u sed u wouldnt b mad.
u sed u wouldnt b mad. u lied.
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Ai izn’t reelee bad
ya just drawn that way?
**snerk** Fur teh win.
kaint hep it, Jessica Rabbit just slays meh…….woof.
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patty-cake indeed.
OK! Going fer teh clarifycashun fur enewun hoo duzzn’t know!!
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stagehaanddan wif “ROGER RABBIT” ref FTW!!!!1!!
stagenaandan wif Jessica Rabbit ifn he had himz choice ifinkso
oohhhh yeah.
except for lipstick onna coller,………..there’s ink.
LOl!! Ai dint meen THAT kind ov “wif!! “
U meen teh Biblicle “wif”??? (Ai kno iz “kno,” jus saiin’)
that’s one of the threats I use to keep folks in-line. I threaten to tell people that I “know” them…………biblicly.
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seems to work
Lol
dabblin in watercolorz..hmmm?
oh, ai wuz JR foar Halloween wuns! wuz teh fun! hot pink sequins anna purple shoos & long purple glubs! (wuz even in Dallas, SHD… wher wuz u?
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seems u got teh site awl tew urselves for awhyle der – ownly annipuss an sth all ober mai padj.
Ohai Cimbacat aie here tew, i is being a gud girl….. as far as aniwun noes
what?!?!?, yeah right!!!, torture, drug pushing (caffene is a drug, thanks be to whosoever is listening), teasing sleep depraved…………er, deprIVED stagehands.
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that’sa nooo gud atall.
tick, tick, tick nods yup dat kwaifies az gud in Kitteh dixunary
beeink gud, and beeink guud AT it, ar knot the same thing.
*snerk*
and I’m gonna hold yer term paper hostige ’till ya ‘pologize………or gimme cheezburger.
Ohai shd, Ai aer glad 2 see u Ai wuz feline loansum! Aer u up laet oar erlee?
very, verrrrryyy late. gotta be back onna clock in just over 4 hours.
Hoap u get sum zzzzz in b4 dat!
because of a bone-headed move this….er yesterday, morning. I don’t have an alarm in the shop to wake me up. so the choice is spend 1 1/2 hours of the four I’ve got driving home and back, or just gut-it-out.
Best of luck! Want to borrow some matchsticks?
the way my eyelids feel right now……….they’d best be made from titanium.
You could try painting eyeballs on your eyelids….
ah, yesss, in bestest capn jack sparrow fashun!
it was three-eyes for the longest time, then……finally……….four-eyes. I can pretty-much live with those, but EIGHT-eyes?!?, that just creeps me out.
ER… that wud make u spidermandan, wudn’t ?
nah, I don’t wear tights that well.
I guess tehy do has a tendensy to bunch up onya.
U cud ware em 2 teh fashion show.
Karen, not on a dare. It isn’t the laughter that hurts………..it’s the pointing.
Ai feel ur pian, mii fren!
Well, maibee nawt xactly….
ai iz sawree… furgibs me? ai noe duz it again (until next tyme ai duz it)
Kittehz awlwais get furgibbed
Kitteh looks liek ma Roscoe… He lieked to eet books an paypurrs an photos…
Kittehs haz 2 get sum fyber in der dye it sumhaow!
chek owt mai pics. derz a pikshur ob mai bunneh Presley. dat pyle ob stuff hez sittin in uzed ta bii a PDR!
bunnehs need fybur tu!
would he at least let ya read the book first?
‘Yah, nyce try Liddle Johnny, ‘the cat ate muh homewerk.’ l am nawt buyun that one and yer stayin afta skool’.
Goggie eated teh hoemwerk! Iz awlways teh goggie….
yeah n aie gotz the x-ray frum teh V-E-T to pruves it!
Teh win, fur shure!!1!
scolded kittehs in my haus don stay scolded berry lawng. tehr mama makes tehm suffer for oh say….15 seconds….then feels bad an pologizers.
