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Congrats, Maus, for the tawp o’brayd tooday! I am puzzled how we shud sellabrate….wats yer choyce?
We can sillybrayte wif a burfday partee fur Ambercat!!
(an GRATE commint, Maus!! Mai sentiminz eggs actlatllee!!)
Gud Morning ebreewun. Maus?? May ai pleez hang this veree moast impurrrrrrrrtant announmint heer??? Thanks!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER AMBERCAT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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TODAY – on this luvlee 13th day of October in 2008
*tugs in tablol frum last pikchoor – moast fortunately awn wheelz*
Heer – I’ve just maed sum Fronsch Press Kofffee frum mai Hochland beens frum Stuttgart. Wif creeem and demarara shugar (an spenda, ov corse)
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An a BEEG pot ov fresh tee. Lemon an shugar an milk.
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AND a beeg BURFDAY caek fur Ambercat. Achsullee two! Wun wif hur canduls – and wun that ebreewun can hav nao. Itz a choklit caek wif buttercreem eye seeing!!
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Playtes an cups an ebreething ar awn teh tablol over there. Just help yurselfs!! Plentee fur ebreewun!!
And pleez feel free to bring eneething yoo laik fur the partee! So such thing az too mennee Nom an Drinks at a burfday partee!!!
Speshullee awn Moonday the 13th!!
hawpee birfday ambercat!
ai hoep u eeted a caek fur me 2es
Happy birfdai, Ambercat, whereebber yu are!
I haz present ov brand nu bicycle helmet wiv spshul CHRG reinforcments, so yu don’t splort wen seeing bootiful kittehs whilst out bicikkling. Wif streamers, nd force field protekshun so otto-mobiles don’t get too close.
happi happi birfday greetins tu you ambercat
Amburrcat habbeeng
Burffday 2day! Dat meenz kayk
andz lawtza prezzentz
Habz beeg kupkayk
wiff wun jynoarmuss candill.
Roll-Oz awn teh owtsyde
Awllso habz Katnipz
Mowsee awn a streeng juss 4
Amburrcat’z Kitteh
Jack.
Aw, mai verree oen Burfdai Ohai-ku! Ai hasn’t had a cupcaek, wiv a candul, but Ai did get a froot tart, wiv a candul, at wun ob mai skools todai – an tehy singd “Happi Burfdai” to me, in Assembly!
Happy Birfday, Ambercat!!!
It are time furr mee too dash off too wurky, buttz I will bee thinking ub
ur sillybrashuns!
(I’m glad u liked teh ecard I sended u…
I couldn’t wait..I had too
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send it erlee
Has a wunnurfull dai!!
{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}
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happi happi tew ewe! mai u get awl deh shinee tinks u wantz!
Ai’s heer nao! Ai am playin hukky form werk (well, yoosin up mai TOIL, but it feels lyk layin hukky!) Ai cna blo teh canduls owt nau?
ohai Ambercat! I lefted u a martoonie on teh last lol.
*reeches thru innertubes and brings it to this one*
CHEEZ on ur burfdai!
The martoonie is flavr-less rite now because u gets to pick teh flavr u wants!
What’llyahave?
Apple?
Banana?
Citrus?
CitrusCHOKLITit r mundai 13tfh… sai no mawr!
Drambuie
Eggplant (pleh)
Frootie
Gin
H…
Happee birfdai kake
Icee creem
Juju beez
Kaluah
L…
Lots ob eberyfing yu lyke
Martoonies (chokolit)
‘Nubber helping ob dat caek
0′possums, choklit wif choklittruffels fillingz
Peas, sweet; blossoms of
Qween for a day tiara
R…
Raspberry truffle from Lindt
Strawberry truffle from Lindt
Telly, crap
U…
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Happeh Birfdai Ambercat! An menni moar! Eye hope u haz a phun dai!
I bringz a bottlol uv sham paynez.
* tug, tug, P O P *
oooooo. lukit awl deh bubblolz!!
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Oooh! Pritteh!
