This Valentine’s Day…
This Valentine’s Day… Say it with FERRETS!
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Nothing sez luv lieke a pair of ferrets!
W00t!! w00t!!! w00t!! JAJEH haz deh nawt-sekkundz!! I duz a liddlol dans in ur onner!!
*Dansy to deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hopping ober deh ferritz,
*Turning rownd adn rownd!
Wadda splendid bootiful dans! U shur are gud dancer, cweenmj!
I ben pratfalling….. i meen praktissing…. yah, datz it, prakitissing.
LOL!!!
Wow, JAJEH… U haz owt flyin fingrd teh berry best ov em!! Conga rat shu lacings!! Heer- haz a cup ov mai Hzalloween conc… conca.. err… drinkie..
It haz berry speshul powers… Aie ov newt, sum noggs an sum ovver stuffs.. Oh, an whippy creme… lawts ov whippy creme… It cuvvers…no.. it INHANSES teh flavir.. Yah.. dat’s it…
Fank u!!1 Ai preshiates speshu powerz and ai LUBZ whippie creme!!!
Fank u, fank u boffe!! Was fashun show tudai? Nobuddy cume around fur sebral minudes! Berry strange heer.
Ferrets frum the heart….dey luk so priddy draped around deh nek.
Ware’d ebbreebuddy goe? Ai amoz NEBBER getta pozt furdest frum lazt – usuallee ai M lazt!
ohai jajeh!
belated congratumalashuns on top spot!
Congratmulashuns Jajeh!
U hab ferreted meh owt ov teh woodworks to tell u dat I has a happeh fur ur grate comment. Oh, lookie – iz in teh top spot, tew
Fank bofe berry mush! Was twonite fashun show?
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Wuz dat u dat sending mii deh emayo frum brooklyn??
An DOO go an luk at it! Lolcatburglar an Guinness Piggeh were nuthing short of fabuloloso!
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But we awlso saw hao troolee awful teh “split page” after 200 commints an bee. Suddenlee, no wun cud commint propurrrlee – an menee thot they cudn’t commint at awl!
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An we may hav loast at leest wun verreee funnee purrrson becuz of it.
yepperz, ai tryud tu maek a smart remark…but WP eeted it !!, den ai tryud agin , an WP eeted it agin …..sigh ….so ai gived up
Yez…furgotz to say whad mai cheezfren naem iz.
ohai JAJEH!! LOL!! An hao iz mai moast favoritetist Jewish grandfather ebber??
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Congratz awn teh lufflee taupe spot! Ai’m gonna dans JUST LIKE cweenMJ fur yoo!!
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*Dansy to deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hopping ober deh ferritz,
*Turning rownd adn rownd! WHOO HOOOOOO!!!
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*mutters to self* Ai DOO hoep there’s no copyright awn that dance!
Oh, noe. no kopyyrite…. dat b a classic dans… in deh public domayne, u noez.
Teh eber popular “Hoppiing over teh Ferrets” dans!
Ai remembur it nao frum mai childhood!
Tank u, an tank u fur deh danz! Naut Jooish (doh ai hab deh Jooish relatibes, an naut a mahn, so naut a grandfadder…nau kihds in fack.) But gladda be ur favrite Jooish grandfadder aneeway!
O, hai peeplez! I b back from da Amigone foonural home, honerin da passin ov my fwiend, Mizz Kitteh. Aneeway, Conga rat umalationz to yoo, JAJEH! I doo da Hoppiing Ferretz dans!
*Dansy tu deh left,
*Dansy tu deh rite,
*Hoppin ober deh ferretz,
*Ternin rownd an rownd! Weeeeeeee!
But I b wonderin– wat b dis talk bout sum lolcat fashun sho? I heer some cheezpeeps talkin bout dis, an since i b noo, i dun no wat dis is! Wat iz it, eef sum cheezpeeps cud b tellin mee, dat would get you some cheezburgerz, aifinkso. I tank all ov yoo heer– an anoder conga ratz to JAJEH! Bye, cheezpeeps!
Ferrit iz sed dat ferrits aer der wyze (non-kitteh) furries.
conga ratz, jajeh!
when yoo kare enuf to sendz teh purry best – ferrrrrrrrrrrrettttts!
