coffee cup left on the bench too
coffee cup left on the bench too long…
ur coffee haz becum bad. very very bad.
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Eeeww. Oar shud dat be Aawwwww
Has a cuppa cattachinno, anni. Happy Sunday.
Thx, Kafleen. Ai aer juss goin 2 haz mai dinner. Ai haz a hongree!
Hmm…dinner – ai wuz hopin it wud cook itself but apparentlee u has to put fings in teh oven. BRB. Ackshully – ai finkso it is wine o’clock, too!
Myne iz in teh uvvin an smellz neerlee dun. Bai fur naow!
yup, sun is ober teh yardarm – Ai is awn mai sekkund glass awlreddy! But Ai is silly brating: Tomorrorrorro is mai burfdai so Ai started partying yesserdai an plan to carry awn AWL WEEK – hoos wiv me?!
I has joined yoo
*Cheez*
Gin and Tonic times several and now a glass of White wine and a Indigestyun tablit O.O….lunch at the Golf Club was superb.
I shocked the Men – I etid two pudins and had moar roast too NOM!!
..
WooHoo! Wai to go!!! Ai is prowd ob yu! Ai has a stikkeetoffeepuddin fer 2, awl fer me, fer mai naytul dai, tomorro. NOM!
Wiv Tusterd???
it has a sorce so mebbe creem
Cream? Onna hot puddin?? Got to be Tusterd!!
…..*burp*…pardun me. 
I forgoed applol an rhubub crumble towday – there wuz no tusterd.
onlee creem.*sigh*
It was hard to deecide tween thick choklit an ammaretti moose, or triful….
I had bofe…..
Wellll, wen u can’t disied……
‘cattachinno’ – yum
Muchly bettah den a cat-poo-cheeno.
annipuss, u is teh livin lejjind! Ebery time ai gets to teh noo pickshur, heer u is! Ai finkso u must be highlee cafeenated to be so kwik!
Ai watsh teh clokk an pownse!
Does u do teh butt wiggle ob doom each time?!!!
Mai butt iz too stiff 2 wiggle! Ai aer an owld laydee!
Ai finkso we can awl has teh butt wiggle in owr minds heer awn ICHC!
An enneewai, Annipuss LYS! She mebbee owld awn teh owtsyd (tho eben taht is debaytabubble) but she is a spring chikkin awn teh insyd!
Teh carkuss iz gettin berry kreekee! Ai fink Ai moar liek an owld boylin fowl.
Spring chikkin? Moar lyke a spring(ing) kitteh.
kongrachulashuns on yer nawt sekund!
Thx, WKM!
Iz her elebentyeth nawt sekkond, wich cawls foar extra martoonies awl rownd.
Az lawng az Ai’m nawt payin fur dem!
Dis drink has a bite.
anna kewt. anna floof.
Ohai kafleen – ai left u a shortbred recipee awn ur email. Plz to be makin enuff for awl ob us!
Ai seed!!! Tank u!!!
sumwon’s got a shortbred recipe availabubble? ai’s typing up a recipe book as a fundraiser for mai cherch, and ai’m short some bred recipes. ai have 3 bred and rolls recipes out of a total of 250 recipes. Duz anyone want to share something wiff me?
Shortbred is a sweet crisp cake/biskit – a tradishunul skottish stuff. Basic recipe is 6 ounces plain flour, 2 ounces castor (fine) sugar and 4 ounces margarine or butter. (sorry, I can’t translate to cup measures) Knead the ingredients together until smooth and silky (you can do it in a food processor). Roll our about 1/4 inch thick and cut into shapes. Bake in a very moderate oven (300-350F) for 25-30 minutes
nomnomnomnom
tank yoo berry muchlee. and is okay to use ounces. mai momcat is german so ai hab da special measuring cup dat has ounces on it for flour, sugar, milk, etc.
I neber had such a sharp cuppa coffee.
