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So he can noms teh cheezeburgers!
Well, I hate to tear myself away from this lovely place, but I must away. Eberybuddy has a gud weakend! TTFN!
Bai Maus. U haz a gud tiem 2!
Nawt Sekund Ever Lolcat !!
Oh my god! This is from one of my favorite childhood stories–the Christmas Kitten!
I love it.
lawlz.
Do you know who the author is? Googling hasn’t worked so far.
I have some ideas about the photo I’m trying to chase down.
Came up 4th in Google results for me. Amazon link: http://www.amazon.ca/Christmas-Kitten-L-H-Young/dp/0533157323/ref=sr_11_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1224345869&sr=11-1
dis piture iz bye Walter Chandoha from dis book kalledz Walter Chandoha’s Book of Kittens and Cats.
Iz hadz it az a kid, now I oldz. member it wellz. still haz it.
also from Buca di Beppo’s restaurant…lol
I luv that restaurant!
Yeth pleethe
An parding teh thplashin
Itsth OK, Sylvester…
huh?
But itz nawt Krissmiss yet!
How u sposed to get thru thxgiving wifout teef? Hmmm?
3 werds…
Purrr-ay uv Turkey…
Mmmmm. Wif masht taters & grayvee, plz.
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Nao ai haz a hongree!!!
Oh noez! Nao ai iz gunna haz a hungree 2!! Ai haz uh Spam cukbuk adn sew menny cukbukz (ai lubz dem!), adn ai has noe spaec 4 teh cukin cuz mai gamma makin br-owch!-kneez.
Ai had sum seerius dentul werk erlier dis yeer an had 2 pooray ebbrifing. Ai eben had poorayed toona salid!
4 werds: O noes u di’nt!
I hads all 4 wisdumb teef removified a few days before xmas one yeer. This was many varieties of no funs.
Eww…hates teh wisdom teefs. Onlee eet applesauce an’ iceecweams fur tree dace!
Jello,anyone ??
Did Ai heers….Jello-shots? **breaks awt partay tray**
Won fur yew, eeck! Aneewon else wants won?
Mmmmmm…..black cherry wif cherry vodka….
**Gulp***
Got any lime wif tekeela ??
Yush, heer yew goes….inna coconut.
Aid ravver haz creem uv turkee soop, akshully. Nawt dat fond uv teh Jello. Nao Jello PUDDING iz an entirelee diffrint storee. Ai can haz?
Nicee warm chocolit puddin’, juss fer yew!
choklit puddin shots. hmm…..
Hmmm… kud werk wif Bailey’s or Kahlua… oar vanillol vodka… oar Frangelico. *drool*
Sometimes I make teh choklit puddinge wif a shot or two of Bailey’s mixified in wif teh milk. Is nommy!
bourbon in teh whippee cream on top of apple pie….
Budderskotch puddin wif whippee creem…nao DAT’S livvin !!!
Mmm…budderskotch…sew happiee!
Ai lubz vanillol puddin too — wif oar wiffowt whippee creem.
teehee, i lubz dat u callz it “whippee creem”
Can has a happee?
Dis a kyoot pikshur. Matchingks!
OMG How kyute! I wundur how dey got teh kitteh to schmile in sink-…cync-…seeknr-… at teh saam taim as teh gurl.
Da photogr.. photo.. pikshur taker was habbing a cheez burger… sez kittah can haz sum 2.
Dis mus b grayt-gran-daddee-kitteh to HappyCat. Him wuz awl dat grayt, akshoolee.
OMCC!!! It’s JCH4K!!!
Ai thot teh sayme fing!
GMTA !!
Cheesez twice, gettin teh car?!?
ai volunteer to maek cheezburger shaeks fur bof ov dem – k?
Priceless…an scawwry!
Did LCB taik doze teef owt 2 see dem in de lite?
Hay! I resemble that remark. Does u think I is a person of low molars?
O hai lcb! Ai is sowwry Ai missed yer anniversary ov teh burf. Ai has teh met–mata—nawt relly dere cake fur yew! Heer is!
