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Wiv mai pointy ens
I can has kitteh stylist? Does nawt need brush!
Mai Bernie kitteh lieks tew dew mai hare at oh-dark-hundert inna morning. Expshully iffn ai haz a ponee tale. He ‘combz’ adn ‘brushis’ it adn tehn groomz meh wif hims skrachee tung untill awl teh hares adn teh rubber bankz are tangled up inta a poofy mess. Hims sew proud ob hims creashun!
DEER EBREEWUN
Ai think moast of yoo hoo particpated in teh absolutely fabulolso fashion show today are aware ov the awful things that happened when we went over the 200 comment limit.
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Ai will rite to the Burgers and beg them nawt to do this to us.
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It makes it impossible to reply to commints – oar even see them, unless yoo ar alreddi at the bottom and know to klick on “show all.”
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There must be a better way. Shurly they can find it. I think – they must nawt hav reelee thot it thru.
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It wuz sad enuf to looze the voating burgers – but to looze ar ability to commint prepurrlee awn beeg event threds – this iz beyond sad. It maeks them impossible.
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Pleez – joyne me in riting. Wun voice alone won’t do it. But mennee mite.
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COMMENTERS OV CHEEZLAND!! UNITE!!!!
go janet go!
stoopy kwestion- how do we rite teh burgers?
just at teh bottom where it says contact us?
Yes, that usually gets results.
I find the new split annoying because if you see in the “who be talkin” list that someone has added a comment and you click on their name, if they are late you can’t find them without clicking on the “show all” and scrolling down. That’s bad enough if they have a distinctive abatar, but kwiltee things are more difficult.
i think if it werked rite that wud be one thing.
but if u clik on a name, like anni says, it won’t take u to the comment. plus, it seems to be sooper slow. and at least for me, when i clik on show all, half the time it doesn’t load the hole thing, and I hafta refresh…
Our Dark & Stormy fred had liek 400 posts. Kin u emajyn wut anudder wun wud bee liek? O deer…
We cudn’t doo it. Becuz yoo wud commint – an it wudn’t com up. Teh threds wud bee impawssiblee tanguled up.
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Fur eggsampul, if yoo start at teh beginning ov the fashion show, yoo will see the place where cweenmj turns to me awn teh balconey an ask mee a queschun. An ai replaied!!!! But yoo can see it unless yoo go to teh bottom, clik awn “show all” and then go bak up.
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But hoo wud doo that? You wud just think ai wuz rood an dint answer!
Sry – iz sposed to bee “But yoo CAN’T see it” . . . ov corse.
Yesh!! Go below an klick awn teh “contact us.” It brings up an nice commint box.
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Oar – just klick heer. Duz teh sayme thing.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/contact/
maikin u purrrtyful
Ai doin awl teh hares fur teh fashion show!
An duin a gud jawb, tu!
Doin’ Johnny’s hairs? **snerk**
which……………ones.
Yew has teh durty mind!
oh really?………..me?, it is possible to have a “do” regarding a lip-ferret or chin-wig in addition to cranial coverings.
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nao, whatcher tinkin’ that makes the question dirty?………hmmm?
Most likely because Ai bez female, sew Ai fink of Mr Depp in teh mostest sexual ovv manners
fair one that, thanks to his co-star, I just can’t look at a pot-pie with out going for a lie down.
da meel inna beerd ai gess
Ai dew sew badly desire tew put a “Rumple-” awn teh frunt ovv yer name…
Ai yes spechal bootishan!
Mah big kitteh duz dis wens him finks Ah shud get up an gibs him crunchies an gushyfuds an corms. Him bites me inna hairs an puls owt.
DO NOT WANT!
i can maek brayd, jus gimme a minnit…
Wile yu mayk der brayd, I’ll get teh jam.
Me wantz to split that humans hair
dahlink, furst wez gib yu de cutz den de culurz. dis maikez yu beuwtifulz en yufuls luking. de toms be all obr yuz.
De cut wil sho off yur pretteh fayse, dahlink, an sho off yur smil. Trus meh on dis. Iz a profe…. pro…. I knos wat Iz doin.
