This Valentine’s Day…
This Valentine’s Day… Say it with FERRETS!
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Nothing sez luv lieke a pair of ferrets!
W00t!! w00t!!! w00t!! JAJEH haz deh nawt-sekkundz!! I duz a liddlol dans in ur onner!!
*Dansy to deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hopping ober deh ferritz,
*Turning rownd adn rownd!
Wadda splendid bootiful dans! U shur are gud dancer, cweenmj!
I ben pratfalling….. i meen praktissing…. yah, datz it, prakitissing.
LOL!!!
Wow, JAJEH… U haz owt flyin fingrd teh berry best ov em!! Conga rat shu lacings!! Heer- haz a cup ov mai Hzalloween conc… conca.. err… drinkie..
It haz berry speshul powers… Aie ov newt, sum noggs an sum ovver stuffs.. Oh, an whippy creme… lawts ov whippy creme… It cuvvers…no.. it INHANSES teh flavir.. Yah.. dat’s it…
Fank u!!1 Ai preshiates speshu powerz and ai LUBZ whippie creme!!!
Fank u, fank u boffe!! Was fashun show tudai? Nobuddy cume around fur sebral minudes! Berry strange heer.
Ferrets frum the heart….dey luk so priddy draped around deh nek.
Ware’d ebbreebuddy goe? Ai amoz NEBBER getta pozt furdest frum lazt - usuallee ai M lazt!
ohai jajeh!
belated congratumalashuns on top spot!
Congratmulashuns Jajeh!
U hab ferreted meh owt ov teh woodworks to tell u dat I has a happeh fur ur grate comment. Oh, lookie - iz in teh top spot, tew
Fank bofe berry mush! Was twonite fashun show?
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Wuz dat u dat sending mii deh emayo frum brooklyn??
An DOO go an luk at it! Lolcatburglar an Guinness Piggeh were nuthing short of fabuloloso!
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But we awlso saw hao troolee awful teh “split page” after 200 commints an bee. Suddenlee, no wun cud commint propurrrlee - an menee thot they cudn’t commint at awl!
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An we may hav loast at leest wun verreee funnee purrrson becuz of it.
yepperz, ai tryud tu maek a smart remark…but WP eeted it !!, den ai tryud agin , an WP eeted it agin …..sigh ….so ai gived up
Yez…furgotz to say whad mai cheezfren naem iz.
ohai JAJEH!! LOL!! An hao iz mai moast favoritetist Jewish grandfather ebber??
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Congratz awn teh lufflee taupe spot! Ai’m gonna dans JUST LIKE cweenMJ fur yoo!!
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*Dansy to deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hopping ober deh ferritz,
*Turning rownd adn rownd! WHOO HOOOOOO!!!
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*mutters to self* Ai DOO hoep there’s no copyright awn that dance!
Oh, noe. no kopyyrite…. dat b a classic dans… in deh public domayne, u noez.
Teh eber popular “Hoppiing over teh Ferrets” dans!
Ai remembur it nao frum mai childhood!
Tank u, an tank u fur deh danz! Naut Jooish (doh ai hab deh Jooish relatibes, an naut a mahn, so naut a grandfadder…nau kihds in fack.) But gladda be ur favrite Jooish grandfadder aneeway!
O, hai peeplez! I b back from da Amigone foonural home, honerin da passin ov my fwiend, Mizz Kitteh. Aneeway, Conga rat umalationz to yoo, JAJEH! I doo da Hoppiing Ferretz dans!
*Dansy tu deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hoppin ober deh ferretz,
*Ternin rownd an rownd! Weeeeeeee!
But I b wonderin– wat b dis talk bout sum lolcat fashun sho? I heer some cheezpeeps talkin bout dis, an since i b noo, i dun no wat dis is! Wat iz it, eef sum cheezpeeps cud b tellin mee, dat would get you some cheezburgerz, aifinkso. I tank all ov yoo heer– an anoder conga ratz to JAJEH! Bye, cheezpeeps!
Ferrit iz sed dat ferrits aer der wyze (non-kitteh) furries.
conga ratz, jajeh!
when yoo kare enuf to sendz teh purry best - ferrrrrrrrrrrrettttts!
Is taht ennything like “Muskrat Luv”?
Aplologees fur teh eer wurm!
Ai iz still stuk on teh Little Boxes song frum last nite.
