See no evil
See no evil
heer iz wun kitteh dat noes ebil.
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Where’s EM?
Himz must nawt b round, cuz da kitteh nawt b seein, heerin, noar unnerstannin noe ebil…
Ebil’s wayz aer income pre hensile.
Mai income iz pre-hensile awlsew — it fyndz itz wai owtta mai wallit alla tyme…
no… just hard to grasp..
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wich is probly why lcb hasnt joyned teh ebil side yet- we has kukkees! and ai didnt even eet awl uv tehm!
ohai, and conga rats to you Aahz. Ai has just discobblered a emayo from JCH4K, and ai has been sadly remiss in mai duties, but wud yew mind if ai post a msg from her, here awn yer taupe spot comment?
*drags in teh ill oominated billboard*
*plugs it in*
bzzzzzzzttttttttttssssssssss spark spark!!
oops
*replaces bulbs*
*plugs in again*
ok, naow itz werking:
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER AMBERCAT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
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*smoke coming out of billboard thingy*
Pd’B walks away, wistling cazyoually
Happitayl Birfday, Ambercat!!!
A berry, berry happi birfdai, Ambercat!! I hazznt bin heer mush latelee…Butt, am glad to beez heer now to wish U manee moar!!!!!
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I haz Asti Spumonte 4 awl ov us cheezfrenz.. *pours sparklee bevrij into bewtimus crystal fluted glasses* *cheez* *clinkee glasses*
looks enbeeusslee @ teh asti spumanteee*
Happy Birfday, Ambercat!!!
An happee nawt secund, Aahz!!
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d’Onquet!!
here’s a parfait….just inbented fr Ambercat to sharez wif da d’onquet:
fergit da spumante- dis be any flavah you wants,refills ad infini tums,
and no calorieez or side effex.
i love you, mary
An ai luvs teh cherree awn teh top!! So cyoot!!
oh sweetpea – datz a pretteh parfait! talent – you gotz it!
*SPARK*
*ZAP* *cracklecracklecrackle*
OH NOES! Tehre’s a fyr! Cawl teh YNFyrmens!
Ai forgetted to tern bloo!
Is Ai bloo yet?
Taht’s bedderer. Cawl teh YNFyrmens!
Ohai Ly! I nawt can haz seen U inna wyl… Haow U B?
Ai has had a pleh, prolly frum dansin nekkid. So naos Aiz drinkin hawt chokklit an dressd WARM!
Haos yu?
Dansin nekkid KAN gib u a pleh.
Dat r cuz ur nekkidniss r a verrreh speshull gifft dat moast r not
dessurbin
ub. U gibs it too dem and dey say “WOOT! a nekkid dansur!” an
drool an gobbul it up in a trice and den goe on wiff dere day.
Butt, see, ur nekkidness deserb MOAR dan dat.
It r speshul an shud bee shared wiff speshul vyooour, not jusst
sum dummass purrsun dat doan reelize dey has a cum across a
jewull.
At least….
*crickets*
**donkey looks around**
dats wutt *I* finks…
*kisses lyanthya on cheek an runs*
umm, Butt, isnt dummass an oxy moron?
Fanks, Kafleen! Ai has retyrd frum teh nekkid dansin.
Kafleen, a smart donkey should never call anyone else an dumb ass!
butt…butt…i r teh expert…
Yur rite! Call em az yu see dem! (Yu noes I wuz jokin, rite? I jus fot it wuz funny when da donkey wuz talkin abowt da ass, but I haz a weerd cents of humour…)
nope, nope,….i’m gunna eet wurms in teh garden.
*clopping sound is herd*
*Harry watches furtively and catches Donkey in the act of
not only NOT eating worms, but munching figs straight from
the tree!!*
Crud. I has been caught.
Iz a emr..Para..Amby Lens Driber, I can halps?
OOhhh der are sparklies in da fyre…..
Duz yu noes hao to cyoor teh Nekkid Dansdansdans Pleh?
moar nekkid dansdansdans? altho ai think that idansdansdans mite get a bit upset iffn we keep steelin her kloths…
No, NO moar nekkid dansdansdans! It gibd me pewmonya!
AH -HA!!!!! Sew dat’s ware awl mai kloths haz bin dist apeering to! ly, U may beez yung an gorjus butt I can nawt dew dansin wifowt klothsis N E Moar..