Teh cup an teh nomminess insied an the talk of puddins reminded mii ob dis:
5-MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE (Most Dangerous in the World)
4 tablespoons cake flour ( that’s plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla flavoring
1 coffee mug
Put dry ingredients in mug and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well again.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla essence, and mix again.
(You can also do all the above in a bowl and then pour it in your mug)
Microwave for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake
will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, then enjoy!
you forgot “make sure there is no kitteh in teh mug furst”
=( – . ‘ )=
Den chek teh cup fur aniting dat the kittehs mite haz left behynd.
indeed!
I duzn’t thinking I kud make it past step wun, I wud git stuk on deh
snorguling.
ooohhh… dis was something I prolly didn’t need to know!
*immediatlee cc’s, prints pastes, and runs to kichen to see if she has all teh ingredients*
Dat’s why it bees teh mos dangerous recipie inna whirlled! Choklit cake in 5 minutes! Wot cud bees bedder! (Weel, asides frum a kitteh oar two, ob couse.)
Yum! Thx, Teasel. We do liek to liv dangerously!
Leeza-b hasn’t come bak yet…iz u OK?
tanks so much! Dis will make its way into da book, too. yoor not gonna soo me for copying yor recipe, right? cause all ai own are 2 kittehs and dere toys.
Ai taeked it frum an owld cukk bukk! But it is a classic standard recipe, so is OK.
It iz nawt myne recipeee–Ai diina maek it up anyways. But Ai thot ob sooing jus fur a minute soes Ai cud get yur ktiiehs!
CALL TEH LOLYERS! we can haz the MASSIVEBIGTIME suing o you for emohsunal distress for providink teh whirrleds (putting on of reeding glasses & flipping fru da manuscrirpt ” most dangereus resipea “as you , yourself, siad. GUILTY AS CHRG’D?!!
OMG think uv teh cheezfrenz!
lo-fat, trippul shot, xtra sweete mocha java bebbeh kitteh…….
To go!!! (home wif me?)
WANT!!
**SPLORT***
Dangit! I looked at it too long.
O NOES! Sumwun kwick! Hep 18…..kitteh!!!
Halp! 18….kitteh needz teh CCC! I don’t hab wun ober heer. Halp!
o NOES! 18…kitteh being teh nawt sekund fatalitee ob teh splort?! Nooooooooeesssss!!!!
*laughs helplessly*
That will happen….
Stand back! *Bringz in da CCC*
*Pickz up brayns and kleens dem. We NOT WANT dirteh thots*
*Patz dem in place*
*Duck-duck-duck tape. QUACK!*
*Playses 50s baything cap, covers 18wheels in floofy wool blankie and givs hot chokklit wif cheezcaek*
Feelin’ better?
Heer 18…kitteh. i be sitting wit yu til teh halp gits heer. Hang on!!
Aw rite, aw rite! Nawt tu bee panikin! Lessee… Emurgensee Portabul Splort Containmunt Unit … Check! Rite, sweepee sweepee sweepee (lawts ob brainz!) alla teh brainz an tuckee dem bak intu teh hed, dere! Naow, ducky taip, duckytaipe an wrap, wrap, wrap, dere! Sooo, heer iz a nu FCHRG (wit doi) anna floofee pinkeebloo blankee an a naice mug ov hawt cheokleet fur teh bof ov u. Yu iz teh berry gud nursee Wet Kitteh Mouse! O an heers sum chokleet aramadillos too. Feel betturrr soon!
Leev owt kawfee, get a kitnz? Hawt dawg! I am sew dayr! An I doant ebin LIEK kawfee.
Heer’z t3h CCC
Vakkyumez up awlll t3h braynz andz
poarz dem bakk insyde
Buderfyl Band~Aydz
strrretch and maykz Ayteen’z hedd luukz
awll nyss andz prittee
Heer’z CHRG!
pullz daown and rapps wiff Dukkt Tayp.
Can haz Vellkro 2!
