Comments on: coffee cup left on the bench too

By: City

City — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:08:24 +0000

Thar 3 kittehs in der? O_O

By: scampy111

scampy111 — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:56:03 +0000

mai cat coughed a hairballz in mai coffee once. he injoyed i cuz he peed in mai shoe 2

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:58:49 +0000

OMG think uv teh cheezfrenz!

By: catsick

catsick — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:35:33 +0000

i fink ders free kittehs bud it myt b too kittehs. hao much kewt can 1 cup howld?

By: Wet Kitteh Mouse

Wet Kitteh Mouse — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:54:19 +0000

FTW

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:37:17 +0000

Yum! Thx, Teasel. We do liek to liv dangerously!
Leeza-b hasn’t come bak yet…iz u OK?

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:32:28 +0000

i’ll haz wot jack iz habbin: a dubble Catpuchino wif extra floof.

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:35 +0000

i dunnno. couldn’t make head nor tails ovit

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:28:47 +0000

i purr furz da mochat.

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:25:29 +0000

CALL TEH LOLYERS! we can haz the MASSIVEBIGTIME suing o you for emohsunal distress for providink teh whirrleds (putting on of reeding glasses & flipping fru da manuscrirpt ” most dangereus resipea “as you , yourself, siad. GUILTY AS CHRG’D?!!

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:14:15 +0000

A kitteh kup kuld kup as much kit, az a kitteh kup kuld, if a kitteh kup kuld kup kit!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:41:12 +0000

bcauz nobuddy likes teh hairy fungal mold kittehs

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:37:42 +0000

EHWOTHAY!!!!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:49:00 +0000

Teh bestust part uv waykin up
iz teh KITTOONZ in yur kup!
*SQUEEEEEEEE*

By: upfi

upfi — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:45:19 +0000

Jack, ai sit open-moufed in adorashun at ur poetic use of teh CCC. Ai am moast impressed and can go to sleep happily knowing dat dere is sumwun out dere who can handle a keyboard dilly gently and in a poetic way. Good night!

By: Babelfish

Babelfish — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:36:38 +0000

The puurrrrrfect morning cuppa!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:22:41 +0000

Ai fort u was axin me bowt teh shortbred recipe!

By: teasel

teasel — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:18:54 +0000

Dat’s why it bees teh mos dangerous recipie inna whirlled! Choklit cake in 5 minutes! Wot cud bees bedder! (Weel, asides frum a kitteh oar two, ob couse.)

By: teasel

teasel — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:12:54 +0000

It iz nawt myne recipeee–Ai diina maek it up anyways. But Ai thot ob sooing jus fur a minute soes Ai cud get yur ktiiehs!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:01 +0000

LOL!!
.
telling deer hazel dat hur halp b preesheeated, but not needed.
Den gibbing hur dhe eer skritchez fur mii.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:02:25 +0000

Ai taeked it frum an owld cukk bukk! But it is a classic standard recipe, so is OK.

By: leosmom

leosmom — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:58:31 +0000

tanks so much! Dis will make its way into da book, too. yoor not gonna soo me for copying yor recipe, right? cause all ai own are 2 kittehs and dere toys.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:57:22 +0000

Az lawng az Ai’m nawt payin fur dem!

By: jd

jd — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:55:06 +0000

Iz her elebentyeth nawt sekkond, wich cawls foar extra martoonies awl rownd.

By: jd

jd — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:54:18 +0000

Spring chikkin? Moar lyke a spring(ing) kitteh.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:52:32 +0000

ooohhh… dis was something I prolly didn’t need to know!
*immediatlee cc’s, prints pastes, and runs to kichen to see if she has all teh ingredients*

By: leosmom

leosmom — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:46:34 +0000

tank yoo berry muchlee. and is okay to use ounces. mai momcat is german so ai hab da special measuring cup dat has ounces on it for flour, sugar, milk, etc.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:41:30 +0000

I duzn’t thinking I kud make it past step wun, I wud git stuk on deh
snorguling.

By: Puddy_tat

Puddy_tat — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:40:19 +0000

indeed!

By: teasel

teasel — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:38:59 +0000

Den chek teh cup fur aniting dat the kittehs mite haz left behynd.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:37:50 +0000

tihs kitteh is prepard for teh splorts…..

