now take a deep, cleansing breath
now take a deep, cleansing breath and slowly slide your front paws forward
picture: Romeow. lol caption:
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Yoga kitteh!
Doorstop: yer doin it rong!
Hey! That’s Romeow! Hurray!
oh yes it ar Romeow!
Gud fur yoo Maus!!!! Ai offen
dont luk!! An menee felicitayshuns awn yur VERREE precise nawt second!!
ROMEOW DID THE PICKCHUR AND THE CAP!!1 YAY!! >
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But hao wunderful!!! Our OWN deer ROMEOW!!!
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LUK EBREEWUN!!!
ow wow!! yay romeow!!!
Oh my goodness!!!
I can’t beleef iz troo! Diz iz mah La Luz kitteh! I doan kno hoo catshuned it.
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Iz so funneh cuz I put dis pic up fur onwee bout a haff hour. I waz putting up otter pics, and I didn’t fink dis won was so grate, akshully. Waz taekin wif mah fone camera, and La Luz wasn’t brushed owt. So, I took the pic off.
Wat a wunnerful surprize to see her on teh front page! I neber in mah life fot dat one ov mah bebehs wud be on teh front page!
*duz an xtra speshul happy danse*
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Fank yew to hooeber caem up wif teh catshun.
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I habn’t read teh rest ov teh comments yet…but let meh sai dat La Luz iz mah nawt second “round” kitteh, and she iz on a diet. OK, let teh comments fly!
KonKatULayShunz, Romeow!!! Adn deh lubblee La Luz wif deh snorgulishez belleh fluff!!
Tell La Luz that Ant LCB sez “Round is a shape.”
Fanks LCB - La Luz and Romeow boff feel better, nao.
Conga rats awn ur beeyouteaous kitteh being awn teh front pag. Eye wood liek 2 snorgul awl her floofiness. She iz lubbely kitteh aifinkso.
Oh fanks, big-gladys!
La Luz iz a thinker kitteh. Sumtiems, I fink she’s smrter den meh.
Mah TJ, in mah avatar iz a doofus kitteh. Awl hims finks bout iz teh next fun fing.
Ommmmmmmmm, concratz Maus onna tawp spawt! An Carosue an Valesa foar a brayde! What r wii doin theez dayze foar drinkz and danzin?
ZF! Good to see you! How about a polka!
*Grabs ZK and twirls her around*
Aannnd….
♫♫♫
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
♫♫♫
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫♫
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
♫♫♫
*hic* huff puff I hazznt had a polka that gud sins I wuz 25! Fankyew foar teh danse, Mausie!
Yer welcum. So… you hasnt polka-ed since last week? That’s not so long…
BUT. Hooz thsi “ZK” u iz dancin wif, eh??
ohai, ZF! So glad to c yu!
Haz yu met KCTailkinker yet? Also a fren ov teh floot.
Ohai booklion!!!!!!!!!! No, I hazznt met menny noo cheezpeepz– nawt been heer foar awyle! The moar flootz teh bedderer, sez I
We haz missed yu, zf! Yu haz bin awai too long.
Awwwwwww…..I haz missded ebberywun heer tew. I will try tew be bakk moar, Ifinksoyes!
Sry. My incompe… umcampe… bad typing. Let me show you it.
Jumpin in wif a meesij from leeza-b. She iz inbisible again tuday, and finks she haz been blokked frum posting at work. She sends her bestest to evverbuddy here,
nd if ennywun haz ideas about a reskew mission, please to post!
*vrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmpurrrrrrrrrrrr*
*jaguar pulls to a stop on a darkened street*
*door opens*
*swayve, yet somhow familiar figyur steps out*
*dressed all in black*
*removes black duffel bag from trunk*
zipppp.
hmm, lets see.
grappling hook … check
nylon rope … check
crossbow … check
semiautomatic automatic semi … check
sordid rubber masks … check
rubber chicken? wtf?
martooni shaker … check
knight to queens bishop 4 .. check
hmmm
ok, we’z ready. reskew mission underway
Leeza! We mus sabe hurr!
yes yes! we must saves her b4 teh inbivisibilitee turns her into nawt ther at awl. !
ile help provide teh distrackshun!