Thx, MB! I sellebrates all monf, so is ok. Um, I can has jello and pudding shots to go wif? kthxhic
Taht is simlar to mai feery; taht teh older yu get, teh lawnger yu shud silly brate yur burfdai! Ai is startin tomooroorrro, wiv lunj wiv mai big bro, Woot woot!
Ambercat, my ruul is alwayz to haz champagne on my birfday. Sinse yrs iz on Monday, an mebbe yu dont want to fall off bike on workday, I sends yu virtual Dom Perignon now fr teh weekend.
Ai is goin owt to launch wiv teh Rode Sayf Tee gurls awn mai burfadi an taykin teh rest ob teh dai orf so mebbe Ai can has sham pain – serpently beets real pain!
Yiss, but 2 mutsh shampane can cawze reel pane nekst mornin!
Ai fink sum uv teh peepl at teh cheezmeet mite haz had heddakes dis mornin!
Yeah, Champers iz where kwalitee madders. Teh cheaper teh sham pain, the more real teh pain iz teh negst day. (I noes frum egsperience) Wif teh gud stuff, iz lyke teh gud Dom said: “I am drinking the stars”.
How mush had he hadded when he sed that quote? I’ll bet rite after that hhe
sed:
Aaaagh! Giant spiders are eating my nose!
Bring me a chainsaw to juggle!
Cheezburgers, bring me some.
Duck! Here come teh flying lolruses again!
Ever look at ur tonsure? I meen, REELY look at it?
F…
Francis ov Assissi? I kn tayke him wif wun hand tied behind mai bakk.
Gruss Got!
Hey! I gotz sum inneresting herbs
Inna gadda da vida, baybee
j….
Just whare does u think ur goin wif that bottlol?
Know whut would be rly gud rite now? Moar star-water!
Let’s go to teh girls’ monastery acrost teh lake and have a corset-raid!
M…
Moar cowbell!!!!!
Ninny-nine bottlols ov wine on teh wall..
oh pooh! I losted teh corkskrew!
P…
Perignon. No, teh “g” is silent, as in “Smith”
Quit making me laff! Bubblols is coming outta my nose, and that’s attracting teh spiders.
Ring my chimes!
S…
Ooo…wuz jest hims feast dai, Ai fink sew. Awl teh churches in mai town were blessin teh amminals!
Stin ky cheeze…dat’s whut I lykes, stinky cheez.
Tayke yr handz offa my robe! On sekunt thot….
Uvver side! its teh uvver side!
X…
Xavier. Whut kinda silly name is that?
Yes, I believe I will have another magnum, thx.
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I doesn’t goes to church, MB, but I would really like to go to one of those services.
No offense to teh real St. Francis to to teh real Dom Perignon…bof were admirable men & monks.
Somehow, I don’t think they visit this web site often.
Ai wuz raised Catholic, but now Ai is just a Cat-o-holic…okay, is bad joke…
Funniest list EVAR!
Teh Maus wz serbing sum Veuve Cliquot eerlier tuday…I bets sums iz left for yu to start teh birfday sillybrayshuns eerly.
ohai, {{{{{ambercat}}}}} hapee birfdai wen it cumz. Plz tu nawt fawling orf da bysikul. nd wairz da pikshurz yu sai abowt obur awn uvvur paje?
Mmm…yew has teh gud taste in champagne!
Heer, Ambercat…Ai gibs yew giant chokolit covverd Stawberris tew go wif teh chamapgne!
YUM!
*burp*
O mai — dat sowndz super-yummeh.
Yush…Yew can has:
**cleers froat**
Apple pie wif iceecweam
Chocklit Cake
Budderskotch puddin’ wif koolwip
Selection ov jelloshots, enlcudin:
~Stawberri
~Raspberri
~Gwape
~Cherri
Anyfing else, oh birfdai munth won?
Well, lessee… Oh, and can I share these stuffs wif my fellow Octobirfday frenz?
