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kittehs r patient wen waitin 4 fud.
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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Teh maus haz 2 cum owt sumtiem
Nawt Teh Maus uv corse
Luks stryjly lyke yr abatar, annipuss.
So it duz! Ai can drore bedder dan Ai thort Ai cud!
You pounce on teh nawt first bedder tahn a kitteh punces on a maus.
teh tale even goes teh same way!!
Well, its a 50-50 chanse!
all rite smart aleck!
aive got two more hours of werk ahead of me an been here 8…
congrats on ur nawt sekkund!
ai is having no caffeen generic brown fizzy beverij an will shortlee be dansin wif mop in ur onner!
Pore mugglemary.
An Ai will soon be off on a big red London bus 2 do sum shoppin!
ai wishes ai wuz on big red lundun bus
or big purrple nite bus…
hmmm perpol knite bus re kwirz a wand. adn ai nawt haf one either!
but ai agrre! it wood bee a fun ried!
Jest laik ai sed below, u haz 2 cum owt sumtymes … har har har. GMTA!
Waytin fer godot
Estragon and Vladimir FTW!
Kitteh sez better waiting for mausdot…maus will ebentually come.
Eben Godot iz bedder than L’Innommable, frum kitteh POV
lolrus said bukket not becket! Doh!
until u comez out – u haz to do teh shawping at sum stayge, no?
u can shop on a stayge?
duzn’t deh awdiense object tu the interrupshun uv deh performance?
Dunno … iffn dey finks it’s part of teh show? As lawng as dey dunt has to pay 4 it… … ooooooh, dotz …… luk! So menny of dem ………………….
Easier for Camel to go through eye of needle
Holy Biblol FTW!
Ai knoe yur in dere!!!! Kum owt, kum owt, wereber yu r!!!
The waiting is the hardest part…
You take it on faith
you take it to the heart
*solemn luk awn furry faice* wow, dats berry deep!
:blush: ai fawt dat wus frum a philolosofur…
tom petty is fillosipher, aifinkso
Larnin tu flye, but ai aint got wingz, larnin tu flye … dah dah dee dah dah …
Tom Petty reminz me ov when I libbed in Cally-fornia, dribbing fast on freeway fru Marin wif Tom Petty mewosic blasting away. Felt lyke FREEEEEEEEEE FREE FALLING.
tom petty ref FTW!!
eerwurm.
mai too bois wud be fass in ayted bai tihs even if no mausie smellz..
magritte kitteh sez: “ceci ne pas une maus hole.”
Nawt a maus hole? But mabbeh a pipe line?
* a lonesum wind bloes teh tumbulweed down teh deserted JCH4K boolevard. a forlawn ool hoots in teh distunce…hoo hooo… cheezland is kwiet… too kwiet…*
Ha! U wantz me 2 mayk sum NOIZE? YES?
Cat er pillar noyze? u go fur it upfi!!
ROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!1!!!
Ai can speaks forinn lankwitch!
*Hops in2 car wif a kwikness.
Oh, itz just upfi. u skeered mii — u sowndz just like a LION!!!
*giglol*
Sawry, ur madjestee, did nawt mean 2 skeer u. Pweeze 2 cum out of teh car nao.
*hops bak owt uv car, wif not so much kwikness.
Iz ok.
*giglol
*psst, cweenmj, do yoo eber sleep?*
Woo!!! Yu is sum skeeree lyun Upfi! Ai will hav tu goe lie down nao.
yes. much too quiet after the dark and stormy night. Chef Eaty Gormay was puzzled.
“I thot the quiet was supposed to be before the storm…” he thought to himself as he walked doon the deserted JCH401k Blvd. around the Roundabout toward the Cliffs 0 Insanitea…
“and why did my thoughts become inexplicably slanted toward the right?” he continued streamofconsciousness like thinking.
“Must be those siricotta winds. It’s an ill wind that blows no good” he muttered outloud. His voice echoed down JCH401K Walway (formerlly knwon as TinPanAlley)
“K, that’s weird. Should be “Walkway”, not ‘Walway’” he puzzled to himself as he continued on, accidentally forgetting to stop in at the Kitty Boutique to stock up on Gormay Organic Nip. “Could Walmart have something to do with this?”
Suddenly, he…
remembered that he forgot the nip, so he turned around and…
fownd himself cawted up in a traktor beem comin frum a big
flying sawser oberhed. teh traktor beem lifted him froo teh hatch in teh
bottom ob teh flying sawser, wher him wuz greeted by…
A NALIEN! With a BIG Giant PATE!!!
Chef Eaty Gormay groaned in faux French “it’s deja vu all over again!!” he thot in a panik. The last time it happened was…
When he was dating Sally, who lived with her weird family Tom, Dick and Hairy…
“Ohai, maus”, the familiar, yet somehow diffrunt, voice 0 Leeza-b languidly declared, as she twiddled with the cerulean button on the braceltet.
