Comments on: NOM

By: Gretgor

Gretgor — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:44:26 +0000

Bettur dan clovirfild.

By: Neko

Neko — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:30:59 +0000

Nom num tates lik chikin

By: lolhappycat

lolhappycat — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:40:30 +0000

hoomon r alwys poysin dohe

By: argv

argv — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:50:22 +0000

im in ur base eatin ur doodz

By: addkitteh

addkitteh — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:36:15 +0000

omg lol cute. i gots it as my backrownd on da skoolz compyewter

By: Evan

Evan — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:48:09 +0000

DAt WUZ fune

By: icy

icy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:06:09 +0000

HEADNOMNOMNOM

By: Lumissa

Lumissa — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:03:51 +0000

Mens be relevant to mah interests.

By: jim a

jim a — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:52:27 +0000

Dis cal 2 bullpen brot u bai lolvittles da only chzburgr flavr kitteh nom

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:41:01 +0000

i maeded a komint an werd press eated it

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:24:12 +0000

* princess Mu is seen aproeching frum the east ntrance. She is sans sandan chare due to the rectent sprained akles ov the front barers. instead her transportatin is a large klingon.*

*Princess mu’s small frame fits neatly nto the crook of Ql”tu”s arm. a silk pillow peeks owt frum behind Mu’s shoulder sheilding hur frum the armor adorning her amour.*

“da Princess is dressed in pearlessent silks trimed in jade fabirics an jewels her compainion is n traditional batteldress”
(snerk, ov korse)

*Ql”tu” raises an Ibrow towards the anonshur*

“huh… an noa bak tew u ken!”

By: sampire!

sampire! — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:48:49 +0000

y i kwit sports.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:31:41 +0000

rolf@ huge manitee!!!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:29:19 +0000

phunnee-est
baseball playoff
lolcat
ebber!!!
>neerly peed mai pantses laffin at tihs wun<

By: Edu

Edu — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:42:33 +0000

Kitthezilla ataks agein!

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:05:24 +0000

inna manolo blahniks, aifinkso, yes

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:24:54 +0000

*homer* mmmmm, UTZ Crab Chips

By: ohahtahgoosiam

ohahtahgoosiam — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:04:53 +0000

@@@@@ Gud wun SHD!!

By: Pwinciss Ophelia

Pwinciss Ophelia — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:01:41 +0000

*Ophelia wakz in, dewin Strai Kitteh Strut, wearin uh bootiful dress ub whait roas petilz, bootiful fairee wingz, adn a large pink flower-like hat* Hai gaiz. Hao b teh show?

By: ichigo is babekitteh

ichigo is babekitteh — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:21:03 +0000

haha funny

By: GirlzRule

GirlzRule — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:41:26 +0000

This is hilarious.
BTW – yay Caturday!!!!1!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:37:44 +0000

ohai ambercat …. are yew sure, reeely sure, that yew saw those in the burfday card section? are yew sure it wuzzn’t in teh magazeen secshun? Maybee what yew saw was the cover of the new, hawt-off-teh-presses issue of UsPeepleStarCosmoWeeklyEnquireerTabloid? Teh wun wif teh big cuver story on teh Fashun Show? aim just sayin.

By: madgamerpl

madgamerpl — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:32:30 +0000

U can run, but u can’t escape, my little nomz!

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:27:55 +0000

Paul McCartney
Q frum Satr Terk
Russell Crowe
S

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:21:32 +0000

Ai wanted to tell peeps in teh shawp but Ai’d awlreddy stud an snikkerd at “Pets wiv Tourettes” so thort Ai’d best not dror ennymore attenshun to maiseff!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:12:01 +0000

OMCC – issa lyke fayte!

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:11:02 +0000

Doan fergitt, Ceiling Cat r ornj! Hez “Halp’n teh Dojerz wyn…wun play’r @ a tiem.”

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:43:07 +0000

*anownser voice* An naow a gyant kitteh haz borken owt awn de feeld, letz see wat de managerz wil dew. Yesh, dere portestin dis substatushun and…..OMG! Kittehs nomming de pichur!! Playerz r running & skreeming! Itz kaos!! O de huge manitee!!!

By: Pwinciss Ophelia

Pwinciss Ophelia — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:40:20 +0000

Ai kin haz pizza? Ai hungree nao. Needz 2 eet.
…
Hai, Johnny. U b lukin gud 2dai. Commin obur 2 sittin wif miii in mai buf? Noe? Okai. Ai hazzuh YNG in mai buf enywai.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:29:16 +0000

Besbawl bin berii, berii gud tu mii

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:28:47 +0000

oh deer, yoo just come wif me, tiggles. i not kno if tehr are ovver pierats heer, but johnny depp iz somewher down below, him gotted sent to teh nawty barn becawz all himz cloves burned up an him iz nekkid, but ifinkso mebbee tehy still wanted him for teh fashun show. *takes tiggles by teh floofy paw an leeds him/her dwon teh thred to find johnny depp*

By: shirley66

shirley66 — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:19:07 +0000

::Strolls in wearing a grey suit and tie with uh white shirt::
*Awcumpaneed by Leslie Nielsen*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:18:35 +0000

ooh, a pierat!! we needed wun – we gots a johnny depp, but apparently himz nakid. or sumfin. (wering teazel an MB, mebbee) but we haz no pierate cloves yet! welkom, an fank yor for showin us yor fluffy boots an eyepatch – trooly fabyooloso!