All-day suckers that last 2 days
Brownies (warm) wif caramel sauce
Caramel sauce wif brownies (warm)
Double shots of jello and/or pudding
Elegant dinners wif Twinkies 4 dessert
F…
Fresh baked pies, in manee flavors
Green eggs an’ ham
Hot dogs
Icee cweam
Jello shots (moar)
K…
Kahlua & creem
Lemming pie
Mousse uv teh choklit var-eye-eh-tee
N…
Nips(cat)
Oreo cookies
Pretty presents
Q…
Quinkz jellee
Rasperry tartz
Stromberyz
Tekila sunrise
U….
Upfi’s cheezcayke (bery nommy, wif cherrees in it)
Vienna’s sacher cake
Watermelon ice cream
Xtra delishous fud
Yummy chocklit
Zabaglione!!!
From the looks of it, I’d say it’s more like high incisors.
*Awl ai wantz fur chris-mouse iz mai tu frunt teef, mai tu frunt teef, mai tu frunt teef!*
*BOWS*
Yew is gibbin Mister Chris Mouse yer teef? Dats kinda gross.
So kooyt!!!
the original caption is way better… i’m trying to find it but i can’t, it’s something like “IN UR 20s GIVIN U LOLS”
Thee you on the thee-thaw, Thindy!
Teh thip wath thailing on teh thea…
Thankth fur teh thower, guyth!
Oh, my! This brings back memories. It’s in a book that I bought about 40 years ago. The book is Walter Chandoha’s Book of Cats and Kittens. He’s a famous photographer.
When I was a kid, we used to prop that book open to that page so my Mom would see it. It never failed to get her laughing hysterically. Good memories.
I loved that book so much. I probably haven’t seen this picture in 35 years but I remembered it right away! I wonder what happened to that book. . .
book iz abailable now on amazon.com
Tank Yooz- I odered it for the cheeps
Maybe I’ze getz katnip mouz from toof fairy…..
I haz a pictur of maisef wen I waz littul wif teh saim teef! But noh kitteh! Nawt allowd to hav kitteh! So I ahz 5 kittehs naow!
i can has tis pikshur without captions?
Yes, click on the link under the picture that says, RECAPTION THIS.
Then, I would say, instead of recaptioning it, just save it to your computer.
ohai my donkee sister…………………………………………………………………….
…………………………………………………….halp, ai haz dot-itis!!!…………………..
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*snip*
ai haz surdgically removed it. Dunt worry, dis won’t hurt a bit, lightchild.
whew!!!! ai maed a gnu lol, wanna c???
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2250511
Sew…whut can yew eet wif no teefs?
Applesauce
Breadpuddin’
Celery puree
D…
Devvld eggs…
Eel puree
Fried eggs (raw)
Gushifud
H…
Efalant soop
Flambee maus
Grape juice
H…
Eggz (srambold)
.
(adn anywaiz, mowst nommables hab noe teef.)
Ai can has uh hapee? Ai needz wun. Ai iz toemayto mawmcat, adn iz nao snowin’. Ai b teh sad nao cuz mai behbehz b in teh danjir uv dyin. Ai hab bean dewin wut ai kin, but ai iz afrayd iz nawt enuf! Ai train 2 keepz dem warm adn saef, but iz hard nao. Ai jiz watird dem (is 40 degrees nao) adn wii haz sum moemintairy sunlite. Mai behbehz!!
But… but… u is planning to eet u bebbehs!
Ai meen mai pantz, reely. Dey b praid adn joi, awl fore ub dem. Rest ub familee kin eet teh frootz.
UR GONNA EET UR PANTZ?!?
See, I new that all teh fumes frum teh debreefing fluid flung aroun so cazually wuld cause brayne dammij suner or lader.
Woah! Furs tiem 2dai ai lol. Yah, mai bloo jeenz adn awl!!
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Really, I feel like these plants are my kids and I’ve been feeling mostly dread and anger and sadness since yesterday morning when I found out it was going to get wintery this soon.