Thoze luk lyke majikkle bubblolz to me. Carful drinkin that shampagne, Amercat. One ov the bubblolz might carr yu off up into the sky…
*Lukks up, seez Amercat gently floating upwards*
Gud fing yu’ve got teh floofy green nickers!
Happi Birthdaay Ambercat, fur ur pressie aie gots u dis linkee
http://www.flickr.com/groups/bike-and-cat/pool/
Hao cule is taht! Fankyu!
LOL!!! I fergot deh most importaint part uv deh commint!!
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Happee Birfday, AMBERCAT!!
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**Pourz sham payne fur ebbreewun.
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Happee happee birfdai Ambercat!!!11!
*razes shampayne glas*
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip HURRAY!!!
Happeh birfdai Ambercat!
I sharez mah double choclit chip cookies
wid Uz
has a grate day an a grate year!
Hippo birdee Ambercat!!
Tankyu, Paws4Thot!
An wunce agin: “Happee happee burfday toooo yuuuuu!!!!” Deer Ambercat, an “manneeeee mooooooore!!!!!”
Happiest ov Happey Birfdais to our deer sweet Ambercat!!!
Wishing u a mostest wunnerful dai and teh bestest yeer so far!!!
{{{{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}}}}
Dear Ambercat; many happitayle returns of ur wonderous birthday.
Happee Birfdai, Ambercat! *sings Happee Birfday to Ambercat* *heers sireens screeming* *KCT runs awai**Fier fiters run in finking dey herd fier alarms which was KCT’s singing* *KCT pokes hed owt to wish Ambercat a bery happee birfdai* Moar happeeness to u Ambercat!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}}}}}}
:)
Hippity hoopity birfday!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Ambercat! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
for ur birfday, i bring u da biggest bunch of prettist gud smellng flours
and a big bunch of all diffrnt culored balloons
have a grate day Ambercat!!!
oui…. ze cheezburger. c’est bon.
Oui! Comment vas-tu, ma cherie?
tres bon! et vous??
LOL!! do yoo guise know eech other???? Maus iz familiar (QUELLE surprise!!!) an leeza-b iz verree pawlite!
Perhaps my esteemed brother has an ulterior motive…
Sans doute!! LOL!!
LOL, ur rite Janet, but I did post a followup and werdpress nommed it, I tries again:
excusez-moi, tu
no need to be formal, oui?
EM… hmmmm… a ‘tu’ or a ‘vous’?
An purrhaps iz reeli U postin undur a suedueneum?
Kitteh noes haow 2 spell rite
adn awlso noes hao 2 spells left
Luk it up in teh dikshunary! Or in teh lolspeak wiki! Dere!
taht iz wher teh bestest spellingz iz!!
Wii haz tu learn u how tu spell!
ohai Tribble, I iz seein Uz aftah a long tyme
haz U been in deh delta quadrant?
Iz seecrit mishun. Can’t tawk bout it.
U pheelin bedder two_kitties? Eye sawed u missed da cheezmeet.
yes I iz feeling good. We haz 2 haz a cheezmeet before I leaves DC
(I still dunno whether I iz gonna be herez aftah November, may haz 2 leave
fur sno country in Upstate NY)
Oh hai tribble!! u ben goneded fir a wyle on seekrit mishun?? U b infiltratingz deh hostile territoreez? duz u haz a non-seecrit lokayshun I kin putting on deh map??
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Wut map u asking?? Deh Cheezpeepz Map!! it b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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How I gitting on dis map? u askez.
Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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Cheez!!!
cween U no wants me to be on deh map
U haz not aksed meh yet
U no lykes meh?
no I haz a big sad
:goes to sulk in deh corner
But. . .but two_kittehs!! OV CORSE she want yoo awn teh!! She wants EBREEWUN to bee awn teh map!
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Nao – just com out ov that korner, putz a smyol awn yur fayce – and go be putting yurslef awn the map!! THERE”s a gud kitthe!! *pat pat pat*
I will comez out of deh cornurz when I wantz
an I doezn’t wanna be a gud kitteh, I ar feroshus tiger
:RAWR (two_k, channeling her boss kitteh, yogi)
fanks fur hugs JCH4k, {{{JCH4K}}}
I ar in a funneh mood, we mayz be moving or mebbeh not
dis uncertainteh is driving me crazee.