Hm, taht sounding fmilyar frum sumwhere… ohya… mai haus…
Depends awn wut dey dun. Oncet mai liddler kitteh eet mai hole herb garden. Awl the rosey-mary, bazil, oar-ray-gin-os, an’ tiem. Ai had a berry sad an she wasn’t ‘lowed in teh kitchen room fur a weak.Buh most of tiem, Ai juss yell, den kiss on nose two minutes later.
Aie iz in ur desk dgrading ur paperz!
oooooo, gud one.
Thnx Dan – u still trin to keeps awake or u sooooo far past sleeping it will be another 3 days before you get the cawfee outta your system
unless I sneak over into the admin area, there won’t be coffee ’till 9 am local (it’s 6 or so). my options are warm Coke……….ick.
Oh – sneek over to the admin area!! Warm coke. . .nawt so grate, akshullee.
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That used to happen to me. It tuk too long to drive hoam, so I’d just sleep awn the VERREE uncomfee sofa in mai office.
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But ai had then a tiny alarm clock awn mai calculator. Taht werked prittee well.
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Purrrhaps – yoo shud hav an extra alam clok in yur car. Oar – yoo cud giv wun ov us yur fone number (yoo has a cell fone, rite?) and we cud trai to rmember to cawl you!
the cel-phone, is the alarm, and it is 45 miles (points West) thataway. Like an utter doofus, I left it at home when I went to work yesterday.
I hates wen dat happunz.
mai cel functions as my back-up alarm, and when I shut off the alarm I distinctly reminded myself that I put my phone there so I wouldn’t forget to put it in my belt-pack.
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hence……….utter doofosisity.
ROFL Iz taht nawt what kittehs du bestest?
Well, amung ovver fings… but tehy duz anyfing tehy enjoi bestest.
n who r we tew deni them kyoot kitteh ani ob their liddle enjoimintz?
Shur nawt me… ai nawt gud at it atawl.
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*yawns hyoojly* Gud moarning, bai teh way. Ai nawt iz awayk yet. Ai hope ai are befoar mai dadcat gets heer in tu howrs, but whu noes? Ai sowry yu having bad tyme, shd. {{{shd}}}
*hands pryma mug of steemin cawfee* Gud morning an a Happi Fanksgibbin
hmmm……..Fanksgibbin……….?vampire-monkey?
silli dats fanGsgibbin
Fankies. Yu starting biznis? “MUH’s Cawfee Stand”
Ai nawt du most holdays much.
Brekfist foar us wif dadcat n moar-fren-tahn-stepmomcat… momcat being at my brover’s wif hers nawt-sekkund hyoomin grandbebbeh so ai luking aftur her kittehs… just a weekend, mostly.
Which nawt tu say ai nawt gibbon fanks fur sum fings in mai lyf, n ICHC n teh cheezfrenz being ohai on list!
What??/ Yur whoo iz wehre??? Yur relatives, ai haz them tanguled up.
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*yawn* Ai think ai need cawfee too!!
we givin thanx fur U,2, cheezfren!
can you believe it…….I caught a yawn from READING you yawning.
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not really having a bad time, yesterday was fulfilling ( I got to build some stuff in the shop), it’s just a long time. I’ll get home sunday morning….ish.
Ai will try nawt tu du taht agin, sowry. Ai furgotted hao eezlee sujjestbul hyoomins be when tyred.
Ai glad it nawt bad, tehn, but being so tyred n having tu stay wake iz teh pleh. Nobudy cn wayking yu if yu haz nap?
nope, and I do…not…wake-up well as a rule, especially by someone or something other than an alarm. something akin to lazarus with a hangover and near terminal bed-hed, well….load blanket-hed in this case.
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One day I nearly broke my nose when the air compressor lit-off. Sat bolt upright……….smack into the frame of the lumber rack in the shop. All I could do was lie there and repeat the Robin Williams mantra of F%$^&% Meow….F&^^%$^ Meow.
Owwies! **kiss an’ bandaid n’ iceepack**
thanx……juss doan keess da doase,…id wood hurdt.
Fourhed den?
beware the load-blanket hed of despair……otherwise, sure.
ooooo dat gotta smartz
*wince* Owchee.
