If yurz gettin up, I’d luv anudder beer.
If yurz gettin up, I’d luv anudder beer.
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Bud no rush
i can wait. but you are going, rite?
i mean, yu got nuttin bettah to dew.
speakin o dew, you got any Mowntin Dew? I need a pikmeup.
Yew wantz a Mowntin Dew AND a beer? Yer gonna be in teh liddur bawkz awl nite!
well, if you brings da chips, the salt will halp.
Wut kind uv chips shud ai get?
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Avocado
BBQ
Chipotle
D…
Dill pickle
Extra cheezy
Fried nawt bak ked
G…
Garlik & erb
Horseradish
I kint fink uv ennyfing dat starts wif “I”
J…
Jal-o-peen-oes
KitKat bars (kittehs fav!)
Lyme fur deh marjareetahs
M…
Mouse
Nacho cheez
Onion dipz fur da chips
Pepperoni
Q…
Mango salsa (fur dippin teh chips)
Nacho Cheez
Old-fashund kettle chips
P…
Potty toe
Quince
Ripples
Saur creems
T…
Peppercorm
Quick-fryed
Rosted veggie
Salmon
Tommy toe
U have some mores
V…
Vinayger and Pepper
White Onion
Yello cheez
Zamboniiiiiiiiiiii!
yum, if i wer t3h kitteh, id get t3h zamboni flavr!
zamboni, i fot taht wuz i skreem wif weerd kinda nuts an
frooty fings in it.
Potty toe!!!??? Eeeeewwww!!!
An nun uv dat “lite” beer junk, plz.
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Oh — an mebbe sum chips?
Adn kud u run tu deh store adn git mii sum smokez? adn beef jirkeez? oh, ya, adn doze cheezee poofz, tew, yoo noez, deh wunz I likez?? Fanks, ur a doll.
doan fergit deh poark rynds!
Ohai, I kud uz a peenitbutr sammish pliz. an’ sum milkz. Um, wif a little karramul surrip ins it? kthx!!
O Hai, Elfi! Hao iz yew? Lawng tiem, no seez!!!
Milk wif karramul surrip sowndz yummeh. Bet it wud be gud in teh sammish azwell.
*droolz just finkin uv caramel*
Ohai!! I’s doin’ priddy gud.
I still hazza +… so we’s at 6 weekz nao.
Tryin’ to eet teh gud fuuds an’ milks an’ stuff.
We did tie-dyes obbur teh weekenz! I tie-dyd sum behbeh wunzeez an sum big t-shurts whut I can swimz in rite nao… but I axpek dat sumdae mehbee dey bees a littl tyte on meh.
Ohai,{{{{{{Elfie}}}}}}} duz dat sownd liek gud nyewz fur yu ina fyew munfz? Haop it goze gud dis tiem wif no problemz, Dint du tydy arown heer ina lawng tiem . iz funz. yu taikz gud care. ai hab tu goze tu kichun naow .
congarats, elfi! best wishes 2 u n hubby.
{{{elfi}}} {{{elfiz +}}} {{{elfiz huzbin}}}
O fankooz guyz. We’s got onlee wun purrsin we nawt telld… Huzbin’s mumma… She wuz so axcytid lass tym an’ when it endid she had teh sad, an’ I had teh sad… an so I don’ wanna tell her unless it bees a gud fing, u kno? I veree konsurnd abowt such fingz. But dam I wunna tellz hur SO BAD. But we gunna wate ’til teh + showz up on teh snor-a-gram an’ den taek pikshur an’ den sendz it to hur in teh snaelmayle in a birfdae kard ‘kuz her birfdae iz in teh Juun 11. Is varee possibul she git noo birfdae frend.
I problee sae sumfing laik “ohai, we’s broke so we coodn’t aford teh stoar-bot birfdae prezzent… we gibs u somefin’ home-made insted.”
ooo. dat sew kewt!!
I sendin u teh best juju I can muster elfi. good luk wif eberyting.
Yu ar, rilii, ryte? Naow. Ryte???
Beer meh — den moov cuz yer in teh way.
U maekz a beddur door den a window.
…yur a pane but i can’t see fru yu.
*snerk* Aiz gunna haz to use dat wun!
ohello, kitty! you no i wuzn’t talkin bout you in the “pane” comment, rite?
LOL — uv coarse! Itz teh kitteh talkin to teh beer-getter!!!
OMGZ!!1!! Sumbody snapt a picxture of ME, and I don’t meen mah kitteh! Dey even herd wut I sed!
yah. dere’s a hidden camera in yr TB.
D< Why Ai do awl teh wurk round here?
Cuz yer teh wun wif teh fumz?
Hard to getz or opun a beer wif no fumz, yew noez.
Well, if yoo wants me tu git beer, massag mah bakk furst? *getz lazee*
Getz himz durnk an den snorgle himz tummi? It seems so rong. But luk. Belly floof! Sucha moral delemma.
Mite nawt needz teh beer to getz a snorgle, aifinkso. Kitteh may liek teh belleh-rub wen sobur!
Chek owt mah lolz, peeps?
Um, wow! U haz a lawt of lols!
D: I kill thred?
neber say die. jest suppers n homewerk/housewerk time, i guess…
=D Yay! *purrs and rubs up against objects wif luv*
nvm
sprawling-techneek learned frum watchin goggies…
YAYEE!1 thanx nightshayde! *maeks cheezburger rain on night*
And when u gets back wif my beer, would u come change here and press teh buttin on teh remote 4 me?
*heddesk*
Did u meen this buttun on my bwacelett??
*presses red buttun*
*LCB is transported to NB*
Ooh! YNGs! Firemans! Thx, leeza!
tell them I sed ohai!!
HAI ppls im bak!
dfrinnt lookup cuz i am furget ful an fogot mai passwurd. butt i am bac 2 rul again! holy crud i need to maek more lolz!!
Oh hai, sara!! ware u ben???
drinkin teh beer.
more lolz iz dansies and drinkies all awound!
Iz funneh! maj catsie nevah like beers! dun wanna hav him sik xD
I think I may have caught the invisibility disease from leesa-b. Can anybody see me?
yep.
Wile ur up, dis kitteh wans a beer too! Srsly! Wants!