
nao you no goes aneewares wif out me
kittehz awlwayz liek 2 go ebberywhere wif der hoominz.
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nao you no goes aneewares wif out me
kittehz awlwayz liek 2 go ebberywhere wif der hoominz.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: AngieV
We aer inseparubble
congarats annie! happy tie
Thx princessmu – it’s awlmost a GMTA 2! Shall we go to teh tye booteek to sillibrate?
oh yes!
*taeks annie by da paw and skips off tew da booteek*
ah hoep u has fun at da cheese meet tonight!
Thx, Ai aer berry eggsited abowt it!
Hai there ebreewun.
Luvlee TY, annipuss an Princess Mu.
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This wud bee a grate addishun in teh accessoriees department at teh Ty Boo Teek. Teh verree height ov fashun.
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annipuss, ai do heop yoo haz a grate taim tonite. It shud bee verree interesting an we ar awl a bit jellus, to say teh leest!
O yes Annie u b habbin a fyne ole neez up n tells us ala abawt it. we prowmice nawt to laff at der fotograffs
*hoeps annipuss nawt spotting cwossed fingurs behin bak*
Ai keap behynd teh kamera!
*slips a second camera into teh hands of teh purrson behind annipuss*
ooooh, dunt be a spoilsport, annipuss!!!!!1!! Ai wud sow lubz 2 C U! U can has pickshure of me, 2, if u likes. *luks pleedingly at annipuss*
OT. Ai haz putted a pikchoor uv me awn mai profiel. Iffn u aer feline berry strawng, u can haz a lukk.
Sillee Anni, yu r teh byootimus matoor ladee! Yup, aifinkso.
Oh yesh a definite kareer in frontz of kamera fur u yung ladee
Mai granfafer wuz a purrfeshunul fotograffer, so Ai haz had mai foto taeked moar offen dan Ai haz had hawt dinnerz!
LOL!!!11!!!! But ai agreez wif AfriCat, u luk wunnerful! Ai wud adopt u as mai grancat ennytyme u feel in needz of a grandkitteh …
or gran-ter-pillar, as teh cayse may be.
Isn’t that s’posed to be at the hip?
Kitteh cudn’t reech rownd teh hip!
*lukz down at self* Oh.
I resemble dat remark.
Ai wuz finkin uv mai hips! Ai haz a well rownded purrsunalitee awlso!
Wut? Ai iz in shaype! Round IZ a shaype! *ai also resemble dat remark ab00t hips*
we am attached!
armed but nawt dangerous
lol, rodney!
could also be.
Armed and langourous
oh thats even bettur!
Thanks
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ohai csmall! lawng tyme no c. I hope u r doing well
forgive my ignorance but what does Quote: langourous
Un)Quote mean?
langourous meenz lolling around or lounging around sloooly and sometimz seductively.
Langourous sounds similar to Dangerous…
so Armed and Dangerous, becomes Armed and Langourous… (as per Phat Cat’s definition)
and the kitteh is just lolling (not LoLing) around, with an arm.
is that beating a dead horse enough?
IFfn u ignoarez teh pointy ends …
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Teh kitteh lukks az iffn he haz awlmost gotted an oppozubul thum – him’z a polydaktyl!
Dat kitty he is speshal he has two mainee thingers.
iz kyoot! Gud fing last tiem ai splorted tey boff dukkeee taped nda STPLED teh CHRG too meh hed. Dun fink iz oin any were butt ai miet lukz a littal weird in skool……
Ohai Plasticat, aie helpded you a liddle earlier on the hoomun imitayshun pikture, u shud be feelin bedder soon
{{{Plasticat}}}
O yesh fanx ai wasn’t awn to see meh get rescued ai gaveaftur liek tree hours n had too go to bed…. Guess ai shoulda wayted furteen hours sted of tree
Ahhhh the steem poweded CCC mai nawt be as fazt asa normull CCC but it gets ther inna end
hey, watch it!
(get it?)
heh! like a watch awn a wrist hehehe!
Mai kittehs being moar akurat about fud-tiem n bed-tiem tahn any watch oar clok awn teh planit.
Super-akurat watch reminding yu uv importint tiems uv day! Alarms prugres frum sooving purr tu demanding yell tu pointy-enz.
heh! dat is sew troooo!
Gud wun, haflbeest!!
An hai! hao ar yoo doing?
An luk – down below. Cweenmj haz poasted teh cheezpeepl map. There iz still NO WUN in Switzerland awn teh map!! Yoo cud bee teh furst! Yoo cud eben shout “furst” when yoo get there an no wun wud care!!