Is taht ennything like “Muskrat Luv”?
Aplologees fur teh eer wurm!
Ai iz still stuk on teh Little Boxes song frum last nite.
Ur welkum!
lol! Der yoo r!
U mien lidddul boxes onna hilside, liddol boxes madda ticky-tacky?
I miszed dat sung!
Hang on a sec….. I’ll gitting it fur yoo…..*reechez bak*….. rrrgghhhh…… …..mmmmph…. …..aieeeee… *thunk*…… heer it iz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/11/funny-pictures-wut-u-means-tacky/#comment-468681
An u zing as lubbllee az u danz, cweenmj!
JAJEH!!! U not b on deh map?!?!?! How kin daat b???
U noez wut dat meenz, dusn’t u….Now i haz to drag owt mai Cheezpeepz Map messij and begging u tu sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t b needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
Sure iz quiet aroun heere…we shud get ferrits so naut be lonelee
Gess yoo haz to start growin yur ferrets naow to hab dem in tiem fur Valentines Day. Tanks fur teh remindur!
Uh, it’s not Febawary…
Shawp urlee. Uvoyd teh rush.
…adn deh rushinz.
Iffen yu do April Fuls jowks on April 1st, eberyone will guess. Oh, dis woz a valentine thyng. Ok, nebermind.
Wen u keeringz enuf tu sending deh berry weezulliest!!
Say yoo lubs dem wif rodents.
Dose are not rodents! De is musc…mucsilids…er…teh latin name fer not rodents but weasel fambly. I haz a ferrit obsession. Onli we can’t haf dem heer. It makes me a sad.
why nawt hve de ferrits maybe they keeps DAWGS away
U haz a point, der. The naybors goggie is still being a payne. Did I tells u teh horribel ting she did—twice?!
Nope. do tell!!
U really wants to know? Iz gross. I haz 2 kats go over da bridge inna last two monthz. De bad goggie DIGS dem up. won had been restin der fer maybe 6 or 7 weeks. Now we haz big heavy things restin on the restin places. An I gots to go talks to teh naybors only dey never home. Sigh.
Kant haz dem heer eethur. And dont taek it so persinalee.
Ai lubs ferrits- but mai DH sez we haz “tew menni animulz alreddi”- ai don’t think ayt is so menni…
Onlee ayt? Why, ur jus gettin started!
Whut? Not havin a ferret? I iz not takin it purrsonally, I don’t tink. I iz jus havin a jelus. I luk at teh pictchure and mai heart sais, “DO want!”
pour,pour… to kyure a bads cases of sads, u needs tee speshuwl happeeze resipsieye. k, so nawt-secund u taykes a nys wurm glass ov hawt nillia but nawt chawklit cuz da chawklit is fur splort patiens only, and yew drinkies awll up! den, yew cawls up ur daddee and gets him to send yew 2 duzen floweers, or ur spouse if u has a spouse…spousie, spousie, chawklit mowsie… and dens u gets a chawklit mowsiee and puts it awn ur head untill u can’t stand it and zen you flips itawf ur head and ketches it ebur so cleburly in ur mawth and snory snorky snorks it awl down. den u snorkles(not two be cunfuzed with snork, witch is nom)down in a nest awf nycie flouffy kittns wif sharp pointy bits alll inside paws and hasses a happy nappy!
I must remembering dis ressippy. *copy- pastey – savey*
ohai, carosue, u beet me too it. a lubbly ferret owned me back in 1979 an ai still habs teh ferrit obseshun. NAWT rodent, lubbly little schnooozle bebbeehs!!
Boi-chile sed “Lukkit – a weezul reeth for teh dore!”
(Trai sayin ‘weezul reeth’ three tymes fast!)
Iz twied, now plz come untwy mi twung. Thwanx!
Udawptid ferritz frum a rekyoo oar sheltur meenz ebin moar luv.
Deh stores start deh premoshuns eerleer ebbry yeer! In Seppember, dey avvertize fur Chrissmuss. In October, dey ne starting on Valentines day diz yeer.
Duzzat meen I hasta sai “Trickertreet” fur mai Balintyne’s choklits?
Mebbe u ken UZE deh trickertreet choklits u dohn liek onBalintyne’s Day!
