No need book, I ’splain…
No need book, I ’splain… YOU make ME cheez burger
dis book mite b halpful 4 u 2.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
i aer a nexpurt
on bofe Da Catz adn da dummeez!
No: she is.
D’yoo know teh passwerd??
due to securitee prollems wif Shirley66 we chanjed it to “grrrls rule, boyz drool” but don’t tell nobodee!
Gud. It’ll just bee ar liddle sekret!!
Ai gots to run nao. Going twerk!! At ar Democratic Office downtown! Doodee cawls.
a sekret?……* hopes there won’t B a de-briefin today*
*WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNNK!*
*Maus drives up in the new Newcueler 4WD Self-Propelled Double-Wide Debriefing Buggy*
Oh boy! We haven’t had a debriefing in a while!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… Peacock feathers… Check!
Comfy chair…Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Duck Tape… Check!
*QUACK!*
Sorry Mrs. Duck. I’ll give it back in a little bit…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lard… Check!
Salad Tongs… Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here it is! The 50-gallon drum of Industrial Strength Debriefing Fluid…
OK, Kayjoy, you ready?!
This
is going to be excruciatingwon’t hurt a bit…*Lowers The Cone of Silences*
*scraaaatch ow! bonk tappity hey! ding pop crackle*
There! All done!
Hey LCB! Check out these “briefs”!
*tiny whisper* i was told that less is moar n that beige is teh new black…
ouch
Nebber say dat wurd!!!! Neberr!!!! Aaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Shirley?
Noe… *whispurrs* d.e.b.r.i.e.f. - runs away fast ———-
Neber say Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!! ?
Din u jest say it?
or did u meen Neber!!!! Neber say neber? Nao aie is confuzzeled
Gud furyu, an ai hoapz yu getz plentii uv gushifudz. Teh BESTUST kyndz.
AND in teh winnerz sirkul -
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Teh lufflee sweetpea
Teh Mitee Maus
Teh Klerver Karen
Teh maginficent Princess Mu
Teh awesum annipuss
Mee, JanetCahHas4Kittehs
ANDTeh brave AfriCat
Ai’m off to teh TY Boo Teek. Ai think ai’ll get wun ov those noo arm accessories.
Teh PY stawl haz fresh peech cobbler, too. Enewun want to com??? 
And teh conga rats ar in fyne form today! We haz a duzzin uv them. Nao, fur yor ennertaynmint plezhur, teh conga rats duz a chorus lyne!
*Kik to teh left, kik to teh rite*
i can has peech cobbler, i luves peech cobbler.
Nawt many peecheses in CKP (Cold Kitteh Plais) so nawt manee cobblers.
oh an i can has tehm to sellebraite - i finisheded mai novell!!
Confettiiiiiii
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a novel? srsly? congarashulamashuns big time.
Oh Cimbacat, dat’s bery eksiting n wunnderful!!!!!!11!
Wut’s it abowt?
Wantz. WANTZ!!! Whaii yu havtu menshun piich cobblurz???
Ai haz a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Fanks fur teh komplimunt but it wusnt mee, it wus AliCat
You Dummy!
GMTA Maus!! hahaha
Yesh! It’s great to be great, isn’t it?
Ai feelz teh honurz
Hay Maus! After u leeved yesterday, peeps was ackshully volunteering to be debriefed! U might wanna go back and look and start setting up appertments.
Kayjoy (above) looks like she’s interested. I’ll get the Cart…
*scratches hed*
I can’t figure out if we’re doing something right or something rong. But with all the debriefing fees we’ll be able to affort teh whitewall tires with spinny hupcabs 4 teh cart!
And a boblol-headed kitteh in the back, too?!!
If current debriefing trends continue, mabye.
However, I remain firmly dedset against teh fuzzy twelve-sided dice for teh reer view mirror.
I’m actually not sure we even needs teh mirror. After a debriefing, the reers are pretty easy to see.
Agreed. Actually, we should probably cover it up…
I did such a good job on Kayjoy (above) that she’s wandering around here and doesn’t even know it. How about that! Stealth Debriefings!
ninja?….what ninja? it’s strangely chilly nao.
I think you meant commando…
*singing*
Some of us go commando, our undies abducted
Teh guy on teh cart said they’d have to come off…
Six hundred shots of cold debriefing fluid,
They made us hold objects, like lard bowls and tongs…
Twenny syded dys. Burple. Wif sparklee nummers.
Taht’z rite, u dummee
sew simpul!
Simplicity itself!! *snerk ‘n gigglol*
*tries to suppress old home-eck nitemares*
Oh!! Ai know!! ai know!!! LOL!!
luckily, it’s nawt in Vogue anymore…
What, nobody eets tuna-noodle kasserole ennymoar? At mah skool whole gennyrayshuns uv wimmins lerned hao to mayk it in home ek klass!
toona noodle kasserole…. blargh.
You obviously haven’t tasted mine. It is most nommy…
*gets lil notebook out*
resipea, plz to can has?
No has atwerks. I’ll post it on CheezFrenz tomorrow. K?
*podurrs*
prolly has homemade pasta, gote cheez frum Crete, and toona caught by hadn (no nets, izza guud fing foar da dophlins) and lessee, wot else…
Acidolpholus Milk
Baby Peas
Chayote
D…
Delicate seeaonings (tarragon? herbes fines?)
Elegantly prepared ingrediments
Faux french accent
G…
Grated onion
Herbes de Provence (you were close)
Ingredients, secret
Jujubees (just kidding)
K…
All tuna ate resippee (wot maus Duznt put in hiz)
Big can o cheep tuna
Cheez Whiz
Dram 0 cod libber oil
Evaporated milk
French onions frum a can
Ginormuss can o Cream o mushrroom soop
H…
‘Cept now it’s called “Family and Consumer Sciences”. Sheesh!
What????? REELEE!! LOL!! NOooo. Cud they bee that silleh???