ie=UTF-
Fanks, iz mai nawt sekkond nawt sekkond eber.
We can do the conga dans?
And hab martoonis?
reely???
den speshul congra west river rats to u WRrat!
wot flavr martoonie wud u like?
I has moved on to tokillya.
WP has driven me to dwink.
Kan Haz a tokillya martooni?
WP gud at dat.
wun tokillya martini comin up!
*pours tokillya over ice, squuez ov lime, shayke shayke*
*dribbles touch of blue aguave in bottom of glass and around the rim, veriilit salt powder is dusted awn the rim *
*pores martoonie*
ENJOY Westie!
W00t, w00t!!!! u kin hab wuteber dansing and drinkingz u want!!
*starts deh Conga lion
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*Conga, conga, conga,
*Conga ober tu deh lounge adn makingz deh martooneez.
Wut flabor duz u liking?? I b parshul tu deh chokklit martooneez, msef.
*mixxee, mixeee, pour pour.
Cheez!!
Joynez Conga-lion behine cwenmj!
;
Conga, conga, conga!
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Congratz to yoo, West_River_rat! An yur cuzzinz, teh 12 Dansing Conga Ratz ar dansing fur yoo too!!! An they ar awl smiling at yur grate Nawt Second!
Is there such a fing?
Well if not there shud be!
*pours a tokillya sunrise martoonie for WRrat and take a nother for hurself*
cheez!
Hi there, visible leeza-b, prowd inbentor ov teh leeza-b syndrome!
*Has a flashback childhood memory of those visible man and visible woman anatomy kits. Responsible for straight A’s in biology, maybe, but now the memory induces a little shudder.*
Huh? O, nuffing…I wuzzn’t finkin nuffin.
Gud to see yu, leeza-b. I hopes all teh prollems r nao solbed.
noes… I has never had a problem posting from homes.
Just werks.
Today SOME of my commints were visibul, but you knows… part of teh syndroom, when ur invisibul, is u can’t tell wot peeple sees if no one replies to ur commint.
*pondurs*
And its not liek I can keep askin ‘do u see me now’?
Anyways, the ones that showed up, seemed like they didn’t become visibul until abowt 30 minnuts after I posted.
Tomorrows… I fink I may try to open a hotmale acct and try wif a noo name. wth.
oh and *schmoos* to u blonde in bloo!!
*wonders if tehy has hotmales at teh NB*
schmoos bakk to yu!
I am all for hotmales at teh nawty barn…
I am all for hotmales a liddle closer to hoam.
For teh neggst cuppla weeks, I’ll only rarely be here…am driving my parents on tehir annyual migrayshun souf, and will stay wif dem lawng enuff to ge them settled in.
I’ll have lappytop wif me, but nat teh uninterrupted time for gud cheezplay.
Hope u haz a gud trip!! Schmooz!!
Fank yu, mai cween! Menny gudnesses wisht tu yu nd Richard on aal yur trabbels.
has a gud trip booklion/blonde in bloo!!!
hopefully when u get bak, I’ll be bak.
:snerk: den u kin b ignord twiyst az much!!
*snerk*
so mj u cans has teh most frends that don’t really meen anyfing, and I can has the most posts that don’t meen anyfing!
but well… maybee teh frend thing isnot so meeningless anymores. I HAS been able to send messages thru my profile.
Tru. deh frenz duz haz a use after awl!! I meen deh ICHC frend thingy. not dat real frenz duzn’t hab usez.
ohai cweenie…….. yew mite wanna czech yer IRL mail soooon
Oky doky!!1!!
*wunderz wut it kud b.
Prolly sumfing gud. Mebbee
Avacadoez
Baskitz uf biskitz
Capshuned kittehz
Dansing penguinz
E…
hmmmmmmm *ruh roh*
teh cween haz ohai hopes!!!
is jus sumfin cyoot jus fur yew!!!
elefuntz wif pom poms
funky dancin shoes
glenda teh gud witch’s wand
h….
hovercraft
irish kawfee
Jell-o wif froot in it
Karmel Korn
L….
Elebenty Cheezburgers
FLoofee Cheezpeeps Blankit
Gushifuds
Huge manatees
I…
Elicitations by faux-nigerian bankers
Floofly pix
Goggies in submissive poses.
H.
I give up, just flat give up.
Don’t give up, dan!!
Hawt gogs
Itty bitty kitteh committee
Jello wif sparkees
K…
Kittehz!!!
Lionz!!
Manateez (huge)
Nomz
O……
OREOS!!!
popsicles (melting in teh pakij…….. oops)
questionabul ingredienz
r………
Ratz dansdandan da conga
Shiney dangly fings
Tremendous Fishee tacos
U….
Unimajinablolee huge manateez
Veree delishuz nomz
W….
It could be curtains…or dishes…
or a double boiler,
But it could be…somethin’ special….
JUUUSSSTT FOORRRR MEEEE!!!11!!!
ooooh curtins!!! (wif or wifout teh rod??)
Itz deh
Wellz Fargo Wagon!!! FTW!!!
Xstraw goodeez
Y??? Y not??
Zee end.