By: Pwinciss Ophelia

Pwinciss Ophelia — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:18:03 +0000

*Duz teh saem*

By: siobhan

siobhan — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:16:49 +0000

Paula Abduhl
Queen Latifah
Rod Stewart
S…

By: Pwinciss Ophelia

Pwinciss Ophelia — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:14:32 +0000

Ai kin haz wun 2?

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:11:57 +0000

*snerk*

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:09:24 +0000

Ooh! *Cheerz*

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:06:10 +0000

Sore Bunions?

By: Brownie

Brownie — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:06:03 +0000

EVERYBODY RUNZ, HALP HALP!

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:54:06 +0000

ooooooohhh Craig Fergison !!!!!
.
WANT !!!!! *swoons*……hez sew cyute, an gotz dat lobberly akksent..an sew witty an debonare !!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:54:04 +0000

az long az we iz innerpted… heer iz anovver live report frum the spa at teh hotel wher teh lunarhubby iz going to boring meetings!! (an i am yoozing himz old an very slow laptop, i bin telling him for 3 or 4 yeerz now him needz noo pyooter, but duz him lissen to me? no. “it still wurks,” he sez. eben wen teh hard drive wented “clunk clunk clunk crash” him just buyed noo hard drive an putted it in old slow compyooter. plus the wireless heer keeps playin peek-a-boo. i’z aobwt to gib up. )
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anyhoo, owr next feechur frum teh spa – teh Punkin Pi Excape!! (agin, tehse are all reely frum teh reel-life spa broshure – i culdn’t make dis up, just translamaing it into lolspeek for eezy reeding) “Punkin iz knowd for its hi consuntrayshun ob anteeoxidents taht fite! an nom! an killz! teh effex ob ajing. teh nachral aktib enzime in punkin will eggs-folyate an be nutrishus for yor skin, ifinkso.teh serbiss begings wif a dry brush an continyooz wif teh applycashun ob teh punkin followd wif cocooning. teh body iz rinsed an massajed wif punkin body butter.”
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*wispers* an now, unbenowntst to teh spa staff, i haz arranjed for teh lady getting teh punkin treetmint to haz, absololutely free, teh extra Cheezland Nawty Barn Speshul!!*
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*two YNGs run into teh spa an spray teh lady wut hadded teh punkin pi treetment all ober wif wippy kreem!! an ebreefing else in teh spa!! an now teh very larj an muskyoolar spa massoose ladies in white unifomrs are chasing me away!!*
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that’s all for today frum teh spa!! enjoy teh rest ob teh fashun show!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:50:31 +0000

Well, wun dusnt yooshully waer tehm “out”, most peeps waer shwr caps , errr, in teh shwr!

By: maryland belle

maryland belle — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:48:40 +0000

Yes, yes they do. Is called “Old Bay”.

By: DameJanetOfCheezland

DameJanetOfCheezland — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:45:37 +0000

LOL!!! Ai’ve nebber seen a comdedy shwr cap!! Ai think ai just dont get aut enuf!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:45:30 +0000

*cue Tails ob teh Unnekspekted moosik*
In wun ob tohse freekee “art reflekting life/IRL mirroring ICHC” coinkydinks: Ai wus juss in Borders teh bukshop an tym-steeler, bying burfdai cards, wen Ai sor, syd by syd, nekst to ee chudder an bofe togevver…..a card wiv a kitteh, waering a burlgr mask, AND a card wiv a ppinny gig, waering a trilby hat! Ai wanted to by tehm, to sho yu awl but Ai donut has eberywun’s address!

By: teasel

teasel — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:38:44 +0000

Welcome, Tiggles!! Ai lubbs yr pyrate owtfit!

By: 18wheelsandakitteh

18wheelsandakitteh — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:31:29 +0000

The Oriole’s. They haz a flavor

By: cratz

cratz — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:26:56 +0000

Pee Wee Herman
Queen Latifa
Robert Redford
S…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:26:23 +0000

taht iz… wow. i finds myslef speechless. fabyooloso.
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me, sinse i iz at teh spa, i iz wering a hunnert-dolloar twole rapped arownd me. (gots my burple swimsoot on underneef, just in case.) i iz hopin taht sinse i iz alreddy in a twoel, teh larj spa-massoose ladies in wite yooniforms will fink i haz alreddy had treetmint an will not rub mashed fud all ober me, plzkthzyuck
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oh, an i haz teh twol fassend wif a little brooch taht i gotten frum teh smae bubblegum masheen wher i gotted LCB’s burfday prezzie.
http://www.modernsilver.com/septemberupdate/tiffanydaimbrch.JPG