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It’s hard 2 fink uv sumfing 2 rite
It wuz a dark and stormy night…
(congrats on nawt second)
OOh! Dis kitie’s writerz blox may be helped by hunting some mauses on a dark
and stormee nite!
no moar!! book done!
And DAT is why u is a power poster, annipuss! Conga rats on teh elebenty miljonth nawt-sekkung commint! Do u has 2 go shopping or is dere tyme 4 a small sillybrashun be4 ai goes to lunch?
Ai aer goin owt soon, but Ai haz tiem fur a kwikk drinkie!
Okay! Tea? Cawfee? Hawt chocklit? A lunshtyme lemonade?
Cawfee plz, Ai need sumfing to wayke me up!
Here u are!!1!
*Hands ova steaming mug wif playing kittehs awn it*
And ai made sum fresh wafflols and u can has eiver chocklit sauce or warm cherries and custard wif it.
*diligently flips over waffle in wafflemaker*
Bofe sownd nomilishus!
Nawt maplol sirip? Oar is taht a norf mericun fing?
Correckt!!!1!! Maplol sirip u can has in U S of A and Canada, but nawt in Ewe rope. Iz nawt very common at leest.
In Kanadia, oar tihs part uv at leest, iz hard tu NAWT haz.
Iz ebrywhere.
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Ai lerneded sumfing tihs moarning, nao. Yay!
Nebber fout uv lyf wifout maplol trees befoar.
We’ze frum US but we has Red Maplol leaf patchs on our backpacks so when we travels we don’t hafta appologize for GWBush alla time.sEMa
erf, too early, I meant to finish dat commint wiff ‘S embareassing”.
u teh cleberer wif teh maplol leaf patchs.
I has danish passpurrt. Nawt to show in arabic contris.
Ownly tell i iz frum sweden.
*juggles sum bottlols*
Oops.
*clinkee noizes*
no kitteh, u must fink uv sumfin or u’ll not getz the nanowrimo.org sertiffecat!
Comminter’s block, i has it, too.
hehehe
The…
…kyoot…
LOL
Ai get taht waaaaaaaaaaaaaay tu oftin.
aie alwaz seem to getz innteru
BSOD… I haz it.
Wassat?
Blue Screeen of Death
http: // en. wikipedia .org / wiki / Blue_Screen_of_Death
Aaaaah …. ai is reliefed …. oh, dotz … sum moar dotz …….
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blue sceen of death is nawt danjerus to littlol cat err pillars, fanks be 2 CC!
…and is it contac … count … can ai catch it, too? Cos iffn ai can, ai run and hidez nao.
Da last kitteh on erth sat alone inna rum. Da door wuz loked.
*Owld SF ref. Hoo nowz da orijinal????*
ai njoo dis wun … when ai was younger …
Varyasun uv endin is “der wuz a nock onna door”.
Mai bershun iz dat he wuz jumpin owt teh windo wen teh fone rang
“Knock”
A classic. I have it in an anthology somewhere in the
messhouse…Off fred an BTW! Ai haz puttid teh fotoz Ai taeked at teh cheezmeet awn mai profiel.
FANK u Annipuss!!!! ai crawled ova to check dem out and teh littlol cheezburger luked so nommilishous!!!l1!! And teh Big Cheezburger luks so naice! Ai can has lunch nao? … no, in 10 minnits. Kthxbai!
Bai fur naow, Ai aer goin 2 see iffn teh shops aer gibbin ennifing awai free!
OHai Annipuss, wow it sure luk liek u hadz a guud tiem last nite. Comgretulashuns onna getts a smooch frum teh BIG cheezburger hizself! Did ya get to nom nom nom teh mini burgerz?
Unforchunatelee dey aer not aloud on mai dye it!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! n__n
Writers Blok – I AM It.
Oh hai Tidmum!11!! Hao does u manidge being on sow menny keyboreds at wunce? Ai mean dere is so menny peeps wif writers block, hao does u manidge 2 be ebberywhere?
purrrrhaps iz quantuum?
Writerz blox… DO NAWT WANT!!!!!!
Aw, iz ok kitteh, Ai has teh writerz blox 2!
When writing ‘Wearin’ Peas’, TLoLstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.
@@@@@
(haw does he dew it?)
*clappity clap clap!*
‘Wearin’ Peas’, – a comedy … teh mind boggles!!!!
To be or not to be…
(long pause)
“Stupid Chimpanzees.”
Maibi we saks teh chimpanzines n getz Gibbons? Nao they r the funni amnilols.
Bt Gibbons be writin histery, nawt plays, ifinkso…
Wen aie wuz a liddle kidlett, ebben lidderler dan aie amz nao, I fawt teh writer’s blox was sumfin day sat awn to fink ob stories.
Sew I gotted maiself a milk krate (or cowz nest ifn u libs inna citi) n putted it in a cawner ob mai rhuum nixt tew mai bed an cawlled it mai writerz blox, sew I kud dew all mai finking up ob storiz there. Funn kneely nuff aie nebber did fink ob ani gud storiz *sigh*
Rong!! Yu jus maded a gud storee naow!!!
Ai gree!