OSSIM, Ur Majesty!!!!! Nawt just teh win, butt teh Sekrit Skware!!! Teh connection wif W was unintentionolol frum teh writer!!!!!
But, but, but it wuz sew perfict!!!
how kud it b unintenshunlol??
I went frum commint at top of list aobut IRL mail an teh song came to mai hed, so I went to teh end of teh list an writed it. Didnt luk at teh lolfabet, rly!
And i lub deh littlol Ron Howard sing ging
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O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin’ now,
I don’t know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin’ for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump’n thpethyul
Just for me!
.
I haz a eerwurm.
Sry, Mai Cween. (I haz wun too an itth thpitting – EWWWW.)
Datz funny!! I like deh translayshning. Almost az gud az LOl speek.
wut does dis have to do wif the kitteh pikture?
but u don’t has to steel them kitteh, I’s giving them away!
Up hai!
Okeh, hang awn a sekkund….
::jump jump::
Daon lo!
Sownds lyke kitteh Calvin:
“I nawt on cownter. I jumpin up to fridge, see?
I nawt on cownter again. I jumpin down frum fridge, see?
I cant helps it if I seez nommy bits on cownter – Iz just passin throo.”
I hadded a cat like dat. Seh kud jumping silentlee ontu deh kownter, but madeda big THUMP! wen she jumped bak down.
AMON AMARTH!
I’m glad someone else noticed that…
\m/!
ob corse wii kan ! special- jest fur uoo, wrr !
(sparkysmom runs up to wrr, and grabs um…hur? him? oh hell, whoo kares !
arown da waist)
an heer wi go!
wonna, tewah, tree, kik !
wonna, tewah, tree, kik !
an heers da martoonie tew ! hold inna won hand an b beri karful widda kiken !
o ai wuz da furst 2 raet it!
Nu beer here just good clean fun and juice fer minors!
and tuna for kittehs!
an cheezburgers an hot gogs an chiken an flying noms!
now u’v done it!
I has a hungree.
Guess I better eet dinner b4 it’s time for beds.
Flying nomz???
*flashbak tu Sally Fields*
*envizhunz cheezburgerz wif blak dresses adn wite wingz*
*takez nap*
Flying nomz. iz dat teh burdee?
=3 Yep!
=D Dat’s efin bettah den what I was finking about!
lookz like he wanted to gib the kitteh a hi5!
i’m on yer frigerater nommin yer hidden snakz!!
*ohai-five*
ohai-V tu u!!
ohai……….. msj up abuv tew yew, ms okie!!
ohai-V be teh live long and prospurr sign!
Well, i wuz thinking uv deh romun nomerlol, but I can live wif dat.
yes, live long… and, oh nebber mind.
I has to get to beds.. nite nite mj!
Hopes 2 c u tomorrows…
*hopes*
if ai ketch yew, LB, ai haz maded yew a lol on yer profyle!! nite nite
Why yoo wanting to katch LCB? Has her fallin down again?
*tukz cheezpeep map rownd L-B so she b surrownded by
*Cheezpeepz lubbz awl nite.
Schmooz!!
purrrrrrrrrrz n hedbonks fur sweeeeet dreeems
Nite-nite awl. Sweet dreeems.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sputter sputter……..hmmmmmmmmmm????
oh yesh, yew tew hunny
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Im at ur partee….stealin ur hi-fivs!
Pawrtee Kitteh knoez
wayrz awll t3h guuud stuffz iz. Himz
deesydez hoo getz wut
Pawrtee Kitteh coodz
beez oapenz 2 byrburree,
butz brybez muss beez BEEG!
Pawrtee Kitteh froaz
grayt pawrteez 4 Hewminz andz
t3h Hewminz’ Kittehz
Pawrtee Kitteh habz
Katznipz so guuuud, Kittehz getz
awff knoezeengz itz dayr
Jack.
ahhh, gud times, gud times….
PARRRRTAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! WOOOOT!
D00d, did u bring mah ‘nip?
ALLLLLRRIIITE!!!!
LES GITZ IT STARDID,HUH!
LES GITZ IT STARDID IN HEYRE!
I goes an gitz teh hookah!!
oh man call teh kitteh babes!
I hopes dey in heet!!!
HI FIVEZ!!! ur.. pawses!!
Sumbuddy frow a bukkit a wadder on Melissa!!!
Shez ben in deh nip agin!!
splooooooooooooooooooosh!!!
ohai Melissa…… *hopes ai warmed itup enuff*
*Handz Melissa a towel and a hare dryer.
Aifinkso melissa waz hoppin dah YNG Fyremans wood brings de bukkit a wadder.
Haz dis q pond fur teh NB. 50% off ennyfing in teh barnz.
*wisspurrs* pssst Cweenie, is herz otay? seh issnt responding…
I finkso tu much nip.
plz tu kawlling 9 elebentee.
I b making shur she b warm untill dey gitting heer.
*Tukz Melissz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
pssssssst, dew yew noes teh nombrrrr fur 911?
Doan needz tu call dem.
I haz teh shinee keyz to teh amberlance heer.
