Element of Surprise Kitteh
Element of Surprise Kitteh gives your heart an attack
kittehz awlwayz fulla surprizes.
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BOO!!
Boom shakalakalaka! Maus b sole-low atteh nawt sekund spawt.
Ok. U gived me teh eerworm so I gives it bak to u:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LMN12U88RI
I thot u ment this boom shakalaka:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkP5roFukKY
New eerwurm for u!
Oh, yeah. I forgetted about that one. And I even used it to make a lolsong a few months back:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/24/funny-pictures-to-show-mah-deep-concern/#comment-331245
LCB, ur vergin goes bedder wif that lolcat.
But – mai bad- that Sly an teh fambly Stone video duzzent hav teh boom lakalakalaka part in it! But u noes wat I meen.
Yeah, I does. It’s on teh Woodstock soundtrack, fr’instance. I think.
Ifn U kin memberz Woodstok, U wuzn’t reelee dere…
I wasn’t rly there. That was teh weekent my fambly moved into a noo house. I was only a young little lolkittenburglar then. We spent teh first night camped out on teh libbing room flore and I thought it was cool that we was camping like all those big kids at teh big concert in Noo York.
My ‘rents just sold that house, BTW. They libbed there 39 yeers. Now they has condo a mile or so away. I hope teh noo fambly is nice, since I’ll probably go to teh house this Xmas, outta habit.
Datz kewl dat U can haz such remembreez uv tymz such az dat
LETZ ALL GO DERE FOR A CHEEZMEET! ON BOXING DAY!!
Oooh! Good idear.
*puts on boxing glubs and shiny boxing trunks*
Dis kinda gibs meh a sad. Mah parents gettin redy sell dah house i gerwed up in tu!
Ohai LCB! I fynullee gotted uh rownd tuit, n gotted ur b-laytid burfdai prezzie! Didja C it onna “see no ebil” fred uv yestiddee? B-laytid Hippo Birdees agin!
No, I didn’t. I’ll has to go see.
Hope nobuddy steeled it.
I jess lukted — iz steel dare…
Oooh! Thx!
Er, Ambercat’s was still there, 2, so I taked it for safekeeping, ‘k?
Sowwree! (maibee)
Kitteh iz praktising fer teh big Halloween partee!
I finkso wii needz tu habbing a Halloween Party, heer. I nomeenate LCB and her flaunkee GP tu orginizing it. After awl, dey did such a gud job wif deh fashin show.
I lubs teh Halloweenie! I pawmise tu be a gud kitteh iffin wii haz a pardy!
I think dat being gud iz not rekwired on Halloween.
I haz tu bee gud cus Iz awlreedy being sooed bai Chop’d Livah Grrrl fur publeeshing teh Whirrlds Mos Danjeroos Recipe, an prolly bai LCB an GP fur mai dysruptibe beehavyur at teh Fashion shoe dey werked sew hard awn. I dooze feel kin ob kuilty bout dat
But it made for fabulous video, darling! Teh DVD sales alone should cover all teh legal fees.
*Aer kisses tu LCB*
*takes note of deep pokkitz full 0 munnies frum merchandizing*
*expands class akshun Lolsuit*
but…..but….LCB gotz awl teh DVD munnies! Pls tu stick yur hans in herz pokkitz full o munnies! (Gud luck wif dat, BTW.) I doan tink seh eben cher’d wif GP.
I haz nuffin, I tells yu! I dinna eben git ani royallties!
yah. tellit to da judj. oar mebbee we could settlol…
How bouts elenbenty mugs ob chokklit caek????
elebenty munths 0 mugs ob caek adn itz a deel.
Deel! I goez tu maek sum rite nao! Yu shud be fineding sum in yur droars soon! An once a munth fur elebenty munths.
(Dresser droars, taht iz, nawt in yur unnerwares!)
Ai mizz da fashon shoe.. ai can has a links?
It’s here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/11/funny-pictures-nom/?cp=all#comments
Be sure to be using teh “Show All” link or u’ll miss some of teh comments. U miss them if u just page trhu one page atta time.