Leeza haz her hair in danishpastriestukoneerz style and
wails plaintivlee: “Halp us,o teh One of da canolee, yr ower onlee hoep!! Dese ali yens has cravink for fud, and you be da best chef, ebber”
Looking stunned, Chef Eaty Gormay…
produced frum teh inbizibul spase-time pokket wher teh bestest heeroz keep ther bestest wepons, himz brand-noo 40-toolz-in-1 Ronko Foodalizer an setted teh dial to “likwify.” tehn, in himz bestest sekrit-ajunt superheero
voyce, him sed to teh Aliyun…
“Here, Eat dis Hero sammich wif a gyroscope toy, for a happymeal.
I come in peas, don’t make me use da Foodalizer
or my Saladshooter.”
Suddnely…
eaty hurd a voyse frum himz past showting, “eaty, no, dont
shoot teh salad!” eaty turned an saw…
himz long long lost twin brudder ridin teh bakk ob a giant reptiil lizard fing. “No eaty DON’T!” himz brudder yelld….
“dont yoo rebember hoo taht iz? taht aliyun hoo wants yoo to be teh chef? that’s owr long-lost…”
brudder from a nutter mutter who…
OHAI!!!!
*ahem*
… who sed I shot teh salad… but I didn’t shoot teh
creme brulay!
FTW!
tHE eND. and dey libbed happytail ever afterwards. mostly.
Payshuns is a vurtyu..
Wayting 4 teh payge 2 load is a vurtyual vurtyu?
Wayting fur ekonomee to improove is fyuutile vurtyu?
No, is nawt fyuutile, just taykes a while. Cum back in elebbenty miljon years. Kthxbai.
everything dat goes down, must go up?
Determined to catch ‘Don the Mouse,’ Edgar the kitteh got up early, right at the crack of Don.
Yu crack mee up!!
Ohai, frenz!
Ai jes gotted 2 werk an gess wat!!!! Dere’s a PREZZIE awn mai desk!
Teh gurl hoo werks seckund shift left mi a littlol curled up kitteh figureen. Iz eben gots fur!
Hao sweet ov hur, aifinkso.
Tiem 2 go row wif teh rest ov teh slayves….
ohai rhsb, what you needs a real kitteh
has U convinced Ur momcat yet?
o noez I forgot to put is
:should readz
what you need is a real kitteh
Iz okay, 2_k, ai knowded wut u ment.
Sew far, teh mahm an dad still sez No.
hmm how can we change dere mind?
rhsb needs a kitteh, stat
Has u seen teh bebbeh caliko dat Leeza has? WANT BAD!!!
yes those kittehs is berry cute
one of orinj one luks lyke mah Injeh
when herz was a bebbeh
an der mommeh is beauteshus too.
aawww z sad yew nawt ken hab yer own kitteh rite naow. but ai haz tew kalikos ai wil shair wid yew. dey sens lawts uf snorgles adn hedbonks adn menee menee purrs tew yew!
I will wait till you come out, I am very patient and I know you have to come
out some time
I thinks Maus is nawt as nutrishus as cheezburger.. Kitteh better come to mah place..Aye make him yummeh cheezburger..saves time too
cheezburger also not hab bonez an fur. dont kno if dis iz plus or minus az far as teh kitteh iz consurned.
meenwile de mowsie haz exited (staig left) fru de odder end uv de mowsie hoal & is skamperin awai laffin maniaklee “muahahahahahaha, stoopy kitteh!”
Mowsee bettah habz
supplyez stawktd upz. Wayteeng iz
Kitteh”z besttesst feeng!
Kitteh myte coodz poakz
arowndz, butz dat woodz deestroy
himz repyootayshun
Kitteh heerz Liddill
Mowsee. Knoez purrzaktlee wayr
playz toy iz hydeenng
Jack.
yay jack!!
OH EM EFF GEE, I MADE THE BLOG. DREAM COME TRUE. <3
congrashulashums … meny of us here tips our hats to yew in admee rashun.
dis iz like my shiro sittin gard by teh liddle gap in teh bottom ob teh bak gate, just waytin for sumfing ebil an/or nommable to com into teh yard
but now they has teh teemwork? mousies better watchit. lizards too, if ai remembers crektly.
yup, doze lizurds gotta watch tehr frunts an tehr backs now.
tayls grow bak, heds dont.
Teh urlii kittoon katchuz teh wurrm? Noe, taht nawt ryte!
wurm, pleh. lizurds an mowsies, yum.
looks like the Phantom Menace poster:
http://www.padawansguide.com/gifs2/tpm_teaser.jpg
POOR LITTL MOUSEH