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now take a deep, cleansing breath


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now take a deep, cleansing breath and slowly slide your front paws forward

u shud tri dis yoga pose.

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:D :D :D

Gud fur yoo Maus!!!! Ai offen :oops: dont luk!! An menee felicitayshuns awn yur VERREE precise nawt second!!
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But hao wunderful!!! Our OWN deer ROMEOW!!!
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LUK EBREEWUN!!! ;) ROMEOW DID THE PICKCHUR AND THE CAP!!1 YAY!! >

 
Romeow

Oh my goodness!!!
I can’t beleef iz troo! Diz iz mah La Luz kitteh! I doan kno hoo catshuned it.
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Iz so funneh cuz I put dis pic up fur onwee bout a haff hour. I waz putting up otter pics, and I didn’t fink dis won was so grate, akshully. Waz taekin wif mah fone camera, and La Luz wasn’t brushed owt. So, I took the pic off.
Wat a wunnerful surprize to see her on teh front page! I neber in mah life fot dat one ov mah bebehs wud be on teh front page!
*duz an xtra speshul happy danse*
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Fank yew to hooeber caem up wif teh catshun.
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I habn’t read teh rest ov teh comments yet…but let meh sai dat La Luz iz mah nawt second “round” kitteh, and she iz on a diet. OK, let teh comments fly!

cweenmj

KonKatULayShunz, Romeow!!! Adn deh lubblee La Luz wif deh snorgulishez belleh fluff!!

 
lolcatburglar

Tell La Luz that Ant LCB sez “Round is a shape.”

Romeow

Fanks LCB - La Luz and Romeow boff feel better, nao.

big-gladys

Conga rats awn ur beeyouteaous kitteh being awn teh front pag. Eye wood liek 2 snorgul awl her floofiness. She iz lubbely kitteh aifinkso.

Romeow

Oh fanks, big-gladys!
La Luz iz a thinker kitteh. Sumtiems, I fink she’s smrter den meh.
Mah TJ, in mah avatar iz a doofus kitteh. Awl hims finks bout iz teh next fun fing.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
zauberflolute

Ommmmmmmmm, concratz Maus onna tawp spawt! An Carosue an Valesa foar a brayde! What r wii doin theez dayze foar drinkz and danzin?

Maus

ZF! Good to see you! How about a polka!
*Grabs ZK and twirls her around*
Aannnd….
♫♫♫
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
♫♫♫
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*

zauberflolute

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫♫
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
One two three and
♫♫♫

*hic* huff puff I hazznt had a polka that gud sins I wuz 25! Fankyew foar teh danse, Mausie!

Maus

Yer welcum. So… you hasnt polka-ed since last week? That’s not so long… :cool:

zauberflolute

8) Yew are tew kynde :oops:

BUT. Hooz thsi “ZK” u iz dancin wif, eh??

booklion

ohai, ZF! So glad to c yu!
Haz yu met KCTailkinker yet? Also a fren ov teh floot.

zauberflolute

Ohai booklion!!!!!!!!!! No, I hazznt met menny noo cheezpeepz– nawt been heer foar awyle! The moar flootz teh bedderer, sez I :lol:

booklion

We haz missed yu, zf! Yu haz bin awai too long.

zauberflolute

Awwwwwww…..I haz missded ebberywun heer tew. I will try tew be bakk moar, Ifinksoyes!

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Maus

Sry. My incompe… umcampe… bad typing. Let me show you it.

booklion

Jumpin in wif a meesij from leeza-b. She iz inbisible again tuday, and finks she haz been blokked frum posting at work. She sends her bestest to evverbuddy here,
nd if ennywun haz ideas about a reskew mission, please to post!

Phillipe d'Beaker

*vrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmpurrrrrrrrrrrr*
*jaguar pulls to a stop on a darkened street*
*door opens*
*swayve, yet somhow familiar figyur steps out*
*dressed all in black*
*removes black duffel bag from trunk*
zipppp.
hmm, lets see.
grappling hook … check
nylon rope … check
crossbow … check
semiautomatic automatic semi … check
sordid rubber masks … check
rubber chicken? wtf?
martooni shaker … check
knight to queens bishop 4 .. check
hmmm
ok, we’z ready. reskew mission underway

poohbear3931

Leeza! We mus sabe hurr!

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kitsunerina

yes yes! we must saves her b4 teh inbivisibilitee turns her into nawt ther at awl. !
ile help provide teh distrackshun!

