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Fumms aer yooseful
eff ai had fumms, ai cud haz moar cheezburgers!
how yuu tayp that wiff no fumms??
It’s kwite eezee – ai nebber yooze mai fumms fur tiepin!
Kittehs tipe wib poyntee ends, nowze oar tayl. (Dat’s wy yu awlwayz heer ob tayls abowt kittehs.)
ohai, ai can borrow end uv fred? fankyoo. do want Kafleen 2 see tihs! (ennywun else kan see too — aifinkso wuz almoast MADED 4 teh cheezfrenz.)
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http://www.bluemountain.com/view.pd?i=197051928&m=4463&rr=z&source=bma999
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fank yoo Kafleen 4 teh lubbly kard! schmoos!
(Kafleen’s kard to awl cheezfrenz wuz heer: icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/11/funny-pictures-wut-u-means-tacky/#comment-468598)
iz berry cyute but nawt wantz tu trun awf. eerwurm!
Cheezfrenz! Gudness-u haz it! Shure Ceiling Cat purrs on you.
Cong-rats, Annipuss! Can we all thum a ryde wif you to teh tawp?
Dis bunneh haz been trying tu flag a ryde foar a wile. Hiz eerz aer getting tyred, tho.
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http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/natural_world/fantastic_pets/longest_ears_on_a_rabbit.aspx
Curse my lack of… oh, nevermind1
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O_O…
duz ennybuddy elts see a hol buncha gobbldeegook in dis comment thred? evn mor so den regular lolspeek?
n dey all ends in ekwuls sines, too. hallo?
It iz a coed – buty Ai can’t deesifer it!
hello?
I can answer.. but first tell me if you can see this comment…
Ohai Leeza Ai can see ur commint
fanks annipuss.
I ackshully had a hole bunch of commints on this thred.
I wuz gonna conduct a seanse to try an de-crypt maus.
I posted commints, and I saw them all show up…
But it never showed my name in ‘hoo’s talkin’…
And then they disappeered…
Like tehy were never there.
Werdpress… I hate u.
*whispurrs* iz a base 64 encoding…
http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
I don’t want to spoil anyone’s fun, but it makes me a bit uncomfortable when comments are encoded. It feels as if people are hiding something or saying things they don’t want everyone to read. Sorry if that makes me a bit of a troll, but that is how I feel about secret messages here.
(ooh, but now yoo knowz teh sekrit code, so now yoo can beez in on teh sekrits!! tehy kan hides nuffin frum yoo anymore!!
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ok, i gotted it now – iz E-Z an fun!! just copy teh coded bits an paste into teh “base 64″ box on teh website. tehn clikkie on teh “decode” button! yoo kan eben make yor own codes! just type wut yoo want to say in teh “text” box an hit teh “encode” button! tehn yoo haz yor choyse ob 4 diffrent coded verzhuns to chooz frum! but i agree, it wuld be gud idea to put up teh decoder website linkie wen sumwun starts yoozing teh code, so evreewun else kan play along!
oh, an pee ess: iz not sekrit at all, iz funny joke abowt maus being encoded!
I can.
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Maus haz ben encrypted.
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SSBnZXQgZGVoIENyeXB0IGtlZXBlci4=
I b helping him.
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aHR0cDovL3d3dy5wYXVsc2Nob3Uu
Y29tL3Rvb2xzL3hsYXRlLw==
T0ssIE1hdXMh
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VSBjYW4gdGF3a2luZyBub3chIQ==
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Maus shud b ok now.
oh fank you, cweenmj!!! I falled asleep, an nebber gots arownd to un-encrypting Maus….
Puur wee Maus!
Ohai, {{{{ cween}}}}}} ai se blo iz Lady annabellelee heer tudai. Ai finkso wen yu ar n skonst in wintur palis we shud be welkuming hur tu kort. yis?
Brings new meaning to “The Flop”…
Kitteh playin “52 Pickup” Ifinkso…
GMTA, maus.
an adventure tew sai the least
Kitteh plais 52 pik-up
GMTA, my friend!
GMTA!
Teh deeler was durty.
r doz mai toez? ooh!
No fumbs der, eifer
Kitteh’s thums shufled off to bufalo.
All Ur cardz ar belonging to meh
along wid all Ur munniez
I will letz U live
if U promise to obey meh and serve all mah needz
To say ‘No Comment’ is to comment…
Troo, but nawt berry clebber!
kitteh sez, i mented to do taht.
lookit tha liddle black jellybean toeses!!1!
gorilla paws!
Kitteh needz 2…
kno wen 2 hold em ♫
kno wen 2 fold em ♫
kno wen tew walk away
and
kno wen tew run…
…never cownt yur munniez wile yur sittin at teh tabul…
tehy be tiem enuf 4 cowntin wen deelin’z dun.