Thanks for putting that in non-lolspeak. I did not understand in the slightest that you were referring to actual tomato plants. I thought you were talking about kittens (and not understanding why you’d be a tomato momcat).
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Ai had a kunfuzzled, but yew chaste it awai.
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Would putting blankets over the plants be an option? I know my Mom has done that for some of our plants when we’ve had frost warnings. We don’t get snow, so I’m not sure if it would work for that… Any way to improvise some kind of greenhouse over the plants?
I had black plastic trash bags held down with tent pegs over them last night/this morning. I’m going to put those on (with help from my mom) with some fuzzy blankets I gathered in about an hour or so. Everything’s inside (except the plants), warming up. My mom says that she’s seen little sort of plastic (or something) mini greenhouses in a catalogue and that we can hopefully get one or some next year. Should help when we get them.
Teh plastic trash bags shud do it, aifinkso. Wurks well in Jermanee, and we haz menny a cawld wevver here. Pweeze not to worry urself sick, Opheliacat. Ai’m sure ur belubbed p(l)ants will survive it.
Ufinksew? Ok. Ai trusts u, man. Aibetsew it gittin plentee coald up dere. Fank u. Dey b cubberd nao, sew ai c tumawroh.
Teh plastic trash bags shud do it, aifinkso. Wurks well in Jermanee, and we haz menny a cawld wevver here. Pweeze not to worry urself sick, Opheliacat. Ai’m sure ur belubbed p(l)ants will survive it.
It b sew sad wen deh tommy toe seezun b ober.
but teh fried grren tomaytoes so bery gud…ifn you haz to pikk teh green wuns before teh frost.
Du yu haz blankets ober tehm, Ophelia cat?
Akshully, dat soundin beddur dan wut ai haz. Ai haz teh blak trash baggiez nao, but ai needz beddur (supost 2 goe reel coald 2nite). Ai shur ai kin git blankeez. Fank u!
Wut beez dis snow yew speek ovv? Where de h e dubble hokey stiks beez it snowin?
**iz wearin’ tank top an’ flip flops**
Whare is ur pants? Did Opheliacat eet them?
Yush. Ai iz berry sad about dat. Dey were red, sew mebbe she finks dey tommytoes.
Opheliacat eetz pants? mebbeh she can eet deze horrible green wunz i iz fawced to ware (whisper) we tellz her dey iz beenz
Iz Nehv-aaargh-duh. Ai nawt spectin’ coald ’til latir adn snoe ’til Deecimbrrr, but mai mawm tole mii yestirday dat wuz nao 2 git coald. Supraiz! 2dai it snoe awf adn awn.
Buh…buh…Ai fout it wuz hawt in de desert!
But… but… “Nevada” means “snowy”. I doesn’t want u to think I is teh unsympathetic, now, but ur greef will be moar easily processed if we look at things realistically.
Let’s sit down and split this split skirt then after we eet we can pick out some soothing musics in case a memorial service is rekwired.
Speekin’ ov musik…Meatloaf is in teh horse-spittle! Oh noes!
Oh, dear. And he was one of teh sellebrities my flonquais lined up for teh fashun show tomorrow.
Wood he hz ridden in on teh motorsikkel? Been GovH at teh dinner?
I’m not sure whut GP had in mind. I tells him one thing, he goes and does something completely else. And gets injured and blames it on me!
Gotta hab teh motorsikkel…oar noe deel!
This first graf from teh AP story is kinda funny:
LONDON (AP) — A publicist for Meat Loaf says the 57-year-old rocker was hospitalized in London for three days following an awards ceremony earlier this week.
Must’ve been a heck of a ceremony. Mabye we should alert teh area horspittles to be reddy for casualties tomorrow. You knoes, as a formality.
Ish fwidai…ebben doe is nawt furst fridai ov munth, Ai shall call tewgevver mai fellow RHPS peepuls tew dew teh midnight crazies fer tew send teh gud fouts of feelins better tew Meatloaf. Sew he doesn’t catch a case of teh deads.