Can haz Bunjee Coardz
ifz U lyke. Hanbz Iee~Bryte Tee
oarz zestee Red Zingrrrr
Awllso habz froazin
Millkee Wayz orz Hurshee Bawrz
wiff nommee awllmundz
Nyss floofee blankitt
4 U 2 keeps warm. Dis wun
habz lawtza bunneez
Jack.
MWhew! Yay Jack Deth! **clappity clappity** Yu saved … him? Her? … Yu saved 18…kitteh!!!!
Jack, ai sit open-moufed in adorashun at ur poetic use of teh CCC. Ai am moast impressed and can go to sleep happily knowing dat dere is sumwun out dere who can handle a keyboard dilly gently and in a poetic way. Good night!
koffee-flavered kittehs! nummies! WANTS all ub dem!!
i purr furz da mochat.
Hao mennee behbeh kittehs can yu fit in a cawfee cup?! Srsly, hao mennee R ttehre in tehre?
Hao menny kits wud a coffee cup cup, iffs a coffee cup cud catch kits?
A kitteh kup kuld kup as much kit, az a kitteh kup kuld, if a kitteh kup kuld kup kit!
i dunnno. couldn’t make head nor tails ovit
i fink ders free kittehs bud it myt b too kittehs. hao much kewt can 1 cup howld?
Gud kwestion! Ai kan c 1 teenee paw an mebbe 2 teenee earses, noe! 3 earses, an 2 differun colors ov floof so at lees 2 teenee bodies, an .. O ai dunnoe!!!
testin… nuffin to see heer.
Dis ar not the lol comment you are expectin. Kthnxbai.
So ware is deh lol commint i were spekting???
Huh, Tidmum??
wut did u duing wif it??
did u eeting it??
Oar did WP eeting it???
c’mon…fess up! ware did it go?
did u taking it owt tu lukking at in deh lite?
did it runded away??
Yesh. Sumfin like dat.
Hazel deesided dat she was to helping me wiv typin erlier.
She trodded on all teh keys an borked teh layout. I cuddnt get dubble letters or repeet fings or backspace delete
And it wented soooo small I needed teh hubblol telescope to read froo.
I fixed it nao
.
I switched it off.Then switched it on agen
Ctrl Alt Delete is yur frend!
LOL!!
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telling deer hazel dat hur halp b preesheeated, but not needed.
Den gibbing hur dhe eer skritchez fur mii.
Yeah, I’d like a cup of kewt?… Triple ekstra larj, wif wip creem.
an chawklit sprinkels, ifinkso.
An a cookey. Yays!
although the kitteh might eated the cookie…
Kitteh Kaffay-au-Lait;
Hmmmmm; wen yuu addez teh mylk, teh kittehs wil nom iyt;
yuu jes gunna hasta drynke tihs cup…..ummm, errrrr, nebbermynde:
Yuu beddure geyt anuvver cup!!!!
1 cup of kewtness :3.
im in yr mug
becoming yr science projeckt
If coffee left on the bench magically grows kitteh’s, how come everyone doesn’t leave their coffee on benches???
Everyone needs a kitteh ….
bcauz nobuddy likes teh hairy fungal mold kittehs
Cawffee Cup datz am
beeg enuff 4 wun Liddill
Kitteh canz fitz 2!
Liddill Kittehz amz
moastlee floof, so dayr iz a
chanss itz canz fitz 3!
Itz awllz deependz awn
how Liddill Kittehz scrunnnnch andz
mebbee fitz wun moar!
Jack.
i’ll haz wot jack iz habbin: a dubble Catpuchino wif extra floof.
tihs kitteh is prepard for teh splorts…..
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205045
ai wantz tu no hau tehy be maekin kittehs hold still foar dis….
The puurrrrrfect morning cuppa!
Teh bestust part uv waykin up
iz teh KITTOONZ in yur kup!
*SQUEEEEEEEE*
EHWOTHAY!!!!
mai cat coughed a hairballz in mai coffee once. he injoyed i cuz he peed in mai shoe 2
Thar 3 kittehs in der? O_O