No need book, I ’splain…
No need book, I ’splain… YOU make ME cheez burger
dis book mite b halpful 4 u 2.
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i aer a nexpurt
on bofe Da Catz adn da dummeez!
No: she is.
D’yoo know teh passwerd??
due to securitee prollems wif Shirley66 we chanjed it to “grrrls rule, boyz drool” but don’t tell nobodee!
Gud. It’ll just bee ar liddle sekret!!
Ai gots to run nao. Going twerk!! At ar Democratic Office downtown! Doodee cawls.
a sekret?……* hopes there won’t B a de-briefin today*
*WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNNK!*
*Maus drives up in the new Newcueler 4WD Self-Propelled Double-Wide Debriefing Buggy*
Oh boy! We haven’t had a debriefing in a while!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… Peacock feathers… Check!
Comfy chair…Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Duck Tape… Check!
*QUACK!*
Sorry Mrs. Duck. I’ll give it back in a little bit…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lard… Check!
Salad Tongs… Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here it is! The 50-gallon drum of Industrial Strength Debriefing Fluid…
OK, Kayjoy, you ready?!
This
is going to be excruciatingwon’t hurt a bit…*Lowers The Cone of Silences*
*scraaaatch ow! bonk tappity hey! ding pop crackle*
There! All done!
Hey LCB! Check out these “briefs”!
*tiny whisper* i was told that less is moar n that beige is teh new black…
ouch
Nebber say dat wurd!!!! Neberr!!!! Aaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Shirley?
Noe… *whispurrs* d.e.b.r.i.e.f. – runs away fast ———-
Neber say Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!! ?
Din u jest say it?
or did u meen Neber!!!! Neber say neber? Nao aie is confuzzeled
Gud furyu, an ai hoapz yu getz plentii uv gushifudz. Teh BESTUST kyndz.
AND in teh winnerz sirkul –
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Teh lufflee sweetpea
Teh Mitee Maus
Teh Klerver Karen
Teh maginficent Princess Mu
Teh awesum annipuss
Mee, JanetCahHas4Kittehs
ANDTeh brave AfriCat
Ai’m off to teh TY Boo Teek. Ai think ai’ll get wun ov those noo arm accessories.
Teh PY stawl haz fresh peech cobbler, too. Enewun want to com??? 
And teh conga rats ar in fyne form today! We haz a duzzin uv them. Nao, fur yor ennertaynmint plezhur, teh conga rats duz a chorus lyne!
*Kik to teh left, kik to teh rite*
i can has peech cobbler, i luves peech cobbler.
Nawt many peecheses in CKP (Cold Kitteh Plais) so nawt manee cobblers.
oh an i can has tehm to sellebraite – i finisheded mai novell!!
Confettiiiiiii
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a novel? srsly? congarashulamashuns big time.
Oh Cimbacat, dat’s bery eksiting n wunnderful!!!!!!11!
Wut’s it abowt?
Iz historykally drama. Meduturranian 1500 b.c (befur Cat)
Greek myfologee Lots of snorgles n luv.
sort of
liek
lol
nawt eezy tu xplain in lolcat.
Wantz. WANTZ!!! Whaii yu havtu menshun piich cobblurz???
Ai haz a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Fanks fur teh komplimunt but it wusnt mee, it wus AliCat
ow grohse i rilly rilly rilly lhuv th i kitteh!
You Dummy!
GMTA Maus!! hahaha
Yesh! It’s great to be great, isn’t it?
Ai feelz teh honurz
Hay Maus! After u leeved yesterday, peeps was ackshully volunteering to be debriefed! U might wanna go back and look and start setting up appertments.
Kayjoy (above) looks like she’s interested. I’ll get the Cart…
*scratches hed*
I can’t figure out if we’re doing something right or something rong. But with all the debriefing fees we’ll be able to affort teh whitewall tires with spinny hupcabs 4 teh cart!
And a boblol-headed kitteh in the back, too?!!
If current debriefing trends continue, mabye.
However, I remain firmly dedset against teh fuzzy twelve-sided dice for teh reer view mirror.
I’m actually not sure we even needs teh mirror. After a debriefing, the reers are pretty easy to see.
Agreed. Actually, we should probably cover it up…
I did such a good job on Kayjoy (above) that she’s wandering around here and doesn’t even know it. How about that! Stealth Debriefings!
ninja?….what ninja? it’s strangely chilly nao.
