Comments on: Dis mah hooman imitashun

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:41:20 +0000

Ai think dat kitteh is drunkeh as a skunkeh!!!1!

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:03:38 +0000

Know wunder wii nebber Cs U NEmore! Bin missin U adn ur funninesses.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:00:08 +0000

“Lookit dat shyn!!!”
“And it taystez jess liek hoam-mayd!!!”

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:38:18 +0000

Yes. Ah wuz heer til 23:15 local awr so last nite, an 22:00 teh nite B4!! TTF dahtz obut wit fur naw!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:39:58 +0000

awww{{{{sairys}}}} sorree 2 heer dat! wii wil miss u 2!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:47:36 +0000

Fanks judson, berry kind ov yu!!!

By: sanafabich

sanafabich — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:32:45 +0000

shooz, shooz, shooz… ghey!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:22:19 +0000

{{{sairys}}}

Sowry 2 hear dat. Ai hopez u be out of trubbel soon and gets ur laptop back. Be careful, hm? We lubz to have u here, but we don’t wants u 2 be in trubbel.

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:57:25 +0000

Aie wish aie luked dat cyoot wen aie bin on der beer

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:51:13 +0000

Ohhhhhh noeeeeeeeees, West River Rat and Plasticat you been heer all nite lawn wib yur braynes all splorted..

Aie duze mai best
*Looks alla rawn at the dried brain cells*
*Getz awt the Brayn sell Rihidrayshun sqwirty boddle, fills to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
*Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
*Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills der air. Brayn sill perk up an form in to two neayt piles cleerly labled*
Okais yew tew, openz wide.
*scoopity up braynez, tuck, tuckity tuck ebry last bryne sill*
*Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrech onna bran new CHRG (wdoi)*
*Riiiiiiiiiiip extra strnf ducky tape roun an roun an roun*
*tuckity up inna an xtra fllofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
Noa here be two steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for wen u can sts up
n some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra stenff.
*tip toe awai*

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:35:44 +0000

Halps?

By: judson

judson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:10:53 +0000

Dis ebil administrator souns lyke he needs to be taught some manners. Yo gib us his name and Miel and Rosco and Grundoon and Budderscotch and Shokolade and Ratone will pay hims a visit and splain to him how to be more polite to our Sairys.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:58:07 +0000

so much to learn and so liddle time. Who knew dat Walruses had a bone der? I guess it makes sents, dey spends a lotta time in sum rilly cold water, any udder arrangement and the pshrinkage wood be unbarable.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:55:20 +0000

Fer dat matter where duz wimmens study fer the ministry, do dey go to a seminary?

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:54:18 +0000

Wuts de offical werd for teh prison system fer wimmens? Are dey also in the penal system?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:40:46 +0000

Hay, u can go to the liberry, can’t u?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:35:39 +0000

*psst* *wispurs*
Most mammals du. Iz cawled “baculum”, can haz surch fur awn wikpedya.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:34:29 +0000

oh noez, that’s too bad. but yoo must not be in trubble at skool, must do yor bestest tehr. we will still luk for yoo ebree day an hope yoo are doing gud!!
{{{{{sairys}}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:32:30 +0000

so many fings to be sed, an i’m too embarussed to say any ob tehm.
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(tehy haz BONEZ?!?!?)

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:17:51 +0000

ooh, i will try to be tehr! dis weekend iz teh lunarhubby’s wurk’s big weekend meeting for all teh lolyers, so we haz to go cawz him iz wun ob teh boss-lolyers, so i haz to go away from my pyooter. but we will take hubby’s laptop an teh hotel room kan haz interwebz akksess. so i hope i kan be tehr!! i will model teh lovly hunnert-dollar twole i botted frum LCB’s store!

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:33:41 +0000

Ohai Africat, I lefted you a commint on the dibs picture but I has copied here so yo doesn’t hasta go look. It regards the making of Cornish Pasties:
I found the recipe but nawt the video. Have this:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pocket-pies-recipe/index.html

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:04:27 +0000

Ai did a furteen howr dai todai – but Ai juss plai owy awn mai byk fur a livin so its nawt lyk a reel job!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:00:18 +0000

Ah iz doon systums support. Teh lots ob munnee huntin bit iz grate; teh elebenty our dai nawt so grate reeli.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:59:49 +0000

Paws4Thot, it’s Stupid o’clok an yu is STILL at werk?! Yikes!