Dis seem very gud parteh. Sorry i missed it. Fanks for the lnyx LCB!
Itz the owld hide and supprize trick
O ai serprizd
Weeerz kitteh?????
HE LIES N WAYT
Teh kitteh lies n wayts n liezzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz
Wich wun iz him hidin in?
Teh bottum wun, teh wun wiv teh eyes!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
eeeeeek teh Maus?
No, silleh! Eeeeeek – teh kitteh!
iz comin’ ‘lizabeth! An a lolcat iz sendin’ meh 2 yeh!
Redd Foxx FTW!
An then he taekz a nap in ur undies
An den, fur hiz reely sekkund sirprize, he confussles teh drower fur teh lidderbauks!
Hmmm… I just thot of a good way to skare Maus next time he uses teh debriefing cart.
Gud idee, LCB! Den Maus wil bee kneedin tu bee re-briefed after habbin the s**t skared owt ob himz!
heheheheh…sorta liek Johnny Depp sorta needed re-breefing during the fashon show????
O that remindifies me. Did u guise like teh fashun show? I worked very hard on that, sampling lots and lots of shampers.
O, and my phlonquais GP did some works too. I’ve given him a extry 10-minnit brake.
Twas a luvverly occazhun, indeed! Tankee 4 de organizashunall efforts!!
It waz teh wunnerful, LCB! Awl teh purdy close an the shamper an teh noms!
Sumwun hoo shall remain namesless but haz teh initials ob Maryland Belle hitted teh shampers (an JD) a liddle tu hard, tho, ifinkso! It waz awl her fawlts, LCB, srsly!
Well, so far we hasn’t heared from anybuddy’s lolyer, so yay!
it wuz very fun! fank yoo for letting me be teh speshul spa correspondent! i wish i culd hab keeped up wif it better, but between my hubby’s slo computer wif no firefox (so taked foreber to load teh ads) an teh wireless at teh hotel playing peek-a-boo, taked me all morning just to make a fyoo commints! but wuz lots ob fun anyway.
U dids a fabulous job! It halped cover up those awkward moments when peeps missed their cues and stuff.
wee had cues?
yes fur the pool party afterwards……
It wuz ABFAB, Bolly dhaarling? U is a natrul hot koture girl aifinkso.
Iz jest a pidy we all was too brillant and dazzlin an broke the comints.
*air kiss* mwah mwah
snot?
don’t see anything peeking from the other 2 drawers — but wouldn’t put it past kittehs to have even stealthier atealths at work.
like in this pikshur: wun ob teh hidden kittehs iz poynted owt, kan yoo find teh ovver wun?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/25/funny-pictures-imposter-ornamint/
I seez teh udder wun LM! Mii Crismiss tree awlais haz at leasst wun imposter ornamint, tu. Tank CC teh mii Kiki kitteh donawt klim teh tree–seh’s nawt floofy, she beez FAT!
did yoo notise teh tree wuz leenin a liddle bit? i’d lub to see teh next pikshur in taht sereez!
fetish kitteh dint spected u tew come home sew urly… O_o
*snerk*
Hah!! Teh surprize is teh drawer fulla newborned bebbeh kittehs!!
But.. but… u is a boi kitteh! Whare u gets all these bebbehs?
Mister Mistoffelees teh majikal cat prodused sebbben kittens rite outta a hat…
An dey awl sed, “O well ai neber wuz dere eber a cat so cleber as Majikal Mister Mistoffelees…”
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Eerwurm — ai nao haz it.
taht happend to us wuns, long ago, owr boikitteh “junior” had babies in teh closet. guess him wuznt a boi, after all.
(hubby gramma tolded us teh kitteh, wich camed frum her kitteh, wuz a boi. we didn’t qwestion, an hubby used to hab odd, obsoleet ideas abowt teh insultificayshun ob nootering, so kitteh didnt get taked in for nootering, wich wuld hab uncoverd teh error. an teh vet taked owr wurd for it wen we tolded him teh kitteh wuz a boi. so taht wuz how owr “boi” kitteh had babies. we gotted hur spayed aftur taht, an hubby akwired more enlitened attitude about teh ishyoo.)