I think you meant commando…
*singing*
Some of us go commando, our undies abducted
Teh guy on teh cart said they’d have to come off…
Six hundred shots of cold debriefing fluid,
They made us hold objects, like lard bowls and tongs…
Twenny syded dys. Burple. Wif sparklee nummers.
Fuzzy dyce? Reer vyew meerors?
Yoo pimpin teh Maus’s ryde?
De Debreef-Mobile is a low rider? Ah, but kan it do teh hop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owam9Hbs-y0&feature=related
Taht’z rite, u dummee
sew simpul!
Simplicity itself!! *snerk ‘n gigglol*
*tries to suppress old home-eck nitemares*
Oh!! Ai know!! ai know!!! LOL!!
luckily, it’s nawt in Vogue anymore…
What, nobody eets tuna-noodle kasserole ennymoar? At mah skool whole gennyrayshuns uv wimmins lerned hao to mayk it in home ek klass!
toona noodle kasserole…. blargh.
You obviously haven’t tasted mine. It is most nommy…
*gets lil notebook out*
resipea, plz to can has?
No has atwerks. I’ll post it on CheezFrenz tomorrow. K?
okay, but i prolly won’t see it fr a while. i no haz bin to cheezfrenz in mini moononz …*ponders* wundre wot my passwerd is…
*podurrs*
prolly has homemade pasta, gote cheez frum Crete, and toona caught by hadn (no nets, izza guud fing foar da dophlins) and lessee, wot else…
Acidolpholus Milk
Baby Peas
Chayote
D…
Delicate seeaonings (tarragon? herbes fines?)
Elegantly prepared ingrediments
Faux french accent
G…
Grated onion
Herbes de Provence (you were close)
Ingredients, secret
Jujubees (just kidding)
K…
All tuna ate resippee (wot maus Duznt put in hiz)
Big can o cheep tuna
Cheez Whiz
Dram 0 cod libber oil
Evaporated milk
French onions frum a can
Ginormuss can o Cream o mushrroom soop
H…
Humungus pieces o floof
Incredibly cheap past date storebrandnoodlesmadeinChina
Jack cheese food product
K…
Korms frum can or in freezermator too long
Last weeks leftovers
Mayonayz
N…
Kittehs
Lolruses, any parts uv!
Miksed spyces frum sumwhere neber herd uv
N…
Nasturtium seeds for bitamin C
Opossum offal
Pumpernikcel bred
Quince jelee
Restaurant packages o sugars
S…
Sweet peas! oh noes!
Teasel for fiber
Underwood Debilled Hamz
Veritaserum
W…
Watermeloln rind, pikkled
Xtremely hot Rocoto frum Pru
Yellow snow
Zookiniz dat has growed tooooooo big
‘Cept now it’s called “Family and Consumer Sciences”. Sheesh!
What????? REELEE!! LOL!! NOooo. Cud they bee that silleh???
consoomer scienses?
U need a class for that now??
consoomer sciences??? yew kant fool mei – dat shoppin init?
*runs awai skreeming frum pain in teh purze*
Ai tooks a consoomer ed klass bak in hi skool. Day tawt us abowt the monies–how tu balans da chekbuk n how much hauses cost n stuff liek dat. It wus boring but yoosful nformayshun.
“Famblee an Konsoomre Syensens 4 Dummies!!!” Aifinkso!!!!!
Wud sell Elebenty gajillion copeis.
Ai nom cheezburger. Eezee
Frum mai mouf to yur eerz. . .
…adn 2 yur kookin’ fingz.
an den from ur hands tew my mouff!
…its the circle of life.
RITE NAO, DUMMI.
Iz nawt ur fawlt. Uz onlee hooman. Ai uze lil wordz. U cuk naow!
sooo simul no needz buk
*poof*
ur a cheezburger
FTW!
haha, leeza-b!
wud u like me to make u something?
*innosent luk*
Maek mi a kitteh!!! Dey has teh hardist lyfes…
*poof*
ur a floofy calico kitteh!!
oh noes.. wut have I done?
Now rhsb will has too much powers!
Minyun power and kitteh power 2…
Suddenlee ai has teh urdj 2 get mai belleh rubbed.
Enny bolunteerz?
*rubs rhsb’s belleh*
Who am ai to be denyin a kitteh hur belleh-rub?
Aaaahhh….fanks, nightshayde.
Nao ai needz 2 go find mi a sunspot an taek a nap.
**rhsb goes luukin 4 sunspot**
*Sinister chuckling is heard in the distance*
R u behind this EM?
