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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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one word covers it
in spit
“read my lipsssssssssssssssssphths!” kitteh sez
well, ai wood, but yer tung keeps gettin in teh way!
*snerk*
anna LOL!!
Anom!
Conga rats on ur nawt-secund.
Haz sum chocklit graschoppers
ummmm, fanx. (voice goes up an octave) sounds, um, nootrishus?
alsew sownds kinda sharp and kutting… are tehy choklit mardi-gras- choppers?
dey are minty chocklit faux choppers
mmmmmmint.
Or “PFFFFFTTTT,” depending on teh way yu pronownce it.
thhhhhbbbbbpt.
bill de cat
*ack* *ack* *ack*
Mah liddul gurl asked teh uther day why ai sez “ack.” Itz tuff explaynin Bill teh Cat to a 4-yr-old.
Ai has alreddy tried dat, amandakat.
I ses, Dere is dis matter ub ellebunty cheezburgers.
Hee ignores mee.
Wutt can u doo?
Start cooking the ellebunty cheezburgers…U haz his undevidid tenshuns.!
Um….*looks arown confuzzulled*
I FINKSO dey wur eeten long time ago……………
He wuz supozed to pai yu for dem on Twosday, rite?
iffn ai can ebber gets mai avatar to werk, its bill teh cat! i also have an opus tattoo!
Puddy_tat sent me dis linkie:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6kuSNKfAxSo&feature=related
Ur request is denied.
Now open some gushiefuds
:snerk: typiclol kitteh response tu just abowt enneefing.
ohai my cween!
er. can u see me??????
*wisperz* are you trying to be inbisibul? try pushing da cerulean button on da bracelet…
NOES!
I is trying NOT to be invisibul!!!!
werdpress made me invisubul todays, from teh 3 pm lol. I posted commints, and I cud see them but no one else cud. And then they vanishet. So I was testing to see if I existed agin in ICHC.
But fanks for teh info on the cerulean button!
Do u know wut teh sienna one does?
makes you burnt?
well, at least dat wot it says on my crayLola.
*big yawn, but nawt becuz o da cheezpeeps*
i must go regenerate now. niteynite !
G’nite, CLG!! Schmoo!
:schmoo: to you, too!
nite e nite y’all!
r u shure?
I wuz hoping it wud toast someone else’s tush!
here, lemme lukkat it.
i think it is pawsibul…
raises one spoklike eyebrow…
who did you has in mind?
just knowing it iz pawsibul…
is enuf.
Y yes, yes i can see u!
*sobs unashamedlee wif releefs*
I wasn’t shure I existed anymores!!!
Oh deer!! such a sad storee.
*rappz leeza-b inna nise soft floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee*
*handz her a cuppa hot chokklit wif
*wippee kreem and chokklit sprinklolz
Dere, dere, u’ll b ok. WP just being stinkee.
*gibz WP a durty luuk.
*sigh*
fanks cween.
I fink I’ll goes to beds now.
hopefully tomorrow everything will be normall agin, and this will be liek a bad dreem.
*cudduls in2 blanket and curls up hoping for better dreems. NOT involving WP*
G’nite Leeza-b! Schmoo!!
*addz jigger uv Baileyz to Leeza-b’z chokklit
*tu help her sleep.
♫ Lol a bai, adn gud nite,
♫ Wi-if kitteez bee di-ite
♫ Wi-if LOLcatz o-er hed
♫ Iz Leeza’z wee bed.
Awwww cweenjm!! That sounded reelee purtee! hav yoo bin praticssin9g awn yur baybbee grandsun??
schmoo frum me two, leza-b
>stans bai teh cween an shakes finger at WP<
i thinks your bracelet not ah purr ateing wifin noarmal paramaterz.
you didn’t press three buttons at once causalitying a caskade??
oh, noes!
THaT cud be reelee skeeree!!
…n dis r wut a cat tongue looks lyke…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1667950
priddee kewl, huh?
yah, tahts a reely cool pic! funny capshun too!!
Mebbe wii shud try DAT fur teh ekonomee.
try wut? stikking ower tungs owt at it?
*nod*
Mebbe sprayin it wif catspit azwell.
letz add sum elbo greez wile we’re at it… it helps shine teh spit.
My political opinion, exactly.
O Hai, Kafleen!
*skritches Kafleen along teh mane & behin teh eerz*
Awlwaiz sew nice to see yoo!!!
*wiggLols wiff glee*
*pats teh floofy donkeh hed*
*ooooooooh*
DAT wuld be a WIN used in politicul debatez!!1
why, tanks
Poly tics – sumfing parrots get teh vet tu treet.