Teh vet taked ur word for it? Did he take ur word for it that u alreddy paid, 2?
But…but….most boikittehs I haz met, teh “boyness” ov dem is sooooo obvimus. How can dis mistayke be mayde?
heer iz teh conbersayshun i had wif teh vet on teh fone (allowing for
23 1/2 yeerz gone by):
LM: Junior just had kittens
vet: How could Junior have kittens?
LM: Well, I guess Junior must be a girl.
vet: Really. You told me he was a male, and I figured he must be neutered.
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i haz to admit, taht kinda undermined my konfidense in taht vet a liddle.
Ummm…to be teknimakul, teh distance between orifiss A and orifiss B grayter in a boy kitteh than in a girl kitteh. That shud hold true in neutered adults, az well az in bebehs.
yoo’d fink a vet wuld be able to tell teh diffrense, at leest
Iffn u aer yoost 2 nooterd boi kittehz, dey aer nawt so diffrunt frum girl kittehz.
Ai member wen mai parints wantid a noo kitteh, dey axt me to pikk owt a boi frum a hole baskit `coz Ai did bye olojee at skool! (Lukkee fur me Ai got it rite!)
Dat’s nawt wut ai lurned in bye oljy. we ownlee gawt tu cutz up da frogz.
Noe, Ai didun’t lern it in bye olojee, but Ai had bilongd to teh rabbit club an dey haz mutsh teh saem construkshun.
sadly, no
dood, dis iz de lost intranz tew narnia.
gimme a flashlite en sum kibblz en uh backpak, i’m goin in!
just like dis!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/going-to-narnia-brb/
ninja skills. i has them.
ohai, good to see ya SAMS
O hai, SAMS! Whut a surprize.
*hart has a attack*
boo! sorry has not been posting too much. almost done with the first draft of book #3, and it is hard to go from lospeak to english n back. makes mah hed hurt.
also much better and healed now. soooo glad i had teh sir-jerry, wish I’d done it yrs sooner.
Glad tu seeing u bak SAMS!!
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*kunsuderz deh pain uv going bak adn forth fru Lolspeek to Inglish
*VS. deh pain uv sirjureez.
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*Handz SAMS a chokklit martoonee fur enduring bof.
Cheez.
lol dey makez vikodin and dilodid for teh sirjerry pain. nuffin to do for teh hassle of wrasslin words to a page, and revisin and findin all yer dumb mistakes and convincin a literary agent to shop ur bookz to more publishurs. I no wich wun i’d chooz.
in teh hospetal dey gave me a button to push for teh morfeen. verrrry intresting learnin asperience.
Wut kinda bookz duz u riting? If I may b so bold tu ask.
If we noez we cood bye sum….
is a soodough-keltik sword an sorciree series. kinda a modern tolkien or the separated-at-birth brother of mercedes lackey ( I wonce rote under teh soodughN.I.M.H. of Bimmer Flunky… but nobody got it).
Pls tu letting us no wen buk iz publish. naim nd awl soze we kin goze tu bai. ai liekz dis kined ub bukz muxhlee.
I hadda morphin machine, too. Every time I felt hurty I pressed teh buttin and turned into something else.
mostly I just turnded into a person who was floating on a magic aerplane bed. until i presded it too much, and frew up.
Aerplane turbulence?
Did yu turn into sumting shinee, LCB?
Well, duh! If’n I’d've done that, I would’ve steeled myself and I wouldn’t be here now, would I?
Wait, whut was teh kwestion again?
Yes yu wud–wiff yur nermal self an yur shinee self. Kinda lik Maus an Ebil Maus.
Ai kud yooz dat rite abowt nao. Ai haz a hawrible splittin sinus haddock frum teh dry-dry fire-carryin winds.