Cud I b a minyun and not know it???
Oh… it’s very possible… :wicked:
I don’t have all the smileys memorized…
or maybe my residyooal gudness iz corrupting ur ebilness…
*luks at kittehs awl ober bed, sleeping, whyle ai wurking awn stuffs*
Oh, so berry berry hard…
BRAVA!!!!!!
U gibs ME cheezburger… den U nawt feelz MAI poynty enz!
an den bring me a maus rolled in nipz
kthx
Otay.
**goes luukin 4 Maus**
MAUS!!! MAUS!!!
Kin u c’meer a minnit?
Whassup?
Wud u roll in tihs……tihs……tihs Oregano 4 mi?
**snickers 2 self**
*Sniffs the “oregano”*
Smells like mint to me. Are you up to something? Maybe you need the services of my ebil brother…
No, ai makin a prezzie 4 mai fren, two_kittehs an it rekwyres u 2 roll in tihs minty oregano.
**nudjis Maus closur an closur 2 teh pyle**
Ah, but you see, I am allergic to oregano. Sorry. In fact, it’s starting to bother me now.
*Gets out the Zippo and sets fire to the “oregano”*
*FWOOOMPH!*
Hmmmm. That doesn’t smell like burning oregano!
What is that stuff! I think you need to be debriefed!
Oh noez ai dont!
**runz away frum Maus**
Teh onlee rool hoomins need ifn tehy r gonna lib wif a kitteh:
Teh kitteh iz teh boss. Teh hoomin iz teh slave.
End ov storee.
So it wuz an so it awlwaiz shall bee.
“Sew shall it b ritten, sew shall it b dun.”
maik it sew, numbah wun
4 mai Ttrekky frenz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwQyiQ2eZUI
Your name isn’t Yul, is it?
Whai yesh it iz. Whai u axk?
Good to meet you. I’m Charlie…
Forever an ever, amen!
GMTA
Just tuk me lawnger tu typing mien!
If yu needing buk tu splaning tihs, tehn yu IZ a dummy. It wurks lyk tihs:
Yu provyding me wif ebryfing ai need n want, n ai being teh nawt-sekkund pryoritee in yur lyk, n yu will always let me having any chair, cowch, pillol, or ovver spot ai want
Ai giving yu cyootness when ai in teh muud, ketch yur myce n bugs if tehy luk interesting, n give yu reezon fur being awn teh planit.
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(teh manijmint wishes tu add, tihs be fur teh funny, n kittehs reelly gives hyoooj luvs n fings… also freats, cauze mai kitteh Loki mading me add taht)
and of course, you doo deez fings win I the feline in charj, wantz dem. prefurrably at Free in da moaning.
*nod grayvelee* Uv coarse.
U gibes me ebryfing I want an I gibes U frugal displayz of affekshun
deal?
I CAN HAS UR TENSIONS, PLZ?
On behalf of my phlonquais G.P. and my own self, u guise is all invitified to teh Most Fantabulous Fashun Event of teh Year (As Far As U Know).
Come see YNGs model the noo FCHRG(wdoi), Hunnert Dollar Towels, and teh Cheezmap Blanket, all at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre and Loller Rink!
There will be shampers, stinky cheez, stinky sellebrities, paparazzis, hangers-on, wax-on, wax-off, red carpets and a hole bunch of surprizes!
“When, LCB? When is all this fabulosity taking place?” u axe.
It’s on teh 2nd pic of teh day, Catwalkurday, Octobrr 11. It’s early in teh for us US peeps but we can mabye stays up all nite teh nite befoar. It also gibs us time to do our errants and stuff. I eggspect that teh festivities will goes on for a while.
Thats:
4am Cheeztime
7am Pacific
8am Mountain
9am Central
10am Eastern
3pm in TTI
4pm in teh rest of Yerp
We’ll prolly start wif teh red carpet arrivals, so u can come and tell us what, or who, or when u are waring. Then we’ll move on to teh drinking, eating, catwalks, catfights, drinking, eating, and some et cetera. Join us when u can and don’t forget to look fabulous!
U can has awl mai tenshuns.
Wehre u want teh truk 2 drop tehm awf?
Oooh! Oooh! We cud start a tenshun collekshun serbice! Go round wif weelbaro n say, “Gib us yur tenshuns! Gib us yur tenshuns!*
N tehn we cud selling teh tenshuns tu, um, peeples taht build suspenshun brijes, n moosishuns fur tehr strings, n fings!