Bee sides, ai fink ebrywun hardest awn tehir own storees tehy fink up. Onlee way tu find owt which wuns wurk is tu wryte them!
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Hm. Something to think about once I finish trying to write a blog entry as Trick, the ADHD bratcat, which let me tell you is an interesting experience for a writer who does her best to get into the head of her point-of-view characters! I’m gonna have trouble concentrating all day!
The answer was there inside you all the time
otherwise, wuts a meta for, n-e-way?
heh, yeah, wut Africat said. Plus, “cows nest”????? made me snert, almost cauzing a monitor cleanup.
kitteh no need to write. kitteh sleep for fud.
That a smart kitteh!!!
Aooouuuuu!!1! ai hazza bordeee in teh werks…ai can comez heer 2 plai wif yuo awl jus fer a liddle whyle?/
Tag! Yur it! runs awai fast ……………..
sticks paw awt nonshuntlee
*crowches daon tu hyde wif tayl twitching tu wayt fur sumwun to ckomming bai*
*seez twitch tail*
*pownce, neeeble, boundee boundee awai*
Waaaaaa… CRASH! TINKLE sproiiiiinggg… thud! oof! OOh yu betturr run!! Ifn ai catch yu aima gunna ticklol yu till yu cries unclol! Africat chases afftur Maggs’, an dey dissapeer in a clowd of flyin floof…
*snerk*
u kan chayze mei butzu kant katch mei
*runz rawn kunrer on 2 paws furgetts dat prysma-kitteh styll der*
*whoooomph, bawncez bacwardz an spinz on bak*
*gasps* ai wuzzn reddee!!
ok we waits…. TAG ur still it
hehehe *tags africat n runz awai eben fastur!!!
oooh yu sneekee jes waitz, i get yu!!! *straps awn Acme rokkit skates* Hmm, lessee weres teh “on” switch? Rite! Launsh in 3…2…1…0… *huje asploshun* WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AfriCat hurtles intu teh distunce skreemin wildly an wavin teh floofy paws inna air ………..
*wacheez africat, gets popcorn sits n wates to see wot happenz next*
Phew! i has a sllepy frum awl teh runnin myb ai getz in on teh popcorn adn sits wif yuo maggs?? i bee kwieet, yuo wun eben noe iz heer
sure lolwanabeeee
here hab a nom o popcawrn.
*pullz up chair neggst tu Maggsuverhoomun
*wif anuzzer bag o popckorn
Dis shud b fun!!
munch munch munch
*flops awn ground in frunt uv teh cween n MUH n LWB tu watching*
o hai p-k!! heer – *gibes p-k beeg bagga poppycorn* yew feel beddur inna min yew catch yer breffs nao
Ohai mai cween
ifink Africat gonna bei sowwi fur buyin dem akmee rocket skates. Shuda stuk wid teh akme roket chair…. say can u smell sumfin burnin….
Wuts dat in teh sky? izzit a burd? izzit a plain? Noe!!! itz AfriCat floatin genlee tu urf wiv teh Acme Patended Eeskape Parreeshute aafturr teh Acme rokkit skates blooed up. *parrentul advisorry – teh followin sownd trak iz nawt sootabul fur teh yunger kitlets* as AfriCat sloely drifts down hee iz apparuntly givin a clorful deskripshun ov teh Acme product quality, lets lissen: “Ratsen fratzen @##$%^%&^$#@! Acme! Y ai otta !##@#@#%^#^%!!!! feeeeeeweeeeeeessssssshhhhh …. owr apolologies fur teh innerrupshion, wee r expeeriensing sum teknikul diffeekuktees…
*luks up to see where AfriCat gunna landing*
*runruns awf tu get kiddee pool full uv whippee creems n puts it unner where AfriCat being*
omai, does we need teh peeplol catcher thing? maibei earplugz? Wots about the seltzer boddle just in case Africat needz xtinguishin? wuz dat hims i smelled bunin?
allooo? kin anneebunnee heer mee? iz mee, AfriCat. aim stuk in dis tree! wudn yu knoe it! mai Acme Patended Eeskape Parreeshute dumpeded mee inna tree, an naow ai kanawt geddown! … HALP!!! send fur teh firewimmens, bring teh peeple catchee fingee! GET ME DOAWN FRUM HEER!!!
teh fireWIMMENS??/? LOLZ LOLZ LOlZ i lubs dat hehehe teh firewimmens…
*runs rawn bottom of tree yellin* Dawnt panic!! Dawnt Panic!!
*Nomz moar popkorn.
Mai, dis b a gud show!
*idlee wunderz if she shud kawlling 9 elebentee.
O AC, haz u lerned nuffing frum Wile E.Coyote? Dew nawt bee byin de ACME producks even if de dew deliber wiffin thirdy sekonds!
puts ACME trampolyne unner AC, surroundz it wif firemenz, jus in cayse ai getz board..er …ai meen in cayse AC needz moar hep!
ACME trampolyne???!!! O noooeees!!!
eet wuz awn sayle!
*dails nine-elebenty*
Ohai, fyrewimmins? Can AfriCat has yu? Nono, ai meen, can yu rescuing Africat frum tree? Yu can? Plz tu bring peeple catchee fingee. Kthxbai!