Choklits I dohn liek….mmm…nope, cannut think ov enny.
but U git bonis poynts fur ur resyclin effurt!
Hau bout dem hard-chooey unz dat stik in ur teef an maek u tink aboud da dentizt.
could be noo fad .chawclat ferrits
maybe…de has de powwa ob de chawclat possums-cud be noo protective sourse ob splort healin?
Awww, dey is KAY-OOT! Mebbee I sends my wub ballentyne fewwets dis yaar.
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LOVE STINKS
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yah yah
Dere iz a zong bout dat…
I thot it wuz luv hertz.
I preefur U-Hall persunly.
sowwy. lame, ai no.
R U sayin purrheps dat ferritz dohn smehl so haut?
in so many weasel words
>whispurrs< ai lubs teh ferritt smell…
Awww…liek ai liek hawsie smehl!1!
If you wear a ferret on your head it’s called a feret. (Feh-RAY.)
thot that was a pixie frum PARIS?
No, thought that was from King Kong…
…or The Rocky Horror Picture Show….
“Whatever happened to Fay Wray?”
free assosiashun: we hazzit!
ohw iz dat “haz hat”?
bedder dan HazMat.
Wutebur happin 2 Fay Wray?
Dat deli-kitteh, satin draept fraym.
Teh wai it clung 2 herz thai,
hao ai startid 2 crai
cuz ai wantid 2 b dresst jus teh saem.
Don’t dream it, be it.
sownz moar liek Day V Krokkit sindroam? Butt eyem juss pazin thru…… >>
gibbocat!!!!!!! yor heer!!!!! cweenmj haz missded yoo SO MUCH!!! her will be so happy taht yoo haz stoppd by – at leest we knowz yoo iz still alibe!
Gibbocat iz Bakk!!!
YAY!!!!
Happee dans happpeee dans,
hopingz and skippingz and
jumpingz up and downn spingz and
twurlingz!!!!
ok, so why didn’t they have this one on Valentine’s day dis yeer insted o da stoopy pic of da babboonz??? not that i’m bitter, or anything.
boi I’d hate tuu git on ur bad side… u keeery a grudge a looong wayz.
oh, you ain’t seen nufink, yet!!:wink:
whew. thot my winker was borked.
*drives obliviously doon da road wif winker still on*
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Wut is dat haunting refrayn dat you hear in deh air?
Here and dere, ev’ree ware,
Izz jus a bewtiful strain dat keeps tawnting mai brain
Konstantlee,
It’s my melodee itz mai symfo knee.
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Wink -a – dink -a- doo, A dink -a dee, A dink -a doo.
Oh, wut a toon for crooning
WInk -A Dink -Doo, A dink a dee, A dink -a doo,
Itz got deh hole whirrld spooning.
Eskimo bells up in Iceland, ahr ringing,
Dey’ve made their own Pair -a-dice Land, Singing
Wink -A Dink – a Doo, A dink -a dee, A dink -a doo,
Simplee meens Wink -A dink -A dee A dink -a doo.
*gets distrakted by first line*
*daydreamz notsalgically*
♫here, dere, and eveeeeeeery wheeeeeeeere
Hot – cha -cha -cha…!!!!!!!
Deh old Schnazzzzzola!!!
h t t p : / /www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l2mFIh-rhc
Just to showz teh yungsterz hoo weez tawkin bowt… :snerk:
Sorree, idansdansdans! Ai awlwaiz haz a comp. . cumpull. . .must maek it eezier iv ai can!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l2mFIh-rhc
(ooh. i gotted distraktidd by Beetlolsand toadally fergotted Mr Duranntee))
How kud u fergitting Jimmy Drantee?? Shame upon u, choppt livr gurl!!!
Hanging ur hed and go standing inna korner… oh, ok. u kin kum owt. itz not ur fawlt u b a yung whippersnapper.
G’nite Mrs. Kalabash wereber u r!
Furree hart-a-gram. I wants one
No wunner U iz the cween… U swew smart!!!
AAArrrrgh… Dis sposed to be unner cween m’ commintj!! * Stomps liddel tappy shooz on Wierd Press!!!*
OH NOES!!!
OH NOES!!!!!!
uh oh!
No SPLORT noes more. Still haz all the duck tape and the 50’s shower cap holin me brainz in.
