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goggie iz deh prowblm!
Conga rats j2k. Ai had teh dreddid branefreez!
Iz hawrd tew beet u! fanks foar deh conga rats! Danses ebbeebuddee?
Ai noze. ai cudnt beleeb it nd hab tu luk awai in shok. nd wut? she sez she nawt dribe car nd cutz hur oan hare? nd wut awl els? Iz a maizeingz
u talk relly weirddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! r u a cat
Goggie about to meet pointee endz, aifinkso. Kitteh is picking spot now.
This dogs looks like the cat just molested him!!! haha
Iffn u stop watchin u’ll see….. Er…
snerk…….
Oh Hai LadyMondegrene!!!
Iz deh fyrez bai u? Oar duz dey beeing tu deh norf?
Ohai, [[[[[cween]]]]]] no no fyrz heer but sum in souf and in Sanfransnisco bay awn angel iland. In may nd june wuz klosur tu heer nd wuz bad air nd skaryness. Dat wuz urlee in da sezun fur dem tu strat so ai fawt wud hole stait burning upz bai naow. Den uvvur plaisez wur habbing tu muxh ranez nd wy cudnt dey maik it cum heer nd awl be beddur? Maibe yu kin drekt da wevvur frum yur bublol?
Ha!! u b over estimating mai powerz!! I b glad u b owt uv deh fyereez fur now. Tew bad dat dehere musting 2 b deh wildfyrez. Dey b skeeree, datz fur shur. Wii had a cupple kloze tu uz dis summer tew. Up in flamez — do not want.
*sob* Yu lieks him better than me!
Wai yu bring teh ebil intu teh houz?
dis carpet is fugly
U needs 2 hire Us to recodecorate
Ur home
kthx
fluffy and fido
an WUT iz wif diz chayr? DO NOT WANT
the decor hasn’t changed in elbenty yearz it lookz like
Donut eber leev teh howse agin, plz!!!!
he pways wif mah teddy su cutely dat it must be EBIL!!!!1
Ai sendz u aut 4 hotdogz adn U cum bakc wif sharpee pointee endz Kitteh?!
Hoo, mee? ai’z nawt ebil! ai’z awlwaez kyoot adn kuddly! lolz!
Werdycnan!! I hazn’t seeinged u much latelee. {{{N1P}}}
Skool keeping u bizzy??
skewl, adn odder fings. ai needz tew get bak awn heer moar oftun. lolz!
Just covering my bases, hope all y’all understand…but that there caption is my intellectual property blah blah blah… But I have a BIG HAPPY to be front page again! *snoopy dance*
Congradulashinshins!
Dis calls fur a super SUPER SUPAH!!! CELEBRASHUNS!
What song and drink? No alcohol, fink of teh minors. *ish 17*
Concatshoelaces, Winnie-Wonka!
concats! WW
Yay!!! I duz a happee dans fur u Winnie!! Conga ratz fur making deh frunt page.
**dans, dans, dans**
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I siyninged ur petishun. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/petition/739878817
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fur doze uv u wut duzn’t noeing bowt it, dis b a petishun asking the staff of Pet Holdings, Inc. to please DO SOMETHING about deh userz who has made so many people unhappy bai delibritlee copeeing uzzer peepz lolz.
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I feel dat dis b a nimportint issue. Delibrit copying uv sumone elzez LOL b a violashun uv deh spirit of deh ICHC site. wii gitz no muneyz fur ower lolz. Awl wii gitz is pride uv ownership. If dat b taken away, wii haz nuffing.
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I just chekked and dere b 94 signatures. I inkurrij awl mai frenz tu siyning dis petishun.
fank u, mai cween! ai wuz jest abowt to payst in teh msg iz bin sendin but yoo is on top ovvit! *hugs* yoo da bestest!
{{{WW}}} After awl, ower onlyest rule iz tu playing nise!! Peepz steeling uzzer peepz braynez is most definitlee NOT playing niyse. I haz spended tew much tyme putting peepz braynez bak in dere hedz tu let sumwun b steeling dem!!
I be happy to sign, but does dis meen teh peeps in my house cant wail, “You has betrayd my tiny trust!” evrytime we don’t gettings owr way? (with 2 preteen girls, we has a lot of tiny trust betrayal goin’ on.)
kwoting iz gud.
plagerizing iz bad.
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Dis can b a gud discushun rownd the dinner table wif child wrenz. Speshlee az it relatez tu skool werkz. And internet cheetingz. I heer dere b lotza dat. It gibs mii a sad. originality adn inventiveness iz tu b incourijed. If peepz noez u b kwoting, even if u don’t member hoo u kwoting, dat b ok. But tu pretend u b deh witty wun hoo thot it up, dat is a form uv steeling. Wii haz awl at wun point kwoted a lion frum a tv show even tho wii don’t noe hoo roting deh lion.
**lukz rownd. hopz down of soapbox.
Amen, amen! Huzzah for teh Cween!
