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Ruff tung cums in handee
Aifink ai shud be heddin to teh Nawtee Barn nao.
*having impyoor thots*
Aer u trubbuld bai impyoor thorts? Ai raver enjoi dem maiselb!
Dey iz kwite fun, akshullee. Kinda hoapin dere *mite* be sum fyremens at teh Nawtee Barn to …. um … halp wif “research.”
*gigglol*
Mehbeh ai needz 2 goe 2 4 teh research.
Yoo noe — in teh naem uv “science” and awl. ‘Tis a noble purrpuss.
Yesh. Wut hoarurz wii bisit ubon aurselvz in teh naem uv scienz.
duz that meen ai shud put teh lok bak awn teh NB? ai onlee tooked it awf to look at it in teh lite…
Iffitz lokked, hao wud we get in? Ai diddint eben noe dere WUZ a lok fur teh NB. Seemz liek sumplayce dat shud be opin 24 hours a day, yesh?
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psst… teh lok is to keep teh YNGs IN…. we wudnt want tehm wanderin off, nao wud we?
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itz a passwerd lok- teh passcode is ‘nawtee’ (ore wun uv its noomeruss spellins).
Heh. As a friend of mine once said, I don’t entertain impure thoughts; they entertain me!
Dat maeks lawtsuv sense, aifinkso!
Ohai doctorcat!!
AR yoo awn teh CheezPeeplMap??? Ai dont’ remembur seeing you there.
ohai im new
ohai Cellincat fan. Nyce to meet chew! Ebberybuddy be welcomez here. Only rule is dat yew play nyce. Is fun playce. Here be your CHRG (wdoi). Dis be a chikken hedded rubber glub (wif drawins on it). Yew need to ware dis 2 pertect yer brains from slodin wif da kyute.
If yew has qwestions, jus ask! And check out da linky fer da Lolspeak wiki up abbobe.
I try agin. WP be moovin my commentz.
ohai Cellincat fan. Nyce to meet chew! Ebberybuddy be welcomez here. Only rule is dat yew play nyce. Is fun playce. Here be your CHRG (wdoi). Dis be a chikken hedded rubber glub (wif drawins on it). Yew need to ware dis 2 pertect yer brains from slodin wif da kyute.
If yew has qwestions, jus ask! And check out da linky fer da Lolspeak wiki up abbobe.
ackshully there’s 2 rools:
1. play nice
2. don’t just showt FURST when u has the opportoonity to get teh first post. U needs to say something relevant to teh pickshure.
Thankew, that is all.
dose impyoor thots be needin a cleenin too, aifinkso.
U an mii bofe, Nightshayde.
Dere’s sumthink abowt sertain mis-spellings dat is berry sugjestiv, ai finkso.
*nods noe-ing-lee*
LOl!!! An nao ai think maybee we ar awl having imp yur thots!!
Dishes are cleen, but teh thots iz nawt-cleen.
yah, but whu complanes abowt having to eet offuv dirtee thots?
Prudish zombies?
Guinness Piggehs?
GP! Did u see on teh nooz that MeetLofe is in teh horspittle? Is he gonna be able to join us tomorrow? Plz to check into that.
* ring ring
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O Hai Meet! ai heered yu was inna horse piddle? uh huh… uh huh… reely? wow! adn they can’t juss pull it out? hmm…
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whut? no, yu canut reeley cum to posh fashun show wib won ob… dose sticky out of… dere… Oh Meet, waht will yu get up tu next!
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Huh? Oh, shore yu can send Cher insted – uh huh… uh huh? oh, otay so she’ll fit yur outfit tu? kewl!
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Feel better Meet, gotta go! kthxbai!
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* hangs up lolphone
*gestures frantically to GP*
IX-NAY ON TEH ER-CHAY!
“Gypseeees, Twamps adn Feeeeeves….”
“dur de dur de somefing somefing”
“mai momma wud dans dans dans fur teh monnies dey’d frow”
“GYYYPPPSSSEEESSS, TWAMPS & FEEEEVES!”
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huh? waht yu sai LCB???
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“Gypseeees, Twamps adn Feeeeeves….”
* puts Cher CD inna player…
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“Put onna mai bloo swayde shooes adn boarded teh playne…”
“iffn ai cud tuuuurrrrnnnn back thyyyymmmeee!”
*lays on ground, twitching*
Oh lcB!!! Ai think yoo hav found a troo tresshur in Guinness Piggeh!!
* swaps Cher CD fur umm… flickety flickety… oh, yesh did won!
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* puts David Bowie inna CD Player, realises he won’t fit adn puts CD in istead
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“I’m a STAAAARRRRPIIIIGGGG flying inna sky”
“I’d like tu come adn meet yu but ai’m nebber coming down”
“I’m a STAAAARRRRPIIIIGGGG flying inna sky”
“Ai told yu nawt to press it, nao ai’m flying oh so high!!”
“Dis is graond contrul tu Major Pig…”
“Eet yur army dillers adn put yur FCHRG awn”
* lukks arownd fur talent scouts
teh wuns wif wite lapels and pressed pants? whu speek in atroshus acksents?
they’re just a figment uv imaginashun.