O hurry, or he may be ded.
**dances awwond in nautee langerrey**
Heeeeeerr’es Eddie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVBYUgXmXl4
Hot patootie, bless mah sole
I rly lubs those cats who lol
Dat is fabulous, dahlink!
That reminds me: I has to go to teh Dairy Kween to get my hairs didz for tomorrow.
Okai. *Sits daon* Wintir nawt yoosulii start sew irlee. Usyoolii naic wedur nao instid ub snoe. Ai b auchd.
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Fank u 4 teh reelaxiz.
There. Now isn’t that betterer?
Heer, have some split skirt. Would u like some ketchup on that?
Oh, whoops. There she goes again! Sry.
Heer…habs sum hot chokolit…makes ebbry fing bedder
Fank u. Choklit wurks wundirz.
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Mai mawm agwee (4 taims saek) 2 halp wif teh bagz adn teh blankeez 2nite. Ai jus wachin teh tempritchur, adn teh sun cummin bak awt! Yay! Gittin a bit warmir.
Ohai, ofelyacat, Pulling up da plantz nd bringz dem ina haows. If iz a plais yu can hanging dem up iz gud.
Of a sad, ai haz noe plaic insaid 4 dem.
Onlee mai rum wud b ok wif mai granma adn ai noe haz rum. Shii nawt wantin mai baggiez 4 dem in haus, eben. Aiduno. Ai jus train 2 lenthin dis as lawng as pawsibil. Fank u 4 advaic. Sumdai ai wishin ai cud jus haz dem in pawtz (oar sumfin) awl yeer sew iz naic 2 put in haus wen git coald.
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U haz toemaytoz?
Ai luvs toh may toes, Opheliacat. Ai sawry u hev da snoes awlreddy! Mehbeh u ken send to Miss uri. Ai taeks caer ov dem, mehbeh eet a few, stewed, sliced. Yummmmmmmmm!!!!!!!1!! Ownly fing, ai tries NAWT to share toh may toes. Dat’s hao mush ai luvs dem! Tiem 2 leeves werk. Happee weekend! Nite nitey!
(Ai noe iz laet, but) Nitey, KCT.
Next springgy plant da tommy toes in da buckit. (Ize sure lolrus let U hab 1)
When the snoz cums U can bring dem inna haus.
whares my frunt teefs? I hath a lithp widdout dem. I wunner wen dat pic was taken, it wooks vewwy old.
I do not know why, but I feel compelled to share that this picture reminds me of
Anne Frank for some odd reason.
Her glee, her love, her Joie de vivre…
and that adorable kitten on her shoulder.
It gives me a strange, nostalgic feeling.
I dunno why, but I just wanted to share that with y’all.
I thot that 2! I have a book about her life (that I buyed in teh museum attached to teh house in Amsterdam) and this looks like one of teh pics innit, although it most likely was not, since this book prolly dates to a time befoar teh diary was plubished.
We must never forget. Ever.
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Naw Ai luk it again, it sorta does. Downer.
Same for me. This picture is just adorable, but for whatever reason, I feel strange in some way. Whatever.
seh has no cheezburger
Mai front teefs. Awl ai wants fer Christmas!
Bofe of ‘em needs to see dentiss.
Hi, D.R.
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
That is absolutely adorable.
EPIC
ur too front teef – i has it >:B
nao i can sell them to toof faieris and gitz $$ to buy cheezburgers….
iz da awesomeness… loff the pictoor
My dentist has that picture in his reception area. It’s too cute!
Cutest. LOL. Ever.
tihs is teh bestestedest!!!
boff look laik tehy r habing teh best dai ebber!
the cat yells “cheeeeese!”
Photo is “Girl & Kitten Smiling” by Walter Chandoha. Available in the book “Walter Chandoha’s Book of Kittens and Cats”, 1963
http://www.amazon.com/Walter-Chandohas-Book-Kittens-Cats/dp/B000O0B0A0/
noaw wee show yous hoaw wee eetz korn-n-da-kob!