Freeloader
Freeloader You has one!
dis kitteh rly lieks da indoorz.
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U iz doin it rite!
Ohai annipuss! Conga ratz onna nawt sekkund. Wud u liek a peppermint patty?
Thx, Ai fink Ai’ll pass on dat – Ai haz had mai nite tiem chokklit an bikkie awlreddee.
* watches rats do conga…
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{{Anni}} hao was teh big cheezmeet?
Yah! Hao wuzzit, Anni????
Eet wuz berry LOWD! Dere waz abowt 150 peepl an dey had 2 showt to heer demselbz abuv teh muzak. Ai fink dey wuz mostlee lurkerz. Cheezburger noed mai naem an him taked mai foto (an Ai taeked himz) We cud drink az mutch az we wantid an dey serbed mini chezzburgerz. Wen Ai said thxbai 2 Cheezburger, him kisst me Bai!
O M CC! Yu meeted TEH Cheezburger???
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* faints
GP haz a faints.
I wakes GP.
*unrapz da stinkee cheez and holds it unner GPs whiskas
I hoep dat werkz, seltzer bottle awmost empity.
Wowzerz!!! U teh lukky ladee. Glad tu c yu made it safely bak home.
Yiss, Ai wuz berry brabe an catched teh bus bofe waiz!
*nods hed knowinklee*
bon travail, anni. i has a skeered of riding buses & taxiez by my lonesome aftah dork. (aftah dark, too.)
Bad Anni! Yoo were sposed to taek a taxi hoem!! Glad ur saf n sownd.
Fanks fur teh deetales. Ai has a jellus!
Ai got bussis praktiklee dore 2 dore, soe kwyte saef – lotsa peepl abowt an Ai waz hoem b4 ten pm
Hooray Annipuss! wish ai cud hav been der.
Enny udder cheezpeeps reportin in frum teh ubermeet?
Ai ownlee tawked 2 wun persun hoo Ai had seen poastin – ebbriwun els Ai sed Ohai 2 wuz a lurker an moast uv teh naemsz awn teh list uv peepl hoo sed dey wud be dere waz noo 2 me.
Ai fotted dat, tuu, Annipuss. Still, iffen tehy hadz a guud tiem, mebee teyh start postin insted of juss lurkkin wunce tehy fine owt dat cheezpeeps ar reely nice in purrsun.
Oh Anni!! How grate tath yoo had such gud taim. An ov CORSE yoo were treeted laik a cebrittee – yoo AR!! And yoo AR a power-poaster.
An gotted yiur pitcher taken.
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An yoo gotted KISSED bai the Grate Burger in de Skye!!
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It just sounds laik so much fun!! But . . .you ar fay mouse!! Becuz ai’m shur teh lurkers (prollee they ar capshuners, too), we dont know teher naymes, altho aill bet they ar reelee awl verree funnee an nice.
Taht’s rite Anni…wut Janet said!! We R sew prowd 2 haz u repre.. repri… talk to teh big cheez az owr own POWER POSTER!! Fanks!! Wish we cud haz bin dere too!! Maybee next time…
Yay, wut Janet said! Eggs actly!1!!!! Ai is sow proud dat u went and represented us. Pity 4 teh noize, though. Ai likes 2 be ablol 2 talk normully. But still, wot a grate nite out!!!1! And ai is happitail ab00t ur safe return. Ai is glad eben though u tooked teh bus becos it means u felt safe and dat is a gud way 2 feel ab00t wun’s neighbarhood. FANKS 4 teh report, annipuss! And ai hope sum of teh lurkers who went will also tell us wot dey saw and whom dey tarked to (shouted at, most problolably).
ooh, taht wuz very brayv!! i iz prowd ob yoo.
{{{annipuss}}}
Dey cawld me a “Power Poster”!
OOooooo. U haz deh super powers???
adn a secwet dent i tee?
problee.. there awn sale at teh tybootteek dis week.
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duz nebuddy noe iffn gibbo iz hierin noo tybooteek sales and moichendice klerks?
Aifinkso her wuz a selbritee eben befor teh cheezmeet!
Kewl Annipuss! Eye iz sew happi fur u! Sownds lyke sew much phun!
I has a jellus.
WOW.
How awsum!!!!!!!