Oh two-kittehs, eye haz a sad tu tink dat u mite be moovin. But wun gud ting is dat no mattur wear u moove, wii awl gonna bee inna sayme playze… rite heer!
{{{two_kiitehs}}} Heer izza beeg hug anna tribble fur u tu sunggle wit. Just doan’t feed it!
o dat so sweet Tribble, I lubs deh cuddly tribble
an did you seez I wrote u a messij upfread.
{{{{Tribble}}}}
Fank u fur da hugg.
Yez, wii needz tu haz a cheezmeet. Eye just haz such a bizzie or mye kidz haz teh car alla tyme!
If yu mooves to snowy upstate New York, we can haz Cheezmeet here, two_kittehs! Which part of Upstate, if yu duzzn’t mind saying? Iz in teh Fingery Lakes.
Troy near Albany.
I haz a fren near deh Fingery Lakes
himz near Rochester.
Oooh, I haz relatibs near Rochester. Albany haz sum brewpub I haz wanted to try…nd Troy haz history. If yu moobs tehre, two_kittehs, we can haz cheezmeet in Troy or Albany or eben go up to teh spa at Saratoga. Or govisit Fingery Lakes wineries (about 90 ov tehm now). Or go to teh Dinosaur Barbecue in Syracuse. Teh pawsibilitees are endless.
oh that ar making me feel a liddel bedder
it sounds like fun, we could hangz out together.
{{{{booklion}}}}
Hay, if yoo has cheezmeet, cownt mii in! Mii adn Prysm bees in Canadia butt nawt too far awai!
{{{{two_kittehs}}}}
Whatebber happenz, move or no move, it be okay.
(ND teh fancied up fried green tomatoes at teh Dinosaur barb-echoes r diedndgonetonebben gud.)
Eben if I no move I wannz to come to Rochester
to meet mah fren, himz habz a nu bebbeh
fanks booklion
I feelz lyke I already knoz sumwun in deh neighborhood!
I uzd to lib een NY. Roachester, Sybracuz, Itheeka, ELLLL Myra… all dem pwacese! Eet nawt sew bad. Ai libs in Minnesnowta, nao. But unsertentee duz maak cwaee. Hoep u no soonz!
Yesh uncertainties gibing meh the tummy aches
I lubs mah cheezfrenz whereber I iz I will haz dem
and dat ar good.
i was raised in Ithaca while my dadcat got his PhD @ Cornell.
ithaca in the autumn- paradise on earth!
best wishes, 2kittehs- i think u will find a lovely place iffen u move to upstate NY
Hey, B_Mm & Kayjoy,
I wz graddy-ate student in Wis-cow-sin, nd taut in Many-snow-duh. Libbing in Ifaka now. Hazzing a strawng case ov smallworld syndrome nao.
oh hai, booklion & B_Mm!
smallworld-yes! i was borned up in teh iron range of Minn.
yesterday i took my dottir up to Door Co. to visit my dadcat n momcat.
we all hiked in teh state parks & teh fall colors were stunning!
so many fiery red & sugar maples against teh yellow aspens.
beautiful- like Minn. & NY…
Did I just see Dinosaur Barbecue?!
Fanks, nao I has a hungur.
There’s a Dinosaur Barbecue in Rochester as well. Finding it is the easy part, finding a parking spot on-the-other-hand is difficult.
Duz teh Dino in Rochester haz teh blues bands like teh one in Syracuse?
Going to teh Dino, I feelz I reelly shuld show up on a motorsikkle, in tight jeans and a low cut blowse and black boots wif studs. But I manages wif my ordinary guise.
Woo woo woo!!!
Yup, the Dino in Rochester has the blues bands.
No need to feel out of place at the Dino. No matter how everyone is dressed at Dino, we all share a common interest: DELICIOUS BBQ!!
