Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiiip
Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiiip Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiiip Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiiip
can u turn it 2 da udder side?
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CORMS!
wotchu lukkin at, human?
cormgrats to use chopp’d livah grrrl… adn ob cors 2 maus, annipuss adn valesa 2es…
up u goes 2 da tybootek! der be menneh purrrty fings!
Oh hai!! Did u see?? Gibbocat snukted in last nite on deh “Valentinez Day” Lol. I finkso him haz restokkinged deh Ty booteek wyle he wuz heer. Luk arownd and see wutz gnu!!
Iz hooman not human
cue music relevant too yr interests for diz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_q3QRFeN0&feature=related
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speshully yous full to you yung whippersnappahz wot dusn’t no wot a typriter is/sounds like.
A whole generation now doesn’t know what a typewriter is or what one sounds like when played like a musical instrument… like this classic gem of Jerry Lewis playing an imaginary one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ySmnxy29Q
They also prolly don’t know who Jerry Lewis is, either.
my thots exactly …. I’m wondering how many people under 30 would catch this one ……
i know wat a type writer is though! lol
YAY! Conga rats Chopp’d Livah Grrrl, en nawt second!
Corms! Wif Budder!
GMTA, you just maed it gormay
Ida beetcha wifout teh budder, Ifinkso!
I likes the roasted corms wid kosher salt, dash of cayenne and lime jooz
Yesh! I cuks dem onna grill owtsyde. I uses cajun spices sumthymes too.
cajun spices sounds delishus
does U like blackened catfish wid cajun spyces?
Nope. Blackening is impossible to do at home, and very few professional cook s can do it right either. My food snobbery: let me show you it.
dere are Cajun restaurantz neer Pentagon citeh
demz duz it just rite
yes is impossible to do at home
I a foodie 2 and I lubs mah spyces
I uses a coffeh grinder to grind demz fresh
yu needs to try teh RT’s restrawnt on Mt Vernon opposite teh Birtchmeer !
allygator soop!
ps I meant to sai ohai, we libs in Del Ray so tat be RT’s on teh Mt Vernon Avenoo in Alekszandria, not teh Mt Vernon Estate! !
hear, hear!! i finkso you need a nutter moniker for cwazy chef, dough!
Good idea! Suggestions?
what is deh name of the maus in ratatooie?
Remy
Remy is a rat
Rats is different than mouses
Yes, I is picky…
too true! dere iz mor dark meats on a rat.
how bowt Eety Gourmay?
Hai
Hai!
*headdesk*
Not bad, actually…
Gotta go, guys. My laptop’s hard drive is being encrypted this afternoon, and I can’t be online for most of the process. See all y’all tomorrow!
Yum!! Akshullee sownds nommy!!! (altho I duz lubs mii teh butter awn teh corms…jes aks mai hips!)
HEY! How the heck are you! I’ve haven’t seen you around here for a bazillion years!
a minit on deh lipz and a lyfetime on deh hipz?
how is Uz PB2K
how is deh immunitehz
and deh kittehz
I’z doin bery bery well, Maus & 2K!!
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Mai lappytop, howsumeber, iz nawt so grate, akshulee. A cuppla weeks ago it went “blargh” an died. So it had to go to teh Applol fix-it plays, an I jest gettid bak awnlien dis weekend wehn a fren let me borry hiz lappytop until myn iz fixed.
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Teh immunitehz ar coming along — in a week or so, we mai start tapering off one of the immunosuppression drugs, so I might start returning to “normal” – whatever that’s going to be! I haz sum rashes dat ar caused by teh “Graft-versus-Host Disease” which meen dat mai new boicells ar werking well. An nao dat I’z got teh rash, teh disease can stawp!!
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Teh kittehs ar bery happitail dat I’z hoam, an dey lieks to sit wif/awn mii a LAWT!
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Todai iz mai Day 54! I’z ober half-wai done wif mai 100 days!! Whee!
It’s good to hear you’re doing well! It’s also good to hear that your absence was only “mechanical”…
{{{PB2K}}} fanks fur deh updatez
gud 2 knoz U iz doing good
I sendz U happeh and healing thotz
and hopez all demz pleh rashes goes awai soon…
Gud to heer frum yu, PB2K! Iz been finking about yu.