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Wii kin haz sum humiditee? Prittee plz? Ai haz bin inhalin steem frum a mug uv hawt waddur jus to try to get SUM releef. *whimper*
*handz nightshayde a steemee mug0steem©®™ and
*a floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee©®™ tu putting ober
*her hed adn making a tent wif, tu holding in deh steem.
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Taking a few deep brefz and relaxingz. Adn closing ur iiz.
Heerz a nise cool silkee i mask stufft wif dried lavender
blossums fur wen u goez tu lieing down.
Mennee mennee fanks, yer majestee. Yew shud sell doze mugsosteem.
Ai wuz tryin to do teh tent fing wif a papur towel — nawt sew grate, akshullee. Nawt sure hao much longer ai kin keep starin at this pyooter skreen — mebbe ai shud go hoam & marinate mahself in steem.
I usinged tu git deh croop wen I wuz liddlol adn kuding not breevingz. So mai Mom wud making deh hole pot full uv boiling wadderz and den putting mii in deh steemee tent-towel over mai hed. I wud go — hhhuuuuuu wif a berry raspee sownd ebree time i inhalinged. deh steeemee tent werking ebree tyime.
Oh noes. Me two.
I ab da alergic to da wood smokes. My wheezes, let me show you ‘em.
awl ur undiez belawng 2 meh!
dey luuk bedder awn kitteh anyhoo
y not? tehy put a brassiere on teh cammel…
I thotted dat wuz jess roomer bowt dem sub-lemming-lol pitchers onna cammel…
FTBY&M FTW!
Ur just sayin’ that cuz itz troo.
SURPRIZE! iz ur burfday!
But … but … itz mah unbirfday. Nao ai haz a confuzzled.
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Plz to nawt be rushing teh birfday dat endz in a zero.
OoooooO!
Den its yor unburfdai!!!!
*Sings happie unburfdai*
Awww, crap! Da polees camed to R street an sed we hasta leev… So I gotsta pak up ma pooter… Will trai to git online from elswhar….
Hugs to all mai peeps!
onoes! iz cuz of fyre? there be a big wun jus down the 210 freeway from me
SAMS — yesh, aifinkso itz becuz uv teh fyre. Onceajinx wuz talkin abowt it yesterday — sounded like she is in the Norf San Furrnando Vallee.
Semez leik hole stait ub clafurneeya bin awn fire awl summur. Iz meerkul iz ennyfing left.
Whthththtffffffff! Dat’s me blowin fyrez away inna udder dirckshun. Bee sayfe, OAJ!
O noes!! Sew skeery! Hope ebberyting goes OK an teh fyremins does a gud job takin care ob yur hause! Hurry awai an stay safe!
*Sry, commint meant fur onceajinx*
be safe! {{{{{onceajinx}}}}}
Plz to be teh vry safe and plz CC, donut let anybuddy’s house burn down. Kthx.
Nomen.
Stey sayf and mey CC wach obur u an ur famblee an ur hows. Awl teh cheezfrenz wut iz habin a natchurul dizaztur, b kayrful an chek n wen u kanz sew we noez u iz awl rite.
gud luks!!!! hopes eberyfing goze well fr yu.
Phew! I iz homes agin nao. Is kleer bloo skaiees an berree still, cept wen da wind blos!
Boidees is still et ma local pet stor, cuz dey is old an meen. I git dem tumorro, I spose! But snayk is home in hims cayj an reellee glad, cuz he hayts da pillokays!
I had a buncha lil sopes an shampoodles an loshuns an stuff frum awl R trabels, I bagged dem up an givd dem to wun uv da fyre crews! I wisht I had enuff fur dem awl, but der wuz crooz frum evreewhar! Santa Crooz, an Gilroy, an UC Davis, an Forestree, even seen a Swift Water Rescue Vehicle! Hmmm…
Da hills look liek a moonskayp, awl burnded… It’s good, cuz der’s no moar fyool fur anudder fyre! It ackchoolee da beginin uv da growin seezun fur da plants heer, so we shood be ok b4 it rayns! [hopes!] An wen I wuz owt lookin at da burns, I herd “Chi-ca-go!” Which, fur sum reezun, is whut da Caleefornee kwayles say…. So da wildlyfes R still moaslee ok!
