lolware removal tool v1.0

lolware removal tool v1.0 (manual version)
maek sur 2 remove da kitteh saflee.
picture: Kira Miyuki. lol caption: eyedoc
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lolware removal tool v1.0 (manual version)
maek sur 2 remove da kitteh saflee.
picture: Kira Miyuki. lol caption: eyedoc
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
nawt so grate, akshully
Congo-Rats on Nawt Second!
oh, fankies Michelle
.
awltho, ai has a Ty wib… * lukks down fred * … sweetpea adn leeza-b!
wib Prysm, BF473, Princessmini (oar new cheezfrend & MUH) nawt far behind!
eep! …) & MUH - mai poor typee skills, let me show yu dem!
bud ai lykes teh way yU tawlks!!! (i meen skweeks)
Well dun GP an Sweet Pea and Leeza-b - hmmm dat rimes…. awff to the ty bootike wib u
fankies! sommedy else wanna dwive? ai still has teh taranshula bytes onna mai paws
Awww pour GP hab a pint ob snaykebite - dat will cure wot ails you… on sekund fawts hab dis jar ob transhula bite creem. Hops on teh back of my bouncing noon kitteh n we soon be dere
dat be moon kitteh…
if it b noon u nawt be seeing here
* lukks atta bouncing noon kitteh in byootimuss ah-maza-a-mint adn clibs awn
* falls off inbidibul NOON kitteh adn hops onna majikal MOON kitteh
sew srry ’bout bytes! Wii can danse teh Tarentella 4 U?
(bad joke)
Haow CUDSHII???
dis be da bestest softwear ebbah!
so why remoob it? i dunno, humans be stoopy sumtiems…
But… but… I need to post a comment on ICHC!
you needz to get cher prioriteas straight, young man.
*Looks in the mirror*
Oh! You’re right!
*Straightens his priorities*
ummm, you mist a spot.
*spritzes seltzer on spot*
*ack seed entlee sprayz teh maus all ober*
there dat shud dew it.
Um… thanks. I usually take my shower in the morning, though…
but itz nawt dinnertaim yet, so itz still morning!
…
an sweetpea- yu mist a spawt too- *sprays seltzer*
Itz awlwaiz morning SUMWARE.
Uv coarse, itz awlwaiz happee howr sumware, tew!
Eye, purr son lee, like happee hour bedder dan morning… Jes sayin’…
Oh mai Ceiling Cat!!!!! Dija notise tihs lol wuz dun nbai teh famouse eyedoc???
Congrats to U eyedoc!!! Well dun! *dansdansdans* Yaaaaay!
Hoomanz bii stoopy almoas awl teh tyme. Eksept thoaz whu lurve kittoonz. Thoaz ar SMART hoomanz.
Kitteh buys his own buk: Hoomans fur dummies.
knot “hoomans R dummies”?
FTW!
don’t forgets to reattach dongle.
No sees dongle. Wear izzit?
did we lose that agin?!?
hoo had it last?
Ifinkso you did!
ruh roh.
can’t we get a noo one from Hamazon?
You guys work that out. I gots to go. TTFN!
*airkiss*
has a good dae stoarmink da cassel…
sweetpea u has a b0rg conneckshun rite?
I’m SHURE they cud get us one..
my b0rg tecknowledgee is breaking doon adn needs upgraed/may tenants becuz i canna find COOKIE’SHUMAN.
wrings hans. whereowhere is cookie’s human…sob
my emoshun chip is mal funk shunning, alsew.
oh noes!
maybee u shud regenerayte for a wiles.
{{{{sweetpea}}}}
*goze oh beedy ently to kargo bay elebenty*
Yus, yu hooks yurselb upto teh green litening fingy an feelz betturr soon, k?
speekin ob Hamazon, fanks 4 yore positif botes 2 my ICHC book revooo!! an 4 nsce comit frum upfi (sp?) frum Jermanee!!! (sum naugt funnkee volkes boted aginst mii–yU can still bote! My ratings winted up, and I hass a happeh! Maybee I mayke tawp 1000 yet!)
Yesh, dat was me, trying to eggs plain to teh purrson who dint noez lolspeak why ur revjoo was byootimus and abserlutely correckt.
@@@@@, tawp notch leeza-b!
LOLZORZ
kon-grates, jenny–whut B a ZORZ? a drink? a dansey? Wii can partee noa?
Maek shur tu run daylee.
N follow all instrukshuns.
Hay, ur hands r cold!!
Please click “STOP” before removing devices
taht device alreddy luks pretty stoppd to me.
yus, definitely in sleep mode
ah, but data still corrups ifn removed in sleep mode!
spy ware u haz it
Yesh, ai doo hav spine. Y u ax?
Yess, but where yu haz it? *snerk*
hmmmmmm aie be karful how i answers dis…….
I hab spy ware in the
attic
basement
ceeling
dungeon
elevator
f…..