Cuz onct i gets awl dis startid.. itz jus tew darn hard tew getz it stawpt!!!
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I used to do da dans ov da five washklofs… Butt, now it haz becummed da dans of da sebbin towls insted!!
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Glad yore feline bedder lyantha.
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An fanks for da care an concern, kitsunerina!!
rotflmfao
take dis awmost two hawt toddy.
get in da hawt hawt hawt tub.
sippy teh hawt toddy.
When da toddy is drunk, get oudda da tub and wrap in dis nice floofy cheezpeeps map blankit, dat is cozzywarm frum teh drying mashin.
Ooohh, nise… Fanks!
Foar mowst cowlds adn chills, I rekkomint 2 tabulspoons honey, two tabulspoons lemonie juss in a mug ob hawt watur. For dis spessifik kays, replays hot watur wib mead oar chokkolit martoonies.
Mmmmm… sownds nummy.. an cura… kuri.. gud for U!!!
imagining dat ambercat has a happy that the fyremens are coming…until she realizes itz da mini candulz on teh caek dat caused de fyre…
O fanky Fleep!!! I nawt bin round 2dai n din’t b noein bowt da burfdai!!
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Hippo Birdees Deer Ambercat!!!
Awlsew Layt Hippo Birdees Deer LCB!!!
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I bin shoppin 4 LCB’s burfdai prezzie, triein 2 b fyndin sumfin herz wood liek n herz nawt can haz (or nawt can yoink) yet… Wyl I wuz at da stoar I seen anuvver 1 awlmoast jess liek it, sew I gotted it 4 Ambercat. Heer dey b: (I nawt b havvin tym 2 rap ‘em – hoap U doan mynd)
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4 da burfdai kittehz, 2 neerlee-matchin chokklit dispinsurz n da shayp uvva hy-tek jool kays (fink sumfin liek da wun n da Pink Panfur moovee), purr-tektid bai infrared layzur beemz. But win U brake da beem wif ur paw, insted uv settin awf da uhlarm, da kays dispinsiz peesiz uv nommabble chokklit wif sordid kreemee fillinz, cuvverd wif mykro-thin reel gowld leef (berree shynee n taystee!!). Uv cors, da kays nebber goaz imptee, sew derez awlwaiz chokklitz 4 U!! LCB’s is bryt shynee pollishted seelvur wif uh kleer glass kays, n Ambercat’s is brushted brass (Amber-toned) wif uh Amber-kullerd kays.
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Hoap U 2 nawt b awlriddee havvin wun… Injoi!!!
oooh happeee birfdae, ambercat!!
ai haz a beeyootimus birfday cake heer wif rosez on it in your favrite kulurs!
(we can has cake nao?)
moar fun dan a barrle 0 munkees
adn sertainlee moar fun dan doze free munkees wif da see no ebil, speek no ebil, etc. ifinkso.
kittehs smell bedder too.
An generally doan frow dems poops aroun.
jeneralleee
ai cums home frum werk sum mornings an find kittehpoops in odd playcez. ai finks iz obiwan an kittehpoops sumtimes stikks to floofeebuttfurr. he no throw, he plase strat eegypt cally.
Basement Cat’s Minions… tehy lerns teh rooles
no… those iznt basement cat minyuns- thatz me, rhsb, and leeza at teh last Ebil Minyuns partee…
taht wuz teh wun rite b4 EM took awai mai pi-pult… happee memrees..
Kittehz aer purrfeck!
Three wyze kittehs
Sept dat wun on teh end. Him dun geddit. I fink. Him say: “Hunh?”
an therefore he is teh wisest uv awl- bekuz wyse is teh wun whu kan aks fore help (and blonde is teh wun whu gets it and still playz dum kuz its more fun taht way).
ur grayskael iz werkin gud todai!
But derez sum weerd wite piksulz in ur blak ayreeuh…
hunh?? aer you saying dere’s da ebil *luks around & wisperz* fotoshopp’d sstuff??
Noe, Noe, Noe!!!! I nawt b trollin bowt shopt pix — da blak kitteh can haz sum strai wite piksulz in himz furz… Datz awl…
*luks askanz at Aahz*
**taykz sweetpea’s skanz, straytinz it owt, n givz it bak**
rly funy i fink
Teh wun on teh rite iz sayin, “iz dat a canopunur ai heerz?” aifink.
