I don’t know what that was,
I don’t know what that was, but you’re gonna need a new one.
u mite wantz 2 git a noo wun of dese. dis iz borked.
picture: Cattails. lol caption: Winnie-Wonka
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Cost u elebenty cheezburgers.
U mite has to use teh cheezburgers to pay off teh angree manatees tho.
**YAY** {{{Winnie}}} !!!!!!!!!! @@@@@
Another *WIN* onna Front paeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** U . R . TEH . AWESIM ***
*blush* fanks!!
oh, yeah….blah blah blah…mai intellectual property…ai is startin to reely not like dat guy…
Hoo? G_M???? AI haznt lukt yet this mornin.
He’s REELY creepin me owt!
ai kunsiders it mai “job” 2 keeps an aye on him. ai hates dat he is PROWD uv teh fings he duz. pleh.
I don’t if anyone else has said this, but just thought y’all would
like to know that those are mesquite seed pods.
Devil’s claw seed, not a mesquite pod lol
yep, Devil’s Claw seeds. We haz dem.
Dems scari lukin tings… I was finkin may b kitteh haf to de
fend hisself from scari see kreatures… Gud thin kitteh kan
handel land kreatures.
Is dis bocks were u wryte the funnies messeded up for n e
ones else? Dis bocks goes ways out to rite and knot show all
wurds unless u move teh wurds arounded to see all of dem
at teh once…
Oh well, least Aye can stil posts.. FTW!
yeh, dose arnt miskeets beens, yu silly goos! i shud no, i gots levendy bijilyin arownd my howse…
almoz a elebenty-wai ty! concatsulashuns lcb for deh nawt-sekkund!
I haz twelbity cheezburgers. U cn keep teh chaynge if u aslo kill teh peskee dangly tings on teh ends of teh table runnrs. :3
Ok, u gots a deal.
U want I should make it look like a acksident?
No, no. Maek it luk liek teh goggie did it. Eben bettr!
Eye am thinkz is Debbl’s Claw plant bitz. Frum dry placz.
it had a flavah
adn nawt a gud wun, akshullee
next time more tendrilly, less stringee, ‘kays?
Like a tendriloin stake, mabye?
Do you want yours cooked Medium, or Large?
I can has it Extry Medium, Short?
is dat lyke the clairvoient drawf wut escaped from prison?
Yesh. A small medium is at large…
U guise R crackin me up?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!1!!1!!
Dis is about the best place inna werld for tossing out a strait line
Oar a curve ball…
*Throws some steaks and prawns on the Brief Disposal Furnace and BBQ Pit*
Coming right up!
doze are da oxymoron fuds, rite?
U BBQs over teh breef disposal pit??
I has an EW.
How does u want that EW cooked?
How about Misses?
I think “Slightly Irregular” would be moar appropiate.
naw, not misses. petit four.
EW be da saem az mutton, rite?
*passes over homemaed mintjelly made frum
organikally grown mint in my yard *
just ignoar dat date on da labul from da year 19elebentee. Should still be good, rite?
an embraceable ew?
one hunnert persent garunteed to bring owt da gypsee in ewe.
Ah, but just wait until you taste the food. It adds a such a je ne sais quoi…
Moar of a je ne sais pourquoi.
that flavr… I DO NOT WANT!
oooooo faux Fronsh…
Mais oui. C’était du fun yesterday, speaking le faux-franglais, n’est-ce paws?
Tray bean eat Mercy boo koo. Bon travail!
De rien. Quand mon phlonquais arrive, je lui will order to vous donner un gros bisou.
hehehe. *faux Fronsch chucklol*
Bis! a toota lure
Yesh. Jumbo shrimps.
Also Nondairy Creamer…
Business Ethics…
Holy War…
military intelligence? just going by casual observation of relatifs…
*ducks and runs*
i’m with U, sweetP!
*follows flock of dux n runz alongside*
dux an cubbers
Amtrak schedule
Banking ethics
Dry martoonie
ok, OT but mai stewdntz, midle skewl aj, tri too seerch fur “p*rn” on de innatubz but dey kaint spel (snerk) sew de seerch fur pron.
we, de teechrz en eye, sai “prawn” en we all gigglz.