An da fyre seems to be gone frum rite heer, so I tink we ok fur nao!
Tank yoo, CC! Yoo ansur R prayrs reel good!!
We iz sew glad u an ur famblee uv mehnee speesheez iz OK! Preyz b tu CC!
My cat used to do this too! xD
He sat in the closet untill I opened it and then he started jumping around playing!
Im still trying to learn lolcat language and im getting better it! soon ill talk just like you guys!
nah, you’ll prolly be bettah! welcome!
Donut haz a worree abowt dat. Lolspeak is opshunul.
Teh impoartant fing iz dat ur heer! Welkum to ICHC — itz a lubberlee place wif lawts uv lubberlee pplz (& kittehz & goggiez & awl kindz uv otter aminlols).
Ohai, cyppiee, wilcum tu owr fun plais.
Mai arly frowz owt awl da sox frum mai dror tu maik a liddul nest. Mai dressur lukz liek dis a lawt, nawt shut so kittehz getz in eezlee den ai hab tu pik up awl da cloze.
Welkum, Cyppiee!1!!! Feel free 2 write enny way u like. Nebber mind teh typos. Teh result: purrfeck lolspeak. Wurks ebbery tyme. Have fun, cum and play!
WOW, bad timing…
My horticulture teacher just died of a heart attack
ooh, tahts sad.
hopefully hart attak cawzed by kitteh iz only momentary, not permanent. kittehs shuld not make bad fings happen.
Spekin of bad fings… Did yoo knoe taht while in America wen a black cat cross yor path yoo gets bad luck, but in Britain, if black kitty cross yor path, you gets good luck.
That just goes to show that it’s we ‘mercuns what uses teh rong side of teh rode.
=P Well, dere are plenty of other cuontries taht use teh same side as us! Looks to Canada fur example, and Mexico.. and uther countries. I looks dis up!
-_-; Ugh! I looks at a of black kitty names an sum of tehm were horrible tu name kitty.
Satan
Lucifer
Sin
Terrible
Omen
Death
etc..
Taht’s just terrible an encouraging to keep black cats tu have bad reputation!
Sadly, Britain, Japan seem tu be the well recognized ones as seeing black kitties as good luck.
I dun encourage superstition, but finking a black cat is good luck will atleast halp teh kitteh.
list of black kitty names*
Britain n Japan seem tu be teh only well recognized ones at see black kittehs as good luck.*
Wun ov mai faborite kittehs in awl ov litterature iz in “The Master and Margarita” bai Mikhail Bulgakov. Teh kitteh iz a member ov teh Debil’s entourage, an iz a Big Black Cat Who Walks On His Hind Legs and Drinks Vodka. Himz name iz “Behemoth” (Begemot? in Russian??) cuz himz so big.
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I wished I’d naymed mai blak kitteh affpurr him. Ah well. Mebbe teh nextest blak kitteh I gits.
=3 I lieks behemoths!
Ohai PB2K!!!!! {{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}} Haow R U dewin???
My black female kitteh of menny years ago wuz naymed Isis, bof after Egypshun goddess nd also that wz nayme ov Gary Seven’s cat in a faborit Star Trek eppysode.
I luvs, luvs, luvs Teh Master and Margarita, and Behemoth iz teh best!
Before I wuz borned, my dadcat hadded 2 black kittehs named Bubba and Fleas, short for Beelzebub and Mephistopheles. Sumday I will has my own Bubba and Fleas an maybee dere sister Loosey Fur…
Britain n Japan seem 2 b da ownlee whale rekunyzded wunz what dryv onna rong syd uv da rode, awlsew … fink dere’s uh kunnekshun?
Chya! Ther…. ALIEUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was a kitteh we had a black kitteh wif a white star on her chest. She was 27 when we had to send her ober the bridge. Now I has a happee sad.
D’: *Huggles* Dun worries! Mayb yo’ll sumday see um agin!
sorry to heer that, whatismyname. jokes about teh kitteh don’t mean to belittle yer sad. hope he/she was a good teacher and well-remembered.
