K.
K. Box need sum graond ruls.
mebbeh iz tiem 2 git a bigger boks.
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U stai on yur side, I stay on mine
but ai am! mai side is teh tawp side!
Two twuu! I haz a cat jes like dat.
Hiz side is alwaiz on top.
Oar down the middle – liek sum drivers!!!!11!!!!
Yu kumplaynin ‘baowt mai dryving naow, Karen?
Ai reezembl taht reemark!
Ib teh choo fitz, …
Sum jes prefer tu taik their half ob teh road owt ob teh midlol. Dey still ownlee using half. Wutz wrong wit dat?
Aie jest doin wat it say on my lysenze applicashun form, tearing dawn dawtted line………… ooooo look dawts *gets in high powered kitteh injected spurtz car and raors down middle ob teh fred*
Mai won kitteh ensists dat her spawt awn teh bed is awn top ov meh. The ovver won finks her spawt iz mai pillow. Sumtiems Ai gibes up an sleep awn teh sofa.
mahn tinks hiz iz awn mah tummeh.
does ya ever get dat cramped feeling…
Ohai Chessie -
I wuz all surprised by de “no commints” messuj.
But naow I gotz to go pick up deh hubbehcat at de ayrport.
bad ekonomee maiks tew kittehs shair wun apartment
Hi rent pryces. Iffen der’s catnip there, hi kittehs tu.
Can two divorced kittehs share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
Film at elebenty!
Tunight awn teh ebening news.
Teh mortgage crisis haz reached uh new low.
Kittehs are forced tu make do with smaller and smaller dwellings.
Sum hab resorted tu cohabitayshun az uh way to make ends meet.
*endz meet ::snerk::*
*FAIL. Mehbee awpawsit endz*
Inna speshul riport, wii luk at teh krisiz ob teh kitteh obercrawdinging. Lahndlodrs kannawt fink awtsied teh bokz. Elebentee kittehz sharing oen litter bokz. DO NOT WANT! No widnowz 4 teh sunbeams. DO NOT WANT!!
Berry soons Ah wil frow off mah oppressor an sees da meens ub produkshun.
bottom kitteh:
iz soooo gonna sew yoo fer invadin muh personal space…
iz sooo nawt ur bed too >:3
ub coars!! ah jus yer blannkee!!
graound ruls definitly needed
GRAYTE New York Times article on Men and Cats.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/05/fashion/05cats.html?ei=5070&emc=eta1
Slate ran an artickle awn wai that artickle iz nawt berry gud…sumfing about nawt enuff reel references oar sumfing.
Slate probably has dogs.
Ai reed Jon Scalzi’s blog sumtimez, and he is twuu servitor of deh kittehs what ownz him. An a huuuje fan ub all tings BACON. Itz two bad deh NYT diddun put a picshur of him in deh papur along wid deh odder guys. De man is nise to luks at as well as bein’ teh reely gud riter.
MAWM!!! HE TUCHIN MEEE!!!!
I WUZ HERE NAWT SEKUND!!!
NU UH!
GITZ OWT!!!!
*Mom teaks bocks awai*
Nao. problum is teh solvez. Plz to go plai nao.
Just lemme ‘lone
Mqh storees r awn.
MAH storees.
HPMH!
dude – you still here? you should join me over at gawker.com – people are FUNNY there. hope you’re well …
PS; you’ll know me by my avatar. private me when you have an account.
Click your heels, s.t.e.n.d. Us goobers back at the farm miss you, and we’re
nicer than the flying monkeys.
Stend, there are people here who remember you fondly and consider you one of the inspirations for the fun-loving community that has sprung up here. So while you have a right to your opinion, it’s pretty snotty of you to come here and dump on us with a backhanded swipe like that.
stend duzzunt lovz uz NE moar ???????
He comes around every now and then and comments on how un-funny the people are here, not realizing or apparently caring that there’s several of us here who welcomed him when he was a regular.
Teho has done the same thing.
*slow, sad hed shake*
datz berry stranjj…..ai jest wented obber tu dat site dat stend sed , go an luuk…..ok, ai gotz tu admit…..ai gesses ai jest nowt az hip az stend….ai fales tu see muches humur obber der…iz a loawt lik “teh Daylie Show” an “teh Colbare Repowrt” onli nowt sew funnee….an ai duzzunt ebben fink teh Col..etc iz funnee at awl…..