Shud Ai turns on teh sparklees and the scairdy sireens?
ohai WRR, we wuz tawkin at teh sayme tyme
duz yew has teh keys tew dis ‘mergencie mobile?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2110261
Not dat won. Iz just a volnteer. We only haz liddle mergency mobile!
oooh oooh, ai finkso LCB haz iton speeedo dyol!!! herz wud be more dan happitail tew cawl dem (mebbe dey can stop bai her plais after)
oh fankoo.
blankee nice n floolfee n warmz.
nintee elebenntee nawt needez.
BUT……
A blodee maree ( for my deer departed auntee Mary wud be nice.)
Dat’s nawt to depraveded is it???
I jus liek dem dat’s awl.
Metefor nawt intendid.
Glad tu see u not needing deh pair o medikz.
*handz Melizza a bloody [nawt awntee] mary
nom nom sluuuuurp….
perfick!
I can has ‘nother?
plz??
Purtee plz???
Ur not driving tunite r u? no? i didnt’ fink so. ok, heer, u kin take deh hole pitcher.
YAY!!! No I drove 2 owers befoar i gotz home so it’s awl gud!!!
BTW, Eben tho i wuz raysed dere,
Teh Appalaichan Mountenz r beeuotimus rite nao!!
wot part of teh Apps?
Iz in NC. Dey’s just reechin peek in teh high elevashuns, ifinkso.
Shamalamaa….
Shamalamaa deen dong!
Ya put teh ooo maw maw
Back into mah smi i ile
That is why.. That is whi ii
You are my shub n diddy dooo
YEAH!!!
Otis day and teh Knights!
Otis! My man!
*crickets*
HAW!!!!
do u mind if we danse wif yo dates?
K g’nites gotsa gitz up nice n surlee!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to u guise!
U wil alwais fynd mee in teh kichen at parteez
high-five those kitteh paws
Urleeur toodai ai saw an article about websites to go to awn your “free time” awn MSN.com. ICHC was teh main topic nda tehy splained wut ICHC was nda sed we wer wierd urr sumfin. Ai went to check teh article agen butt eet b gawn…..
onlee weird if you not no kittehs.
I saw dat tuu. *sigh* deh rest uv deh whirrld just duzn’t unnerstanding us.
But az long az wii haz ee chudder, it b ok.
Dat iz da troot an ai no it!! Dat duuude doan no nuffin abowt kittehs oar kitteh peeps.
it iz raining. a cold, drizzley mizerblol rain. it rushez down deh gutterz uf deh d’Beeker Labz adn splashingz owt into deh parking lot. Deh nitewatchman b waring himz brite yello slikker. He wawkz frew Cheezland shining himz flashlite in2 awl deh dark kornerz.
At deh d’Beeker Labz he notisses a delivvree truk bakked up tu deh loading door. Wen he approachez, he seez dat Igor iz unloading deh truk. He haz a stak uv boxez on deh 2-wheeler adn rollingz it in2 deh Lab. Deh truk pullz away, itz hedlites reflekting off deh puddlolz.
Deh nite watchman followz Igor into deh Labz, dripping water on deh balk adn white chekkerbord linoleum floor. Igor rollz deh boxez into an elevader and deh doors sliding shut behind him. Deh elevader lites blink az deh elevader goes down, down, down.
Suddenlee a skreetching sownd ekkoz frew deh Labz. Deh hairs on deh bak uv dhe nite watchmanz nek stand on end.
A crack ob litening lites up teh sky…………. revealing clearly…….
a blonde in bloo rifling frew deh desk uv d’Beeker. but since deh nite watchman b following Igor, he duzn’t seeing her.
Deh elevader haz desended tu deh deepest part of deh Labz. Wen
Igor exited deh elevader, deh doorz closinged on hims rite foot, u noez deh wun wif deh gout. He screeminged in pain. Himz screemz b wut ekkod up deh elevader shaft.
.
Deh nite watchman b going down deh stairz, liseening to deh skreemz uv agony emanating frum deh depthz.
meenwyle deh blonde in bloo haz fownded sumfing adn b taking it owt uv d’Beekerz desk.
Deh nitewatchman reechez deh bottom level and seez Igor, himz foot still clamped in deh elevader door. He startz tu helping Igor wen he notissez dt wun uv deh boxes be slitelee opun and sumfing be crawling owt. It lukz like……..
tiny tendrilz creeping, creeping creeping…
*runz in sirkulz waving handz wildlee
I’m almost certain I know that guy……….
Bed tyme. Ur on ur own wif the dark adn drizzlee nite.
G’nite. {{Cheezpeepz}}
see yew layter, cweenie!!!
good night, Johnboi. G’night jamamakityy, i aer creeping off to sleep now, two.
nice tew see yew!!
Would be funnier if it stuck to the original theme – “I’m in yur base, highfiving all yur d00ds.”
dude man, illll party
Im on yer fridg, aproovin’ yer musical tastes
\m/
Amon Amarth FTW!
Lolcat aproovs moosical tastes.
\m/
da man and da kitteh – they makes frenz! so nices!
I have that exact same fridge. Same nasty mustard yellow color and everything.