(^n_n^)
Mai kitteh dose dis awl da teim! sumtiems he goez soo cwazy dat he sneezez rite inna hares!
DO NAWT WAHNTS eider.
Oh, adn oops, I mized da fashun show!
Yew do nawt wants eider? Okies, I nawt buy yew a confortorer
O hai audra27! yu ownlee missed teh nawt sekkund part ob teh Fashun Show… issa gettin late heer inna TTI but mebbeh LCB will has moar ob teh fun layter, aifinkso, yesh.
I can haz purrdy??
Ai duz nawt hav enuff hareballz uv mai own sew ai noms sum uv ur hare tew, kay?
hairdresser kitteh sez…
“…an my brudder in law, I jus dont unnerstand him. He goes out and byes an RV…in thes economee and gas prises! The economeh…do you has a 401K? Wut mootual funs did u picks? Mai husband sez we shud cash et in but I knows wut teh tacks penaltee iz. Oh, did u catch Oprah last nite?…”
….adn mai dottir, Bambi, u noez deh zotic danser? Well, hur boifren borried mai car, tother day….and him randed in2 deh MikkiiDeez. I guess he misunderstooding deh term “drive-thru” Adn mai car!! Yoo nebber saw such a mess. Teh frunt b awl runkklolled up. Adn deh inshurinsez won’t pay cuz himz lysentz b suspendedit. Deh shop sez it will costing mii lebentee hunnerd dollerz…… ……… …..
Wish yud ben wif us las Caturday. U shud have seen us at de parteee! Whoop-whoop! All de peepz wuz drinkin and carryin on til 3am! And de overhangs in de mawning were so baaad!
Ai aer berry glad dat Ai doan’t haz 2 goe 2 teh haredresser iffn dat iz haow dey tawk. Ai has washed, cut an stiled mai harez maiselb fur ober 50 yeerz.
Mai kittehs seem tew fink mai bangs = tois. They batz at dem and tries tew eet dem. Is nawt sew grate.
OMG ROFL! My Tarifa does this to me.
Diz iz wut yew meen by “bad hare day”, rite? Kthanxbia
Wel, kitteh: Ai kans geyt teh splitted eyndes awl by maiseylfe, wifaouwt yuur halp;
Iyf Ai geyt enney moar splitted eyndes, yuur gunna hasta gibb me a hairscut:
O Noes!!! Nebber mynde!! Ai wil putt up wif teh eyndes!!!
Oh
haibye ebery bawdee.Ai haz uh beeg sad. Eber since dey split the lolpages and yew hab tu click awn teh show all linkee, ai hab nawt been able to follow teh freds and habn’t been cawminting. Ai figured owt tudai dat itz moar stressful than fun N-E-moar, sew ai’ve desided nawt tu return. It wuz uh wunnerful fashun show, though, GP (wut ai saw ob it). Ai will miss yew awl. Yew hab had a prohfownd effect awn mai lief. Moar than N-E ob yew realize aifinkso. Previously, ai wuld nawt hab eben bin able tu make a statement liek dis in frunt ob N-E-bawdee. But, ai doan want teh frustrayshun tu undo awl that cheezland haz giben meh. Ai want tew thank yew awl fur being mai fwends. Yew will awlwayz hold a speshul place in my hart.
Nooooooo! Mai LOLcats stayed stoopy for jes one day and den went back to as normal as we can be. Iz der a way 4 you to reconfigure? Maybee Cweenmj can help?
Pleeze don goe NC66, wee lubs yu!!! an shirlee tu!!!
Plz stai! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz kthxbyee
NOOOOO!!!! nativeca66!!! plz to NAWT be leebing! plz plz plz…
Otay, Mr Cheese – plz to be reeding dese commints…
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Teh 2 pagey split affer 200 commints… is teh PLEH! PLEH, PLEH, PLEH, P-L-E-H! DO NOT WANT, wiifinkso!
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plz to be fixing so wii no lose anee moar cheezfrends!
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Fankies.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo say it aint so! Nativeca66 plz dawnt goes. Aie know the splity over two paiges thing is sooooooooo frustrating buts it werf percy veerin wib ifinkso…….