WAW! U soooo lukee! Ai m jelluz. Gud 4 u 2 b kissed bai bai THE Cheezburger! Thx 4 storee. Kthxbai!
Lee
I’z full
Ohai Goosie we haz a tye!
Luks liek mai uncle charlie…
Dere’z wun in ebbree fambly!
O hai anni…Ai is naw liek a widdle fairy what flies in an sais o hai on occassion. Ai misses awl teh fun happie cheezpeeps!
Ohai MB, gud 2 see u!
Dat’s how I been feeline lately…
*pickshures donkey on cowch wif goldin shooz onna hassok..cold bevridge anna remote .. inna pink fuzzee baf robe* :snerk:
:SNERK IS RIGHT: Ai rilly wud liak 2 see taht!
Wii misses U2, MB! Wii iz less wivout U.
DK… duz u really has an uncle charlie?
So do I!
ai is one!
Sacré bleu!
Cordon Bleu?
Blue string liek teh Clangerz haz puddin maed uv.
Anni age – she is showing it tu us!
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* runsawayveryfast
Ai maek no seekrit uv mai aij, but it wuz mai sunn hoo watshed teh Clangerz!
gud fur yu! ai is ownlee won yeer offa big nummer ai donut wanna tawk about…
Ai iz less dan six munfs off 70! An Ai iz prowd uv it!
Yew luks MUCH yungur in yer abatar, anni.
Time flies lyke a narrow.. Froot flyes lyke a banana..
*snurt*
*Kumz running wif deh thundering pawz
*ga-lump, ga-lump, galump!
*kwashez in2 deh Dawnkee
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Kafleen!! I haz missinged u so muchez!
*purringz and hedbonkz
Itz a cween!!! Get in teh bublol!!!!
Hai iddd!! how u b??
Grate.. I bin lurkin a liddel.. feeline bedder after a bad code… *cof cof* Good 2 seeing U!
*handz iddd a nice hot toddy fur deh code.
Glad u b bedder.
Fanks.. Ur a mos grashus cween.. *sip sip*
Dat beminds meh…
I telld mai hubbicat I wuz only a whiskey maker.. Butt, he luvs me still..
*sorree…* I jus cant help it.. I fink itz sumfing I drank.. errr… ATE!
oh…..only a code….I r reeleeved.
I wur afraid ub teh woopy coff.
I wur skeered a littul.
Fanks 4 teh cares an conserns. Eyes feeline lawts bedder now. *dansdansdans*
* I luvs mai donkey!* Yas, eye dew!
ooooh, the par-tay we is gonna have then. oh mai yes. yew just wait and see.
Um, wun?
Dat’s fur G.P.
Huh? No spreckin diz langwage!? No Habla Espanol!!!!!!
Ai feelz leff out!!! Ai no speek Spanish!!! (or french)
Ah bonjour, Plasticat! issa lolfronsch – nawt quite lolspeak, nawt quite French but lawts of teh fun!
Oh. Gotz a weeelbarrow nda a holcaust cloak?
Ai b on a roll! Tree refrensis in ten minutes! Above: Refrens to Jeff Dunham nda refrens tu “Teh Princess Bride” nda Belo: Refrens to “Star Wars Ep. 4″ BTW deres a monstur owside meh rum kin ai has a glass a water?
4!!!!!!!!!
izzat a cheez roll?
Cowch potato, aifinkso.
r yoo shur iz cowch POTATO? Luks liek Cowch Kitteh too meh
**groan** Bad pun. Bad bad.
Oh. *sniff, sniff* Okee ai jes *sniff sniff* Hey! sumfin jes brushed pas meh leg!
Mebe eet waz jes meh imajinashun?………
Ai haz a kunfyoozed. Ai duzzint see a pun — wuddamai missin?
Ai haz a kunfyoozed, too – wut iz a freeloader??? Mai ign oar ants, let me show it u again …
A freeloader iz sumwun hoo goez throo lief taekin wat he can get wivowt payin
Dareey Qween? He needs Cweenmj!
Cweenmj can takes care of anyting, aifinkso….
’sept mebbe deh eekonomeee.
:Snerk:
URP! Plz tu be passin da Tumz ober heer.
Welcomes bak tu teh Tribble!!! Lawng thyme noe c!!!
