Dis gonna confuse me
Dis gonna confuse me later in life
iz ok. u wil jus lern 2 recycle.
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Wat for dey put lidder in fud bole?
Conga rats on yur nawr sekkund, annipuss! Ar yu up fur sum drinksies an danses?
i is sekkund. i can has drinkies and danses too?
An, Ai was reedin bout yur adbenchur tu teh Lunnen Cheezmeet! Ai waz sew happi dat yu decided tu goes!
Thx, Ai am glad dat Ai wuz purrswadid dat Ai had 2 go. Ai wuz berry onnerd wen bofe Cheezburger an Tofuburger sed “Oh, U aer Annipuss!”
cause…cause… dey ish confoozed demselves. dey put de foodz in de litter box as wellz. poor itteh bitteh kitteh… ish gunna be a confoozing life.
Clearly tihs was teh work of Confuse-A-Cat
obskwer fer tu teh PYHON !!!! ftw !
whers teh napoleyon?
mp rules!
cause is a kit ketteh so dey need tou mak shure it don drown in letteer
wait. dey wantz me to EET dis?
is not good.
But wud this meen u gets a litterbocks size fud bowl?
I cud werk with that.
But den der wud bee noe wai dat liddle fud bowl litterbocks cud holed awl da………deposits!
Dat’s OK az lawng az u noe wich iz wich!
ohai teasel and anni!
happy sunny day to u both, and congrats to anni!
ever heard of a litterbocks caek?
I has some here for ur sellabration!
Errr, ummmm Ai aer nawt shore Ai liek teh sownd uv dat!
EEEEEWWWW!!!
Dat’s wat Ai thort!
ai haz herd uv dat! luuks disgustyn but iz gud. Mai auntie maykes a “dirt caik” inna cleen lyned flour pot, it iz nommy butt u wud sware it wuz maid frum dirt & mud! shee eben uzez de gummiwurms 2 luk lyke deys crawlin owt uv de dirt!
I had a cowerker bring one in for Halloweens once.
I tried to put in a link but werdpress has a hungree.
Lemme try this one. Is *from* WP so mabye it will make it?
http://www.animoscrypt.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/guess-what-this-is/
Thx, but noe thx!
Da best part iz teh tootsie rolls!
REQUEST
Doo annybuddee heer beez habbin an eggsepshunull recipe furr scottish
shortbread???
Like mebbeh dare Scottish granny maded furr dem or sumfin?
if so can bee emailin mee at kafleenthedonkey@gmail.com
kthxbai
Ohai Kafleen! Ai has teh Scottish granny an teh shortbred recipe, altho ai nawt sure it is eggsepshunull – ai only knows wun way of makin it! An ai onlee knows teh TTI meshurmints an oven temprachurs so ai dunno how dat translates to teh Euw Ess Ob Ay. NEway, ai emails u – let me kno how it goes!
ohai Martoonee, has PostmanPat brort yu enneefink nyse reece untly?
Ohai Ambercat – ai finkso maybe, butt ai wuz in Singapaw awl week, so awl ai got is a “Sorry, u was nawt heer. We had a parcel for u but we eated it” card froo teh door. Ai has to go to teh post orifice tomorrow an get mai parcels. Ai hope u rememememebered to put teh airholes in teh bocks or teh firemens mite nawt be feelin too good by teh time ai lets tehm out.
Ohno; tehy is holdin yur cheezmeet gifts hostij! Taht’ll teech yu to stand us up! The fotos R up, awn the Cheezfrenz syt so yu can see us havin a drink nawt wiv yu (but wiv a lemur insted!) at teh Garden Cafe. Did yu has tym to go shawpin in Single Paw?!
Ai had a liddle time for teh shawpin but unforchewmitly teh jetlag wuz so hextreem dat mai performance wuz bery poor. Ai did nawt eben buy WUN shoo, let alone a pair. Ai did however come home wif four packets of TimTams (for enny nawn-HorseTrailYearns present, teh TimTams is teh choklit biskits – a liddle liek teh Pengwins – an bery yummy).
linkee, pls, to cheezfrenz site? oh, and BTW, wot is my passwerd????