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AfriCat, help be awn teh way! Hang awn!
Aie nawt noes 9elebenty be teh fone number ob the fyrewimmins! Aei bin calling 36-24-36……..
*sneakies up behinna prysma-kitteh n poncies* TAG yuos soooo it
*rnz awai fast*
Ack! Been tagged n had tayle nibbled on!
*luks around fur sumwun to pownse awn*
*runs after AfriCat*
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(psst, lolwannabeeee, if yu click awn “reply to this comment,” it’ll put yur reply ryte below what yur replying tu)
iz doin it rong….agayne!! yuo can tel iz a noobee?
Nawt wurree, it taykes tiem tu get yused tu fings. {{{lolwannabeeee}}}
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Oh… TAG, yu it! *swats sholder*
*runrunrun away*
*pownse* frum beehind cowch! **hedbonks** ebreewun & runz awf qwik qwik qwik!
Ohhhh yew hazza sneeeeeky!!!
*shakes hed, spiz blue running awff qwik*
*scrambles to apaws, runz on spawt fur a sekund or two, scamper afer blue*
*prancez bye wif floofy tayle wavin, u cahnt katch meee! gigloling hee hee hee*
kitteh catshaw noes good cheezburgers*
*(and eezunt uh freid to aks!)
“Fluffy went lookin for the cheezburgers…”
Naw, the las 12 draffs started like dat.
Hmmm…lessee naow….
*It wuz de bes uv tymez, it wuz de wurst…* hay, wuz dat de cahn opner??
Kitteh has a sad, herz still waiting for emeow from handsome Tom kitteh herz met yesterday
O noes, poor kitteh, nao i has a sad
but beeyootimus kitteh lyke dis one neva bee sittn waytin fur tom kitteh she can has enne tom kitteh she wnats!!1!
Dis lukkingz just like mai lappee-top!! But mine no haz deh kewt kitteh on it.
I gotta kwit buyin at deh diskownt howse!!!
Purrrrhaps sum nip wood help?
wunnerz ifen kitteh takes Milk -o- Magkneesha wooda hep lewson tings up abit?
O noze! Dis emaow sez ai wil hav de baaaad luk iffen ai doan sen 2 elebenty uvver kittehs! *cliks forward buttun….*
*Wunners wai she gotz ellbenty mailz abawt blue pillz*
I gits spam dat lukkingz like dis:
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Начальный курс английского языка, призванный помочь Вам овладеть базовым фразеологическим набором непосредственно перед поездкой за рубеж.
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Wuts up wif dat???
No punktewashun?
looks like it at ar Russhan!
Prolly iz wanting tu sell yu blu pills, elarjment uv body parts yu mai or mai nawt having, invitashun tu watch sum wimmin whu haz nawt enuff clovings awn webcam, sumwun iz offring yu job if yu giving tehm moneys tu show yu iz seeryus, yu inherted moneys but yu haz tu give bank count infos tu get….
Iz awl teh saem stuffs in any langwij, aifinkso.
Kitteh, ai haz teh wrighterz blokz, tew. Mai storee onlee haz teh oen chatper adn iz awilee sinz ai wrightered aneefing.
Ai has a gadget on iGoogle…”Writer’s Idea Bank” — haz sum idears to gitz rid ob wrighters blox…
Todai sez:
U R inna village in Andalusia
wib teh flu and gingivitis.
Teh clowds gleam liek golden teefh
Teh skondrelz lien teh worfz
wile a child be borned.
There, doze taht halp?
I’z on ur compyooter, blokin ur writingz
“I can has….
“Appulz? No.” :d-leet:
“Baygul? No.” :d-leet:
“Cheez…kaek? No.” :d-leet:
“Donut? No.” :d-leet:
“E…
EEg rolz?
Fraunch friez?
Ginger ails?
H . . .
Hawt dawg? Nah, dat’z sumwun lz.
Isw kreem?
Jelee been??
Katchup?
Lemunayd?
m…?
Maionaise?
Notcho cheez?
Oarange juuce?
Peechez?
Qwuince jelly?
R . . .
Should have said
Writerz blok. I has…
Awww, poor writer block kitty, I sympathize.
Have you tried NaNoWriMo?
Yay! Another NaNo’er!
yesh, dis kitteh wud b purfek 4 nano ritings. is teh wittypirate an teh ellhydew doin teh nanoz liek teh sandstorm is? we shud unyte!
I has it, too.
Awwwww poor kitty xD
Teh blank scriin iz knot yur inimii. Iz POTENSHUL.
This is totly what I luk leik wen I has teh riters blok. I is puttin mai chin on teh keebords and starein at teh skreen all depressed.
I needs dis cat, would be purfek companyun.
Dis wun be purrrrrfekt fur Nann… Nananana…Nanowraowr… Nomvember writingk insaniteez.
november writrz unyte!
is teh kanin doin teh nanoz dis yeer?
Awww, don’t worry kitteh! I haz one too..mebbe we can curez them together?
Aww this is soooo cute!!
i love Lol cats they r soooo cute i could look at them all day!!