Ohai Africat, Eye noez eye hazzent been postin much. Butt eye luk at awl de pichers ebri dai! Eye juss haz a beeg bizzi laytelee. But eye haz tew pichers onna “upcumming” fur lolcelebs!
Eye haz a beeg sad dat eye coodent go tu da DC cheezmeet. Eye rilli wanted tu meet Moe whyle she wuz heer!
Oh hai, Tribble!! I hazznt’ seeinged u inna loooong tyme. I misssinged u.
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Dis map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
Kitteh is teh buum!
Ohai Tribble! LTNS!
Ohai 4point5kittehs, eye juss hazzen’t had a tyme.
Is acktually college boi kitteh, ai fink sew…reminds meh ov manee bois ai know.
Nawt college boi. Derz no beer inna pikchur.
Dat’s cuz himz freelodin arse drank em awl!
Pssst. Teh beer iz in teh Dairy Kween cup. Hiddin. So nobuddy noez. Shhhhh. Donut tellz ennywun.
Dherez a bear inna cup!?!!?!! Cheezez twice, git in deh car!!!!
*snert*
jes checkin een da wish da cheezland a niteh niet… ai noe… ober der eet is nawt niet nao… but here eet ees…
ai fink aiz gunna dreem bowt floofeh bellies adn kyooteh pinkeh pawsis… yesh…
Gud nite siobhan. sleepee tite!
Doan lets bed buggies nom!
Tis berry naice tu c yu agin miss ‘Belle. Welcomes bak.
Ohai maryland belle! Nise to seez U! Im goin to Norfolk agin next week.. Ill blow *air kissez* an wave az I goz bai.. K?
*poutin*
so wot am eye? chopp’d livah???
Yes???? No????? Iz eye goin bye Ur howse???? Shood eye?? Cood eye???
Or, shood eye say… “Wood eye??? Wood eye??? ” :snerk:
*walks off in faek huff pretending to has wood eye*
* idans dansz up to Chopp’d Livah Grrrl…* “No, no , I ment eye wood, eye wood!!”
Hare lip!
Icy wee noes da sawm joke!
Wez ju’ teh free miska- mooska-mouskateerz!!
lessee: dere’s Aramis, the good smellin wunn (i’ll be hims/hers) , Porthos, became goggie on enterprise, and ….wot’s da otter wun?
Athos
Bless u!!
If yoo ar teh free miska- mooska-mouskateerz, then purrhaps
ai cud bee If yoo ar teh free miska- mooska-mouskateerz, then purrhaps
ai cud bee d’Artagnan??
Pleez bless mee summoar!! Lukkit that sentence!!! Hao cud that happen?? LOL!!
shure, you can be d’Artagnon. but aren’t you supposed to be Lady Dame sumbodee??
Oar – lettuce see if this werks??
OOOOOooooooo… AAaaahhhhhhhh…. Byoootifull!!! Hail to owr Dame Janet!!
Lady Dame Winter. Duz you haz a fleur de lis tatooooed on yr sholder, Janet???
mouskateer? has yu awl joyned teh nobel ranks uv Maus’ Minyuns, ink?
A man walks into a bar.
(ouch)
http://www.jokes24.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=1&Itemid=4
WARNING…mildly risque
Got any grapes????
An heer ai ar, too! This bee mai favorit!
reelee? cool!
(snurts at grapes)
got any nayles?
Just chekking. An – wai grapes???
Teh huzbin & ai boaf luv dat joek!
Chekking again! nayles??? What ar ai missing???
Wun moar chek – an then ai am dun – maybee.
hold on
I gibs u teh joke
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”
*hedesk*
Lukee kitteh, hims noe has tew werk liek Ai dew. Poopies awn werk. **grumbles** Stoopid turists, meanie boss laydee…tiem tew goes backers, befoar dey killz meh!
Freeloader. Ah haz wun, 2!
Him’s 22 powns ub lubs.
dang bud.
Bud…. Wise… Errr….. LITE!!!!!!!
U jest wayt. Nekst yeer, I haz reel jawb, I haz oan upartmint, I haz it awl. No moar parintz; baysmint. U’ll c.
Uh huh. suuuure.
As soon as teh ‘nip runz owt, an ur roomiees gitz tierd of payin ur billz,
you bees bak.