O hai, dogbotherer! How u is? We hasn’t seed u in a lot of whiles.
i knoz! grad skewl iz kickin mai butt!
diz pass summer wuz kiddie lit and sum claz wif lotz of paper ritin. nao iz a klas wear ai haz tew debelop a databaz from scratch en explayn whai. izza botheration. but i lukz ebbere dai at awl de kittehs. cuz dey maikes mee smile.
der r lotz uv neu peeps heer. concats on dat!
diz plaz iz de ossim!
make that tew.
They’re Buy 2 Get 0 Free!
Ohai, Leeza!
Ai saw ur bebbehs. Teh floofy caliko bebbeh – WANT!!!!
Ai has splorted ebery tiem ai luuked at hur. U shud see teh mess heer unner teh bed.
aw… {{{[rhsb}}}}
I noo u’d liek that one.
I wish I cud give hur to u.
Mi 2.
Hur duz luuk alot lyk mai Josie did – mostlee whyte wif teh caliko tayle, an spots onner hed an bak.
Hey! Ai kno wut u kin do!
Ship hur 2 mi, an wehn hur arribes at mai howse, ai jes say “Izza gift frum CC!”
Oh, an whose tayle is hur sittin awn in teh 4th pikshur?
Dat kitteh’s purty, 2.
she wuz attacking hur momma’s tayle. It wuz so kyoot!!
If I cud, I’d sent hur thru a wormhole for u.
Howsomebber, she is still, er, not sew domesticated yet. She has a feisty! Itz cute but I needs to get her a little tamer before she can goes to a home.
Gud luk! Seh’s a kalico – der motto bees “Nebber surrender!”
Dat’z troo — I hadded uh frind wunst hoo hadded uh lawng-furrd kallykoe kitteh naymded “Lydia – Da Kat Frum Hell” I memberz wun tym win Lydia kaymded up 2 me, hedbonkt mai leg, n wyl rubbin awn mai leg herz HISSTED at me!!1! Tawk bowt uh miksted up kitteh!
Mai kalico is ob teh purr – growl – byte – purr – growl – byte purrswazhun.
At leest seh gibs us a bit ob woarning!
reely?
My Dixie girl was a caliko. She was teh SWEET but a little shy… never hissed at or skratched anyone ever!
Now my BC, Thelma.. she’s teh one my frend called ‘kitty kitty bxxxx’ b/c she wud come over, rub on u like she wanted to be petted, and tehn NAIL u when u tried! U dat, is. Not me.
To splain that better.. it went:
Here, kitty kitty.
*poyntee ends deploi*
Bxxxx!
Josie wuz part caliko an hur wuz teh sweetest kitteh eber.
Mahm’s kitteh Peggy wuz a caliko (hur’s teh wun onna cowch an inna closet in mai pikshurs) an hur wuz awl cattitood! Hur onlee lyked sertin hoomins an dat wuz it. Hur wuz littlol gurl but had beeg attitood!
oooo i likes da lil ornj wun dat luks like it be encased in tendrils!
ha! Dat’s teh oranj boi I was trying to sell u on yesterdai!
he’s in my wine rack.. but ur rite.. it DUZ look like tendrils!
hmmmm coninkydink? I think not! LOL
yah, ifi twere a lil betta in focus i mite try stealing it for an abatar or sumfink!
Whut, ur own neveu Liam’s not good enuff 4 u? There’s a couple of him rite on my profile!
izzee surrounded by faux Tendrilz?
*sliknks off to luksee*
*BUURRRRPP!*
erm, yr exkused.
Um…..Maus……u gots a littlol on ur chin…..rite dere…..
*Licks it off*
Thanks!
Yum! Even better the second time!
Ewwww…..
**rhsb walks off, gaggin an finkin hur mite hak up a hareball hurself**
Bring it up again and we’ll vote onnit.
*casts absentee ballot, runsawayfast*
Ohai, LCB.