In an attack of the heart preferable to a splort of the head? Perhaps kitteh just protectin you by hidin teh kyoot?
now tehrs a qwestion to ponder….
*ponderponderponder*
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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I haz mading a Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9
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Cheezpeepz must taking ober deh whirrld!!!
If u b wanting 2 b on deh map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name dn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If u just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to onlee using dis address 4 putting ursef on deh map. I wud lub 2 b seeing peepz frum awl deh kontinetz on deh map — wii haz ownlee wun in Africa adn onlee wun in Souf Amerika and two in Asia — wii needz moar!! Adn dere b nun in Auntee Arktika.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
U might rite to one of teh peeps at this place to axe how to contact researchers “on teh ice”.
http://www.bprc.osu.edu/about/
There are gummint agencies that has peeps at McMurdo and other places, but they mite not be 2 unnerstanding bout ur kwest.
Hmmm…. I must kontemplating dis idea…. How tu kunvinsing dem dat dis b a most werfwyle research endever???……ooo…..dots….
Here’s moar contact info, on teh Fed side:
http://www.us-ipy.gov/Default.aspx?tabid=79
Nsa-d wun uv deez drawrz b a fabyoolus praiz!
testing testing…
If you can see this commint, please let me know!
Leeza-b!!! Yur heer! YAY!!1!!
*gasp of joi*
The rescew misshum must have werked!!!
But wait- u only reskyood the plan rite?
Hmmm… HOO CARES!
I is just glad to be vissibul again!!!!
*sobs wif releefs*
{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}
*hugz leeza titelee & holdz on sew she duzzint disapparate agin*
ohai leeza-b.
There wuz a slight problem wif teh rescyoo misshun.
If you go back to the Dr. Phil picshur, yew will see that we (yew and I, that is) wuz left hanging frum a rope between two bildings, waiting for the peeple-catcher thingy. Nawt so good, akshually.
*brightens*
But, you didn’t menshun what floor ob teh bilding yew werks on. Maybe wuz nawt the elebenty-secund?
ohai Phillipe!
I iz on teh grownd floor.
*snickers*
but fanks so much for inishiating teh efforts!!
{{{{{{{{Phillipe and otter reskew cheezpeeps}}}}}}}
Maybe u cud just sneek in teh side doors.
It’s always open cuz thats where teh smokers go.
But u will has no communicashuns onse inside.
There’s a dampening feeld.
Oh, and btw… tall blonde is in here too!
grownd floor? ground floor ???
oh rats. ai wuz hoping to use the crossbow and grappling hook and elebenty feet of ohai tech bungee cords. But ai did notice yer … ai mean her … height and blondness during the reskyoo.
we can see you!! did da aliyens release you frum “i can wait”? didja see how da peeps tried to reskew you?
yes yes!! … it was like a dreem… I cud see u, but u cudn’t see me… and Auntie Em was there, and, uh, wate rong storee.
No reely I did see and it made it better and worse at teh same time!! Better b/c u tried, and worse b/c I wanted so much to say, I’M HERE! RIGHT HERE!!
*collapsez wif emoshunal exaustyun*
okay.. I think I’m invisibul again.
Can u see this, or my reply rite above??
*still seez yew*
There, there liddul gurl. All teh farm handz seez yu, nd teh door falling on yr hed didn’t kill yu, nd yu still haz teh ruby slipperz…
Bisible!!! Bisibull!
Should we let u know if we don’t see teh comment?
Otai, nao i haz tu go re-breef maiself!
testing again… can u see me now??
werdpress only seems to be letting one random commint go thru onst in a wile.
Datz teh prawblum ai wuz hazzin wen mai ICHC emayo addy & mai WP emayo addy wuzzint matchin eechuvver. Itz NAWT teh fun — bery frustraytin.
well it can’t be dat!
cuz I never sines onto WP.
* scampers in *
* weeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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OMCC, ai has soo much teh busy since teh Fashun Show… hai cheezfrends! Hao is ebberywon?