Two_kittehs!!!111!! Noes! Pweeze nawt to sulk in teh fayce of hur madjestee teh cween MJ. Luk, she rly cannot extend a purr sonal invitayshun 2 awl cheezfwends. She’s been after tribble 4 WEEKS nao. Pweeze dunt tayke it purrsonal, she lubz u just as mush. Jest send her an emayo and u’ll be awn teh map in a wink – and wif ur nayme, u’ll eben be close 2 tribble (when s/he finally deevuldges his/her locashun).
Come, no pouting here, have a hug: {{{{two_kittehs}}}}
fanks fur deh hugs upfi {{{upfi}}}
*stompz foot*
Two_kittehs!!!
U git on yur emayo rite dis minit and sending mii ur info!
Adn stop ur sulking!!!!
*wheedling voys:
I will giving u a cookee….. it b verry nommablol…
did sumwun sayz cookie
I wannz double choclit cookie
an I wans it rite now.
*Pressez bloo bottun on bwacelett and platter of double choklit cookies appeers instantly*
dat luks delishus…
nom nom.
that be yum leeza-b
fanks
Aftur getting of deh cookies
and much pleading and being a big
drama queen Iz
has sended the e-meow
to deh grate cween of deh cheezland.
U and eye are onna map alreddi! Wow u iz phast cweenmj!
It only takingz a minnit tu putting sumwun on!!!
a kwik search fur dah sittee,
a liddle copy-paste heer,
a liddiddle copy-paste dere,
and VIOLETZ!! U b on deh map!!
Hooray!11!!!! Fanks!!! Woot woot!!! AI has a happi nao.
I haz a happee!! A lurker just de-kloaked adn gottid on deh map.
Adn gess wut??
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She b in FRANCE!!! Yay!!1!!
ower furstest marker wif deh Fronsh accent! Oui, oui!!
Hokay cweenmj, eye just sended u a e-meow wit mye locashun. It is sew kewl tu be abul tu c wear ebreewun iz!
*eyez commint suspisshusslee–
*iz tribble kawlling mii hokey???
*reedz commint agin.
*Oh, no,mai mistake.
OK!
Okay!
Eye gotz “hokay” frum u tube cartune. Eye find linkee iffin eye can.
Sorri fur mizzunnderstandin!
iz hokay, tribble, i just messin wif u.
Hokay, iffin wee studee da map, wii can c dat moast uff da cheezfrenz are inna east. Sew Cheez and Tofu u tink u can bizit da east sum tyme? Wii can haz conbenshun, or just beeg weekend partay? Plz? Prettiplz wit a cheezburger onna top?
yesh! They visited London in TTI. Next NEW LONDON, CT!!! Then maybe’s London in Kanuckistan. Duz i ear a sekkond to my moshun?
Londonerz around da whirrled UNITE in yr kwest to can has Cheezbrgrs visit!!!
http://www.answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/716138.html
this bean list of places naemed London
Rezkewing teh Defiant from Ebil Hoshi in teh Mirrur Yooniburs?
Off Toe Pick – Ai has a frend hoo is gowing to moov to Lewis, juss for a yeer (her fambly R rijinully form tehre). Do yu has ennee TopTips for Living Awn a Scottish Eyeland?
Remy Update: had a good weekend with Remy at home. Its like from tummy up he’s the same cat he was before the fall. From tummy down, its a different story… I have to make him pee and clean him down there and exercise his back legs but otherwise, he’s ok. He sleeps a lot but he always slept alot and purrs when I’m working with him. I’m all scratched up from him trying to climb on me! I felt so bad when I had to leave him this morning, but gotto make that $$ to pay his bills and bring him mice (cat food).
Hope everyone had a lovely weekend as well
{{{{Valesa + Remy}}}} fanks fur deh update!
Oh Hai, Valesa. I saw Remy on ur blog. Hez a hansum boi. I’m glad tu heer he being happee at home.
I lukked at hiz pikshur,2, nd I agreez, he iz handsum fellow. Yu r a grayt kitteh Momma…schmoos to yu bof, and to yr uvver kitteh, too.
Sending lots of love and healing thoughts your way, Valesa. What a good Mommy! What a great cat!
{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}
Valesa, Remy’s so handsome! You sound like you are doing well with him.