Ai has sed dat b4 maiself! Din’t kno N E wun hoo sed it 2.
Can’t; it’s already on teh floor…
it were delishuss
Ohai, leosmom!
Hao r u an ur gorjis bebbehs?
Schatzie’s going to da hairdresser Friday. (she gets matted, even tho ai brushes her). So she won’t like me much dis weekend. Leo is fat and sassy. All floofy and blonde. Same as usual.
It ar ded now
ur neggst if doesn’t ged gooshie fud pronto
ohai 2k!
how duz it feel to be breeffless?
I doan wanna tawk bout it
Maus and LCB beware I ar coming
fur Uz
Uz mai not knoz but basement kitteh is mah fren
an herz wurkz in mysterious waiz
be fraid be very very fraid
*cues ominous musik
Ahhhh… This should be entertaining…
*Pulls up a lawn chair*
*pullz owt lawn chair just b4 ebil maus sittingz down.*
/runz awy faast
*ebil maus falls in priklee pile 0 debilz’ paws, az seen in da foto above*
ha! the good maus is flotlink, but da ebil maus be in da priklee pile!
poetik justice, eh?
tinytreachereus tendrils tap teh button fr teh trwap dore
unner da pile 0 debilz paws, sending ebil maus & LCB
into dunjun prepared by/for basemint cat & tw0_kittehz
too be continued below ↓
*Floating in the air in a sitting position*
HA! My new Anti-Grabbity Suspensors work pretty well!
Nice try, Cweeny! But you’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol’ Ebil Maus…
Although it looks like the suspensors have caused a DID flare-up. Ah, well. Back to the drawing board…
Wun fing U 4got 2 kunsidder — win U ternded awf suspensorz 2 git rid uv dat peskee DID flayr-up, grabbittee wuz ristoarded n U fawlded daown onna debble’s pawz ennywai…
ebil maus and LCB fins themselvez in a pitch blak basement
they cannot seez anyfing but the shinee glowee
eyez of the basement kitteh….
*scary musik reachez a crescendo*
basement kitteh dose deh butt wiglol of doom
and pounces on ebil maus
to be contd..
t_k, how u holding up? If u hasn’t been debriefed before, u can has some diffimaculties recovering.
Symptoms include:
Atypical responses to typical kwestions
Broken fingernails
Chilly tushie
Double hearing
E…
Excessive Splorting
Funny Smelling Hair
G…
Esstreem responz tew cowld
Forgetting deh pants
Gushifud allergy (!)
H…
Eerwurm
Freezin fannie
Grumblin
Heerin fings
Icy creem cravins
J…
Jitterz
Knowing whut letter comes next
Sensitivity to dark
M…
Juusy Froot gum addikshun
Kwikly jumping to Konklusions
Loosing yr
Marbulz
N…
Nite mares
Overloding on choklit (if dat’s pawsibul)
Putting ur pants on and feeling like somthings missing…
Rolling eyes
Singing awt lowd at werk at rong tiems
Tawking to wunself and then saying “what did u sai?” to yerself
U…
Ululating late at night
Vacant stairs
Wobbly earlobes
X…
X-creting greek olive oil
Yo-yo emotional volatilitee
zoning out during politcal debates
yes mah frenz
That was teh creepy.
Hay, mabye it would make u feel teh betterer if we debriefed teh debaters
in absentcha? We could use trolls as stand-ins.
Maus! Bring teh Debriefing Cart, Effigy Edition! And let two_kittehs work one of teh non-critical controls, ‘k? Like teh Infrequency Modulatorizer or teh Waistband Snapper.
can we use da Guy Fawkes Day tekneek? canwecanwecanwe?
Wait for it… that’s next month!
Mebbe da Wedjee Puller…
I think u mis-readed teh label. That’s a Wedgee Putter-Inner.
Whale, dat reelee depindz awn wich direkshun da foars iz beeyin aplyd adn da lowkayshun of ware dat foars iz aplyd, naow izn’t it?
Or the Lard Dispenser. OK… BRB!