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and shirley too
Pleeze check bak soon in caze the cheezez fix teh prublem.
Say it ain’t so!!!! I will missing u so muchlee. I noez deh split pagez beez a pain. But wii haz stuk it owt wif uzzer adversiteez (like losing deh commint voting burgerz) dat wii thot wud taking away deh funz. Truu, it not deh same, but deh peepz still deh bestest in deh whirrld.
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Plz tu kumming bak offin. U awlwayz b welkum heer.
{{{{{{{NC66}}}}}}} {{{{{{{tiki}}}}}}}}
*stifles liddul sob.
*wipez at iiz wif tishuu.
Hoooooooooooonk!!!
oh, iz just a liddlol hayfever. I ok. onnist. *snifflol*
u leebs us because ob a paig split? u see-ree-os? reeleh? y wud u? wi do nawt want u 2 leeb… plz 2 stai?
No, naitveca66 – pleez, pleez do nawt go.
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In the fursst plaie, it werks that way ONLEE wif commints ov moar than 200 – and that iz not even 1/3 ov the freds.
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and second – we AWL haets it so much – becuz ov waht it duz – that SHURLEE the Big Cheezes wont be leaving it that way.
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We cud nebber hav a big event laik the fashion show – oar a rayce – oar a big birfday partee that wud succeed – an certainlee nawt another “dark and Strormee nite.”
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Becuz it ruins ebreething! commints ar no longer where they shud bee – an we has to keep klickking bak and forth.
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Ai cannawt believe they wud do this to us.
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Shurlee – if we awl rite – an say wai it is so bad, they will fix it. Speshullee when they see that mennee reelee funnee peeple just cant take it and ar ging away.
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So – pleez – stay. Wait an see. Pleez?? ?
Well, yew can seez frum teh commints that yer deparshur is nawt-wanted by yer frenz here. Yep.
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But if you have to do this, thanks for your saying bye. And, when you feel like you can, stop by and say “hi”. You’ll be swamped by people jumping up and down glad to see you.
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But, ai wishes yew didn’t go.
oh NC66 plz hang in for a wile…
remember teh pleh noo abatars they gave us awhile back?
That only lasted a day and we had owr kwilts back… maybe the cheezes will unfix teh fix! It cud happen!
nativeca66 (& shirley66)
I join in teh wishing yu to stay, and teh wishing yu well if yu go. Yu r an asset…
& I hopes that the problems wiff teh long freds be fixed suun.
Ai sai mee 2 – nooooooooooo plz donut leb uz!!!!11!!! Taht wud gib uz awl a huge sad!!!
Ohhhhh, noze! du nawt leeb us!
Ai lub yew awl. Peace! May God bless yew awl and keep yew awl safe and happy. Ai ♥ mai cheezfrenz.
*grabs nativca66 bai teh bak paw an tayle an hangs awn tite!!*
aw, pleeze to nawt go. we makes you da gran pate of teh chopp’d livah grrrls if you stays! pls to come bak whne you can, we misses yyou awreddy.
pleeeeeez 2 nawt leev us! is onlee de reely beeg threds dat r split, iffen u feel u haz 2 maybee u cud jus aboide dose? ai wud miss u & shirlee!
Ai feal soe badd, Ai donut knoes wut tuu saiy; pleaze tuu reekunsidre; oar at leest tuu staiy arownd a liddul whil launger; Yuu ar soe funneey, adn yuu chieres me up lawts ov tiems……..Luv, CKK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mai sweet Pokey (gawn nao) luvd 2 eet harz. Luvd hardlee dskribz it akchully. He wuz so…ahem…intenss bout choowin harz dat u wanted 2 tell him 2 “git a ruum!” trufulee mbarassing. (Ask Teasel!)
Okaaaay…logged in nao wif mai sweet goggie abatar.
tehehe… a divakitteh wib a goggie abatar adn a kyoot 1 eet is…
is dis ur goggie?
Oh yess…his name is Opie an he luvs de 3 kittehs dat pawn me. He be de youngest in de howse, nawt a pup, but very lively and funnee. He duz play bows and happitails and tries to get them to play. Moslee dey look at him, touch de nozes lightly and den walk away. He be smart enuf nawt to need pointy-endz reminder more dan twice.