*lindykat snorgles Remy’s fur*
{{{{{Valesa and Remy}}}}}
{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}
Thanks for the update sweetie. I’ve been thinking about you two.
What an awesome cat mommy you are!
{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}
Mazel tov to you and l’il Remy!
{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}
Hoping onli gud fings fur the boff ov u
Harts and Hugs to u and Remy.
Sendin heeling fots to boff ov u.
{{{{{valesa an remy}}}}} glad its goin gud so far. yoo are fantastik kitteh-mommeh, so devoted to remy to take such gud care ob him!
thanks, Valesa. u n remy r in my thots n i’m happi to hear he’s purring.
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Bestest Wyshes tuu yuu Bofe!!!!!!! Luuve, CKK
GGrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Stoopy Wurd Pretzul leftid aowt Remy’s naime!!!!!!!!
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BTW humin, U has been eating two manee cheezburgerz
U can has a tummy
From now on U gibes meh all the cheezburgers k?
That will keepz U in bettah shape
I beez Ur purrsonal weight watcher kitteh
an keepz Uz within Ur pointz
fatty
happycat iz teh same way. “ohai, i eet taht extra fud for yoo, so yoo not eets it an be not so floofy.”
Oh Hai, LM!!
Is Happycat still being deh happy cat??
How iz he gitting along?
ohai, cweenmj! i seed taht yoo seed taht gibbocat showed up overnite!!
yah, happycat iz still happy! him an shiro iz still up and down, bak an forf. teh ovver day shiro tried to wash himz eerz! an tehy play chase-chase-pownsy-pownse in teh yard. but tehn sumtimes shiro iz like, i needs my space for a while, plzkthxbye. we leeved tehm alone togevver dis weekend for the furst time. wen we getted home, tehr wuz no signz of battles, but shiro wuz happy to get owt an go to himz sekrit hedqwarters (sumwher owt in teh alley, dont kno wher) an haz sum alone time for 6 or 7 howrs. but dis morning tehy shared teh prime sleeping spot, teh afgan my gramma made on teh bed. but happycat iz happy – him haz home, an lots (lots!!) ob fuds, an peeples hoo luv him, an a kitteh companion hoo tolerates him an sumtimes plays wif him. an him iz all better frum himz barfing an habing to take medisine.
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happycat also haz noo name now. him iz named “kumo,” wich iz japaneez for “clowd.” cawz him is teh lovely gray color ob a big thunderclowd (dis is very much DO WANT, an also himz floofy tayl luks like big clowd ob smoke. i telled him if him keeps eeting so much i will change himz name agin, frum kumo to sumo. but he will also alwayz be happycat.
blarg, how did wurdpress grab my commint before i wuz dun? anyhoo, wuz adding taht thunderclowds are DO WANT heer cawz we nebber gets enuff rain. so thunderclowds is byootiful sight.
I finkso, kumo b a bery gud name fur him.
I b happee dat kumo b habing deh furrever home adn a soft floofee name tu matching himz soft floofee tayl. 
Adn yes, i saw dat Gibbocat cameded bai. *sigh* I hope he kumz bak moar offin. deh Ty-booteek b needing him. I try tu keeping it going, but, he haz deh majikklol touch it b needing.
Wot? Wher! Wen! Ai nawt seed him – an he oenlee libs daon teh rode form me, wot wiv us awl bean naybors heer in TTI
Good moarnin/day, frenz!
Hao iz eberbodee tihs Mundane?
I b duing deh happee dans tuday!
dans, dans, dans.
spinz and twurlz and hopz and skipz
and dans, dans, dans!!
Wow, Cweenmj! U inna gud mood!
N E spesifick reesun whai?
i haz just puttinged TREE (datz 3) Cheezpeepz on deh map!!
dans, dans, dans
fanks cweenmj!
apparuntly deh famus Jack Deth is mah neighbor
hmm no I has to fynd himz…
U haz lotsa cheezee nayborz! heee-hee!! Doan fergit LCB in,
I meenz ON, deh Capeetawl.
oh yes but I gnu bout dat before I sawed the cheezmapz!
we was gonna haz a cheezmeet last Caturdai
an I could not go becos I was deh sick with
pleh colds and fevehz
Ai am fine, although ai iz at wurk. But awnly wun moar hour and dan ai be gone!!1! ai needs 2 go and C mai ferapist (nawt feral, quiet fwendly). Gud 2 C u is nawt under teh bed today, rhsb!