An momma woant sez it, but she bees happe u home.
Ummmm……
Iz u gonna eet dat last cheezburger?
Hmmmm?
Fer teh kid?
Ohhhhhh ok.
LOOKEE A ZOMBEH!!!!
Mmmm…. braynez.
Yesh.
Fresh an yummees from teh cyoot hedsplort cuz ya dinnit has ur hed geer awn.
Stoopy hoomin.
Aiz still holdin tite to mah CHRG frum teh last pikshur — an den frum lukkin at leeza-b’s kittehz in hur profyle.
Get in mah belleh!
Luks lyke sumone is alreddy in hiz belleh.
Luks lyke MANY sumones awreddy in hiz belleh!!
ur on a roll tonite, mekkin mee laff….
Hmmm… mus beeza full moon….
moon?
*snurt*
But I welcome this freeloader. It is pretty.
mee too. I wunts too take him home. Hee can freeload all he wunts.
U wuntz a parfait, kitteh?
parfait?? duz i hear music?
so , you offerzz da freeloader a parfait, wot am eye??? chopp’ed…
Deja vew awl over agin….
Chopp’d Livah Parfait. No offense, but … DO NAWT WANT.
:snerk: good taste, i not hazzit!
Mebbe gud tayste, but nawt gud flavr?
The Top Ten Reasons to Procrastinate:
1…
*snerk*
gigglol!!! *snerk* Bwaaahahahahahaha!!
C’est MOI!!!! LOL!
Mee too!! As a madder ov fact I …………..
Brother in law cat, ur doin it right
Freeloader kitteh is layte wif teh 5pm (PDT) pikshur!
After supper tonite I wuz finishing orf las Sundys Noo YawkTimes, I leaves the style section fer last accus its the section that I find leest innerestin, who married who, who’s wearing what, who wuz at which benefit fundrayzor, itz lyke sports pages fer wimmens. Regardlesses, there was an article about how mens wif cats make the best choice as boyfrenz an huzbands. Maked me feel lyke I been ahead ob the power curv fer yeers. Iffen you wanna look, praps dis linkee will work.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/05/fashion/05cats.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=sorry fido&st=cse&oref=slogin
wahl, duh!
I lubs a man in kitty hair… *swoon*
yah
thanx fur teh link, judson. whether kitteh, goggie or shugar glider, it’s how a person treets animals that shows their emotional capacity.
I no has freeloaders. Teh freeloaders has ME!
Do u libs in soviet union?
russian reversal FTW!
Heez a 25-pounder.
(or ai am a bounder)
An heez puttin’ on wate ebbree day.
But him nawt having spats!
awww…butt….
he’d look so CUTE in spats!
Himz mit having wite spats — just kint tell sinse himz having wite floof.
Himz mite* …
dat catz mah hiro
Freeloader…
I WUNTS ONE!!!!
O Hai, Kafleen!!! Hao iz yew dis ebening? Hao is yer boi?
SIgh
I is pretteh good.
I has a strange happy complacency. Not gettin nuffin dun. It mite not beez good. :/ I dunt unnurstand it…
mah boi? Good! He in Sheppard TX doing his Health Admin training!
Iz it stuff yew “should” do, or iz it stuff yew “hasta” do datz nawt gettin dun? Iffin itz just “shoulds,” den ai sez “donut worree abowt it — do it wen itz closer to ‘hasta.’”
walllllllllll…..
i finkso kinda bofe…
So, ‘fishullee gib yurself teh rest uv teh day off. If tehre’s nuffing taht hasta be dunned ryte NAO, tehn tayke a lil tiem off, nawt wurry about fings, n tehn tumorro yu be awl fresh n reddy n rested n relaksed.
Iz eezier tahn having teh gilt feelings when yu nawt reely getting fings dun anyway. Yu just see it az recharj tiem.
Yew is wize, Prysma.
*giglol* Yusooly when peples calling me taht, it nawt ment so nysely.
Dats grate ad vises, prysma-kitteh. Sorta like been a kitteh…belaxin inna sunbeem oar streeeeeeeetchin an plannin wut she will do —-wen she FEELS lyke doin NE fing at awl, taht is… Most stuffs will wate till shez reeeeeely reddy! Cuz…. wait 4 it…….
…… ……..wait 4 it…..