Yay for being more than halfway fru!!! Yay for gud immunities, nd hazing a happy rash.
Dat’s bedder dan a nappy rash!!!!!!
OH, PB2K, Dat awl b such gud newz!!
Well, eggsept deh ded lappytop>
I sew glad u adn ur two ownerz b dewing so well.
*happee dans, happee dans, happee dans*
gud for u Pb2K!!
glad all is goin well!!
rashes.. not always bad, ackshully??
i was jest thinkin ’bout u this am- glad 2 hear ur progressing!
ohai pb2k! i notised yoo wuznt arownd an wuz a liddle wurried. glad to heer it wuz teh compyooter taht borkded, not yoo! hooray taht evreefing iz going well, keepin pawz crossed taht teh next 46 dayz goez gud too!
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oh good to hear frum you PB2K. Ai wuz wundering how you is, and now ai noes and the answer is good. Glad you has a pyooter to use. Welcome bak!
YAY!!!! I was wondering how you are!!!
*runz across room leaving floof all ober da place*
*tries to stop but skids on da hardwood flaw*
*blompbalompbalomp*
*endz up at Pwned’s feet luks up adoringlee*
Where you BEAN!!!?
oh, and i mint to dew dat.
Ov corse yoo did!!! Awl gud kittehs meen to do whut dey do!
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I’z bin going thru cheez-withdrawal, du to a lak ov a pyooter. I’z bak nao, fanks to sum frenz hoo ar letting mii borry a lappytop!
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(see above fer teh helf an kitteh update)
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*gibs CLG/MaryO lawts of eer skritches*
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzz
YESH!!!! Dats waht wee do 2! Mix teh cayenne wif teh saltz inna bowl, tehn dipz a limewej inna mix and spredd onna cormz…..NOMMALISHUSS!
dats eggsactly the wai I eatz it!
curious coincidence?
or does I knoz U?
we gotz this ressa pea from r frend who iz from India. Naow we dont lyke it enny uvver wai!
hehhehheh. yup. i avoids da butter . (but i absoloootley duzn’t eat da margarine. nopes. is ebil)
buttah makes ebryfing bettah
yeah, but iz addiktif. one lil blob and i am hooked again…
ohai CLG!
I just uploded some more kitten-y pix.
One in partockular I fink u will find cyoot.
I maded a lol of it.
*warning* *warning* *danjur* *danjur*
CHRG warning – plz to make shur yoo are wering yor CHRG if yoo clikkies on leeza-b’s blooness to see her pix! tehr iz much splortayshuness tehr!!
ORINJ ONE……
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to closet and puts on anti-splort hockey helmet*
Soo… yur nawt keepin anee ov teh floofee bebbehs, rite? Hmmm?
I wud love to… but I fink my house is onlee big enuf for 3 kittehs.
And if u axed Thelma and Weezy, they’d say 2.
2 of them definitely has homes.
Only looking for one for teh oranj boykitteh now.
yoo prolly doan wanna kno den dat I’z using awl teh buttah I wantz dese daze – iz an eezee wai to git calories wehn I doan wanna eet much. Wehn mai appetite iz bak to nermal, it’s gonna be hard to stawp eeting lawts ov buttah!!
Yesh, margarine is teh pleh! But is OK to eat sum budder, jes not too mush.
yes littlol buttah goes a long way…
i has a strategery: use da olive oil win i cans, and add butter for flavor when it counts- and sometimes there is no substitute for da flavah.
werks for me: did i menshun i has Egg salad good cholesterol? i duz- witch is why i was shocked, just shocked when those ebil wrong test results caem back wif da nombers of an obese middle aged male who dwinks too muches (i aer non o doze fings)
I do pretty much the same thing. I keep three or four kinds of olive oil for different purposes.
my current stongly flavorite iz Portugeeese. Da best olive oil i ever tasted, dough, i had on Crete at a rehearsul dinner: freshed pressed oil from the father0tehbride’s olive harvest frum the famblyz treez. To die for:
surprisingly (to me) it tasted like golden flowers.