That’s jeenyus, that is!
Ummmm. . .shudn’t it bee
“Bring out yur tenshuns!! Bring out yur tenshuns! ?????
I’m not tense yet!
I’m nawt kwite tense.
Aie hab a igloo tent and a fotune teller tent…..
Aie can see mei being tew tents in der future
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*headesk*
yah, now you’re torqueing.
*heddesk*
i will try to com! dis weekend iz teh Big Ebree-Two-Yeerz Big Meeting Owt ob Town in the Middle ob Nowher for my hubby’s wurk. spooses haz to go so ebreewun knows yoo haz Supportib Spoose. so teh wurkerz go to lots ob meetings an tehr iz nuffin for teh Supportib Spooses to do. ’sept play glof (wich i dont), shop for artsy-fartsy fings in teh village (wich i kant afford an dont want lots ob artsy-fartsy fings taht needs to be dusted anyway), or gets mashed fud rubbed all ober me at teh spa. i’d ravver eet teh fud, kthxdontlikestrangersrubbingmashedfudallovermeick. but ifinkso teh roomz haz interwebz akkses, so we will take my hubby’s laptop an i will try to make it to teh fashun show an model teh fabyoolus hunnert-dollar twoel i botted frum LCB’s store.
Oooh! U can cover teh fashun show and do live reports from teh spa and interview peeps who has mashed fuds all over them.
Thx for riting a review, BTW!
yor welkom!
heerz a prevyoo frum teh spa, teh “margarita lime salt retreet” (i am not making dis up; dis iz frum teh spa broshure taht camed wif the stuffs abowt teh Big Meeting) (translamated into lolspeek for yor convenyience): “a lemming/lime frangrus beez infyoozed wif see salt to exflo-exfilo – getss teh ded sells offa yor skin. teh nachrual acids frum teh froot combined wif grape seed oyl leeves yor skin revitalized an moysturizded.” if yoo buy teh pakkij, it comes wif a compill – colipm – free margarita.
Dat sownds a-peel-lin… ai had a salt-jinjur rub wen ai had mah nawt-sekkund eber pedicure earlier dis yeer & it waz full uv win & awsum.
Meh likey teh margaritas, too.
Ai dunno abowt teh exfoleayshun fing.
Ai has sum showur sope dat has teh skrubbee beeds innit an it feelz lyk ai’m washin wif sope an sand.
Did. nawt. lyk.
if a YNNG was doing teh rubbing n if teh mashed fud was olive oil, wood this make teh week-end moar pleasant, lunarmommy?
wel, i dont know. i haz pursunal-spayse ishoos. if teh olive oyl wuz on lotsa pasta wif feta cheez, kalolamata lolives, an grilled chikkin i culd go for taht.
prioritieez, i haz tehm
oh, an tell teh YNNSG (yung neerly-naked serving guy), dont forget teh artychoke harts.
lunch thyme!
Ai haz 2 go naow 2 get reddee 2 go 2 teh Big Cheezmeet! Ai’ll tell u awl abowt it wen Ai get bakk. Bai!
o dat’s rite! can’t wait to hear!!
Represent, Anni!
*hi 5’s Anni*
OH annipuss!! DOOOO hav a gud taim!!! Ai will ber thinking ov yoo. ai ar thiniing of yoo rite nao!!
has fun annipuss and tell us all bout it tomorrowz
Bai!
ooh! haz fun! taht iz so eggsiting, i iz so glad yoo desided to go!!
Lukee lukee Annipus. Aie hoeps teh cheezpeeps hab berry big pawkets for byin the drinkies
Happy Nom Kipper, evrybuddy*:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2235310
* I knoes is vry srs and sollem day IRL. Teh idear came from my boyfrent, who is authorized to make teh joke.
I c ur boyfrend haz a scents of hoomer too!
That’s front-page wurthy, LCB!
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Scents of hoomer is VRY impoartant quality in a boyfrent. We often comes up wif teh same funny line at teh same time, even if we has both skipped over teh obvious joke and gone to teh sekkond, moar free-associating level.
ah…sole mates!
tehre’s sumfing fishy about that …
…whale, there’s a time nom a plaice for eberyfing…
(and yash, i noes dat whales not rilly be fisshees; i used my creyatib license)
aifinsko LCB has pike-d a gud wun!
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*wanders off humming Salmon Chanted Evening*
Yu belongs togevver; no trout about it.
reely, reely phunny!
dat is soooo kleber well dunz LCB b/f
Kwappity Kwappity I wikes it awotz!