(goez off to sign petition and praktis makin teh yello fayses)
*claps wildly*
BRAVO!!!!! Well sed, hur madgestee!!!
Nd nubuddee steled it dis tiem. conga ratz!
Ai signed! Ifn ai sees Guitar_Man or uvvers liek him, mai bery, bery sharp poynty fings r cumming owt! *Kitteh slashed da ayr wif her paws* RRRRoowwwwrrrr! Ifn sumwuns copied mai arts eben nawt copeerited, no matter wut kinda art, DAT is steeling! *Kitteh slashes da ayr agin* *kitteh tayl is twitching madly*
Iz wut mai pointee to shuz ar fur tu. Yu fink ai wair dat kined fur funz? Kloggeez ar fur funz. wun deze daiz ai putz it awn da grma abatar.
WW,
Good on! I laffted coz the kat rilly is eebil when nobuddy’s arond.
I just posted a coupla LOLz that may interest you. (If the Q&A one offends you wimmens, I’ll take it down.) But I thought you’d appreciate the point.
Also posted the petition link in my profile.
Shurz it is….
Twitchyz to HappyCat, the dog knows….
If Ah gibs hims corms and elebenty cheezburgers, da puppehs wil b returnded unharmed.
Oh, an nawt tells polices.
Or Ceiling Cat.
No dawgz. NO DAWGZ. PLIIZ!!!
Perfect expressions on the both of them!
ohai.
iz i visibul?
U iz visibul.
{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}
Leeza-b!! {{{LB}}} glad tu seeing u. R u glad 2 b seen?? Ov korse u r!!
omg. this is teh weerdest thing.
I can post from home, but not from werks.
I had such a frustrated all day!!!
where was U gone?
we be getting mysterious messajis
bout Ur whereabouts
{{{{Leeza-B}}}} glad to haz U bak!
I has been emailing wif teh cheesez abowt it.
I has a worry, that it’s something my werks did… r there anywon waring a geek wpoi hat out there?
*sigh*
*crikets chirp*
I’m not used to being heer at nite.
Seems like not too manny people r heer at this time.
*britens*
But maybe tehy’re all eeting dinner!
I’ll go has dinner too, and come bak after to checks.
I b bak. I wanderz in adn owt alla timez. sumpfing tu chek if u hazzn’t awlreddy. have ur puuter at werk nomming awl ur wp cookeez (if u haz a wp akkownt) adn ur ICHC cookeez. Wut u may do, iz making a new emayo (like frum yahoo or gmail or hotmail) and commint using it in deh emayo address line in deh commint box.
fanks mj, and fanks for ur email befores.
I did try an aol accowt I has and that didn’t werk.
But we sees wot happens tomorrows, and maybe I tries a gmale or hotmale. They bof sound gud!!
oh, duz u haz deh ICHC profile??? chekk deh emayo address listed on dat. Mebbe u shud logging owt uv dat, tu.
adn wen u logginz in, make sur awl deh emayo addresses u b uzing in deh commint box and deh ICHC log in, etc. b deh same.
u know I has an ICHC profile my cween… u is my frend! LOL
Hmmm… I will check that but I onlee ever uses my werk emayo address. I only tried the aol one today cuz I was disparate.
But I will remembers that if I’m forced to open a noo emayo account bc of stoopy werdpress.
BTW I did hear from a friend who works at Microsawft, he sed it was highly unlikely this was caused by my werks, most likely teh ICHC website be hinky. Wotta shokker!
*paws tu eech side uv face like deh Home Alone kid*
Deh ICHC website b hinky??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
u kin awlso axe ur IT peeps eff dey instaylld a neu fyrwawl, sumtymes dat iz deh problim…an eff so, mebbe dey kin awllow u tew ax-ses diz syte!
If U buy dem pitsa dey be more suse..amen…licklee to sez yes.
Sai gudbai goggie! Wii gets ridda da probablem heer. Nao!
Nuu!!!! Git councilling! Goggie maek gud kitteh bed fur kitteh. Iz very warm!
Gotta poynt kitth1ihazit! Goggie! Nu job! U r nao warm kitteh bed…cold winter cumming! Spring…den mehbeh wii sees.
R yoo nawt a tru kitteh? DD As mah unkle awlways sayz.
Kittehz awlways liek warmness! Teh warm, teh better as mah unkle awlways sayz. Why iz mah stuff gettin cut off?
Congrats WinnieWonka, youse gave us manyz laffs-n-purrs! Goggie looks likz
mgz am a deds dawg; kitteh lookz lyk ceeling cat reinpurrznated 
i haz loled. that iz all
goggie looks abuzed
goggie wil go mad, like an aminal at the rong end of a Warner Bros kartoon
That dog looks so skinny!
POOR GOGGIE! BAD KITTEH! BAD!
i iz daering u to stop watching! behold teh evil kitteh!
kitteh looks evil wif teh eyes
Feed the cat, Feed even more to the dog and paint/clean your home, then maybe you should spend some time on the net!!!!!