O, u mean I is just imagining teh one behine u rite now?
behind me…. rite nao?!
kwik, lemme in the NB- mai thots r too kleen!
thank goodness.
i wurr feeling a bit nawtee.
Yay! Anudder wun fur teh “science” club.
Glad to haz yew along, Kafleen!!!
LOL!! may ai pleez hav yur tenshun??? *duks teh menee tossed tehshuns*
Ai just found this LOLPic – an ebreetaim ai luk at it, ai hav to laff summoar!!
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No – reelee!
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am ai reelee stranj ????- or iz this reelee funee?? *still laffing*
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1768229
LOL!!!
Datz teh funneh!!!!
Yew kud turn teh frown upsied-down & den eet it saeflee, aifinkso.
thanx, Janet! i’ll B able 2 stay on my die-it nao
Can yew be reelee straynge AND dat be vereeh funneh. Is not moochually eggsglusibe ifinkso.
*runs away fast*
LOl!! Yoo haz a point(y-end!!)
Ai thot deze wuz cleen — but dey haz teh kitteh-spittle onnem.
U can just put those dishes rite back in teh cubpoard now!
Hmmm… noo enurjee plan? Plus employment opporooniteez fur teh kittehz.
mai bruvver did tihs wuns! hadda groop uv peepz over foar brijge nite. wun ladee wuzza nurse, berry partikular about germs anna hand washing and stuffs. his kitteh alwayz lyked pasketti sawse, so he alwayz let her likk teh playte after dinner. kitteh cleened playte purty gud, an hee saw shee wuz watchin, so hee put teh playte bak inna cabinet. an he heerz, AAAAAAAAAAGH!
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In caes dere be a caer-troll arownd… ai neber letz Timmy lik raw chikkin stuff off teh kutting board. It getz a gud warshin wif anti-bakteeriyul dish detergent aftur teh raw chikkin iz onnit. Timmy only gets to lik cooked chikkin remnants frum teh kutting board — and it maeks him BERY happitayl.
OH NOES!! FINK OF TEH LOLKUTTIN BOARDZ!!!
Soree cuddnt heps mafsef. Bak in teh old dayz… We usta aggro care trolls by makin commintz ’bout wutevur the troll was worryin ’bout the fing dat mite be hurtin teh kitteh.
Or eben better,
OH NOES!! FINK OF TEH SALMONELLA!!
*snerk*
Hey Yo, nawt fer nuthin but muh bruddah Sal is gitten purty agrav… egrava… aggr… sheesh, Sal is gettin eggsasp … exasper… dammit! Sal is fed the heck up wid youse acting like he’s a diseese er sumtin so drop it noaw! Got it? Momma Monella is nawt happy bout that neether so Nock it awf!
Donut werry, Mellissa, Ai keeps teh tradishun goin – Ai keeps teh Caer-troll Mask an slippers handy for in stun taynius impreshuns. Somtyms tehy is so gud teh noobies tink Ai meen it an we has to refer tehm bak to teh Classic Caer Troll Commets an tehn teyh unnerstan an can joyn in too!
U hadz cheezburgers adn forgot kitteh. I halps self.
OH MAH CEILIN CAT, NEEDZ KITTEH LIEK DAT WAN! MAH HUSBAND CAN NEVR GIT TEH DISHWASHIN DUN RITE
Yer huzbin iz a lawn-haired orinj kitteh?
lawng-haired*
sillee me, ai thot lawn wuz a kinda tan kuller…. at leest, mine sumtaims is…
duz his tongue getted worn owt?
an that whai yu shudda marreed a myoosishun.
moosishuns lik dishes?
nope, but dey gots ‘posable tungs…
sumbunnee putz da dishz awna flor so doggie can reech. Iz gawt a biggur tung so iz fastur. Teem wurk!
Goggie kin get teh big bits. Kitteh getz teh liddul stuck-on bits. *nod*
likliklikliklikliklikliklikliklik
doant shut it still summoar lil taystees in heer.
I’z helpin teh famblee be green by savin teh waturrz.
Boi I’z a smrt kitteh.
Kin I has a treet foar halpin?
Shure!
*gets into ginormous gas-guzzling Excessmobile*
*drives elebenty miles to pet stoar*
O hai. One kitteh treet plz. Plastic bag, yes. O, could u dubble-bag that? kthx.
*drives elebenty miles back home*
Here u goes, kitteh.
*throws dubble plastic bags in trash*
taht peepl ackshullee do this and kall tehmselfes green is wun uv teh nine and a half stoopy things peepl do.
doan foarget teh elebenty feet long reeseet wiv teh “tayke owr onlyne survey” etc etc etc…
ai iz stunned anna mayzed.
tehre’s onlee 9.5 stoopy fings peepul do?
hint: wun uv them is teh inabilitee to cownt past five.
kitteh has a scrubblie in his mouf
With CATscade, you get no spotz. Onlii strypez.
LOLOL
I HAS THAT CAT.
omg my cats need tht fer ther fud bollz