Iz taht howz y00 got braided to teh afghan???
er……no, that happened at someone (ahem) elses………house.
Ai can has storiee tiem?
oh,………dear.
Mebbe is slightly innappropriate storiee tiem?
storiiiiii time aie haz pringles *shares*
oOo…brekkies! **nomnomnom** Pringles an’ cawfee…nawt sew grate, acktually.
Storee??
*pulls up chare*
I only has a few minnits so u better get started Dan!
pllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzz? (ala Roger Rabbit)
hab a bakon n exs samich tehn
found the start point, “I sees your problem”
Ai shall hab meh a bowl ov shrimp an’ grits…but thank’ye kindly!
and someone keep an eye on Maggs, she’ll tease ya unmercifully wit dat thang.
Wif teh sammich?
yep, “I sees your problem” July 9.
awwwww Dan u news me sooo welll bwahahahahah
yeah MB, with the cackle-fruit and oink sammich.
cackle-fruit???
*starts figgetting*
*crowd gets restless*
cackle-fruit = egg
aie hab not nerd it caled that fur a lawng tiem
Ooo…Ai jest calls’em eggs. Oar eggies…Oar eggie-poos, when Ai is beein’ goofy.
*offurs dan a donut*
nao, dats just ebil.
*takes one last look*
*sighs*
*regretfullee has to leeve for a while*
*feels oddlee… unsatisfied….*
*takes a donut and leeves teh rest for dan & co.*
I promise, I give my Word that I will work on it today.
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and I consider giving my Word to be something serious.
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forgiven?
What happened to the storee???? Ai haz to leaf, too!! LOL!
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*luks stern* Ai hoep, yung stagehanddan, that there iz a sotree heer awn the fred wen ai getz bak!!
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*tip toes kwietlee away* *giggloloing awl teh way*
happy weekend, leeza-b. I hopes yu getz some…satis-fak-shun IRL. …
Iz off to ovver duteez myseff. Dan, gud lukk staying awak, happy fangs-giving to Canaydiamens, nd I hopes teh fashun show iz a sukksess.
*on teh way out teh door*
oh dan, if u’s going on no sleeps I’d feel bad makin u lose more now!
Your word is gud enough, to know u will when u can.
*schmoo*
Ai canz feels yer payne. Ai had tew sleep at werk lass night…fur awl two hours of sleeps Ai had.
Less start a “werk-sucks-an-won’-lemme-sleep” club, kthx?
*darkly*
Neber did get t0 heer teh full storie abaht teh afghan braidin insident…
afgan braidin??????? enq enk ink nosey peeps wanting to noe wut happenz
this is one that I can’t remember which thread it started on here
Ai heered yer beein’ starveded…Ai cud sneek doawn tew teh kitchen heer at mai werk an’ steel yew sum shrimp ‘n grits…
Yu were sposed to post pikkies ov yu wif yr long hair, tho enny ov teh hair-braiding insydent prolly be too x-rated…
and dat’s a problem why?
pssst…incase yew were wonnerin’…yer booklion. Jest a heds up!
noossss she’s blonde in bloo ifinkso!
Jess going by her abatar…
Ai wuz goin’ bai the name dat popped up awn the scroll ovver..
Fanks, maryland belle.
If I don’t log into wordpress, default haz bekom teh Marlene Dietrich pikshur. I deleted hur frum all akkounts, but she keeps showing up.
well if she duzzn’t know who she is I guess we shudn’t be xpectd to either!
I’m having no small amount of touble getting photos, scanner, and computer in the same place at the same time. and I need to fuzz the faces of those in the photo’s that I do not have permission to post. I would pitch a wall-eyed fit if someone did it to me, so I won’t do it to someone else…..willingly
Yuz an honorable man, Dan.
*said kindly, while suspeking him ov delaying the pishurs just to teaz teh wimmens here into a state ov frenzy.*
Iz mostly wimmins heer…an’ we awl be kuite mad heer…sew state ov frenzy nawt beez hard tew ach–acheez—maek.
there, the first picture I have ever edited and posted on the internet is now on my profile.