But my brainz all melted now from teh gooey sweetnezzz of teh ferrets.
Theyz leakin out me noes!!!
DRIP DRIP DRIP
NOE dun step der! Dems me BRAINZ on teh floorz!!!
Dey calls ferrets “carpet sharks” sumtimes. Iffn yer brains is on de floor an de carpet sharks r down dere…we gots trubble. We better calls the CCC now!
*woooooweeeeeewooooooooweeeeeeewoooooooweeeeeeee*
uh ohs! 18wheelsandakitteh iz splorted an dripping all ober an no wun haz com to teh reskyoo yet!! haz bin a long time sinse i handled teh CCC, but i fink i rebembers: furst, under speshul cirkumstanse, gots to tape up teh noze wif dukkie tape to stop teh brayns from leekin owt. *tape tape tape* iz ok, 18w&ak, jus breev throo yor mowf for teh momint. ok, now, skoopy skoopy skoopy up teh brayns taht are oh teh flore *rezist teh urje to save sum ob teh useful bits for myself* uh oh, hed not sploded. ok, 18w&ak, yoo needs to lay down on yor back, an tip yor chin up. now i take teh dukkie tape offa yor noze *riiiiip* oops, sorry, didn’t meen for it to hurt, an pore teh brayns bak in yor noze! put yor hed back a liddle more so tehy kan all run bak into playse, better stay like taht for a wile, heerz a nise comfy pillow for yor nek wile yoo lay tehr. cover yoo up wif a nice floofy blankie, insert intraveenus hot choklit drip (cawz yoo cant drink the hot choklit wen yor holding yor hed bak like taht) sets egg timer shaped like big burple eester egg for five minits, taht shuld be long enuff to teh brayns to drip bak into playse an set up agin. tehr, all better now!
(btw, i dont recognamize yor name, yoo must be noo heer, welkom!! an i apolologize for teh delay in medikal treetmint; sunnyday evenings kan be slo arownd heer. gud fing i camed along!!)
GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
moves a bit to the rite and tilts hed forwerd soz can talkz
THANX LUNAR!!!
I feelz much betters nao that me brainz are bak in me hed.
Yes I iz new. I been lerkin fod dawhile an finally decided to maek sum postz.
Kiettehspeak iz a bit harder to write than to readz!!!
Letz me introduce myself
I lives in Virginaiz and drives a big ole 18 wheeler! I gotz two klittehs and one 13 lbs an 1 yearz old.
D udder kitteh is 11 yearz old and six poundz and used to rides wit me in the big ole 18 wheeler. She dun ridez about 800,000 milezes and iz retired frum drivng nao!
She did good for a quadruped akshully.
N’k I am dun talkin nao!
wow, taht iz most inturesting! i wonder abowt teh lojistiks ob traveling arowing wif a kitteh. taht iz pretty hi milaje for a kitteh! duz she stays at home now? duz teh yunger kitteh ride wif yoo now or keep teh ovver wun compny at home? iz very nise to meet yoo! welkom to cheezland! (mebbee we also needs to start stokking nozeplugs in teh ty booteek, to prevent teh brayn leekaje owt teh noses!) oh, az noo frend, yoo gets to go to teh ty booteek an get a welkom gift!
scyooze me, but ai wuz wundering, are those rabid weasels?
Noez, deh rabbidt weesilz hazz deh long eerz.
And deh short poofy taylez.
“Ehhh…. Wut’s up, Doc?”
Dese b deh LOL weezilz. U kin rekognitizing dem bai deh kapshuningz ober dere hedz.
And dey b habbing deh obligitory fugly rug.
Ai seez you noticed teh fugly rug too, cweenmj!
Ai dun meen to be wude, but is it just me or is taht rug seem to be too loud?
WHAT DID YOO SAY KITTEH_KAT_CELIA?????? AI CANT HEER YOO – AI THINK TEH RUG’S TOO LOUD!!
O HAI, JANET!
TEH RUG IS TOO LOUDZ!
YAY!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!FERRETS ROW MI SOX!!!!!!!I love ferrets!tho teh rug iz soooooo
fugly!I haet it!
