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Not teh NYT crosswerd? Pleh!
Congrats, Maus, for the tawp o’brayd tooday! I am puzzled how we shud sellabrate….wats yer choyce?
We can sillybrayte wif a burfday partee fur Ambercat!!
(an GRATE commint, Maus!! Mai sentiminz eggs actlatllee!!)
Gud Morning ebreewun. Maus?? May ai pleez hang this veree moast impurrrrrrrrtant announmint heer??? Thanks!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER AMBERCAT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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TODAY – on this luvlee 13th day of October in 2008
*tugs in tablol frum last pikchoor - moast fortunately awn wheelz*
Heer - I’ve just maed sum Fronsch Press Kofffee frum mai Hochland beens frum Stuttgart. Wif creeem and demarara shugar (an spenda, ov corse)
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An a BEEG pot ov fresh tee. Lemon an shugar an milk.
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AND a beeg BURFDAY caek fur Ambercat. Achsullee two! Wun wif hur canduls - and wun that ebreewun can hav nao. Itz a choklit caek wif buttercreem eye seeing!!
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Playtes an cups an ebreething ar awn teh tablol over there. Just help yurselfs!! Plentee fur ebreewun!!
And pleez feel free to bring eneething yoo laik fur the partee! So such thing az too mennee Nom an Drinks at a burfday partee!!!
Speshullee awn Moonday the 13th!!
hawpee birfday ambercat!
ai hoep u eeted a caek fur me 2es
Happy birfdai, Ambercat, whereebber yu are!
I haz present ov brand nu bicycle helmet wiv spshul CHRG reinforcments, so yu don’t splort wen seeing bootiful kittehs whilst out bicikkling. Wif streamers, nd force field protekshun so otto-mobiles don’t get too close.
happi happi birfday greetins tu you ambercat
Amburrcat habbeeng
Burffday 2day! Dat meenz kayk
andz lawtza prezzentz
Habz beeg kupkayk
wiff wun jynoarmuss candill.
Roll-Oz awn teh owtsyde
Awllso habz Katnipz
Mowsee awn a streeng juss 4
Amburrcat’z Kitteh
Jack.
Aw, mai verree oen Burfdai Ohai-ku! Ai hasn’t had a cupcaek, wiv a candul, but Ai did get a froot tart, wiv a candul, at wun ob mai skools todai - an tehy singd “Happi Burfdai” to me, in Assembly!
Happy Birfday, Ambercat!!!
It are time furr mee too dash off too wurky, buttz I will bee thinking ub
ur sillybrashuns!
(I’m glad u liked teh ecard I sended u…
I couldn’t wait..I had too
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send it erlee
Has a wunnurfull dai!!
{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}
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happi happi tew ewe! mai u get awl deh shinee tinks u wantz!
Ai’s heer nao! Ai am playin hukky form werk (well, yoosin up mai TOIL, but it feels lyk layin hukky!) Ai cna blo teh canduls owt nau?
ohai Ambercat! I lefted u a martoonie on teh last lol.
*reeches thru innertubes and brings it to this one*
CHEEZ on ur burfdai!
The martoonie is flavr-less rite now because u gets to pick teh flavr u wants!
What’llyahave?
Apple?
Banana?
Citrus?
CitrusCHOKLITit r mundai 13tfh… sai no mawr!
Drambuie
Eggplant (pleh)
Frootie
Gin
H…
Happee birfdai kake
Icee creem
Juju beez
Kaluah
L…
Lots ob eberyfing yu lyke
Martoonies (chokolit)
‘Nubber helping ob dat caek
0′possums, choklit wif choklittruffels fillingz
Peas, sweet; blossoms of
Qween for a day tiara
R…
Raspberry truffle from Lindt
Strawberry truffle from Lindt
Telly, crap
U…
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Happeh Birfdai Ambercat! An menni moar! Eye hope u haz a phun dai!
I bringz a bottlol uv sham paynez.
* tug, tug, P O P *
oooooo. lukit awl deh bubblolz!!
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Oooh! Pritteh!
Thoze luk lyke majikkle bubblolz to me. Carful drinkin that shampagne, Amercat. One ov the bubblolz might carr yu off up into the sky…
*Lukks up, seez Amercat gently floating upwards*
Gud fing yu’ve got teh floofy green nickers!