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No matter how mush U push teh envelope …. It willl still beez stationery!!!
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OMG!!!! I kraks meh up!!!!!
Ai reeded joke tu mai bf.
What meens, “plz tu reformat mai brayn nao?”
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(Him says taht tu mee awl teh tyme wehn ai beeing silleh oar reeding him fings taht make me lol, him nawt seeryus.)
Sew nise 2 be able to shair ICHC wif bf…. Manee ov owr udder halfs doan unnerstan… Nawt trollee oar nuffin… Tehy jus doan geddit!!! Oh wellz… moar 4 us!!! LOL
Him duz nawt toadallee get it, ai yusoolee having tu translayte fur him, but him haz presheeashun fur sillehness n fun n fings, n him luving teh pikshurs!
Him nebber libed wif kittehs until him met me 4 yeers ago!!!wun!!!11!! Him luving tehm muchlee nao, tho, always be fasnated bai teh fings tehy duing. Speshullee teh kitteh fizziks lyk Kitteh Grabbity n Kitteh Natomee (teh kweschun uv wevver kittehs haz bones). Ai luves showing him teh pics uv kittehs in teh weerd pozishuns!
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Oops, bed-tiem. Night night!
*heddesk!!!!elebenty!!!!!
Ohai mai cween…. Iz U okay??? Heers a nice cube.. anna cuppa blak cherrii tea wif a norinj slice innit! Good 4 heddesk hedakes…
I hasta go now… Mai shower iz cawlin mai name..*idaaans….idaaaaaaaans….*
hay, i dint get a nicekube. wot am i…?
oreo cheezkake?
woodchuk pii??
pidjin toe jam?
Wait, wut?!?! Word press eetid mai commint!! Dunno Y! Cuz it wuz….
Pidjin toe jam??? :snerk:
U gais R sew purr–fect!!! TTYL
i been doin dat furr 43 yeers.
I finkso I needs a kick in teh pants….
Duzin Tomcat Petty hav a song bai taht naem?
“Well, ahm freeeee, free-lodin”
He’sa layzee cat
Livin on mah sofa
Gotta path beet
To teh fuud boll
Luvs gushi-fuud
Crazee bowt catnip
Luvs lazers
An warm laps 2
Izza lawng dai
Sowkin up sunbeems
Dreemin ov mausies
An chooin hausplantz
An he’s freeee, free-lodin…
Sumhow he finks
He don owe me nuffin
But catfurrs n harbles
An ‘Ew-in-a-shoo’
An he’s freeee, free-lodin
OMGeeez! i loves ur vershun much moar than Tom’s classic!
such ossimniss an kreatibity!!
lub lub lub it!
*jumps up an down wiff a happy*
I’m a HUGE Petty fan!!
AWESOME!!!!!
Aim now also a jenniffuurr fan!!! Yaaay! Wunnermous!!! Brava!!!
*Bravo!! Bravo!!! *
Awsum lyrics Jenniffurr !!
I lubs teh Tomcat Petty!!
I now demand free snorgles.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by it’s cover.
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Oh, wrong website, sorry.
Ohai, Tidmum!! Iz jus rollin ober an taked a peek heer to see wuts goin on…
Didja make it to meet our great Cheezburger an haz a small libayshun????
hey!!
bring meh a sammich!!
u cant say no cauz iz a guest! *snicker snicker*
Oh hai, Hashim !!1!! Long tyme no c on ICHC! hao is teh skool doing? R u bery bisi lurning? Wot else is going on at ur plaice?
Ohai Upfi!!
iz habbin homework muchlie… i fink after eid, teh teachers be on a rage, throwing all teh homework!! *sigh*
i’ll be dropping in sometimes…
hehe dis lil Kitteh zacktlee lyke my ex boyfwiend!!!
Looks like a kitteh I could really relate to.
Tihs kittoon can com tu mai haowss an friilode ennii tyme.
LOL!I kno I hasn’t been here l8ly but I’z been busy,srsly.I’z been busy wif mai profile,com chek it ot @ :http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ceilingcatbilivr/ ! c u tere!don’t wrry ,u can add mi as a CheezFrend if u want 2!
Ai no this kitteh! Iz mah friendz cat, held him in muh armz all the tyme.
i have that remote.