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jest sayin…..
Like I said, he’s entitled to his opinion. It is just very bad form to come back and diss people he used to hang with. I guess we remember him more fondly than he does us.
Aiknow. This haz given me a giunt sad – eben tho ai know that stend
nebber laiked me. But still ai had a happi when ai saw hiz nayme – until ai red waht he rote.
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But sum freds ar funnier tahn otters. Purrhaps he haz just popped bai at teh less funnee wuns??? An duzzn’t know hao funnee it verree offen iz?
ya can’t really deny that stend has more that anyones share or “snark”, seems to have gotten darker and darker. who knowes, time passes–as do frames of mind.
Thanks shd. ai don’t know wai that maeks me feel bedder, but it duz.
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It’s just . . .when ai furst came here, Melissa and Teho and stend seemed to be thre three people who set teh “funneh” tone. And we all looked to stend for provicding the most outrageous and funny links to things.
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So. . .it just makes me sad. Sort of like a friend you admired just snuck up and stabbed you in the back.
Aww, Janet, mebbe fink ov him az hazing a sickness. Maykes it eezier to forgib the meeness. I wz nawt here during the stend funny-time, I haz only eber seen him being mean. But I purrfurrs gentle hoomor, wordplay, nd, yes, the clebberly off-collr hyumer to teh hyumor based on meaness.
Awww
;-) ;-)
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Giunt sad PLEH! Do nawt want fur yew!
Ai myself yoosed tu play high school football.
Uumm…ai mean cheered fur high school football.
::takes pill fur DID::
Oh hai stagehanddan! Long tyme no C!!11!! Glad to see ur still poasting. Wot’s dis about stend and teho having desurted us? How sad! Ai hadn’t notissed until nao. But ai can’t ignore wot he wrote up dere …. *drooopy feelers*
An nao he has Bcom teh dryv-by troll; drops in form tymtotym, juss to be meen. Well Pppphhhhhhbbbbbbbtttttt!!! to him!
We shud add “drive-by troll” to gremlin’s troll list.
Teho, too? I guess we’re not in Kansas anymaor.
I’ll get u, mai prittee, adn ur little tendrilz, 2.
dude – ur bak? mus bee boring over at gawker.com – kittehs r teh fun heer! hoap u cut tihs owt…
hey tess, left ya a message you’ll ‘preciate.
Bottum kitteh haz a blankee.
Tawp kitteh haz a cushion.
Tehy shud be happeetail abot taht!! aifinkso!
Men wif kittehz iz seksee! (klaps pawz!!
Mebbe Ai’z been spendin tew much tiem on cyootobberload, but it luks tew meh liek the kittehs beez in need ov boxhab!
witch iz wut?!?!
Rehab fur kittehs what liek boxes tew muchie
i seed dat!
teh kitteh looka leik a bocks!
Innervenshun. u can has!
We can has bigger box plz? Kthxbai.
Boxhab squared. OMG!!!
dat Schrödinger wuz a cheapskate
*heddesk*
mayk taht a dubbl
Dangz. Ai wuz gonna sai sumfing simalr…
Dis bocks am a wun kitteh bocks. Fynd you oan.
Oh Hai, Dave!!
I haz a favor tu asking uv u.
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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KThxBai
Ground ruls is dis: I gets teh bocks, u gets teh ground.
Dubble stuffed floofies. WANT!
awwwww
I like dat…. Dubbul stuffed floofies.
Yesh, tiz certainly beddur than twice baked patooties.
DO NOT WANT box cuddl.
No fartin’ in teh boks!
*sniff sniff*
Awww dude!
Wut’d ai jes say?
Cheez man, lite uh match will ya?
Dutch oven boks. DO NAWT WANT!
Kitteh farts is alwayz SBD.
Smellz liek gushifuds.
Oar kibble.
*cawshus sniff* Smel wurse dan.
Bawx is still taoster warm, kittehs frum miles arawnd are kwik to mobe in..
Umm…i thinks this is fire hazerd.
awwz itz soo cute i lovez it