AHEM!!!! PWEEZE Swiss cheezpeeps, cum out of teh lurker’s coarner nao!!1!! Teh byootimus cheezmap will NAWT be complete wifout u. It simply is NAWT possiblol dat nawt a singlol soul in awl of Switzerlands reeds dis. Pweeze? Pritty pweeze? Ai can’t invite u to join in Swiss German, but bitte, bitte meldet euch doch bei der Königin cweenmj und lasst euch auf die tolle Karte setzen! Vielleicht bekommen wir ja ein Drei-Länder-Cheezmet mit AU/D/CH zusammen? Das wäre ganz toll! Och büdde …. *flehentliche Blicke*
Upfi, did u notiss wii haz peepz in deh Nedderlands and Austria and Norfway and Sweeden and Finland!! I haz a happee!!! *dans dans dans*
YAY!!!1!! Ai has tried to befriend teh Dutch purrson, but so far no confurmashun of mai rekwest. Ai wud lubz to write a bit of Dutch 2 her… *sigh*
But yes, teh Juropean map luks quiet populayted nao. In sum spots at leest. Dere seems being a concentrashun of cheezpeeps in TTI. Nao ai wunners wy dat being …
wot time is et then?
…must be naptime
Aie habs mai hoomun rite were aie wants her… unner mai pawz
Awwwwwwww! LOL!
Nao ai has earwurm … “unner mai fumb, dere’s a purrson …” *sigh*
*hums happily along*
y i want 2 go anywer wifout kitteh anywai?
eggzactly, dose cyoot liddle pink pawsies n dat liddle pinkie nose…. shud nebber be leff on their own…
Dat kitteh lubs hers youmun soooo muuuuch she be smiling aitinkso
Gud fing ai’m wairin sunglasses oar ai wud probably splort…….
*wanders in, yawning*
*sees pikshur*
*ayes get wyde*
*cheks fur teh CHRG, n adds eggstra dukky taype*
*luks at pikshur*
*adds moar dukky taype awl ober hed*
Ai luk lyk teh invisbul man, egsept ai nawt being a man, n him nawt yuse raynbow dukky taype, but ai saif!
So cyoot n cuddly n having tehm hyooj paws wif fumbs lyk mai Loki n, n, EBRYFING.
Ai wants joolry lyk taht! Iz gowld wif catz-aye gems!
It keep ur wrist warm dat fur sure!
kitteh iz a clingon!
awn the starbord arm
awn the starbord arm
awn the starbord arm, jim
Nawt scrayping tehm awf, Jim!!!
Resistuns is cyoot-ile.
Brillyunt, Fleep!!
Fur enewun hoo duzn’t know teh ref – WUN vershun (there ar moar!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqbDZU&feature=related
ohai and gud morning JCH4K
fanks Janet! I has never seen that. and I calls my self a ST fan.
Yoo’r welcom, leea-b!
*whispurrs* ai’ve bin a giunt ST fan fur a verreee lont taim, too – an ai dint know it until ai cayme heer to ICHC. Where awl teh fans ov ST ar! Ai think it wuz Paws4Thot hoo showed it to mee furst – but ai’m nawt shur.
Dammit, ahm a doktor nawt a kitteh remoober!
*snorgle snorgle*
‘skuze mai doktor butz can aie gets dis kitteh on prescription plz? An maek it a repeat one!
hai
Ohai!
Ohai a.d.dkitteh
Hab u come to joyne the fun plaize
My wut an attractive handbag you have thare! Iz dat New?
Aie do hoep there NAWT be matchin shuuze!
Cheezpeepz Map haz a gnu feechur! To making deh map a liddle more user frendlee, I haz started consolidating deh peepz in sum uv deh states. So far only Texas and Georgia hav ben consolidated. Y Texus ad Jorja?? Y not?
And u may notiss dat u not b in eggzactlee deh same spot if u got moooved from deh main map tu a sekkundary wun. Sry. If u not happy wif ware u landed wen I pikinged u up bai deh skruff uv deh neck and dropping u in2 deh new state map, let mii noez and I will adjust ur lokayshun akkordinglee.
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wunst deh map gotted ober 200 peepz, it splitted dem into 2 pages adn if u lukkinged at page wun, u wud not b seeing deh markerz for deh peepz on page 2. Dis ment if wuz wanting tu see hoo wuz in a certain area, u wud not notissing deh peeps hiding on page 2.
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Now u will seeing a single green “push-pin” marker for a state, and wen u klikz on it, it will listing deh peeps in dat state, adn haveing a klikkablol link to a map uv just deh peepz in dat state.
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Sadly, u will not seeing deh namez uv awl deh peepz in dat state in deh list on dhe main map. U nuu dere wud hav to b a trade off.
