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No need book, I ’splain…



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No need book, I ’splain… YOU make ME cheez burger

dis book mite b halpful 4 u 2.

picture: CARLA. lol caption: lolnatalie

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  1. sweetpea says:

    i aer a nexpurt

  2. Karen says:

    Taht’z rite, u dummee

  3. annipuss says:

    Ai nom cheezburger. Eezee

  4. Frum mai mouf to yur eerz. . .

  5. AliCat says:

    RITE NAO, DUMMI.

  6. bluesfan473 says:

    Iz nawt ur fawlt. Uz onlee hooman. Ai uze lil wordz. U cuk naow!

  7. dacatwizard says:

    sooo simul no needz buk

  8. leeza-b says:

    *poof*
    ur a cheezburger

  9. AllyBally says:

    U gibs ME cheezburger… den U nawt feelz MAI poynty enz!

  10. rhsb says:

    Teh onlee rool hoomins need ifn tehy r gonna lib wif a kitteh:

    Teh kitteh iz teh boss. Teh hoomin iz teh slave.

    End ov storee.

  11. If yu needing buk tu splaning tihs, tehn yu IZ a dummy. It wurks lyk tihs:
    Yu provyding me wif ebryfing ai need n want, n ai being teh nawt-sekkund pryoritee in yur lyk, n yu will always let me having any chair, cowch, pillol, or ovver spot ai want
    Ai giving yu cyootness when ai in teh muud, ketch yur myce n bugs if tehy luk interesting, n give yu reezon fur being awn teh planit.
    .
    (teh manijmint wishes tu add, tihs be fur teh funny, n kittehs reelly gives hyoooj luvs n fings… also freats, cauze mai kitteh Loki mading me add taht) :lol:

  12. I CAN HAS UR TENSIONS, PLZ?
     
    On behalf of my phlonquais G.P. and my own self, u guise is all invitified to teh Most Fantabulous Fashun Event of teh Year (As Far As U Know).
     
    Come see YNGs model the noo FCHRG(wdoi), Hunnert Dollar Towels, and teh Cheezmap Blanket, all at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre and Loller Rink!
     
    There will be shampers, stinky cheez, stinky sellebrities, paparazzis, hangers-on, wax-on, wax-off, red carpets and a hole bunch of surprizes!
     
    “When, LCB? When is all this fabulosity taking place?” u axe.
     
    It’s on teh 2nd pic of teh day, Catwalkurday, Octobrr 11. It’s early in teh for us US peeps but we can mabye stays up all nite teh nite befoar. It also gibs us time to do our errants and stuff. I eggspect that teh festivities will goes on for a while.
     
    Thats:
     4am Cheeztime
     7am Pacific
     8am Mountain
     9am Central
    10am Eastern
     3pm in TTI
      4pm in teh rest of Yerp
     
    We’ll prolly start wif teh red carpet arrivals, so u can come and tell us what, or who, or when u are waring. Then we’ll move on to teh drinking, eating, catwalks, catfights, drinking, eating, and some et cetera. Join us when u can and don’t forget to look fabulous!

  13. annipuss says:

    Ai haz 2 go naow 2 get reddee 2 go 2 teh Big Cheezmeet! Ai’ll tell u awl abowt it wen Ai get bakk. Bai!

  14. Happy Nom Kipper, evrybuddy*:

    http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2235310

    * I knoes is vry srs and sollem day IRL. Teh idear came from my boyfrent, who is authorized to make teh joke.

  15. Princessmini says:

    Hai eberywun, iz noo an wants say hai, so *hai!*
    Dis be teh lubbliest, frendyest place i eber bin, aifinkso. Uz awl so so lubly to eberywun it maeks me wants to snorgle uz awl an iz awlways close to teh splort wen i reads teh commints!

  16. added to my blogroll

    keep it up !

  17. * weeek week week… etc. (yu noes teh rest)
    .
    uff… ai has had teh horriblol dai :-(
    .
    Hao arr teh fromageamis todai?

  18. KCTailkinker says:

    CHEEZBURGER. WANTS!!! Bery, bery hard dai heer at werks. *kitteh collapseses inna heep onna chare* *starts wimpering, cryin, wailin, showts uv payne* O, nobuddy noes da trubble ai seen! Happee Nom Kippur to awl mai frens hoo sillybrate it. Luvs 2 awl mai cheezfrens. *kitteh rallies to pick herself up* *grabs chare, sees herself inna mirrerer* AAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!! *kitteh goes runnin, screemin owta da front dore uv da bilding ware she werks wabing her floofy paws inna ayr* (nao rememberers, dis is a niec, quiet nayborhud where nuffin happens.)

  19. KCTailkinker says:

    Ai needs a chokliat MARTOONIE!!!!1!

  20. *pour pour pour mix mix mix shakey shakey*
    *Glub glub glub*
    .
    Here u goez 1 gallon glass ob choklait martoonie.
    Wib a cherreh

  21. NoahBeans says:

    Oops…must leffed muh mnners in teh otver brtches! Iz NoahBeans frum Kin-tucky…land whar eberbuddies dna iz same!

  22. Julien says:

    I wrote that book…and my picture ain’t even on it!!! I will go on hunger strike and die lying on this book if a new edition isn’t printed!!!!!

    http://mylifeiscrap.com

  23. jmuhj says:

    Talk tu teh MANE.

  24. JAJEH says:

    A foo mohr tings u’ll habta hab:

    Available lap anewhares an anietiemz ai wantz
    Basket nise an kleen an kozy
    Clean litturbowks at awl tiemz
    D….

  25. Daown kwilt foar me tuu sleap awn
    Eggselent guushyfuud
    Foam rubbre toi mowsies
    Grate guushyfuud galore

  26. catalogical humor says:

    “Cats for Dummies…”
    Hyoomin, I kan onlee assume tihs is YOUR book…

  27. irishottie08 says:

    who needz ahs manual?!!!111?

    not meh!

    u go 2z bk noa.

    *death glare*

  28. my girlfriend says:

    U sayin i don no how to be a cat?

  29. nomcheeznom says:

    lolz u tellz dat hoomin whos bos

  30. nomcheeznom says:

    lolz dat iz hilarios u tell dat hoominhos bos

  31. nomcheeznom says:

    lolz dat iz hilarios u tell dat hoomin hos bos

  32. Sara Keisler says:

    Kitteh only aks fur one ting.



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