Oar iz da wun on teh rite akshually a canopener? Der’s teh handul (points tu eer pointing sideways). Turn dat adn pointy ends will pop owt adn open teh can!
tha ‘do no ebil’ kitteh doesn’t exist.
Sorry. thats not fair. kittehs dont meen to be ebil. we just misinterp.. misintrap… misunderstand them.
Congaratz awn brayd yu 3, Lord Aahz, Sweetpea, Pinnygig boi, wut wil yu awl hab fur sillibrate? We wil kundoan no ebil.
ai can has snugglee blankie plzthx – ai has a sleepee! (but nawt tu sleepee tu check in onna mai cheezfrends!)
Ai lukked awai nd problee yu haz gawn tu beddeebai. slepe wel, liddul furee being.
nd Loard Aahz, ai iz gud. Speshlee cuz ai gawt no bak takz. Dortur iz cpa nd haz bin taiking gud care ub dat. Yu wur mising in akshun heer fur a wile. iz gud tu se yu bak.
Ohai, Ladymonde!! Haow R U 2dai? Whale, sints we nawt b kundoanin ebil, (and sintz I gotz 2 b up layt 2nite werkin awn bak taksiz *pleh*pleh*pleh*), I beddur can haz sumfin tame liek Virgin Pina Coladas, Virgin Mint Juleps, Virgin Marys, oar Nada Daiquiris. Noe ebil heer…
…septin mebbe da bak taksiz… Dat’s ebil…
They must have saw Oscar winner “Gandhi”.
Dat’s ’splains whi kittehs does bad fingz .
Dey dunna noes it r bad.
Dat’s whi dey looks at u leik
WHUT I DID?
It wuz full of fun.
u tries. Jus hitz teh toylee papur an waches it pile up onna fl00r!
Whasso bad ’bout dat?
Free Liddill Kittehz
fayss interrogayshun frumz
angree Prittee Wun
Gray smudjj Kitteh luukz
disstrakkted. Willz beez hawrd 2
getz strayt ansurr.
Liddill Toartee takz
awn Prittee Wun wiff stayreeng
cawmpitisshunn. Dis
Mayz taykz a lawwwwng tyme.
Himz Prittee Wun iz hawrd coar
vetturrun atz dis
Kewt Seel Poynt Kitteh
deesydez 2 playz “Dum”. Prittee
Wun can’tz halp butz laff
Prittee Wun knoez dat
if wun Liddill Kitteh iz
nawtee, all shoodz beez
Pusnisht. Dat meenz no
Cheezburgrz 2nyte. Dayr coodz
beez sum 2morro
Jack.
ooooo, a magni ficent opus, . the epic win of 3 lil Kittehs cormtinyuz…
Keep going, Jack – and we cud maek this into a play!! GRATE STUFF!!!
claps floofy paws in huje panda moan eeum of apple awz
an sez
“that’s teh troof, jack”
mah evils! dey not see it!
Is there any way to determine the source of this photo? I’d swear the “speak no evil” one is my cat–who had two blue siblings and the pointed. She is almost 20 years old now, and I don’t have a kitten photo. All the markings are incredibly similar.
hai Stephanie. We dont know. You wud hav to ask teh burgers.
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Well – ai dont know. Purrhaps sumwun heer duz. An there ar thousands ov lurkers – so they say.
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Hello out there!! Lurkers!! Yoo HOo!! Duz enewun know teh ansewr to Stephanie’s kweschun? Yoo can speek in plain Ingerlish if that wud be eezier fur yoo.
I fink I seen dis on “Law & Order”
FUN foto — SUUPER kapshun!!! WIN kapshun!
i duz befinkz ah postud dis funnee first.
Dat last kitteh luks liek he unnerstanz no…ennything!!1!
Das wut i fought wen I did teh riginal post.
Noe kittoon evur knoez evuhl. Onlii gud. Kittoonz purrfeck.
Little kity is cool no mesy they may be mafia
yay, i’ve seen sum terrible terrible things today, this makes me feel bettr.
shouldn’t that be “baroo no evil?”