Dat b making a much centz az ennething dey b saying in deh deebeightz.
Diz kitteh shud advize Bushie on deh conomee, aifinkso! Ai nebber herd deh problum bedder analyzed.
Try dat fur all de politicats. (Kittehs always honest. Want noms, ask for noms. Want snurgles, rub on hoomans. Stalk berdies, stare out windows and talk kitteh talk. Gets tireds, lie down and sleepz.)
vry mush mor hones dan teh hoomins ai fink.
Eggsacklee! hones an tudah poynt. (or tudah poyntee enz)
tryin to deeside which one is teh true master debater…McCain, Obama, or tihs kitteh.
Hmm…not as eesy as I thot…
Deh kitteh!!!! Paws down!!!!!!!
=lolness!!
ninjaopolisness
no moar goosheefudz?
I needz to l0se wayt?
well then.
PTTTHHBBPPPPTTTTBHPPPP!!!
skru dat!!!
What pretty eyes!
I Aggreze!
Kittehs are alwayz suckkkksinctz and to da pointz…… Thankz goodnesses for kittehs!!! Deys humblez hoomans
and kittehs has lots of pointy ends to get to da pointz with…
dis is what mai boss said last time sumwun aksded about a raise.
!!!lol!!!!
Frum udder comminds, bozz was honist, suckksinctz, and tudah pointz.
kitteh iz werkin on premiss taht iz mundae an iz in leege wif teh ovver too kittehs.
nawt doin nuffin
cept bein kitteh
U tell ‘em, kitteh!!1!
Ellokwent Kitteh
feenks lawwwwwng andz hawrrrrdz b4 himz
beecumz ellokwent
Sum reespawnsez needz
so few wurdz. Wenz awllz elss faylz
tryz a Brawnkz cheer
Saym reespawnss canz beez
yuzd wenz Kitteh fyndz owtz dat
dayrz no Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
Oh hai, Dis b a Cheezpeepz Map update. Wuzzat? u duz’t noeing bowt dhe map? Well, u just lukking at diz:
It b mai dreem tu habbing deh Cheezpeepz awl ober deh whirrld. (i REELEE b wanting a Auntee Arktika peep) Dis map b fur awl deh cheezpeepz — comminterz, lurkerz, adn eben deh trollz. U awl b a part uv deh Cheezland. If u b reeding dis, u shud b on deh map! Oh, u dun’t noe howz tu b onna map?? it b eezee. sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. And if u wanting it, I kin putting in deh bloo linkee tu ur ICHC profile.
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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I startinged dis map just 3 weekz ago, and awlreddee wii haz 226 Cheezpeepz on deh map!! Dere b sew mennee I haz started dividingz dem up in2 Kololoneez. Deh Cateefurnya Kololonee b deh biggest wif over 20 peepz. On deh map, deh Kololoneez b habbing deh green push-pin marker. Deh commint fur teh kololonee marker haz deh namez uf deh peepz and a link tu deh map fur dat Kololonee. I hav madinged a masterlist uv Cheezpeepz, sew u kin nowing witch kololonee deh peepz b in. it b heer:
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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But, dere still b mennee plaisis wifowt ennee cheezpeepz.
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wii now return u tu ur reglar commints.
States wifowt cheezpeepz:
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Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wyoming
instan reakshun to yer advice
Rude kitteh is rude.
Prez Bush-cat? Is that you?
Dis mah reakshun tu ar noo holly-dai shehjuul teh bawskitteh sent owt yesturdai. Wii can has Kthxbaigivin Dai awf, but no dai aftur. If u wants dat dai, u can has vaycayshun dai. Wii can has Catsmus Dai n dai aftur Catsmus, butt no Catsmus Eev. Wii has Noo Yeerz Dai awf, but has tu b bak tu wurk dai aftur, wich b dai b4 Caturday.
Agin, gud sir, ai say PTHPBPBPBPPTHTHBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“kthxbaigivin dai” LOL
PTHPPPPPPTHB: dat’s mai opinyun & I’s stickin’ tew it!!!
kitteh has pretteh aiyz! Liek mah kitteh, who I miss…
dumb college no pets rule!
Nao wut collij nawt allo kittehs oar ovver pets? Doan dey noes dat kittehs can halp wif teh studee tymz? Wen ai wuz a lilkitteh, ar kittehs awlwaiz halpd mah mamakitteh studee her hoamwurkz, speshlee fizix oar kemistree.
“Itz teh ekonomii, stoopy!”
thagt made meh lulz reely hard!
*PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBH*
roflol, 1 word says it all, mwha ha ha
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (wipes self off)
Ha-ha-ha-ha (I gots kitteh spitz on mes)