“C” iz foar Cheezburger
Dats gud enuf foar mi
“C” iz foar Cheezburger
Dats gud enuf foar mi
“C” iz foar Cheezburger
Dats gud enuf foar mi
Oooo Cheezburger Cheezburger Cheezburger
Starts wif “C”
Teh abuv wuz wif apologeez 2 Ses-me Street!
Teh REEL sawng: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
hao u b doin, rhsb ? iz gud 2 c u nawt b in unner da bed ! wii iz muches bettr dan dustbunnies fur playin wif, aifinksew ! u b habin da holiday 2day for mr. columbus ?
Nope, no hawlidae 4 mi.
Ai has had teh sick 4 teh last fue dayz. Pleh.
Ai’m mush bettur, but still nawt grate.
ohai rhsb gud morning,
did U see the last lol
I has linked to a lubly storeh in dat
I fink it fill putz U in a gud mood
It ar bout bebbeh kittehz.
Oooh, bebbeh tigurrz!! WANT !!!!!
iz agrien! Wait, it don start wif D? srry, iz not gud spllr.
haha
lolcat spellz gewd
yoo just spellz it like it sownds.
Lemme do this one! I kno this werd!!
it b deh kittehz favrit werd — uv korse she kan spelling it!!
Spellzchekk Kitteh can
haz awllwatz correkkteeng hurz
Prittee Wun’z puzzillz
Prittee Wun awllwayz
maykz misstaykz lyke dat, yet maykz
sooperb nommee fud
Spellzchekk Kitteh haz
curree~awssitee. Wantz nom
hiddunn eeraysurr
Jack.
yay jack!! how do we get anyfing dun wifowt spellchek kittehs overseeing owr wurk?
U dout kittehs spellin abylatees? Fer dat u get de pointy endz inna feenger!
ebreewun knowz kittehs are smarter tahn peeplez!
iz spelled H-A-P-P-E-E-B-U-R-F-D-A-Y!! an iz for all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, newbies, lurkurs, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! an owr deer ambercat!! i haz bringed manee cuppiecaeks in all teh favrit flavrs, wif byootiful frosting flowrs on top. an froot salad, fizzy punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, kandees, yoyos, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an cawz i missed teh weekend (wuz in a playse wif not very gud intertoobs connekshun, an a bad bellyake (me, not teh playse) frum sumfin funny at teh buffay teh night before), heer iz a song-an-dans for all teh weekend burfday peeples!!
*tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ happy happy burfday ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ to all teh cheezland posters an lurkurs ♫♪♫
*tapptiy tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ an eben teh newbies, an eben teh trolz ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ hoo had thems burfdays on teh weekend ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ i am sorry taht i missed it ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ heer are yor burfday greetings now ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫ an a song-an-dans just for yoo ♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♫♪♫♫♪♫ HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
Bwavo!!! Bwavo!!! **floofee pawz clappingz** Datz a wunnerful dans and u singd soo pritty, tuu.
UZ SO ‘MAZIN! UR LIKE- TAP- TAP, AND…TAP. DAT WUZ AZUM!
Hai cheezpeeps, I iz a littl wurid abowt Krelm. Dere bees sum big ginormaus fyres neer his haous. Plz 2 be sending yur gud thots himz wai.
fank yoo for telling us, taht iz in kally fornya? (i haz not been aware ob teh fires) hopefully krelm okay an himz howse okay an him kan chek in soon wif us!
thanx, ruledbyfantima. i’m sending gud thots STAT
Eyz helps ewe, remember to drop the ‘e’ -n- carry teh ‘z.
“Cheezburger cheezburger cheezburger PETsi!”
lolness!
ninjaopolisness
Cheezburger haz pikkuls?
kitteh tink he so smart.well he haz an IQ bigger dan de guy doin puzzle.