Hai eberywun, iz noo an wants say hai, so *hai!*
Dis be teh lubbliest, frendyest place i eber bin, aifinkso. Uz awl so so lubly to eberywun it maeks me wants to snorgle uz awl an iz awlways close to teh splort wen i reads teh commints!
O Hai, Princessmini!
Welcome 2 cheezland frum all o us cheezpeepz! u rote such a nice commint- u seem 2 B teh princess of nice! Enjoy!
Hai, n welkummings! Iz wunnerful plais tu be, wif wunnerful peeps. I iz glad yu finded us!
Ohai Princessmini welcomes to teh funnest plaize on der interwebbytubes. U jest bei in tiem to get ur hawt koture reddi fur big show on caterday
Hallo & welkum, Princessmini! Gud to be havvin yew heer.
ohai princessmini!. I’m a princess tew. we has lawts ov roiltee around heer. Like cweenmj an lady monde and dame Janet of cheezeland…. you’ll rilly like it heer.
we is not all royaltee.
sum uv us is chopp’d livah!
Awl kittehs iz royaltee… just asking tehm!
Mai kittehs insist der laz naem iz BAST, lieke de Gypshun goddess. Dey wach tuu much hissery channel, aifinkso.
Ai likes cheezpeepz
an so many roilteez!
It jus so happenz, Maggsuverhoomun, dat ai bin maekin mai awn hawt kootor for anuther star-studded ivent ai be goin to nixt week, so mai ballgowen iz reddy fur caturday!
ohai princessmini! welkom to cheezland!
Oh hai, Princessmini!!1!!! U is moast welkum to pweeze stop bai here often!!1! Kthxbai.
added to my blogroll
keep it up !
* weeek week week… etc. (yu noes teh rest)
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uff… ai has had teh horriblol dai
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Hao arr teh fromageamis todai?
bon swahr!
* LPB appears inna poof ob smoke
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ah, madame… bon swahr tu yu tuu – vous et un tres byootimuss chat noir, aifinkso… duz yu com heer offen?
oh mai, mairsee bow koo LPB!
je ne swee pah sure that je puh parlay le lolfronsch assay bien comme ca, je pahnse kuh non!
ai lets u go enjoi votre massage, wee?
umm… wee! *snerk*
Eep! ai meen, ah oui madame!
*pownses tu gib GP a hug*
{{{GP}}}
Heer, sit in teh Anti-Horriblol-Dai Reeclyning Chair, wif upholstree maed uf eggstra-eggstra floofy Cheezfrens map blankkits n err-go-nom-ik support n bilt-in heeting n massaj funkshuns.
{{Prysm}} Hai! ooo lookit teh floof… teh err-go-nom-ik support… teh heeting… TEH MASSAJ!
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* turns on vibrate funkshun ooooohhhhhh yyyyeeeaaahhh
Hey prysm hab u gots anudder one of dem anti-horriblol day chairz handee?
KCT surtanlee seemz tew need wun
Um… *rummijes around in clossit* Iz scerry in heer…
Hm, anti-stress foam brick… skellingtun, oops, what’s that duing heer?… aha, teh Mk 1 vershun uv teh chair! Nawt wif teh eggstra eggstra floofy map blankkit upholstree, iz maed uv resykled kitteh floof insted. Iz otay?
Helps mei carry it dawn teh fred, it luuks liek der mai be floof shed ifn we nawt quick…… Oh teh huge manatee
CHEEZBURGER. WANTS!!! Bery, bery hard dai heer at werks. *kitteh collapseses inna heep onna chare* *starts wimpering, cryin, wailin, showts uv payne* O, nobuddy noes da trubble ai seen! Happee Nom Kippur to awl mai frens hoo sillybrate it. Luvs 2 awl mai cheezfrens. *kitteh rallies to pick herself up* *grabs chare, sees herself inna mirrerer* AAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!! *kitteh goes runnin, screemin owta da front dore uv da bilding ware she werks wabing her floofy paws inna ayr* (nao rememberers, dis is a niec, quiet nayborhud where nuffin happens.)
Oh mai KCTailkinker aie fink wei mite hab tew eject guinesspiggeh frum the cumfy chair abuve sew u can has a relaxed
Fankies Maggsuverhoomun. *grabs GP and tries to remoove GP from the cumfy chare* Nuffin persnal, GP. NEEDS!
but but but… ai’ll set LCB onna yu – she is teh meen! ai can has scars tu prove it? aifinkso, yesh!