Kenny Rogers kitteh alsew wunders about Luceel pickin fyne tyme to leev hims.
iz hawrd to pick wifowt fumms
foar hungree kittehs anna mous in teh feeeeeeeeeldz…..
ai’z had sum bad noms,
slept throo sum sad tymes,
but tihs tyme yur skratches wont heeeeeeel…..
Kitteh needz noo-fanguld shufflin masheen, aifinkso.
Ai m n ur cards…n it iznt duing mi enny gud at awl.
OT, OMG! Mai hows iz zacklee between 2 fiyurz AGIN! Sigh…. Das closist wun iz to mai west, wiv strawng windz blowin AWAY frum mai hows, PHEW! Da uvver wun wood has to burn froo 20 miyuls uv howses b4 it reechiz me. Butt I still on ‘spark watch’….
Da seezuns uv LA – erfkwayk, flud, Santa Ana winds, an fiyurz… Sooo lurvlee…
Wii kin see teh smoek frum eever 1 or 2 fiers frum teh windowz atwerk. *sigh*
Ai m sory tu here dis, onceajinx. It mus bi scary plaec to bi in.
Mos da tym, iz nawt so bad…. Jus a fyoo tymes a yeer can get weerd! Yoo kin see in ma flickr hao purtee it is eben wiff da smokinesses!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bcgrote/
I’ll be uplodin pix awl day, speshullee et sundown, den yoo kin reeellee see da red… well, I will if I dun haffta bug owt maself!
u fergotted 2 menshun linseh lohan…
ai shorely hoep dat awl deh cheezfrenz in deh lost uv anjels aer gonna be okely dokely! hugs frum yewtah!
Ooo, onceajinkz… mai gud foughts iz wif yu, sendin awl teh windz teh otter wai! I meenz teh otter wai frum YOU! Mey yer ownly sparx be teh wunz in de kittehs fur wot maeks dem akt sparky all ober teh howse!
Hmmm, I has a turrble theeree bowt dis fiyur… Iz in area uv McManshuns dat can’t awl git sold… whut if sumwun startid da fiyur spesifiklee to git inshoorinse munnees? Dastardlee!
We lookt at howses in dat area earlier dis yeer, dey wuz still too spensive fur us to by…. Sigh, sum areas shood nebber be bilt awn!
Tankfullee, da sooper scooper planes is alreadee heer! Dey’s tryin ta drop waddur, but winds is BERREE bad, 65 mph gustseses. Yikes!
{onceajinx} holding you in prayerz
Tanks, Mary O’! Also wee prays fur da fiyurfiterz an peeps whuts gots to ebakyoo8! Dis area duz haz sum horsees, an da fiters R wurkin SOOOO hard to mek da fiyur go rownd da top uv da Vallee to da opin lands. Lookin purtee good on dat, too!
Wun heckacoptr pilut, Scott Rieff, wuz awl freekin owt cuz hims pooch wuz et home alone, but hims pet sitters went an gawt hims poochie owt sayf! Yay!
Yay! for pet sitters. fanx for remindering me about the fyremens, reskue peeps, and the evakuatees.
“whut if sumwun startid da fiyur”
wud nawt surprizes mee — unfoarchoonatlee.
wiv taht kinda munnies at stayke tho, u canz betcha teh insurance companees will be checkin it owt VERRY THOROLY. but duz nawt doo any gud foar ennywun wiv teh “collateral damaj”.
Yah, dey’s purtee shur deez fiyurz R “suspishus”… Deez Sanna Ana winds mek peepul crazeeyer!
Luk Ma, 4 paws! Shuffling liek dis creates a foe paws! Ennybuddy fer a gayme of poeker?
KITTEH DUZ A CARD TRIK
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Iz dis yer card?
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No?!?
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Hao abowt dis wun?
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No?!? Nawt dat wun eever?
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KITTEH GETZ DISTRAKTID BY SHINEE SPARKLEE FING & RUNZAWAY
Oft Optiks, but very portant:
THANKYOU!!!
fore awl teh burfdai wisheseseses: Ai is hassing a lubberly dai wiv wyn and choklits an frends an bloons an fetti an ebbereefing!!!
Hippo, hippo birdies, Abrrrcat! Pik a card!
BTW, der owldest kitteh eber libed tu 38 yeers, wich iz 171 yeerz in hoomin turms. Soa, anywun heer under 171 iz yung. Lurn adn unnerstand teh wizdum ob teh kitteh.
My Looby-Lou Kitteh wuz 23 wen her waddled ober teh brij.
Her wuz a biiig tortie/calico girl wiv verry short legses an her belleh rubbed
teh grownd!