Yu has to sign up to become a member. Go to
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/ and follow teh instrucshuns ther.You must gib tehm ur ICHC posting name so they can check you out.
Ai will ask mai mama, she used to makes teh luuvverly shortbreads when we livved in Dundee…
Gud mornin, leeza-b! At lesst it iz heer-just after 7am. Nawt awl da wai lite yet, soes Ai hadz tu chek teh wevver repot….it wil bee sunny! Yay!
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Tanks fur teh caek! Ai haz had it beefour….yummy, iffin youse kin git past teh wai it lukks!
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Ai wil goes git maor koffee an bring bak enuf fur eberywun!
Ai knoes teh litterbocks caek! Ai seen it befoar!
But did yu eated ani?
O, ai meens ai haz onlee seen pikchurs of teh caek. Ai just luked foar sum on-line naow to refresh mai memries and itz nawt so apeeling.
I tries one more time, not to put in teh link, but show u the website.
3 dbuyas, and then fabulousfoods.com/index.php?option=com_resource&controller=article&article=17836&category_id=109
If u check it owt, they has lot of other interesting fuds too.
The brane jello is uh, new. Not shure I’d want to eet it but if Judson decided to do more vishual aids he cud use for extra splortage demonstrashons.
Here’s a link I also posted above:
http://www.animoscrypt.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/guess-what-this-is/
ai’s sorry, but PLEH!!!!!!!! Mai brane wud nawt let me eet dat caek. Maybe if ai wuz blindfoldeded. Ai likes mai caek to luk like caek.
Me 2 liekwize! Fud shud lukk liek fud nawt liek sumfing pleh!
*pout* I posted a link to a pic and recipe but WP (or teh mods here) eeted it.
Which goes to show that both will eet anything!
Oh and BF473: I has made dirt caek too. Avec gummi worms! Is yum but a lotta work and a lotta ingreedients to mixify.
yez it shure iz, shee maiks it fer defambly reyunionz & so awn, de speshul okayshuns.
Does she rent teh backhoe or does she own her own?
http://tsunami.local/cat/im/20070916_04912.jpg
It had a delish—but Ai wuzn’t brave enuff to take da furst bite!
Darn it – url fail. Tries dis innerstead:
http://www.bobtmigo.com/cat/im/20070916_04912.jpg
and then I was like what
o hai
ohai ravensqueaker!
anni- i dont tink you ebber sleepz. mus haev toofpeeks wholding deh eyez open all deh teim, aifinkso. ennywayz, lettuce partay!
Ai iz in TTI, soe Ai ownlee miss teh wun dat cums in teh middul uv mai nite.
Dat iz teh wun dat sez 2pm Ai iz yooshullee fass asleap den – it’s 1 am heer
Ohai! Aifinkso, dis confuzzle da kitteh!
iz kitteh “toylet bowl”? ware de tidee bowl mahn?
It was teh trajic: tidy bowl man went to a beisbol game yesterday and got nommed by a giant kitteh.
o noze! kitteh flushed him owt uv hyding?
Silly, kittehs don’t flush.
No, teh tydi bowl man gived himself away wif teh telltale motorboat motor noises.
ooho LCB……ai begz tu diffur !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
ai hopes diz goes froo……diz video gotted me an mi fren in trubbel at teh libbarry, we waz laffin an laffin, an dey sed ..hey kiet !!! an we coodnt helpz it …we jest kkeeped laffing
OMG! dat waz hill airy us.
i don getz it!
hes going to the bathroon in the same bowl hes going to be eating out of later on in life
Dis fud iz a liddle too cronschy…..
stais cronschy eben in….um….P?
rofl
ais watterin
Ooooh, dat bebeh iz jes a bite-size nom.
WANT!
pour sweet bebe luks lyke him haz a skared tho
Looks to me like he’s just thinking really hard.
Mebbe not tinking, but stinking?
It’s diabolical how a cute little kitteh like that can create such a nose-hair-curling stench, innit?