Ur welkum!
lol! Der yoo r!
U mien lidddul boxes onna hilside, liddol boxes madda ticky-tacky?
I miszed dat sung!
Hang on a sec….. I’ll gitting it fur yoo…..*reechez bak*….. rrrgghhhh…… …..mmmmph…. …..aieeeee… *thunk*…… heer it iz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/11/funny-pictures-wut-u-means-tacky/#comment-468681
An u zing as lubbllee az u danz, cweenmj!
JAJEH!!! U not b on deh map?!?!?! How kin daat b???
U noez wut dat meenz, dusn’t u….Now i haz to drag owt mai Cheezpeepz Map messij and begging u tu sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t b needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
Sure iz quiet aroun heere…we shud get ferrits so naut be lonelee
Gess yoo haz to start growin yur ferrets naow to hab dem in tiem fur Valentines Day. Tanks fur teh remindur!
Uh, it’s not Febawary…
Shawp urlee. Uvoyd teh rush.
…adn deh rushinz.
Iffen yu do April Fuls jowks on April 1st, eberyone will guess. Oh, dis woz a valentine thyng. Ok, nebermind.
Wen u keeringz enuf tu sending deh berry weezulliest!!
Say yoo lubs dem wif rodents.
Dose are not rodents! De is musc…mucsilids…er…teh latin name fer not rodents but weasel fambly. I haz a ferrit obsession. Onli we can’t haf dem heer. It makes me a sad.
why nawt hve de ferrits maybe they keeps DAWGS away
U haz a point, der. The naybors goggie is still being a payne. Did I tells u teh horribel ting she did—twice?!
Nope. do tell!!
U really wants to know? Iz gross. I haz 2 kats go over da bridge inna last two monthz. De bad goggie DIGS dem up. won had been restin der fer maybe 6 or 7 weeks. Now we haz big heavy things restin on the restin places. An I gots to go talks to teh naybors only dey never home. Sigh.
Kant haz dem heer eethur. And dont taek it so persinalee.
Ai lubs ferrits- but mai DH sez we haz “tew menni animulz alreddi”- ai don’t think ayt is so menni…
Onlee ayt? Why, ur jus gettin started!
Whut? Not havin a ferret? I iz not takin it purrsonally, I don’t tink. I iz jus havin a jelus. I luk at teh pictchure and mai heart sais, “DO want!”
pour,pour… to kyure a bads cases of sads, u needs tee speshuwl happeeze resipsieye. k, so nawt-secund u taykes a nys wurm glass ov hawt nillia but nawt chawklit cuz da chawklit is fur splort patiens only, and yew drinkies awll up! den, yew cawls up ur daddee and gets him to send yew 2 duzen floweers, or ur spouse if u has a spouse…spousie, spousie, chawklit mowsie… and dens u gets a chawklit mowsiee and puts it awn ur head untill u can’t stand it and zen you flips itawf ur head and ketches it ebur so cleburly in ur mawth and snory snorky snorks it awl down. den u snorkles(not two be cunfuzed with snork, witch is nom)down in a nest awf nycie flouffy kittns wif sharp pointy bits alll inside paws and hasses a happy nappy!
I must remembering dis ressippy. *copy- pastey - savey*
ohai, carosue, u beet me too it. a lubbly ferret owned me back in 1979 an ai still habs teh ferrit obseshun. NAWT rodent, lubbly little schnooozle bebbeehs!!
Boi-chile sed “Lukkit - a weezul reeth for teh dore!”
(Trai sayin ‘weezul reeth’ three tymes fast!)
Iz twied, now plz come untwy mi twung. Thwanx!
Udawptid ferritz frum a rekyoo oar sheltur meenz ebin moar luv.
Deh stores start deh premoshuns eerleer ebbry yeer! In Seppember, dey avvertize fur Chrissmuss. In October, dey ne starting on Valentines day diz yeer.
Duzzat meen I hasta sai “Trickertreet” fur mai Balintyne’s choklits?
Mebbe u ken UZE deh trickertreet choklits u dohn liek onBalintyne’s Day!
Choklits I dohn liek….mmm…nope, cannut think ov enny.
but U git bonis poynts fur ur resyclin effurt!
Hau bout dem hard-chooey unz dat stik in ur teef an maek u tink aboud da dentizt.