Hahaha.
* Microphone Feeback *
kthxbai! 
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Ahem, ai can has yur tenshuns plz? Fankies.
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Well, wii well adn trulee borked teh “NOM” picshure… 293 commints at mai last cownt! Fashun Show was teh fun!
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Mai Hoomin sais ai canut plai aneemoar todai so plz tu be carrying on wibout meh!
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Lawts of lebretees, drinkies, danses, noms, catwalks, catfights adn otter fings yet tu be had!
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Mai fankies speshully tu LCB – mai mentor, no… TORmentor, yesh… adn awl teh Cheezfrends hu played wib us! Ai lubbs yu awl!
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Tune in next thyme fur moar uh-maze-ing adbenshures inna Cheezand! {{{Ebberywon}}}
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*applause*
*applause*
*applause*
*staggerz bak, luuking a bit unkepmt*
ohai everybuddee, ai am naow dun putting teh balm onna YNG wiv teh poyson ivee…
didz ai miss annyfing?
Nite nite liddle Guiness Piggeh der fashun shoew was teh WIN
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ellebenty cheezburgerz fur u n LCB
{{{{{Guinness PIggeh}}}}} *shmoo*
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Yoo were just wunderful! An so clever! Yoo remind mee, stanjlee, ov somwun. . .
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But yoo ar a fabulolso addishun to ar liddle famblee!
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So – a big BRAVO
to yoo and to yur (TOR)mentor
the wun and awnlee
LOCATBURGAR!!!’ BRAVA!!!
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*wypes aies* sumtaiimes ai reellee kracks maiself up!!
don’t use Bondo for those cracks………it burns.
Ohai SHD, u still awake?
*weak, trembling voice* yeesss
*hands dan a sawft cheezmap blanket*
U shud take a nap, ifinkso.
Do u need anyfing else?
A glass uv water?
A storee? I has a few of my own…
as a matter of fact, I am off the clock till load-out tonight, assuming nothing goes wrong.
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I bid thee all adieu, abientot.
{{{{{GP}}}}}} U r deh hero uv deh day, GP!! Deh fashun show wuz just fabulus!! U b berry talented.
Ur orginzashunulling skilz wuz tested tu deh max, adn ur passinged deh test wif flying krullerz.
*klionk* HEY!! kwit frowing deh paystreez!!!
*wipez chokklit iecing off shurt.
*likkz finnerz.
mmmmm.
Ok, trow mii a nuzzer kruller.
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*katchez a kruller.
nom nomnom
Fankz
Wahooo!!! Fankin u fur lawsa fun, GP adn LCB! Dis dai b teh kul!
I fixes Ur hair den I gibes Ur skin a microdermabrashun
K?
itz nawt gonna hurt izit?
U must lernz tu suffer fur deh bewtee.
lol tha cat iz soh kute
only a littlol
but Uz will luks beautiful
shud beez unner maggs comment!
Prittee Wun’s hayr so
sawfft andz shynee. Kitteh juss
habz 2 playz wiff itz
Gray smudjj Kitteh duz
nawt needz coamz andz brushhez. Hurz
poyntee endz wurkz fyne
Prittee Wun’z hayr funz
2 choo awnz. Gray smudjj Kitteh
feenkz itz spesshull treet
Jack.
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No fanx, my enz is splitted enuf.
Kitteh Kneedz to fix servant’s hair! Aifinksew!
Maibee servant kneedz Prinsess Leah Biskitz inseted ob ponieetayle.
dat woud b intresting
ohai catalog , ai trai to send sumfing.http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/187.html Wud be funny eksept iz bad fur so menny pepulz
o/` I has a u… datz all I wantz… o/`
omg i have a cat that looks like that and he does the same thing but some times he swoalles it is that bad so if any of you want to be my friend i always add i never say ignore
i have a cat that does the same thing but some times he swalloes is that good if you guys want to be my friend i never say no so go ahead i dont bite
I think that is my cat and I. Anyone know who is in pic or where pic was obtained?