Freeloader

Freeloader You has one!
dis kitteh rly lieks da indoorz.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Superpizza
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Freeloader You has one!
dis kitteh rly lieks da indoorz.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Superpizza
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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U iz doin it rite!
Ohai annipuss! Conga ratz onna nawt sekkund. Wud u liek a peppermint patty?
Thx, Ai fink Ai’ll pass on dat - Ai haz had mai nite tiem chokklit an bikkie awlreddee.
* watches rats do conga…
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{{Anni}} hao was teh big cheezmeet?
Yah! Hao wuzzit, Anni????
Eet wuz berry LOWD! Dere waz abowt 150 peepl an dey had 2 showt to heer demselbz abuv teh muzak. Ai fink dey wuz mostlee lurkerz. Cheezburger noed mai naem an him taked mai foto (an Ai taeked himz) We cud drink az mutch az we wantid an dey serbed mini chezzburgerz. Wen Ai said thxbai 2 Cheezburger, him kisst me Bai!
O M CC! Yu meeted TEH Cheezburger???
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* faints
GP haz a faints.
I wakes GP.
*unrapz da stinkee cheez and holds it unner GPs whiskas
I hoep dat werkz, seltzer bottle awmost empity.
Wowzerz!!! U teh lukky ladee. Glad tu c yu made it safely bak home.
Yiss, Ai wuz berry brabe an catched teh bus bofe waiz!
*nods hed knowinklee*
bon travail, anni. i has a skeered of riding buses & taxiez by my lonesome aftah dork. (aftah dark, too.)
Bad Anni! Yoo were sposed to taek a taxi hoem!! Glad ur saf n sownd.
Fanks fur teh deetales. Ai has a jellus!
Ai got bussis praktiklee dore 2 dore, soe kwyte saef - lotsa peepl abowt an Ai waz hoem b4 ten pm
Hooray Annipuss! wish ai cud hav been der.
Enny udder cheezpeeps reportin in frum teh ubermeet?
Ai ownlee tawked 2 wun persun hoo Ai had seen poastin - ebbriwun els Ai sed Ohai 2 wuz a lurker an moast uv teh naemsz awn teh list uv peepl hoo sed dey wud be dere waz noo 2 me.
Ai fotted dat, tuu, Annipuss. Still, iffen tehy hadz a guud tiem, mebee teyh start postin insted of juss lurkkin wunce tehy fine owt dat cheezpeeps ar reely nice in purrsun.
Oh Anni!! How grate tath yoo had such gud taim. An ov CORSE yoo were treeted laik a cebrittee - yoo AR!! And yoo AR a power-poaster.
An gotted yiur pitcher taken.
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An yoo gotted KISSED bai the Grate Burger in de Skye!!
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It just sounds laik so much fun!! But . . .you ar fay mouse!! Becuz ai’m shur teh lurkers (prollee they ar capshuners, too), we dont know teher naymes, altho aill bet they ar reelee awl verree funnee an nice.
Taht’s rite Anni…wut Janet said!! We R sew prowd 2 haz u repre.. repri… talk to teh big cheez az owr own POWER POSTER!! Fanks!! Wish we cud haz bin dere too!! Maybee next time…
ooh, taht wuz very brayv!! i iz prowd ob yoo.
{{{annipuss}}}
Dey cawld me a “Power Poster”!
OOooooo. U haz deh super powers???
adn a secwet dent i tee?
problee.. there awn sale at teh tybootteek dis week.
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duz nebuddy noe iffn gibbo iz hierin noo tybooteek sales and moichendice klerks?
Aifinkso her wuz a selbritee eben befor teh cheezmeet!
Kewl Annipuss! Eye iz sew happi fur u! Sownds lyke sew much phun!
I has a jellus.
WOW.
How awsum!!!!!!!
WAW! U soooo lukee! Ai m jelluz. Gud 4 u 2 b kissed bai bai THE Cheezburger! Thx 4 storee. Kthxbai!
Lee
I’z full
Ohai Goosie we haz a tye!
Luks liek mai uncle charlie…
Dere’z wun in ebbree fambly!
O hai anni…Ai is naw liek a widdle fairy what flies in an sais o hai on occassion. Ai misses awl teh fun happie cheezpeeps!
Ohai MB, gud 2 see u!
Dat’s how I been feeline lately…
*pickshures donkey on cowch wif goldin shooz onna hassok..cold bevridge anna remote .. inna pink fuzzee baf robe* :snerk:
:SNERK IS RIGHT: Ai rilly wud liak 2 see taht!
Wii misses U2, MB! Wii iz less wivout U.
ai is one!
Sacré bleu!
Cordon Bleu?
Blue string liek teh Clangerz haz puddin maed uv.
Anni age - she is showing it tu us!
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* runsawayveryfast
Ai maek no seekrit uv mai aij, but it wuz mai sunn hoo watshed teh Clangerz!
gud fur yu! ai is ownlee won yeer offa big nummer ai donut wanna tawk about…
Ai iz less dan six munfs off 70! An Ai iz prowd uv it!
Yew luks MUCH yungur in yer abatar, anni.
Time flies lyke a narrow.. Froot flyes lyke a banana..
*snurt*
*Kumz running wif deh thundering pawz
*ga-lump, ga-lump, galump!
*kwashez in2 deh Dawnkee
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Kafleen!! I haz missinged u so muchez!
*purringz and hedbonkz
Itz a cween!!! Get in teh bublol!!!!
Hai iddd!! how u b??
Grate.. I bin lurkin a liddel.. feeline bedder after a bad code… *cof cof* Good 2 seeing U!
*handz iddd a nice hot toddy fur deh code.
Glad u b bedder.
Fanks.. Ur a mos grashus cween.. *sip sip*
Dat beminds meh…
I telld mai hubbicat I wuz only a whiskey maker.. Butt, he luvs me still..
*sorree…* I jus cant help it.. I fink itz sumfing I drank.. errr… ATE!
oh…..only a code….I r reeleeved.
I wur afraid ub teh woopy coff.
I wur skeered a littul.
Fanks 4 teh cares an conserns. Eyes feeline lawts bedder now. *dansdansdans*
* I luvs mai donkey!* Yas, eye dew!
ooooh, the par-tay we is gonna have then. oh mai yes. yew just wait and see.
Um, wun?
Dat’s fur G.P.