Crouching dragn sleepin kitteh
Crouching dragn sleepin kitteh
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: jewelkitty
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai fink Ai’d raver haz teh kitteh
well dey bofe sleepin
Them’s r sum skaree pointy endz.
twu but der kitteh wont use em on ya, cept if u wake her up
posh kitteh lurves her handbag
Gud greef, aer u still awayke?
kinda, wasn’t needed for show call, so I took a nap.
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and managed not to brain myself in the process of waking, bonus.
Ai’m glad u got sum sleap - Ai wuz a bit wurrid dat u mite dribe wile 2 tyred 2 fink!
i are teh lizard king!
Hooray! Ai thort dat SHD an me waz teh ownlee peepl leff in teh wirld!
did ai miss teh apurrcalypse agin? O_o
Noe, it’s Fundai mornin and haff teh wirld iz sleapin laet!
nah, I’m about to go home and sleep, inna bed.
Sleep well! see u sumtiem.
An teh rest is “payin teh morgidge”
*snerk*
O8
Dyselxia strieks agane! Ai meened
waddya do iffen ya own the place?
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*snerk*
Errr, “pay teh morgidge” awn yur oen?!
might as well, I don’t see anyone else whipping out the……checkbook, to take care of the…….debt.
Just watch owt for that balloon paymint.
*snerk*
What be tihs “sleap laet” yu speek uv? Hao duz wun nawt get hed-bonked reepeetedlee, get face washed wif organik sandpapr, get pawd at (wif or wifout pointy endz!), get yellings in eer, get inter… intra… fings insyd mashd?
Ewe puts a lawk onna bedrume doar silee! Oar ewe kin puts teh fud owt teh nite b4. Oh wate, taht wuz a retorukkul questshun wuzzn’t it? Mai bad. Ai’ve bin up awl nite. A liddle punchee hear…
But, but… them haz kruncheefud awl teh tiem, n tehy gets gushifuds in teh ebnin tu, liek at brekfist.
N, well, if ai lawks teh doar, tehre will being no doar left, aifinkso…
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Ai hoping yu nawt up awl nyte fur bad reezon. Waz, lyk, partee or sumfing, ai hopes.
No, halfbeast!!!
But yoo DID miss putting yur nayme awn teh CheezpeeplMap.
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So far, there iz NO WUN in Switzerland! Yoo cud hav it awl to yurself!! LOL!
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Just send yur info to cweenmj at cweenmj@gmail.com
Tell hur where yoo live - an purrhaps a lion about it. Ai’ll fetch teh map link. BRB
This iz frum cweenmj.
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Deh map b at:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh master list b at:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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If u liking tu luk at deh map a lot, I rekkermending u putting bof uv dese
on ur favritz/bookmark list.
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tu gtting on deh map emayo mii at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and ur lokayshun.
Well, Dun, Janet uv deh 4 kittehz!!!
*runz tu chek emayo.
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Oh, kwap….just a spam frum a lolyer. hee sez ” On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late …. who wished you good. ……Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.”
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ifinkso him will have to waiting a looooooong time tu hearing frum mii.
jess poot halfbeast furrm zurich in der, dats enuff?
Ok. u b on deh map! Fank yew, halfbeast, u b deh furst
frum Suisse. I duz a happee dans fur u.
*dans, dans, dans.
Me dans too!!!1!! Zurich is byootimus!!1!! Grüezi, halfbeast, frum Munich in Bavaria!
*waves enerjetically wif bof feelers”
Fun picture!
I’se pleesed to see de kitteh an lizerd aer frenz. If dey were N-M-Es it would be epic, lookit the pointee ends on de lizard!
too early here, I hasta wake up muh avatar
Lizard absorbs kitteh’s energy - better than an infra-red lamp! And how freaked would you be to find this going on in your airing cupboard? [or hot press, as the Irish call it]?
depends…
do i know i have a lizard?
ROFL
You’d think so, unless it’s the urban myth type of lizard that’s crawled up out of your toilet [or is that just alligators?].
allymegators awt of teh toylet!!!!!!! oh mai n aie downt eben have a kitteh to protekt me from it
Nawt a berry big alley-gayter cud fit up toilet, aifink.
it nawt the size uv teh allymegator but teh size of teh teef and wot it does wid dem that bovers me
Big enough to scare the cr*p out of you - which is probably your best defence. Maggsuverhoomun, kittehs are RUBBISH as Security.
iguana snuggl.
WIN!
*floofy clap*
*hoofy clap*
ebreewun luuks gud wen itz clozin tyme at de bar! nawt sew gud in de moanin aifinkso! kitteh gonna get a ruude awakenin!
Aii hed few datez lak taht sumztiems…ai sneikd awt in da noranin bfo dey iz wak up…
u so klebah Bluesfan! naow y dint ai fink ow dat plenny yrs agoo?
Luks liek Night of the Iguana to mii.
Richard Burton FTW!
O.O Ai fink Ai’d raver haz teh kitteh, 2….
Whyte knight Kitteh sleeps soundly after konkerin the dwagon. After a nap hiz look fur teh pwincess in teh tower or gushiefud depenz on wich one he find nawt sekund
*giglol*
OHai prysma-kitteh
how wus ur fanksgibbing?
Non-tradishunal.
But wuz gud brekkyfast n we stuffed ourselves, which IZ tradishunal fur fangsgibbon, n waz teh awsum spending teh tiem wif mai dadcat n hims wife. Teh kitteh-sitting fur mai momcat whyle she bisit mai bruvver, taht nawt so full uv awsum (wun be grumpee awl teh tiem), but iz otay. 
Hao yur weekend be goin?
Glad to heer that non tradishnul tradishuns were upheld
Teh bewty ob kitteh sittin teh grumpi kitteh iz u canz gib him/herz bak!!!! My weeken is gud.
had a wunerful tiem at the fashun shoew, aie fink aie dwank too much sham pain……..
Fewchurr payrr ubz shooz
maykz ekksellent Napz Pillo
4 too-toand Kitteh
Too toand Kitteh feenkz
fewchurr payr ubz shooz needz a
deesent manneecure
Kitteh wundurrz ifz
fewchurr payr ubz shooz wodz myndz
ifz himz waz naymed ‘Jorrj’?
Jack.
W00t W00t!
Fabluss, as awlwais!
happi thanksgibben to alla canadian Peeps! nawt sure if ennione has said it yet if so scuze meh .runs awai
ai wunder if lolzard gwannas purr, too?