Comments on: Element of Surprise Kitteh

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:11:01 +0000

Dis seem very gud parteh. Sorry i missed it. Fanks for the lnyx LCB!

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:27:09 +0000

yes fur the pool party afterwards……

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:25:43 +0000

It wuz ABFAB, Bolly dhaarling? U is a natrul hot koture girl aifinkso.
Iz jest a pidy we all was too brillant and dazzlin an broke the comints.

*air kiss* mwah mwah

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:19:42 +0000

Teh kitteh lies n wayts n liezzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:52:10 +0000

Gud idea. I’ll proofreed it – no, wayt a minnit! Can’t proofread lolspeak. Sry. but ai’ll reed it!

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:50:56 +0000

Izzygirl, u wud mayk it eezier 2 becum fwends by turning ur nayme bloo. Iffn u dont noez hao to do it, luk 4 teh lubbely pink abatar of cweenmj and click hur nayme. In her blog, dere is awl kinds of informashun, also awn hao to get a bloo linkie naym and stuffz. Check it out. Dunt get discouradged, k?

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:48:36 +0000

Hey, don’t be harsh. It’s ok 2 say u wantz sum fwends. Why, eben hur majestee teh cweenmj went around asking 4 njoo fwends when she wanted 2 bust teh 2,000 mark. And dis IS teh real wurld. 4 cheezpeeps.

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:40:37 +0000

Welkum, Cyppiee!1!!! Feel free 2 write enny way u like. Nebber mind teh typos. Teh result: purrfeck lolspeak. Wurks ebbery tyme. Have fun, cum and play!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:56:05 +0000

Nawtee, nawtee!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:58:39 +0000

oh yeah, dose kitteh are all about teh comfy chair…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:47:17 +0000

surprise…
surprise an fur…
surprise, fur, an poynty endz….
surprise, fur, poynty endz, an a fanactical devotion to tuna…
surprise, fur, poynty endz, a fanactical devotion to tuna, an t3h abilitee to nom ur toes…
surprise, fur, poynty endz, a fanactical devotion to tuna, t3h abilitee to nom ur toes… an teh comfy chayr!! (eksept himz bizzy sitting in it )

By: shoopithdawhoopith

shoopithdawhoopith — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:08:00 +0000

and t3h abilitee to nom ur toes…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:33:14 +0000

… and a fanactical devotion to tuna.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:29:53 +0000

….adn deh pointee endz

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:25:26 +0000

Surprise… and furr.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:22:34 +0000

you wont esspect him
His cheef wepun is suprise…

By: 2minions

2minions — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:46 +0000

I luvs, luvs, luvs Teh Master and Margarita, and Behemoth iz teh best!

Before I wuz borned, my dadcat hadded 2 black kittehs named Bubba and Fleas, short for Beelzebub and Mephistopheles. Sumday I will has my own Bubba and Fleas an maybee dere sister Loosey Fur…

By: Sadie

Sadie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:06 +0000

Fank u so much! Evry tiem i getz on teh home paje, i r bery plezantlee supprized an soooo tickled pink! Wheee!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:03:58 +0000

w00t, w00t!!! congaratz Sadie!!!

By: Sadie

Sadie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:59:27 +0000

Well! Wut a supprize fur me todai! A nice one 2 warm my hart. And jus in tiem fur Halloween scariez! Fanks so much, eberyone, for gibbing me ur votes. i reely appreciate ur participashun.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:53:11 +0000

NOT!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:37:06 +0000

It’s here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/11/funny-pictures-nom/?cp=all#comments

Be sure to be using teh “Show All” link or u’ll miss some of teh comments. U miss them if u just page trhu one page atta time.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:06:39 +0000

We iz sew glad u an ur famblee uv mehnee speesheez iz OK! Preyz b tu CC!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:06:31 +0000

grownd floor? ground floor ???
oh rats. ai wuz hoping to use the crossbow and grappling hook and elebenty feet of ohai tech bungee cords. But ai did notice yer … ai mean her … height and blondness during the reskyoo.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:47:26 +0000

Phew! I iz homes agin nao. Is kleer bloo skaiees an berree still, cept wen da wind blos!

Boidees is still et ma local pet stor, cuz dey is old an meen. I git dem tumorro, I spose! But snayk is home in hims cayj an reellee glad, cuz he hayts da pillokays!

I had a buncha lil sopes an shampoodles an loshuns an stuff frum awl R trabels, I bagged dem up an givd dem to wun uv da fyre crews! I wisht I had enuff fur dem awl, but der wuz crooz frum evreewhar! Santa Crooz, an Gilroy, an UC Davis, an Forestree, even seen a Swift Water Rescue Vehicle! Hmmm…

Da hills look liek a moonskayp, awl burnded… It’s good, cuz der’s no moar fyool fur anudder fyre! It ackchoolee da beginin uv da growin seezun fur da plants heer, so we shood be ok b4 it rayns! [hopes!] An wen I wuz owt lookin at da burns, I herd “Chi-ca-go!” Which, fur sum reezun, is whut da Caleefornee kwayles say…. So da wildlyfes R still moaslee ok!