O hai, GP. Did u rember to clean up teh dressing rooms? We can’ts get our deposit back from teh JCH4K Amphitheatre until all teh floof and feathers and empty shampers bottlols are picked up.
Oh,and donut be teh forgetting to go round and have everyone sine releases so we can go ahead wif this DVD release: “Cheezpeeps Gone Styled”
Oh, and there’s talk of havening us organizize a Hallolween party. Look into that, willya? Kthx.
but… but… but…
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* mutters… ai pop in fur 2 minnits to sai “O HAI!” adn she gibes me awl dese jobs… uff, ai shud hab degree frum ecole d’phloquais bai nao!
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huh? whut yu sai? Hallolween Partee??? Yesh! WANT! ai gess yu nawt need costoom eben? juss ware yur normal clobes? cleber…
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Yesh, ai is juss hedding ober tu teh JCH4K Amphitheatre tu get teh deposit… ai has been cleeney up since Caturday nite!!!
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DBD? ai can has royaltees? fankies!
I sed “O hai” first, didn’t I?
U can has ur degree from the Ecole des Etudes Flonquaise when u has done ur dissertashun. I see u has been practicing teh “diss” part.
uh huh – ai fort ai mite du it awn “Tuff Lubbs – Hao tu tern yur TORmentor intu a Mentor”
Gud idea. I’ll proofreed it – no, wayt a minnit! Can’t proofread lolspeak. Sry. but ai’ll reed it!
Ai haz teh nastee haddock (frum teh sooper-dry windz). Ai can haz humiditee, plz?
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Yew did a luberlee job on teh fashun show yesterday, GP.
oh fankies, nightshayde! yu notice LCB was NAWT mush halp! tu busee shampling teh shampers, aifinkso!
omg that is so funny but the haert attack part is not so funny umm if anyoine wants to be my friend ask beacause i always say yes i always leave a message and i would love to have you guys be my friend and leave me a message so talk to whom evey wants to be my friend bye guys and girl dont forget i always say yes
U must be vry popular.
Nawtee, nawtee!
do yiz alwiz say yesh? would yiz say yesh to some luvvin from big big kitteh? meaow…
go find friends in the real world.
Hey, don’t be harsh. It’s ok 2 say u wantz sum fwends. Why, eben hur majestee teh cweenmj went around asking 4 njoo fwends when she wanted 2 bust teh 2,000 mark. And dis IS teh real wurld. 4 cheezpeeps.
Izzygirl, u wud mayk it eezier 2 becum fwends by turning ur nayme bloo. Iffn u dont noez hao to do it, luk 4 teh lubbely pink abatar of cweenmj and click hur nayme. In her blog, dere is awl kinds of informashun, also awn hao to get a bloo linkie naym and stuffz. Check it out. Dunt get discouradged, k?
I iz in Ur dresser furring Ur undies
I ar in ur socks
Rearranjin’ dem
LAAAASSST!!!
NOT!
Well! Wut a supprize fur me todai! A nice one 2 warm my hart.
And jus in tiem fur Halloween scariez! Fanks so much, eberyone, for gibbing me ur votes. i reely appreciate ur participashun.
w00t, w00t!!! congaratz Sadie!!!
Fank u so much! Evry tiem i getz on teh home paje, i r bery plezantlee supprized an soooo tickled pink! Wheee!
you wont esspect him
His cheef wepun is suprise…
Surprise… and furr.
….adn deh pointee endz
… and a fanactical devotion to tuna.
and t3h abilitee to nom ur toes…
surprise…
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surprise an fur…
surprise, fur, an poynty endz….
surprise, fur, poynty endz, an a fanactical devotion to tuna…
surprise, fur, poynty endz, a fanactical devotion to tuna, an t3h abilitee to nom ur toes…
surprise, fur, poynty endz, a fanactical devotion to tuna, t3h abilitee to nom ur toes… an teh comfy chayr!! (eksept himz bizzy sitting in it
oh yeah, dose kitteh are all about teh comfy chair…