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205045

ai wantz tu no hau tehy be maekin kittehs hold still foar dis….

By: teasel

teasel — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:37:37 +0000

Yesh, teh nawt sekkund step is Remobe teh kitteh bebehs frum teh mug an snorgle dem.

By: Puddy_tat

Puddy_tat — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:32:24 +0000

although the kitteh might eated the cookie…

By: Puddy_tat

Puddy_tat — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:31:19 +0000

you forgot “make sure there is no kitteh in teh mug furst”

=( – . ‘ )=

By: teasel

teasel — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:22:12 +0000

Teh cup an teh nomminess insied an the talk of puddins reminded mii ob dis:
5-MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE (Most Dangerous in the World)

4 tablespoons cake flour ( that’s plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla flavoring
1 coffee mug

Put dry ingredients in mug and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well again.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla essence, and mix again.
(You can also do all the above in a bowl and then pour it in your mug)

Microwave for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake
will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, then enjoy!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:03:12 +0000

Cawffee Cup datz am
beeg enuff 4 wun Liddill
Kitteh canz fitz 2!

Liddill Kittehz amz
moastlee floof, so dayr iz a
chanss itz canz fitz 3!

Itz awllz deependz awn
how Liddill Kittehz scrunnnnch andz
mebbee fitz wun moar!

Jack.

By: Korrikitteh

Korrikitteh — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:40:21 +0000

If coffee left on the bench magically grows kitteh’s, how come everyone doesn’t leave their coffee on benches???

Everyone needs a kitteh ….

By: bunnehkins

bunnehkins — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:34:05 +0000

nomnomnomnom

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:15:36 +0000

An a cookey. Yays!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:07:51 +0000

Shortbred is a sweet crisp cake/biskit – a tradishunul skottish stuff. Basic recipe is 6 ounces plain flour, 2 ounces castor (fine) sugar and 4 ounces margarine or butter. (sorry, I can’t translate to cup measures) Knead the ingredients together until smooth and silky (you can do it in a food processor). Roll our about 1/4 inch thick and cut into shapes. Bake in a very moderate oven (300-350F) for 25-30 minutes

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:57:16 +0000

Ctrl Alt Delete is yur frend!

By: leosmom

leosmom — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:36:07 +0000

sumwon’s got a shortbred recipe availabubble? ai’s typing up a recipe book as a fundraiser for mai cherch, and ai’m short some bred recipes. ai have 3 bred and rolls recipes out of a total of 250 recipes. Duz anyone want to share something wiff me?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:32:29 +0000

im in yr mug
becoming yr science projeckt

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:27:25 +0000

Yesh. Sumfin like dat.
Hazel deesided dat she was to helping me wiv typin erlier.
She trodded on all teh keys an borked teh layout. I cuddnt get dubble letters or repeet fings or backspace delete
And it wented soooo small I needed teh hubblol telescope to read froo.
I fixed it nao
.
I switched it off.Then switched it on agen

By: Sakee

Sakee — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:26:38 +0000

1 cup of kewtness :3.

By: Sakee

Sakee — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:26:11 +0000

Stand back! *Bringz in da CCC*

*Pickz up brayns and kleens dem. We NOT WANT dirteh thots*
*Patz dem in place*
*Duck-duck-duck tape. QUACK!*
*Playses 50s baything cap, covers 18wheels in floofy wool blankie and givs hot chokklit wif cheezcaek*
Feelin’ better?

By: TiannaBanana

TiannaBanana — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:25:19 +0000

an chawklit sprinkels, ifinkso.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:24:35 +0000

Kitteh Kaffay-au-Lait;
Hmmmmm; wen yuu addez teh mylk, teh kittehs wil nom iyt;
yuu jes gunna hasta drynke tihs cup…..ummm, errrrr, nebbermynde:
Yuu beddure geyt anuvver cup!!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:20:03 +0000

Teh carkuss iz gettin berry kreekee! Ai fink Ai moar liek an owld boylin fowl.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:17:45 +0000

Yeah, I’d like a cup of kewt?… Triple ekstra larj, wif wip creem.