It was good enough to drink (and, indeed we did sip some!), which I really can’t say for the pleh wine…
Okay, cooking, dipping, vinaigrettes, and…
lolz!
what’ve u been up to DK?
haven’t seen u much.. been in the NB, purrhaps??
testing again…
Teh budder makes it yellolol….taseee treet!
alsew budder maeks salt an peppah or udder seeznings stik, udderwiez dey fal offa da korms.
2 a tyoon bai Leroy Anderson
hah! i was thinkin da saem fing!!!
Mii tew!!!!
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(an nao I haz an eerwurm!!)
It’s a bedder eerwurm dan sum weev had laytlee!
*a faynt voys frum far far away:
♫liddlol boxez onna hillside
♫liddlol boxez maid uv tikkee-takkeee
*anuzzer faynt voys frum far far away:
♫Wink-a-dink-a-dooo
yodeladeeyodelaydeeyodelay dee (big bref) HOOOOOOOO♫
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
can I haz some floss?
iz bilt in
iz cormsilks. dey floss fue yew.
I has a corm holder.
okays, turn it a liddle now.
now a liddle more.
to teh lefts now.
u don’t xpect ME to move, do u?
I iz moving my mouf, u sposed to do teh rest.
(dis how it werks in my house wif Weezy teh corm cween.)
u bees well trainded leeza
Ai has a corns an U CANNOT HAS!
AI haz MANY CORMZ!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/31/nom-nom-nom-x-3/
i think i saw dat kittey at the state fair eatin roasted corms … nom nom!
wuz tehy deep-fryed? yoo kan gets anyfing deep-fryed at teh state fayr!
ai thinks yoo can getz it all deep-fryed at the afyr but I lieks the roasted corms bestest!
kitteh sending out sekret message on teh cormwriter.
wif auto-matik platen-cob rotayshun.
Enigma, it iz, aifinkso.
Nawt menee ov teh yunger cheezpeeps will get tihs lol. Onlee us olden wuns will geddit.
Mai granpacat still uzez himz manyooal typeriter. Mahm still haz hur IBM Selecktrick, wif teh innerchanjibul font bawlz. (“font bawls” sownz teh funnee)
is demz like hairbalz
U nawt kno wut a font bawl iz, 2_k?
Ai go fine a pikshur 4 u….
BRB…..
Heer u go…
cgi.ebay.com/IBM-ELECTRIC-TYPEWRITER-BALL-COURIER-10-FONT-IN-HOLDER-_W0QQitemZ300265626913QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081012?IMSfp=TL081012107002r34390
hmm fanks rhsb!
I learnz sumfing nu on ICHC ebryday
oooooh i LUBBBBED teh font ball thingeez.
i thot day were teh win a nawsum. i also diskobbered if yu tried to chnj da font ball while in caps lock mode you could cause sum Xspensive damaj adn lotso teerz.
Duz he habs teh “correkshun paper” ware you backspase and fix? Tanks fur teh memerees, rhsb!
Ai dunno waht him uzez. Mebbe teh erasur/brush combo.
Ai yoozed likwid papur wehn ai wuz in ohai skool – elebenty yeers ago.
Yesh, i members wen likwid paepr caem owt — it wuz teh kool!! Member teh “erracible” paepr dat smeered teh ink sew bad?
Wen Ai werked a triperiter, (Ai fink it wuz teh wun Noah rote teh list fur teh Ark awn) dey hadun’t inbentid krekshun papur – u juss had 2 tiep it awl owt agane.
(Shudder) I members thoes daies, tew! writig paeprs 4 collige wif footenoats — oh, teh horrer… Tanks be 2 CC 4 werd prossessers!
troo dat! some techmologees has eased commoonicayshuns..
Iz hard tew uze deh korrekshun flooid on deh kompytr scriin…
wen ai lernded 2 tiep ai awlmos borkdid mai teeneeh weeney littlol fingur wib da chapslock… or… whatebber eet wus callded den… ai doan ebben wans da rememmer hao menneh tiems ai borkdid nails adn hao oftin cc had 2 lissens 2 mai cursis… adn u could nawt correct iffn u usdid carbon… gnaaaaahhh… aiz so hawpee da pjuters habs 2 lissin 2 mai cursis nao
I wondered how many of the young squirts would “get it.” My first typing experience was on an entirely manual machine. (I’m not that old…my family was just really behind the times.)