An da fyre seems to be gone frum rite heer, so I tink we ok fur nao!

Tank yoo, CC! Yoo ansur R prayrs reel good!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:36:46 +0000

well it can’t be dat!
cuz I never sines onto WP.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:34:45 +0000

ohai Phillipe!
I iz on teh grownd floor.
*snickers*
but fanks so much for inishiating teh efforts!!
{{{{{{{{Phillipe and otter reskew cheezpeeps}}}}}}}
Maybe u cud just sneek in teh side doors.
It’s always open cuz thats where teh smokers go.
But u will has no communicashuns onse inside.
There’s a dampening feeld.
Oh, and btw… tall blonde is in here too!

By: mightymouse

mightymouse — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:23:02 +0000

do yiz alwiz say yesh? would yiz say yesh to some luvvin from big big kitteh? meaow…
go find friends in the real world.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:50:25 +0000

yoo’d fink a vet wuld be able to tell teh diffrense, at leest

By: GUESS

GUESS — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:46:03 +0000

LAAAASSST!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:41:16 +0000

I ar in ur socks

Rearranjin’ dem

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:31:25 +0000

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:10:04 +0000

ohai leeza-b.
There wuz a slight problem wif teh rescyoo misshun.
If you go back to the Dr. Phil picshur, yew will see that we (yew and I, that is) wuz left hanging frum a rope between two bildings, waiting for the peeple-catcher thingy. Nawt so good, akshually.
*brightens*
But, you didn’t menshun what floor ob teh bilding yew werks on. Maybe wuz nawt the elebenty-secund?

By: kitteh1ihazit

kitteh1ihazit — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:07:46 +0000

D’: *Huggles* Dun worries! Mayb yo’ll sumday see um agin!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:58:40 +0000

Oh noes. Me two.

I ab da alergic to da wood smokes. My wheezes, let me show you ‘em.

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:57:57 +0000

Ummm…to be teknimakul, teh distance between orifiss A and orifiss B grayter in a boy kitteh than in a girl kitteh. That shud hold true in neutered adults, az well az in bebehs.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:56:47 +0000

I iz in Ur dresser furring Ur undies

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:56:44 +0000

When I was a kitteh we had a black kitteh wif a white star on her chest. She was 27 when we had to send her ober the bridge. Now I has a happee sad.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:55:41 +0000

Noe, Ai didun’t lern it in bye olojee, but Ai had bilongd to teh rabbit club an dey haz mutsh teh saem construkshun.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:54:40 +0000

Ohai, cyppiee, wilcum tu owr fun plais.
Mai arly frowz owt awl da sox frum mai dror tu maik a liddul nest. Mai dressur lukz liek dis a lawt, nawt shut so kittehz getz in eezlee den ai hab tu pik up awl da cloze.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:54:19 +0000

I usinged tu git deh croop wen I wuz liddlol adn kuding not breevingz. So mai Mom wud making deh hole pot full uv boiling wadderz and den putting mii in deh steemee tent-towel over mai hed. I wud go — hhhuuuuuu wif a berry raspee sownd ebree time i inhalinged. deh steeemee tent werking ebree tyime.

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:51:56 +0000

Ai mizz da fashon shoe.. ai can has a links?

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:51:16 +0000

gud luks!!!! hopes eberyfing goze well fr yu.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:50:34 +0000

Semez leik hole stait ub clafurneeya bin awn fire awl summur. Iz meerkul iz ennyfing left.

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:47:59 +0000

There, there liddul gurl. All teh farm handz seez yu, nd teh door falling on yr hed didn’t kill yu, nd yu still haz teh ruby slipperz…

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:47:25 +0000

Dis kinda gibs meh a sad. Mah parents gettin redy sell dah house i gerwed up in tu!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:46:19 +0000

uh huh – ai fort ai mite du it awn “Tuff Lubbs – Hao tu tern yur TORmentor intu a Mentor”

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:46:13 +0000

My black female kitteh of menny years ago wuz naymed Isis, bof after Egypshun goddess nd also that wz nayme ov Gary Seven’s cat in a faborit Star Trek eppysode.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:46:03 +0000

Pls tu letting us no wen buk iz publish. naim nd awl soze we kin goze tu bai. ai liekz dis kined ub bukz muxhlee.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:42:11 +0000

I sed “O hai” first, didn’t I?

U can has ur degree from the Ecole des Etudes Flonquaise when u has done ur dissertashun. I see u has been practicing teh “diss” part.