*Pulls up the DC-EE*
I just got called into a meeting with The Clooless Soots. Pleh! YOu gjuys go on without me. I be back as soon as I can.
*Leaves muttering*
Maus! Oh em gee! U forgetted to set teh handbreak on teh cart! It’s careening outta control down JCH4K Boulevard!
EGGMERGENCY! EGGMERGENCY! EVERYONE PLZ TO GET FROM STREET!
*Pops in from meeting*
The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!
FTW! One of my “favorite movies that nobody knows about”!
*Back to meeting*
Noe … nawt 2 b yoozin da Lard Dispintsur dis kloas 2 uh Prezzydental lekshun — iz 2 much liek a Pork Barrel…
*In a conference room somewhere in TTD*
Clooless Soot: Mr. Maus? Are you paying attention? What will that virtual array cost?
Maus: Oh… erm… I’m getting that information for right now… I had a little trouble accessing a file…
try looking under ‘D’
Oar mebbe iz fylded undur da letter “42″
Oar hao abowt da hunnert dollar towel whipper snapper? Ai cud be da enforcer, LCB? Plz, plz, plz! kthxbai!
LCB an Maus has to see the taype McCain kitteh in himz
beloved townhall meetings wifout falling asleep
what does U fink mah frenz?
aftur watching all demz townhallz
LCB an Maus be so bored out of der mindz
that willz haz no energy to debreef unsuspekting
pooh cheezpeepz
I fink Mr. McCain needs a debreefin just fer the tape of him sayin “How about her, hheeehhh?” “Wussunt she grate, hhheeeehhh?” “didja see see hhheeehhh?”
t_k, ur taking this vry hard.
We all has sympathies 4 u, but we has all been there ourownselves. Into each Cheezlife, some undies must fall. U will soon feel moar betterer about it, knowing that u is one of many who has had teh same eggsperience. Then u can sing teh Debriefing Song:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
um.
iz there still a owttacontrol DC-EE rolling arownd out heer?
*backs off justincase*
*Pops in from meeting*
I’m gonna get in trouble, but what the heck…
♫♫♫
The cart has pulled up, the Cheezpeeps are scatt’ring…
♫♫♫
*Pulls the DC Remote Control Thingy from his pocket*
*Presses the orange button*
*BEEEP!*
*The DC-EE comes to a gentle stop*
*Maus pops back to his meeting*
Yeah, there is. Should we has a town hall meeting about it, u think?
R U gonna moderayt? Oar dew we git sum1 liek Kaytee Kurrik?
U’ve been around here long enuff to knoes that I is not known for my moderation.
*luks arownd wif a panic*
moderayts, not sew bad, but there’s no xtremists here is there?
*shivers*
mebbe a firemanz to moderate deh meeting?
an everybody gets choclits afturwards
K, den, owr nekst taown haul meatin iz gunna b extreme-ated bai LCB
(oar shood dat b extrikayted?)
Ai keeled it fer u!
wut-eber-de-hek-dat-wuz sais “blargh! aiz ded!”
Kynda luks lyk it cudda fawt back if it reelee wuntid to
It’s a mess naow
Itz ded Jim!
But… but… it’s not wearing a red shirt!
it WUZ afore kitteh gut hold uv it!
it’s life. but not as we no wit.
Dere’z Kleengawnz awn da starbored baow…
Kitteh sez her hoeps iyt wuz nawt iympoartint, becuz her eetid iyt!!
(Akshully, iyt luukes liek wuts lefted ov a stuffdt burd:) EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
Ai fink it is sum dekritib plant sead pods – it lukks vejitibul 2 me.
Wen ai wuz littlegurl in Kansas wee kalled dem tings “Debbil Klaws” cuz dey grabbity-grab around yer ankles wen we runned troo de weet feelds. Dey iz sum kinda seedy-pods, yep.
do. not. want.
that is EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wat eber it wuz, ai bettin it wuz UGH-LEE wen it wuz all togevver!
Nomen! dat wuz wun uglee lookwotdacatbrotin wumfingorothah.
um, wumfingorothah is sposed to bee sumfingorothah or wunfingoranothah. i recombinated it wrongly. i expect lollllloletc to showup pretty soon to slay me with scorching, witty, criticism any moment.