Indeed! Peee-yew! Whar dus it all come from???
kittehs – kewt awn teh owtside, nockshus awn teh inside…
teh odder fingz abowt kitnz iz how lowd a kitn iz …..liddul bitty teeny tiny bowdy, an diz HUJJ MEW cumz owt ov dem ….growed up kittehz cant maek dat muches noyse !
Yeah, I wud tink long an hard iffin ai had tew use teh facilities an worry bout if a gnormous goggie mite come along and nom me wile iz occupied.
iz up awna tayble 2! teenie weenie kitteh gunna hav a hard tyme jumpin up dere 2 uze de facilatees ifinkso!
Yesh! Ai waz jus tinking taht sinse dis lukks lik teh goggie bowl, teh hooomins whir jus makin it ez fur teh googie to gits hiz Kitteh-Roca. A litterbocksfur teh kittehh iz teh snak bowl fur teh goggie!
Memmo 2 Hewminz:
Crunchee fud goez in boal! Dayr
arz NO Ekkseppshunz!
Dis nawt noarmull! Wut
duz Kitteh ekkspekkz wenz
Prittee Wun seengz ‘bowt
“Putz t3h lyme in t3h
coakkonutz”?!!! Liddurr Bawkz iz
4 Kitteh Liddurr!
Jack.
Ai jus gotz distracted by teh “Who be talkin” when ai saw 999qa posted a comment on “so, u wantz marry her?” Memember teh valentine wedding proposal? I wunderz when teh weddin was an why alla us weren’t invited? We can has picshurs and update?
They gonna need a fud bowl
To contain the SPLORT
Splort ALERT!
*Brings da CCC just in kayse*
Glad I has a immoonity… But teh kewness iz killin me!
Thank u
Jus in time
Ai wunner ifn dats teh mommeh kitteh awn teh floar dere? Pritty ladee!
Wow, I din’t eben notiss
U has a gud ey
P.S. Ai jus gotz teh nu glasses todai! dey mus bee wurkin alreddee. Hee!
so cute.
AWWW! SPLORT!
Oh Noes! A SPLORT eemergensee!
*bringz owt teh CCC and says “I’ll doo mai bestest – Iym teh new guy!”
*skoopy, skoopy up teh brayns*
*kairfully playses brayns back into teh hed*
*snapz teh cap on and seelz it in playse wif dukky-taype*
*wrapz KKC in a floofy bankie*
*handz KKC a cuppa her SPESHAL hot choccy mix – yummys!*
Dere! Bedder now?
O tank u! *waves tuxedoed pawsie from under blankie* Ai is awl bedder nao!
Well dun, TiannaBanana!!!1! And welkum 2 cheezland! Is bery brave of u to do a CCC resqueue as a furst commint. And ur doin it rite!!1!
vg, tianna banana!!!
heers a chawklit possum jus 4 yew
Oh dats gud! Ai’m berry glad I gots it rite! Ai’z watching karefully how de udders do it, an Ai new dat dis waz emportent werk to be dun. Tanks fer teh chawklit possum! *Nom nom nom* Mmmmmmm. Enneewais, Ai haz bean told dat mai SPESHAL hot choccy iz so gud, it haz a heeling propertees! Hopit werks!
Oh Hai. Of topik, but yesterdai Ai sees somone drivin de rong wai on mai strete. So Ai yelled “U R DOING IT RONG!” at him n poyntd at da sine tu maek him stop. Hi kep goin tho. Ai hopes hi dint hit ennybunny.
Isn’t he little!!!!!!!!
Catbox=dawg bowl. Jus lyke it shud bii.
wat does that mean i dnt get it????
Mi goggie used to snak frum teh catbox. Ai suspect other goggies duz thet, too.
what the heck i don’t get it
well it meanz de bowl iz full uf kitteh litter and later in life the kitteh wouldnt want to crap in hiz fud
well it meanz de bowl iz full uf kitteh litter and later in life the kitteh wouldnt want to crap in hiz fud
lolololololololololol that is funneh
Dis is SOOOOOOOO funneh! my noo screen savuh!!!!!
Mayks menny lahfs, menny timez.
you wouldnt wanna crap in yur fud would u little kitteh?