Yoo doo realize dat aim sittin heer in mai awfice goin “Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiip, Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiip, Nom Nom Nom Ding Ziiip”!!! :blush:
ai alwis habs 2 bees berry cairful nawt 2 laffs 2 loud at da lols… dem otturs bees looking at me liek “look… she heers voicis tellin her joeks agyn”
Ai gets dat luk, 2!
Yah, Africat. And dey probly finks its normal from u!
Sumtiems wen ai am in ICHC and da fone rings, ai wanna answer in LOLcatspeak! *cuvers aies wif floofy paw* Hao r u doin?
Ai fyned it berry hard nawt to greet ebbriwun wiv “Ohai”
Annipuss, lets meh sai it for u: Ohai! *hhheeeeeeheeeeeheeeeee….wheeeze…..heeeeeheeeeheee.wheeze..hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Heer KCT hav teh catnip inhaler, yu will soon feel betturrr!!!
Oyesh, Africatatat!! Fankiesh fer da kittehnip inhaler! Feelsh awl bettur nao!!!! *fawls offa desk chare* *Wabes floofy paw happeely from unnerneeth desk*
Ai wented 2 McDonaldz 4 lunsh 2day an it was awl ai cud do 2 NAWT say “I can haz cheezburger” inna dryve thru!
lulz. whut a luck fer meh ai noe lykes da m-c-d adn consortees. ai miet be jes in ur plaic els ^^
but hey… mebbeh u wud hab met a cheezlurkr?
Yeh! Ai frekwentely heer bells!!! ding ding ding !!! He’s MAD ai tell yu MAAAAAD!!!
Yup. An it’s OK 2 tawk to yerself and argues wif yerself but da moment u sais,”wut did u sai?” 2 yerself….u noes ur in biggggg trubble! Yup!!!1!
Hee!!! I luv, luv, luv this!!! It’s the best one I’ve seen in quite a while.
I agree. Lurves it ! De nother corm ones been funneh but Ding Zip is a perfeckt!
Corms.
Ah haz dem.
Corms. Ai want! Naow. Wiv budder dat drips down mai chin….
ohai Anni, how was deh cheezmeet
did U haz fun?
Ai rited a riport awn teh Freeloader lol (Oct9th). It waz berry lowd – we had 2 showt to b heered ober teh muzak, but Ai waz greetid bai Cheezburger an Tofuburger (Ai wared a badge wiv mai naem an abatar awn) an dey bofe kisst me “Bai” wen Ai left! Dere were lawts uv peepl dere – ownlee wun dat Ai noed teh naem.
otay then I goes an reads it.
fanks Anni!
Ur abtaar is one of mah favez
Annipuss – Ai saw a pikshur ov u at teh cheezmeet an wantid 2 tayle u: U r sew purty! U has teh lublyist hares!
Eberywun at teh cheezmeet wuz gorjis.
Cheezland iz fulla purty hoomins.
where deez pikshoorz be
I wanna see demz
kthx
two_kittehs, jus klik awn Anni’s bloo name an den awn pikshoors, yu will c hur in awl herz glory!!!
fanks Africat, how is Tammi kitteh?
is herz knotty but adorabluz
Yur welcome! Mai Tammy iz gallopin frew teh apahtment liek teh liddle tornadoe. Dis involbes rushian alowng teh bak ov teh cowch, ovur teh tabul, papers flyin in teh air, bak ovur teh cowch an awai down teh hallway chasin oar bein chased bai teh ivisiblol mawnsturs!!!
AfriCat – Do u has pikshurs uv ur kitteh(z)?
Wanna see, plz.
Yesh ai duz, butz aim too stoopy tu figuur owt hao tu git teh piktoors awntu mai profyle! Pleh!
Sawwy ! :blush:
Ackshully, teh wuns ai saw uv Annipuss iz awn teh Cheezfrenz site.
Aw shucks, Rhsb, Dat’s berry sweet uv u 2 sai so!
It a corm! And it a typewrieter! watchoo writing kitteh?
Children ov De Corm?
Thots on Cormfucious?
The Last Living Cormfederate Housecat Tells All?