*pops back in*
Is dat u Dan? Interesting pickshure!
There must be a storee behind it…re ’stuff’?
*luks forward to teh next storee time, wif visual aids!*
there most definately is an explaination for that pic.
… he sed mysteriously…
…wif no explanashun….
*waits with a curious*
back inna 5 or 10 min.
okay, sometimes the trucks have labels. Especially for the larger productions with 4-12 trucks. They will be lables Rigging, Set, Lights, Sound, Pyro, Audio, or Wardrobe with multiples (eg. Set 3 or Audio 2) where necessary. This is the first time I’ve seen one labeled “Stuff”. I giggled about that for the entire day.
oh a short storee!
this must’ve been four or more years ago, I can tell cause I’m wearing a watch. After having two of them stripped off of my wrist in the trucks……it isn’t worth it.
owie.
er sorry i’m slow, hard 2type wif akitten in ur lap
Sooo that iz a four yeer ago yoo in the pikchoor???
yep, dat’s me.
Mennee menee thingz ar cleer to me nao!!
oh reeely?
can’t u just see him holdin a sword?
I kan see him carrying a sword, wearin’ a kilt.
*swoon*
Ewwwwwww SHD mai simpathezes u hab it. Aie offerz u a cyber cup ob Blue Mawntain cawfee for all der use it will do ya
It lunch tyme here so i also tortures u by senind virtual bakon an exs samicheeze 
ya know, I’m rather glad that I don’t have a microphone hooked up to my ‘puter right now.
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otherwise you might hear the mumbled cursing, and threats with imprecations dire, over the torture. These stale tortilla chips left in one of the dressing rooms just aren’t cutting the mustard……….so to speak.
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however, you have attained goddess status for the coffee
*big sigh* dis is whi we needz the cheezepeep trazporter fur reskuing cheezpeeps in need ob fud, drinkies and hugz too.
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Aie axceptz godess status eben do i am nawt a kitteh
*starts wurk awn teh temple*
*gets teh fangs-gibbons tu helping*
hmmmmm maibei these vampire monkies will come in handee at Halloween
Ai will leev tehm wurking, but ai having tu go. Gots tu drag bf owt uv bed n find sum kind uv prezentbul cloving, and wif onlee wun owr tu du it, ai bedder get starteded! {{{cheezfrenz}}} Layter!
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(psst, MUH – him’s a treet fur shur, yep, eben if him’s insayne.
*mwah mwah* habs a gud tyme
lol russia
o hai
Kitteh gawtted kawtz.
Hewmin mayz habz madd, but dat
woantz lasstz 4ebburr
Kitteh knoez dat Hurz
Prittee Wun needz Rubbinz 2.
Waytz 4 prawpurr tyme
Kitteh sez “Ohai!”
wiff jentill Purrz andz sawfft fur
2 maykz feengz bettah
Jack.
so sweet Jack
Teh kyootmostest, JD! Bwingin a liddle tear t0 mai ai…
**sigh**
u warm my hart
Kitteh duz nawt luuk skared 2 meh, luuks lyke heez plottin rebenge. Hareball hock inn ur sock? Shoo poo? Sew mannee possibylitees.
* WEEEEEEK WEEEEEEK WEEEEEEEK *
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O Hai! Cheezfrends… plz to nawt be forgetting teh nawt sekkund “Guinness Piggeh / lolcatburglar FCHRG(wdoi) / Hunnert Dollar Towel Fashun Show” starts onna teh berry next pickshure!!!
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OMCC – ai has teh egg citement!
Lie wil teech yoo lessin.
Ai cud nevur staii mad at kittoon! Kittoon iz alwuz gud!!!
I can barely understand a word.
Ai purromiss I’ll NEBER do it again!
(iff you baleef dat Ai gots a bridj ta sell you!)
omg! totaly cuwt!
this thing makes me sad! Its animal abuse! =-(
gah! is that rushn writing?? lol
noo, don’t b mad @ teh kitteh! NEVR lie to teh kitteh!