LOL!!!!!ur funny!I’z GLAD ur mia frenzy!
tehy is teh weezils taht ripped mai flesh
frank am nawt ded – him juss smellz funnee!!
fangs kew for getting mai Zappa ref, gibbocat!!
Scuse pease, iz wandering if talk talk roomy herez anywarz? Or just on dis hear picshur tingy wif all dese odder nize peepz? Kthxbai
Ohai, Mama Cat.
No – just heer awn this pikshur tingy!
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An tiz troo – we ar a bit odd! But nize taht yoo sayed nice!! Thanks. Yoo can com bak enetaim yoo wants to!
Hai JanetCanHas4kittehs, nice to meet uze. I iz just larning teh lol speakz, did not meanz odd, meantz udder!
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An.. .odder IZ udder! Oar udder iz odder. Itz awl teh sayme. Teh udder byootee ov Lolspeek, so to speek!
cweenmj, hai! I iz learnin ze lol speakes slowly, butz tinkz iz larning. No talk talk rmz here?
Tay, I go bedz now, talkz to u all morrow. nighty nightz
Nitee Nite, Mama Cat!! Wuz veeree nice to meet yoo!!
no, we just leeves messijes for eech ovver, an usually somwun replies. unless is slow time, like late sunny day evening. or wen a noo LOL gts putted up. but don’t gib up, just keep trying!
ai haz noticed taht most peeps dont talk to me ennymoar when ai gets on heer. ai post pics an commints an hardly no one respond…ai haz a smell???
ai gess ai duz hazza smell…ai will go…
Noooo! Plz don goe!! Jus keep poastin, sumbunny will talk tu yu. C, ai jus did!
Don goe, k?
Oh deer, dat iz bad. Teh ting iz, Lightchild, dat dis izn’t reelee a chatline. Peepl juss pop in an owt an sai sumfing – sumtiemz dey anser sumwun, but sumtiemz messijis get oberlukked. Pls doan’t gib up – we aer nies reelee!
Oh, ai’m sorry u has a sad. Cum here, have a hug.
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Of COARSE u dont have a smell. Peeps r sumtimes bisy wif ovver fings or threds or dunno, ai dunt get half teh repleyes written ai wud laik to write, so pweeze dunt give up yet. K?
ohai, iz 2:30 am in teh grate state uv minneesoda menny cheezpeeps asleep in tehr liddel beds wif kittehs at tihs time, mebbe taht why no wun talks, u no haz smell that ai cans deteckt..
LOLspeek iz a liddel trickee to reed an eeven tuffer to rite in teh beginning, but nao ai has to restrayn maiselfs frum riting regyoolar emails in it an finds maiself thinking in it
does ai need a life?/?
i iz up at 3:15 a.m. cawz my silly kittehs wanted owt an iz koldest night ob teh yeer so far and i fink tehy might want bak in. dis is teh slow time, not many peeps on.
yup, taht happins to just abowt evrewun, wantin to yooze teh lolspeek in not-lolspeek-appropryute sichumashuns. i eben finks in it a lot ob times. yoo not needs a life, yoo iz just bi-lingwal.
tank yu awl, ai feel beddr. ai will keep tryin an wont gib up yet.
{{{{{{HUGS TO ALL MY PEEPS}}}}}}
lol dis website rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good morning eberybuddy
for those of yew who just cannawt get enuf weazly goodness, here is teh linky
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scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/biology/mammals/carnivores/monday_mustelid/index.php?page=1
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mustelid after mustelid, inclooding, of cowrse, our favrit the bagder.
enjoy!
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well, that linky should be
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http://www.scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/biology/mammals/carnivores/monday_mustelid/index.php?page=1
Cutest thing ever!
We have four rescued ferts; & we wuvs dem! Too kewt!!
Fewwitz. Sew much nysur tahn flourz. Softur, tu.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FERRETS ROW MI SOX!!!!!!!I love ferrets!
Furruntz! Better than diamundz!
Ize da anonomuss purson hu rote da capshun. Oop, Ize not anonomuss ennymo… Dat cute foto rminds me of dat song MUSKRAT LUB. watta silly song dat wuz… LUB, LUB, LUB to awl at LOL KATZ xoxoxo
I love Ferrets! Runs around like crazy!
cute:)
my lolferrets:
http://www.erlendaakre.com/?page_id=437