She was wise. …In the ways of teh can opener!
Yoosed to call her ‘Beak’ or ‘Owl cat’ cuz she had teh wisdom and teh owlish iyes
sounds lik mai babee Willow – shez a Calico girl wib a rund belly from her kittens. Herz onlee 5 now so she onlee a babee rly.
Glad yoo hadded a good day, an it wuz lubbly seeing yoo tihs eebnin
Tiddley Peeps was berry happy to see you agen an tehy wished you moar Happitayl Birfday an sed yoo is FTW !!!
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Asda Pizza………. NOM!!!
Bottul ob wyn an crap tellee – awlso NOM!
happy burfday!!! didja get some o da cake I maid you?
*wyps crums form mowf and trys to luk innosent*
No?
*sigh 0 releef bekuz she didn’t notice awl da lickee marx on da icink*
*realizes iz prolly cuz she bin into da “juice” adn iz bwayne numbed by teh cwap telly*
Oi! Ai resembul taht remark!
Dymund boii verii, verii Qte.
ATTENSHUN PLZ!!! Urgent dat yu goez tu teh “Upcoming” paige an c teh Fyrewimmen an teh kitteh! It broht teerz tu mai eyes! Reely, iz tru!
I LURVS da wun “donletgo donletgo donletgo”! Dat pitcher iz full uv win!!
(Ai calld hubbee to ask him to pleez come homez NAO cuz da freeways iz awl gettin clozd… Fadder in LOL drivin in frum Vaygness tonite, I hopes he can get froo!!)
Sho me 52 pikup, I show yu 10 pointy enz.
Dealin from teh bottom of teh dek, yer doin’ it wrong.
Wot abowt deeling from teh syde? Wen distrakted by shyny fings?
I has a kwestion about lols.
When u make one.. how do you know if it ever goes to teh voting pages?
I has made one, clik on my blooness and u can see it.
And if u like it, u can vote for it.
Ok I’s having an exitstenshul crisis ifinkso!
I post.. I see it post.. but I don’t come up under who be talkin!
Iz that cause I changed my link from my profile to teh lol I maded?
It did that tu mii wunst yesterday, tew!!
WP b messing wif ower minds agin.
dis iz makin me CRAZEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Leeza – Ai maed a lol frum wun ov teh picks ov Blossom. Hur is SEW splortayshus an snorgilishus!
Did u reed teh messidj ai lefted 4 u? It gibs mi teh beeg sad, tho.
Iz berryberry kyewt! I voted 4 it, I iz dun mai votin 4 prezzydint adn had sum votes leftt…
Yor kittehs is so splortashisly kyewt I maded a LOL owt uv anudder uv yor pix.
O Hai, Leeza. Wif teh noo voting sistim, awl teh lolz goes to teh voting pages, aifinkso. Datz wun uv teh benefitz fur teh cheezes dat be — dey duzzint hasta go thru dem awl to pik & choose ennymoar. Dey awl getz voted upon.
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Unless, uv coars, ai iz rong, wich iz pawsibul.
4 mai next twick . . .
pik a kard, any kard…
This wut happenz wen u kan’t get into de catfood bag
But you can find the vodker an de nachoze
watch more here
Hai?
Hai!
hai!
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i liek how kitteh’s poophole wuz blacked owt.
KITTEH IS NOW SFW.
Kuz kyoot furry kitty butt be HIYLY OFFENZIV!
test… test… can anyone see me?
Ai seez u, but it is a day latur…
HEY! Hoo took mai nekkid laydee cardz?
Doan wurree, kitteh. Ai nawt sew gud at shufflin cardz an ai do has thums!
Ai noes…iz hard to shuff teh crdz – i too has been known to end up wiv crdz all ober me…altho aifinks ai maybe had had sum wyn tht tyme – mebee thts dis kittehs prblum too?
Tihs deal is getting werse all teh time…
Ai bet kitteh deelz a lot of gaems of 52-card pikup!!!1!
yepez
ho do i make an lol i know ow to do it i just dont know how to get it on the main page i make it with words and all and i click save and submit bu it doesnt work
About 10,000 new lols are made every day. The best are selected by the “Powers-that-be” and only 5 get on the front page each day. Good Luck!!!!
its okay kitteh, we all bin dere!
That was really weerd.
I posted teh above reply almost 30 min ago and SAW it show up. Then, it disapeered.
*muffled cursez directed at werdpress*
*sigh*
THIS is why teh reskew is takin so long.
ok, so maus and starling are bof encrypted.
I fink maybe a seance wid werk??
hmmm…. supplies for seanse. wot do we need?
Anteeters tung
Bug eyez
Cauldron