“The Last Living Cormfederate Housecat Tells All?” Kewl!!!! Ai wud pay monies tu reed dat wun! Ais nawt a rebul maisef butz ai lubs da historee! “Yeehaw!”
Kitteh riting teh lyriks to taht sawn frum Lil Abner: Jubilayshun T. Cormpone.
Ackshully, dere wuz a moovie cawled “Teh Oldest Living Cofederat Widdow” oar sumfin lyk dat.
Nawt bad moovie. Had Diane Lane an Donald Sutherland innit.
Wuz based awn teh buk “The Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All,” I finkso. Can’t dismemeber teh author’s naem (I’ll blame it on mai kemo brain), tho.
Allan Gurganus.
It wuz a grate book too! A little on teh long side but very hoomerus.
Yup, dat’s it, leeza-b! Fanks fer knoing it!!
*whispers*
I cheeted. Lukked it up on Amazawn.
But I did read teh book!
i reeded taht, too. wuz graet buk! titel not makes sense tho. cawz she iz like, teh lastest living confederate widdow, which makes her teh yungest, cawz all teh ovvers wuz older an ded now, right? so her wuld be yungest nawt-ded confederate widdow. nebber maded sense to me, but iz ok, wuz gud buk anyway.
O mai! Dis corm kitteh luuks amost zactly lyke mai kitteh onlee mai Murphykitteh haz a lil moar wite awn her faice! Wat a beyewtimus kitteh!
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An naow ai cravin sum yummie naytive corm cukked awn de grill, NOM!!!!
CORM!!!1! WANTS!!!!1! And ai doant share toe may toes eever!
Polytikal: wut do u cawl a nayshun dat lieks to eet? A nommy nayshun! Ai noes awl da bad jokes!!!!!1! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!1!
Dat wuz berry CORMY joek!
heers wun i maded up:
q: wut did teh kitteh polly tickle dellygates do to teh cannydate?
a: tehy nom ‘n’ ated him!!
*runs away*
*heddesk*
okay taht is a funny capshun.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wen i wuz kidlet we used to pretend we wuz tiperiters eeten teh cormcobs. iz tradishunal!
Tanks fer all teh kind werds.
Iz teh LOL taht started it all fer me.
Grate capshun 2 a hilarious pix!
Keep it up!
Nom! Dis iz sooo funni!
yep, dis iz funny! i likes teh corm wuns. heerz my favrite – iz teh furst LOLcat i eber saved to my compyooter:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/31/nom-nom-nom-x-3/
If Jimmy cracks corms an noboddies iz cares, whycome hims keeps doin’ it?
b-cuz hims kans?
But hims usin’ up awl da corms!
den sumbunneh shud cair…
Ah cair!
Wayt.
Ah jus singed dat Ah downt cair.
Oh noes!
test
that is funny
yup
Okey I needs napkin plz
Budder very drippey
ifinkso, kitteh not minds kleening hisself up. *wash wash wash yumyum*
Kittoon iz ANERABUHLZ! Luks lyke a rez kittoon. Rez kittoonz lurvz corms.
yaye! corms! iz happi odder kitteh wat lykes corms iz out tere! mine kitteh Schrodinger lurves corm wit reel budder, no oder vegiis tho
kitteh is eggselent at typez! How many noms per minutz???? Mebbe as gud alzo atz shortpawz??
Best.
One.
Ever.
Win
My cat ate corn off my plate once….
dis tikkler LOl makez littul sens 2 da itteh bitteh kittehz… dey nebba herd da taipraiter songz:
tikktikktikktikketytickkettytikk DING ziiiiiiiipz!
RIP
TEAR
*kerssez*
crumpillcrumpillcrumpill
anibodi dismembir baaad old daze be4 whait-aut?
Meh itteh bitteh sixf-grade kittehs doan getz dis; dey haz nawt seen teh typeswri-trypeswri–old hoomin writin masheen. I luvs it, tho. But makes me feelz I haz a old.
will hooman that is being hold corn dai wen kitteh run out of corn?
I lol’d so hard at this and my son doesn’t understand why. I had to explain what typewriters are and how they worked, then I had to explain the old Warner Brothers cartoons… So it’s still not so funny to him but I’m still giggling.
oh em jay,
so funnehz xD
lulz
lolz. da kitteh iz playin a corncob