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But i think dis will beeing deh best solushun in deh loooooong term. I will werking on it agin tunite. I haz a bizzy tuday bisiting wif deh granbabeh.
Taht sounding lyk gud orgnaizashun stratejee, mai cween. Can having elebenty tymes az menny cheezpeeps awn teh map nao!
Thx PK.
I fergottinged deh link. *sigh* tu eerlee tu thinking
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Ai wuz just gonna say!! WHAT ar yoo doing up so urlee???
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D’yoo want sum cawfee???
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*glub glub spishy splash*
Crreem or shugar?? Spenda maybee???
Oh, Thank u Janet!! *Takes steemee mug. Adds plennee a kreem and ahugur.* sip sip sip. Aaahhhhh. Dat b gud stuff!!
I showerd and dresst now. sip sip sip. feeling maor bedder awlla time. seip sip sip. Awlmost human now!
Evlushunaree scale (feelyne verjun):
goggie -> cheezburger nawt dun yet) -> hyoomin -> cheezpeeps (speshul speeshees uv hyoomin) -> kitteh
Instant hoomin – jest add cawfee!!!!
Here, have a muffin wif ur cawfee. *hands cweenmj a tray of sordid muffins*
mmmmm. thx. I lub deh sordid muffinz. Dis wun b habbing chokklit chipz. nom nom nom nomnom nom nomnomnomnom.
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OK, i b reddy to take on deh toddler now. Him haz lotsa NRGz. Adn smartz. He b noeing awl deh ledderz adn numberz. Him b only 2 and a haf!! I b deh prowd gramma. Duz it show??
Itts teh gramma’s jawb to be teh prowd and tell peeps about grankidlets – yer awn teh jawb, aifinkso. (An that is pritty yung to no all that!)
As if i kud resist snorguling dat adorable boi!!
Youze been wurkin so hard on dis lubberly map da cheezepeeps r shirley lukee to hab ur magistee as awer cween.
Ai iz in Lodnon, Ingerland, can I be onz cheezmap???
*sings kitteh-duet wif enthusiazm but slitely off-key*
#9835 Wherever I go, I noes HE goes!
Wherever I go, I noes SHE goes! #9835
Wherever I go, whutever I do, weer gonna go throo this to-GETH-er! #9835
*starts to do a littel soft-paw dantz*
Hey, those wuz sposeta be liddel mewsikkal notes!
Heer yoo go! Just taek waht yo needz.
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Testing, testing. *cut an paste*
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#9835 ????
Nope, duzzn’t werk awn teh Mac. Fur mee, cut n’payste iz teh best way.
Is mah humin, U no can haz
Tihs arm, at leest, cauze it feeds me.
Yur arm. It awl belong to mee.
But how can it opuning deh gushifudz wif a kitteh attachinged tu it??
Wif diffikultee.
it findz wai or feelz kitteh pointy endz. Aie fink dis hoomun lerns to bei ambedecksrose inna hurri
is it yust me or are these kittys like a virus evryone now talks like them in comments people or yea things speak english and the real version
all ur handz r belong to meh!! oh and, include teh shoulderz too plz kthx?
Ohai Hashim, naice tew seein u. Hoep u keepin wel an skool nawt wanting too much ob ur brayne
Salaam Hashim … itz still too urly here for clever thots. Maybe after some tee.
Ohai Maggersuverhoomun adn Phillipe!!
skool iz bery harsh… *sigh*
too…much…homework…
u must hab figured et out since i waznt cumming here….
Kitteh uses ekstrah toesies to hold arm tighter.
tihs kitteh no be orinj…tihs kitteh be BLON!
ai knows – hims looks jus laik mai ELI kitteh…hims named 4 fat preest in teh Biblol.
Monorail Cat
training area
my cat does this too. i call it “the kitten mitten.”
tha kyoot.
hai sumtyme i juss be lurken on da treadz. but i juss wannid tew sai tew ANNIPUSS wens i sawded ur picksher dis moarnin it maided my hart shwell ups SOOOOOO berry big! u r deffynitly wunderfull laydee wif big hartz tew lub all ob da kittehs, fank yews.
SPLORT on teh butterscotchee SWEEETNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wudden driim uv it, Qtii!
*ECHOES PLOBES’ COMMINT*
*SPLORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Teh kitteh is poli – polly- polehda— Teh kitteh haz 2 mny toes!
I got *ur* paw
Armkitteh kyuter than any tattoo.
dis…dis cyootness… SPLORT.
Bestest Hows Arr-est Brayslet EVAR!!!!
How adorable!!!!! Thats so cute it makes me wanna cry!
i’ve woken up in this position before… made me late for school…