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It’s hard 2 fink uv sumfing 2 rite
It wuz a dark and stormy night…
(congrats on nawt second)
OOh! Dis kitie’s writerz blox may be helped by hunting some mauses on a dark
and stormee nite!
no moar!! book done!
And DAT is why u is a power poster, annipuss! Conga rats on teh elebenty miljonth nawt-sekkung commint! Do u has 2 go shopping or is dere tyme 4 a small sillybrashun be4 ai goes to lunch?
Ai aer goin owt soon, but Ai haz tiem fur a kwikk drinkie!
Okay! Tea? Cawfee? Hawt chocklit? A lunshtyme lemonade?
Cawfee plz, Ai need sumfing to wayke me up!
Here u are!!1!
*Hands ova steaming mug wif playing kittehs awn it*
And ai made sum fresh wafflols and u can has eiver chocklit sauce or warm cherries and custard wif it.
*diligently flips over waffle in wafflemaker*
Bofe sownd nomilishus!
Nawt maplol sirip? Oar is taht a norf mericun fing?
Correckt!!!1!! Maplol sirip u can has in U S of A and Canada, but nawt in Ewe rope. Iz nawt very common at leest.
In Kanadia, oar tihs part uv at leest, iz hard tu NAWT haz.
Iz ebrywhere.
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Ai lerneded sumfing tihs moarning, nao. Yay!
Nebber fout uv lyf wifout maplol trees befoar.
We’ze frum US but we has Red Maplol leaf patchs on our backpacks so when we travels we don’t hafta appologize for GWBush alla time.sEMa
erf, too early, I meant to finish dat commint wiff ‘S embareassing”.
u teh cleberer wif teh maplol leaf patchs.
I has danish passpurrt. Nawt to show in arabic contris.
Ownly tell i iz frum sweden.
*juggles sum bottlols*
Oops.
*clinkee noizes*
no kitteh, u must fink uv sumfin or u’ll not getz the nanowrimo.org sertiffecat!
Comminter’s block, i has it, too.
hehehe
The…
…kyoot…
LOL
Ai get taht waaaaaaaaaaaaaay tu oftin.
aie alwaz seem to getz innteru
BSOD… I haz it.
Wassat?
Blue Screeen of Death
http: // en. wikipedia .org / wiki / Blue_Screen_of_Death
Aaaaah …. ai is reliefed …. oh, dotz … sum moar dotz …….
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blue sceen of death is nawt danjerus to littlol cat err pillars, fanks be 2 CC!
…and is it contac … count … can ai catch it, too? Cos iffn ai can, ai run and hidez nao.
Da last kitteh on erth sat alone inna rum. Da door wuz loked.
*Owld SF ref. Hoo nowz da orijinal????*
ai njoo dis wun … when ai was younger …
Varyasun uv endin is “der wuz a nock onna door”.
Mai bershun iz dat he wuz jumpin owt teh windo wen teh fone rang
“Knock”
A classic. I have it in an anthology somewhere in the
messhouse…Off fred an BTW! Ai haz puttid teh fotoz Ai taeked at teh cheezmeet awn mai profiel.
FANK u Annipuss!!!! ai crawled ova to check dem out and teh littlol cheezburger luked so nommilishous!!!l1!! And teh Big Cheezburger luks so naice! Ai can has lunch nao? … no, in 10 minnits. Kthxbai!
Bai fur naow, Ai aer goin 2 see iffn teh shops aer gibbin ennifing awai free!
OHai Annipuss, wow it sure luk liek u hadz a guud tiem last nite. Comgretulashuns onna getts a smooch frum teh BIG cheezburger hizself! Did ya get to nom nom nom teh mini burgerz?
Unforchunatelee dey aer not aloud on mai dye it!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! n__n
Writers Blok - I AM It.
Oh hai Tidmum!11!! Hao does u manidge being on sow menny keyboreds at wunce? Ai mean dere is so menny peeps wif writers block, hao does u manidge 2 be ebberywhere?
purrrrhaps iz quantuum?
Writerz blox… DO NAWT WANT!!!!!!
Aw, iz ok kitteh, Ai has teh writerz blox 2!
When writing ‘Wearin’ Peas’, TLoLstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.
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(haw does he dew it?)
*clappity clap clap!*
‘Wearin’ Peas’, - a comedy … teh mind boggles!!!!
To be or not to be…
(long pause)
“Stupid Chimpanzees.”
Maibi we saks teh chimpanzines n getz Gibbons? Nao they r the funni amnilols.
Bt Gibbons be writin histery, nawt plays, ifinkso…
Wen aie wuz a liddle kidlett, ebben lidderler dan aie amz nao, I fawt teh writer’s blox was sumfin day sat awn to fink ob stories.
Sew I gotted maiself a milk krate (or cowz nest ifn u libs inna citi) n putted it in a cawner ob mai rhuum nixt tew mai bed an cawlled it mai writerz blox, sew I kud dew all mai finking up ob storiz there. Funn kneely nuff aie nebber did fink ob ani gud storiz *sigh*
Rong!! Yu jus maded a gud storee naow!!!
Ai gree!
Bee sides, ai fink ebrywun hardest awn tehir own storees tehy fink up. Onlee way tu find owt which wuns wurk is tu wryte them!
Did I just answer my own current dilemma, sort of by metaphor, about whether I’m doing the right thing by working with animals? That the only way I’m going to know how THAT story works is to write it, ie, actually do it?
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Hm. Something to think about once I finish trying to write a blog entry as Trick, the ADHD bratcat, which let me tell you is an interesting experience for a writer who does her best to get into the head of her point-of-view characters! I’m gonna have trouble concentrating all day!
The answer was there inside you all the time
otherwise, wuts a meta for, n-e-way?
heh, yeah, wut Africat said. Plus, “cows nest”????? made me snert, almost cauzing a monitor cleanup.
kitteh no need to write. kitteh sleep for fud.