Comments on: lolware removal tool v1.0

By: angelicdirt

angelicdirt — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:16:59 +0000

Kitteh don ned buk to know dat, silleh… |3

By: nanie

nanie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:25:22 +0000

that is funny

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:49:38 +0000

I am prowd 2 sez dat I am frends 2 teh famus eyedoc! YAY!!!!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:15:16 +0000

Oh mai Ceiling Cat!!!!! Dija notise tihs lol wuz dun nbai teh famouse eyedoc???
Congrats to U eyedoc!!! Well dun! *dansdansdans* Yaaaaay!

By: überRegenbogen

überRegenbogen — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:42:16 +0000

It’s the dreaded kitty.ferret worm!

By: LyP

LyP — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:19:05 +0000

Verry verry handy pro seed yur, gremlin! Yu must bee a teknikal righter!

By: LyP

LyP — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:17:15 +0000

mark teh pointy endz!

By: LyP

LyP — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:16:33 +0000

ohai, sweetpea!

obviously, ai am nawt so grate at keeping up with awl of this. Ai have hads bizzy, and elebenty projeks at wurk tu du nawt sekkund.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:41:44 +0000

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.

Did you get a virus?
No…
Did you get 400,000 viruses?
Yes…. ……very yes?

I still hold that malware creation is free speech.. Survival of the Fittest and all that.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:53:06 +0000

Please not to be exercising the COMAs.

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:58:37 +0000

floppy disk-KAT!!

By: upfi

upfi — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:44:00 +0000

orinj master’s bed
privvy
quartier latin in Paris
ridiculously small kitchen
s…

By: upfi

upfi — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:41:54 +0000

Yesh, dat was me, trying to eggs plain to teh purrson who dint noez lolspeak why ur revjoo was byootimus and abserlutely correckt.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:06:00 +0000

“i am a stoopy yelling at teh stoopies, while doin a stoopy”
…
perfeckt bumper stikker… kan ai has wun to go awn mai invisibull kar?

By: Chaikhe

Chaikhe — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:03:33 +0000

Can has extra cheezburger to gives this wun six voats?

By: PsychoticPenguin

PsychoticPenguin — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:27:10 +0000

Awwww- it cute… but it looks drugged! Actually… my cats get like that too.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:15:46 +0000

No meanies ur jurks aloud.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:15:23 +0000

Hear, hear!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:14:54 +0000

wide between teh eerz sowns bowt rite….*snurt*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:14:11 +0000

awwwwwwwwwwww

*hart duz a littlol thump*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:00:52 +0000

ruh roh.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:55:25 +0000

Do I has a malware?
“Very Yes”

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:49:29 +0000

LOLspeak is for teh FUN!! No reel rools… Jus spelzum lye u feelzum. . Az long as U plai nise iz the onliest rool heer!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:41:17 +0000

truu, truu. wut deh dawn kee sez….She b wide btween her eerz…….. no. wait dat not sownd rite….. she b wize byond her yeerz…ya dat bedderer

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:37:28 +0000

Ai lubs you, Dawn Key.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:31:33 +0000

DEAR NOOBS:

You silly gais.

Dere rnt no bownd rules on LOLSPEAK!!!

teh byooty is it r all personal and induhvidjooul!!!

Ebbreh buddy’s is diffrunt! Dat’s wutt make it awe sum!

e.g.: I like teh way MJ not using all teh verbs…it r distinctib!

And ittehbittehkitteh gotted meh likin use to “i finkso”…

ennywai…all u noo peepuls dat say so self effasingly and charmingly,
“mah lolspeek not good”….I tells u…it r wunnurmuss!!!

Doo it cuz it feels good! talk teh way tat makes u has a warm fuzzy
!!!

U kin say fings dis wai u juss cant say normally. Try it! It r addiktib!

Juss talk frum ur ebburlubbin-kittehtum-schnorgglin-hart……

an den u……………

R DOIN IT RITE!!!

um…sincerely urs,
teh donkey

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:21:20 +0000

Da SHADOW doo!!!

(runs, feeling like a Shirley commenter)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:19:26 +0000

Oh, Gurrrrruuullll…I no JUST wutt u meen.

Dat are known as teh….Haughty Hypocrisy Hat.

I find dat I putts it on freqwentlee.

I find mahself gettin seereeusllee annoyed ebreeday, a millyun TIMES a day.
SInce I r a curriur, I drive all day, and in Callyfurneeya??? Dere are teh
stoopies ebbreeware. (does no wun know wut right of way meens anymoar?)

I gets soooooo mad at dem. Den I turns arown an duz stoopies mahself.

Oh, ment to doo dat.

Gots too continyooally remind myself I am a stoopy yelling at teh stoopies
wile doin a stoopy.

*sigh*

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:11:49 +0000

Eye, purr son lee, like happee hour bedder dan morning… Jes sayin’…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:10:54 +0000

*snerk*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:10:07 +0000

yesh…dat idea…shtinks…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:09:46 +0000

*toot* *toot* *toot*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:08:00 +0000

Uv coarse, itz awlwaiz happee howr sumware, tew!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:05:00 +0000

sumtimes we has too toot owr own horns a tinee bit.

*halps nightshayde toot teh horn*

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:01:40 +0000

U has birfday???? Oh, noez!! I has missed annuder!! Happy Birfday, Cratz!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:40:09 +0000

Datz a bery gud poynt (wiffowt endz), Aahz.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:40:07 +0000

slayed teh rake! Ta Daa!!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:38:55 +0000

linen clawzit
multee-purrpuss room
next-door-nayburz howse
o…

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:36:32 +0000

Oh, fanks berry muches.

Feels bedder nao.

Jes can’t nawt look at da pitcher.

Da zeebas iz gud tho.

Fanks agin.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:35:02 +0000

Itz awlwaiz morning SUMWARE.

By: cratz

cratz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:30:43 +0000

Y, fank you, cheshirekittehkat! How nice of you to notice!

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:04:40 +0000

Oh Halps. A splorts!

*openz unsplorty manual to page lebenty

1. Sweepity sweepity braynez into liddle pile. X
2. rinsity braynez in sparklee waddurs (i no habs any I can lemmingy icey tea)
3. scoops dem bak into brayne cabity x
4. tapety tapety hed togedder x
5. put on CHRG(wp) wif prop..er spinny fings x
6. Wraps in floofy blankit. x
7. offrz chawklit zeebras with sprinkles and lemmingy tea.

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:55:27 +0000

*pokes tuxedo cat heat from under blannkie* Tank u, tkk!

By: Plasticat

Plasticat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:55:06 +0000

Ai can’t find teh “Any” Key!!!!!!

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:52:05 +0000

sudo apt-get purge lolware

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:46:55 +0000

Smilol

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:43:40 +0000

Photographic proof, ladies and gents, that kittehs has no bones.

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:42:51 +0000

I think the pololarity of the keyboard must have something to do with the sense of humor of the user. Some users have none, so there’s not much lolarity in their keyboards, either.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:41:30 +0000

I has homes for 2 alreaddy I fink.
*schmoo*
has a gud vacashun!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:41:30 +0000

Ah haz turbble wif #6 an #8.

Jes WUN snorgle? A lilluh wun?

Ooops, splort.