It lukks 2 me liek teh sort uv plant seed pods dat “trendee” peeplz yooz 2 stikk in bazes fur “dekerashun”. Dey aer sowld in shops dat halp peepl wiv moar munnee dan sents to get rid uv sum uv der munnee.
ai wud bee glad 2 hep dem “trendee” peepz owt wif dat porblem. Dey cahn send anee spair munnees 2 meh radder dan spendin itz awn weerd lukin dekor!
my mamee Fete would call dat somewun wif “more munnies dan cents/sense”
oh, i see you awreddy wroted dat annipuss. sowy, i misred yrs !
Dat’s otay! sumtiemz teh lolspeek confuzlez me 2!
Oh wowser! Dis mean ai kin sell these onna innerwebz an maek munies? Cattails puts on teh hikin bootz an starts werkin fer elebenty cheezburgers. Akshully ai dun liv whar these growed. Wud bee quite a hike.
Ai tryed bein a “trendee” decurater wunce, but lackin teh munees, I thot “I jess stop an pick sum weedz frum teh syde ov teh hy-wai.” Tehy wuz sum beautimus weedz, lookt ver nyce in mai “vozz.” “Lookit me, ai m Ms. Trendee onna bujjit” I sez prowdly to maiseff. Then teh inhabitents on teh beautimus weedz began to emurge in mai livvin ruum… Sum wuz cullerfull, sum lefft littul poppy-seed poops all ovar, sum had weengs, sum bilt webs; menny providid ours ov intertaynmint 4 teh kittehs.
I desided to stik wif decuratin wif kitteh-furrs insted.
ah yes, teh wunders of ecolology. made me snert my cawfee.
ur a grate writer, jenniffur!
i can reely see ur creepy-crawly livin room n pouncy kittehs…
Verreh funneh, Jenniffuurr! Sownds lyke ther wuz a hole liddel universe waytin fur yoo in that beautimus weed yoo pikt!
Kittehz sez: Mawwwwwm! Bring uz moar uv those weedz!
Yep- Ai think kitteh did u a favor.
OMG!!1! Iz mi kitteh, Leo! Onna frunt paige! I tuk teh pic tew show sumone teh Devil’s Claws thet grow owt in western Kansas. Iz a weed wif lotza pointy ends. Leo has teh pointy ends too, an he’s nawt afeerd tu use ‘em, but tehy be no match fur the Devil’z Claws. Er shud teht be Basement Cat Claws?
Oh yeah, an meny tanks tew u, Winnie-Wonka fur usin mi pic for one uf ur grate LOLs! Iz at werk naow an nawt posed tu be onna web, but tuk a kwik peek at lunch tiem an had a happitail tew see mi Leo bein famous!
con-cat-chlayshuns to 3 Catails & Winnie=Wonka. R these teh same devil’s claw that are used in arthristis meds?
I dunno if it iz teh saem or nawt. Tihs weed growz wild in Kansas. Iz sumtiems called Unicorn plant becuz teh pod haz one long pointee end before it dries owt and splitz apart liek in teh picshur.
Ai liek plantz thet bite. Teasel iz anodder fav uf mine an a wild briar called Cat’s Paw.
Hey, 3cattails, wear u frum in Kansas? I growed up dere wen I wuz a little yung kitty-lubber.
Hey, ai libbed in Western Kansas wen I growed up. Wear U lib dere? Debbil Klaws all ober de place, an tumbley-weeds.
that waz good can i haves a nuther now it look ugeee.\
Tu much uv a gud thing!! wii noaw haz over 200 peepz onna map!! so Googlee splittinged it in 2. If u don’t b seeing hoo u lukking for, going tu page 2. Unforchunitlee, deh pinz fur deh peepz on page 2 duznt showing up on deh nawt-sekkund paige. It b a thing fur mii tu thinking bowt…..i not likeing deh split map!!
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But in deh meentime, I will kuntinue tew adding peepz tew deh map.
Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. Ur blooness kin b inserted heer.
I hoping dat dis nawt my fawlt. You hadding to split muh slide show – too big and den dey start splitting the responses – too big and now the map – too big, I’se afraid I might be neks. Hey RHSB, is der any room fer me under de bed? No – too big? Figgurs.
I haz an idea uv how tu making it wurk, but rite now i haz shopping tu due. will working onna map tunite. Tumorrow u will (hoapfully) seeing deh nawt-eggzaklee-nuu, and sumwut-impruuved map.
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But doant stop sending in ur namez and lokayshunz!!! Wii b needing moar peepz!! Wii needz moar in Africa, and Souf Amurrca, adn Asha adn Yroop, and meenee states and kanukkistanian provincez haz NO PEEPZ!!! And I still b wanting sum cheezpeepz frum Auntee Arktika!!!!!
ai has an idee !!
*peeple runs for exit*
no, rly.
maybe yew cud make separate maps for teh eastern hemysphere and western. Or sumfing like that. Then the maps wud work for looking “whos bein living near East Overshoe?” or kweshuns like that. Ob course, they might have to split again layter, wen eben moar of yer frenz/loyal subjects are on the map. But it wud be better than having to jump betwen two mapps.
.
(oh yes, it wud also have teh problem of being a lawt of werk for you. Ai duzzn’t have a solushun for that).
maybee teh cween cud borrow LCB’s flonquais?
Not this week. Our fashun show is this Caturday and he’s gonna be bizzier than a cat buring a one-legged wallpaper hanger at a kicking contest.
Lol, those things are seeds actually… not ribs…. We call them devil’s claws here.
Yep…exactly what they are…there’s a very famous belly dancer that wears them in her hair…Rachel Brice.
Debil’s Claw is a wunnerful arfritis remedy. ’strooth! Fr’example:
http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1
Ohai LCB how iz Uz enjoing basement kitteh’s speshul treet
mah fren?
*Removes noise-canceling ear plugs, sight-cancelling eye covers and smell-canceling nose-helmet*
Whut’s this now? I was enjoying some time in teh Sensory Depravation Tank wif my old fren B.C.
that’s good. will you be my friend go to samijo proile pleas
Samijo, u arent bloo!
samijo, iffen u maik ur naim bloo wii cahn be invitin u 2 bee frends! cweenmj haz a helpie paige dat wil tel u haow. Udderwize, u cahn clik awn hour bloo naimz, fer moast peeps dat taiks u 2 dere ICHC porfyle & den de “add to frends” button, dat wil send a frend rekwest 2 us!
I hope diz wernt expensve; cuz yew need replazmnt…….
I HOPE HE DOESN’T GET IN TROUBLE
Woteber it wuz, it ded! Ai did it fer u! Wot? U wanned it? Well, u shuda tole meh before ai killed it! No! Am nawt buiing nu wun fer u. It wus ugly anyway! *kitteh maeks burying motion ober peeces n wawks awai*
i dunno wat dose wur but eet wuz tastee
srsly – wut ar dose tingz?
Congrats on another front pager!!!!!!!!!!
This fing krawled in frum teh garaj an I keeld it befoar it culd git to yoo. I iz gud kitteh, rite?
Bwavo. *clappity clappity*
those are actually seeds! they are shaped that way to hook onto animalz’ feetz in order to disperse…thank you botany class
HE EATD MAH BUDGIE
STOOPID KAT
TRACK HIM DOWN AN SHOOT HIM UP
Ah the Proboscidea. Or devils claw.
My cat loves these things.
dose are da most ugliest things evar. I has no cloo what dey are either. fanks for killin dem kitteh
This are the Seed-Capshulas of a semi-carnivorous (flesh-eating) plant called Devils Claw (Ibicella) or a related plant.
OOps, arent Ibicellas, are Proboscidea.
And someone wrote this before…
But we Carnivorous Plant- enthusiasts wouldnt let them lie around, we would sell them to other CP-freinds… very rare plant in germany
those seed things look like the poison headcrabs from half life 2