Here GP hab a choklait martoonie, aie made a gallon ob it dawn teh fred. U want a cherreh on dat or u preferz flake?
mmm… flayke plzthx. Otay, ai nawt set LCB onna yu nao
TankQ. U wanna a mint kitkat to goes wib teh martoonie too?
mint kitkat??? no fankies… is teh pleh! ai ownlee liek chokklit inna mini animule form, plzthx:
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Army Dillers
Bebbeh Otters
Chinchillols
Dyngos
Efalumps (awslo acksheptabubble inna cocomonut flavur)
F…
Froggies
Ginnypigs
Horsees
Igwanas
j…
Frawgs – choklait
Gorrillols – babbeh ones
Hump Bak whales (reali reali big chokies nom nom nom)
Iguanas still in a candy shell
J…
Jagwars, teh cyoot bebbeh wuns
Kanga-ruuuus
Llllamas, daili or ovverwyse
Munkees, hey hey, munkees!
N…
(Oar possbly Manatees, hyooj wuns uv coarse)
Nawt tu shed floof, plz! Iz anovver chair! See, wif resykled kitteh floof upholstree insted uv map blankkit.
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Ooof, tihs fing is hevvy! Yu iz otay, MUH?
OOOOOOoooofffff dis is heaby, r u sure teh kittehs not still awn teh floof?
Dawn ur end a bit.. lef a bit, rite a bit.
*taeks closer luk at chair, n eggstrakts a splortatiously cyoot calico kitteh*
Lessee, luks about ten weeks old, ways mebbe a pownd, so chair shud nao weight about elebenty pounds less. Heer, KCT, cud yu holding tihs kitteh plz?
phew dat better.
Hey KCT where u wannin dis Aunty Horriblol Day Chair?
Maggsuverhoomun, fankies! Ai’d luv it bai da big bay window oberluking da happee medow wif frawlicking kittehs. Plzk, fankies!
Fankies, Maggsuverhoomun! Let’s put da chare ober bai da windo dat oberluks da pretty meadow. *flops inna chare an props chin on floofy paw and stares owt da windo lawngingly* Just wut ai neededed Maggsuverhoomun. Just wut ai neededed. *kitteh sighs*
Ai needs a chokliat MARTOONIE!!!!1!
*pour pour pour mix mix mix shakey shakey*
*Glub glub glub*
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Here u goez 1 gallon glass ob choklait martoonie.
Wib a cherreh
No fergits teh whippy creemies n teh prinkles!
Oops…must leffed muh mnners in teh otver brtches! Iz NoahBeans frum Kin-tucky…land whar eberbuddies dna iz same!
Ohai Noah Beans welkomes to cheezeland hab a choklait martoonie, wib whippy creem an sprikles ifn u wants tehm
Hai! Haz a chokklit aminlol, n welkomming tu Cheezland!
Welcomes NoahBeans!!! Kin-Tucky u sez? Dat meen u iz reelated tu Colonlol Sanderrrs? Mebbe u gitz teh free Kin-tucky Flied Chikun? Mebbeee yu wants tu giv sum awai? Hmmmm?
Weeze awl reelaiyted heer in teh Kin-tuckies…..but to tell teh truuf….Popeye’s chkin izzz bet-ter.
hi noahbeans! welkom t ocheezland – hopes yoo haz fun heer!!
Welku, NoahBeans!1!!! Hope 2 read u moar often in teh future.
I wrote that book…and my picture ain’t even on it!!! I will go on hunger strike and die lying on this book if a new edition isn’t printed!!!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
Talk tu teh MANE.
LOL!!!1!!!
A foo mohr tings u’ll habta hab:
Available lap anewhares an anietiemz ai wantz
Basket nise an kleen an kozy
Clean litturbowks at awl tiemz
D….
Daown kwilt foar me tuu sleap awn
Eggselent guushyfuud
Foam rubbre toi mowsies
Grate guushyfuud galore
“Cats for Dummies…”
Hyoomin, I kan onlee assume tihs is YOUR book…
who needz ahs manual?!!!111?
not meh!
u go 2z bk noa.
*death glare*
U sayin i don no how to be a cat?
lolz u tellz dat hoomin whos bos
lolz dat iz hilarios u tell dat hoominhos bos
lolz dat iz hilarios u tell dat hoomin hos bos
Kitteh only aks fur one ting.