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:57:22 +0000

no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:56:40 +0000

U can haz insuffishunt lite?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:53:17 +0000

Ah nawt egzpekt teh Spanish inkiwzishun!

By: glorf1ndel

glorf1ndel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:52:56 +0000

Oh – it’s I, JCH4K! Just traing a fyoo things.

By: glorf1ndel

glorf1ndel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:51:55 +0000

{{{{{sairys}}}} Ai am sorree to here that too! But – az leeza-b says, skool iz reelee improtant!
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But – if yoo can com wunc a day, that iz gud too – an when yoo ar awn vacayshun, yoo can bee heer moar offen, purrrrrrrhaps! But we will miss yoo fur shur.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:47:37 +0000

Schmoos!!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:46:13 +0000

Yash, he defnitlee beelongs in teh penal systim.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:45:14 +0000

LOlz!
Well I gotta go.. gotta go play wif kittens.
*air kiss*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:43:56 +0000

Ai’ll be cheering yoo awn, yr Whipstress!!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:43:37 +0000

oh noes… sorry to here that sairys… come by when u can!
but skool is important, too.
{{{{{{{sairys}}}}}}

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:43:33 +0000

*wispurrrs*
Halloween iz mah birfday.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:39:25 +0000

Kin ai c teh debreefin? Ai redee (but aftir dis cawmint, ai haz 2 goe 4 gittin redee 4 mai class 2dai). Haoebbur, iffn ai b debreefd, iz uh sad dai 4 teh hoal uv teh cheezland. Iz nawt purty sait.

By: Plasticat

Plasticat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:38:55 +0000

*laffs so hard falls out of chaer* Ai, heh, Ai *braeks out in uncontrollabel lafftur as climbs bakk into chair-den laffing stops.* wayte a movee?! Dats it!! Wii will shuts our oan movee on ICHC!! Umm ai will ob corse, taek teh place ob ob teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh’s newist member a young Boicat hoo gits turned to teh Dark Siid ob teh Fort by Darff Basement Cat! Ai kin see it noa……. Wayte wii needs suplies liek-fur eksample Uhh… Suplies!!

By: sairys

sairys — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:30:40 +0000

meez gots sad news, meez will nawt be cummin heer vewy much nemore… i gotz tu involved wif talkin tu yu guiz an meez got in trubble wif teh Ebil administrator uv teh skool… so they tuk away ma laptop
i will still mak cummints about once a day tho, but i will deerly miss yu guyz
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Cheezfrendz))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:30:31 +0000

mai hart pants fur yoo.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:29:39 +0000

U really needs to does a ride-along wif Maus. His techneek is something other than else.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:27:56 +0000

Otay! das mush bedder, I hadda vision I picked from watchin last week’s “Sons of Anarchy”

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:26:49 +0000

Well, we was gonna has Heck’s Angels do security, but mabye we could use u as well. U can guard teh sushi bar.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:25:34 +0000

If it meens I get to get sum hands on xperiense… do ur wurst!!

By: glorf1ndel

glorf1ndel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:25:04 +0000

They sed tehy ar U Neek in teh hole whillred.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:24:22 +0000

TOI!

(btw, ur towels is in teh mail)

By: glorf1ndel

glorf1ndel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:24:18 +0000

At leest teh mewsik is von Wolfgang Müller

By: thelionwaits

thelionwaits — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:23:05 +0000

Ai has speshul skillz, do u needz dem? Teh link 2 meh bodyguard profile iz in meh ICHC profile.

By: glorf1ndel

glorf1ndel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:15:59 +0000

Moi???

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:12:00 +0000

* takes paws4thot inna twaining room adn strappety strappety him inna chair
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nao, yu juss sit dere adn plz tri tu relax… PLZ!
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* eyes selekshun ob twaining prods…
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hmm, yesh – teh elebenty volt won will du juss fyne.
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Otay paws4thot, stai reeel still whyle ai apply tihs prod tu yur… OH NOES! LCB!!! it happended agen!
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* scampers off tu getta creem…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:10:27 +0000

Look, if I give u all teh secrets of teh trade, I’ll only have to …

DEBRIEF U!