Let me know if I can help! I wouldn’t have anyone to
pestertalk to if Leeza wasn’t here…Ai gets ninga sute tu. Au can coem wif?
frum yer abatar, yew alreddy has teh ninjasoot. Here. Take this bag wif … letz see … big rubber bands, baseball bat, fruit bat *flap flap flap* hey watch out!! , dozen bananananana peels, and sordid instruments of burglary (we needs LCB for this mission)
*♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫*
*Provydez lowd pinkolo* moosik tew disstrakt teh meaniez who iz holdin Leeza hostaje*
*Pinkolo: sordid WMD, er, instrument ob mass, er, distrakkshun
Ai lieks da rudder bans!
*shows you da shootin skillz*
*hits fruitie bat in da hed*
*wach him sprial down*
Dis gret fun!
ohai guiz… fanks so much for teh reskew efforts.
I has been emailn the cheesez but so far no lucks.
I had one commint slip thru late afternoon, and nufffin else.
But for some reeson, I can commint from home.
Anyways I was reedin ur efforts and going I’M HEER!!!
But no one cud see me.
*sniff*
Hope they figures it owt soon.
I lefted a msg for maus but he didn’t see it yet…
But- do any of u offishul geek wpoi-waring guiz think my werks could do something to prevent me from comminting?? Or do u think it’s just werdpress??
*waves* tu hers gud cheezfren leeza-b.
Fanks fur da updat booklion!
Leeza-b, ai has a sad 4 u dat u again cannawt partissipayt in teh comminting fun. Ai trooly hopez teh reskew mishun is zakessful.
ai fink tyes uv moer den two be hear-bye noen az “con-Cat-in-a-shuns”
Ai’s bac from trip an redee tu play wif my cheezfrens fur a littel bits
Oh hai, midnightsdeer! Is nice 2 C u again. How r u doin?
Ai very gud upfi! Fanks! Mai tu kittehs dey r very happi ai coem hoem frum mah trips! How iz awe da fings aroun hear?
Ohai midnightsdeer! I haz tew go nao, but happytayle tew see u!
Ew has a Happy Cat Day!
and don’t forget to relax your tail and breathe
Conga rats awn ur nawt-sekkung braid wif carosue and teh intrepid Valesa, Remy’s wunnermus caretayker. Wot wud u laik 4 sillybrashun? Sum Germun beer? Umptah moosic? Or sumfink moar refined?
*luks at Maus eggs pect antly*
*sownd ov eggz peckin in bakkgrownd*
*cue orfstayje antz*
*giglol* Dis is nawt quite wot ai had in mynd … but wot a lubberly imadgeenashun u has, zauberflolute!
Reminds me of an old cartoon (probably Tex Avery or Warner Bros) where the ants carry off an entire picnic, inclusing IIRC the people.
I bin lookin awn u-toob an awl I found was “Ant Pasted (1952) Warner Brothers”
Nommessdai. Teh nu dai ob teh weeek.
Until you falls on yer face
Teh cat vurshun of *headdesk*?
and iffn yu falls into a leefy thing- iz kalld a *faseplant*
That’s Remy! Since he can’t use his back legs, he’s always sitting up like that! Too cute!
Ohai, Valesa. Schmoos to yu and Remy.
Valesa, wii cahn hav Remy updayte? Haow iz he (an u) coping? *Shmoos 2 Remy*
yesh, ink wiring mynz wanna noes…
BuddhaCat
rub belleh fer luck
iffn u bees lukkeh enuff u noe will gets scratchd
Monochromatism.
I haz it.
teh art ob matchin yor decor to yor cats, heer purrfekted.
(dis iz inside romeow’s howse, i beleeb, wher i haz been! iz reely dis pretty an clean an birght inside!)
Wat a purty kitteh! Ai lubs whyte kittehs.
Ai can has snorgle snorkel? Dat belleh iz jes 2 irreziztublol.