Happi Birthdaay Ambercat, fur ur pressie aie gots u dis linkee
http://www.flickr.com/groups/bike-and-cat/pool/
Hao cule is taht! Fankyu!
LOL!!! I fergot deh most importaint part uv deh commint!!
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Happee Birfday, AMBERCAT!!
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**Pourz sham payne fur ebbreewun.
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Happee happee birfdai Ambercat!!!11!
*razes shampayne glas*
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip HURRAY!!!
Happeh birfdai Ambercat!
I sharez mah double choclit chip cookies
wid Uz
has a grate day an a grate year!
Hippo birdee Ambercat!!
Tankyu, Paws4Thot!
An wunce agin: “Happee happee burfday toooo yuuuuu!!!!” Deer Ambercat, an “manneeeee mooooooore!!!!!”
Happiest ov Happey Birfdais to our deer sweet Ambercat!!!
Wishing u a mostest wunnerful dai and teh bestest yeer so far!!!
{{{{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}}}}
Dear Ambercat; many happitayle returns of ur wonderous birthday.
Happee Birfdai, Ambercat! *sings Happee Birfday to Ambercat* *heers sireens screeming* *KCT runs awai**Fier fiters run in finking dey herd fier alarms which was KCT’s singing* *KCT pokes hed owt to wish Ambercat a bery happee birfdai* Moar happeeness to u Ambercat!
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:) :):)
Hippity hoopity birfday!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Ambercat! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
for ur birfday, i bring u da biggest bunch of prettist gud smellng flours
and a big bunch of all diffrnt culored balloons
have a grate day Ambercat!!!
oui…. ze cheezburger. c’est bon.
Oui! Comment vas-tu, ma cherie?
tres bon! et vous??
LOL!! do yoo guise know eech other???? Maus iz familiar (QUELLE surprise!!!) an leeza-b iz verree pawlite!
Perhaps my esteemed brother has an ulterior motive…
Sans doute!! LOL!!
LOL, ur rite Janet, but I did post a followup and werdpress nommed it, I tries again:
excusez-moi, tu
no need to be formal, oui?
EM… hmmmm… a ‘tu’ or a ‘vous’?
An purrhaps iz reeli U postin undur a suedueneum?
Kitteh noes haow 2 spell rite
adn awlso noes hao 2 spells left
Luk it up in teh dikshunary! Or in teh lolspeak wiki! Dere!
taht iz wher teh bestest spellingz iz!!
Wii haz tu learn u how tu spell!
ohai Tribble, I iz seein Uz aftah a long tyme
haz U been in deh delta quadrant?
Iz seecrit mishun. Can’t tawk bout it.
U pheelin bedder two_kitties? Eye sawed u missed da cheezmeet.
yes I iz feeling good. We haz 2 haz a cheezmeet before I leaves DC
(I still dunno whether I iz gonna be herez aftah November, may haz 2 leave
fur sno country in Upstate NY)
Oh hai tribble!! u ben goneded fir a wyle on seekrit mishun?? U b infiltratingz deh hostile territoreez? duz u haz a non-seecrit lokayshun I kin putting on deh map??
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Wut map u asking?? Deh Cheezpeepz Map!! it b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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How I gitting on dis map? u askez.
Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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Cheez!!!
cween U no wants me to be on deh map
U haz not aksed meh yet
U no lykes meh?
no I haz a big sad
:goes to sulk in deh corner
But. . .but two_kittehs!! OV CORSE she want yoo awn teh!! She wants EBREEWUN to bee awn teh map!
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Nao - just com out ov that korner, putz a smyol awn yur fayce - and go be putting yurslef awn the map!! THERE”s a gud kitthe!! *pat pat pat*
I will comez out of deh cornurz when I wantz
an I doezn’t wanna be a gud kitteh, I ar feroshus tiger
:RAWR (two_k, channeling her boss kitteh, yogi)
fanks fur hugs JCH4k, {{{JCH4K}}}
I ar in a funneh mood, we mayz be moving or mebbeh not
dis uncertainteh is driving me crazee.