 
Ebil Maus

Let me know if I can help! I wouldn’t have anyone to pester talk to if Leeza wasn’t here…

 
 
midnightsdeer

Ai gets ninga sute tu. Au can coem wif?

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Phillipe d'Beaker

frum yer abatar, yew alreddy has teh ninjasoot. Here. Take this bag wif … letz see … big rubber bands, baseball bat, fruit bat *flap flap flap* hey watch out!! , dozen bananananana peels, and sordid instruments of burglary (we needs LCB for this mission)

 
zauberflolute

*♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫*

*Provydez lowd pinkolo* moosik tew disstrakt teh meaniez who iz holdin Leeza hostaje*

*Pinkolo: sordid WMD, er, instrument ob mass, er, distrakkshun

 
midnightsdeer

Ai lieks da rudder bans!
*shows you da shootin skillz*
*hits fruitie bat in da hed*
*wach him sprial down*
Dis gret fun!

 
leeza-b

ohai guiz… fanks so much for teh reskew efforts.
I has been emailn the cheesez but so far no lucks.
I had one commint slip thru late afternoon, and nufffin else.
But for some reeson, I can commint from home.
Anyways I was reedin ur efforts and going I’M HEER!!!
But no one cud see me.
*sniff*
Hope they figures it owt soon.
I lefted a msg for maus but he didn’t see it yet…
But- do any of u offishul geek wpoi-waring guiz think my werks could do something to prevent me from comminting?? Or do u think it’s just werdpress??

 
 
 
midnightsdeer

*waves* tu hers gud cheezfren leeza-b.
Fanks fur da updat booklion!

 
upfi

Leeza-b, ai has a sad 4 u dat u again cannawt partissipayt in teh comminting fun. Ai trooly hopez teh reskew mishun is zakessful.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
midnightsdeer

ai fink tyes uv moer den two be hear-bye noen az “con-Cat-in-a-shuns”
Ai’s bac from trip an redee tu play wif my cheezfrens fur a littel bits

upfi

Oh hai, midnightsdeer! Is nice 2 C u again. How r u doin?

midnightsdeer

Ai very gud upfi! Fanks! Mai tu kittehs dey r very happi ai coem hoem frum mah trips! How iz awe da fings aroun hear?

zauberflolute

Ohai midnightsdeer! I haz tew go nao, but happytayle tew see u!

midnightsdeer

Ew has a Happy Cat Day!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

and don’t forget to relax your tail and breathe

 
upfi

Conga rats awn ur nawt-sekkung braid wif carosue and teh intrepid Valesa, Remy’s wunnermus caretayker. Wot wud u laik 4 sillybrashun? Sum Germun beer? Umptah moosic? Or sumfink moar refined?

*luks at Maus eggs pect antly*

 
upfi

*giglol* Dis is nawt quite wot ai had in mynd … but wot a lubberly imadgeenashun u has, zauberflolute! :)

Maus

Reminds me of an old cartoon (probably Tex Avery or Warner Bros) where the ants carry off an entire picnic, inclusing IIRC the people. :cool:

zauberflolute

I bin lookin awn u-toob an awl I found was “Ant Pasted (1952) Warner Brothers”

 
 
 
 
 
Kittehlurve

Nommessdai. Teh nu dai ob teh weeek.

 
 
carosue

Until you falls on yer face

kitsunerina

and iffn yu falls into a leefy thing- iz kalld a *faseplant*

 
 
 
Valesa

That’s Remy! Since he can’t use his back legs, he’s always sitting up like that! Too cute!

booklion

Ohai, Valesa. Schmoos to yu and Remy.

 
bluesfan473

Valesa, wii cahn hav Remy updayte? Haow iz he (an u) coping? *Shmoos 2 Remy*

tessm

yesh, ink wiring mynz wanna noes…

 
 
 
siobhan

rub belleh fer luck
iffn u bees lukkeh enuff u noe will gets scratchd

 
 
lunarmommy

teh art ob matchin yor decor to yor cats, heer purrfekted.
(dis iz inside romeow’s howse, i beleeb, wher i haz been! iz reely dis pretty an clean an birght inside!)

 
 
 
rhsb

Wat a purty kitteh! Ai lubs whyte kittehs.

Ai can has snorgle snorkel? Dat belleh iz jes 2 irreziztublol.