Dis mah hooman imitashun
Dis mah hooman imitashun Dee dee dee…beer!
kittehz liek to do impreshuns of der hoominz.
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I CAN HAS UR TENSIONS, PLZ?
On behalf of my phlonquais G.P. and my own self, u guise is all invitified to teh Most Fantabulous Fashun Event of teh Year (As Far As U Know).
Come see YNGs model the noo FCHRG(wdoi), Hunnert Dollar Towels, and teh Cheezmap Blanket, all at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre and Loller Rink!
There will be shampers, stinky cheez, stinky sellebrities, paparazzis, hangers-on, wax-on, wax-off, red carpets and a hole bunch of surprizes!
“When, LCB? When is all this fabulosity taking place?” u axe.
It’s on teh 2nd pic of teh day, Catwalkurday, Octobrr 11. It’s early in teh for us US peeps but we can mabye stays up all nite teh nite befoar. It also gibs us time to do our errants and stuff. I eggspect that teh festivities will goes on for a while.
Thats:
4am Cheeztime
7am Pacific
8am Mountain
9am Central
10am Eastern
3pm in TTI
4pm in teh rest of Yerp
We’ll prolly start wif teh red carpet arrivals, so u can come and tell us what, or who, or when u are waring. Then we’ll move on to teh drinking, eating, catwalks, catfights, drinking, eating, and some et cetera. Join us when u can and don’t forget to look fabulous!
This kitteh be demonstrating good model-walk.
will dis kitteh bees in ur show?
ai will twie 2 bee der!
congrats awn jer tawp spawt LCB
So… How did the paperwork
conflagrationre-filing go?oh eet went jes gweat… awlmos liek a ballroom blitz… ownleh… steedier adn… moar beautimus adn… u noe… da yngs reeleh can… DANCE… adn wib DANCE ai meen… WOWSERS!
oh… b-4 ai furgets eet… here’s jer zippo… eet didid a honorful wurk… erm… ai meen… eet startet da wurk ap’kalyps.
Glad to be of assistance. Next time you should pour some Debriefing Fluid on your paperwork first. It
makes stuff burn twice as fasthelps speed up the re-filing process…reeleh? fan-q fur da hint… myt u - by chanc - noe were ai cud git some?
From Maus’ Debriefing Cart. But I’d be careful. You might get Debriefed…
but… but… but… iffn ai gits debriefded… ai will nawt rememmer whut ai wanted…
Well… Debriefings around here are a little different. You actually get de-briefed.
oh… … … OH! … OMCC!
da poor whirld!
Did ah jst tink waht U meenz bai “debreefed”?
At leest YOO dont hav to werree about it!! Leest, nawt when yoo ar waring yur kilt!!
Au contraire, mi amiga! We has speshul equipments on teh Debriefing Cart for just such circumstances.
STN
Can I volunteer to assist???
plzthxcanicanicanicanicanicani?
Ummm???? Doo yoo hav to Brief tehm furst???
Look, if I give u all teh secrets of teh trade, I’ll only have to …
DEBRIEF U!
TOI!
(btw, ur towels is in teh mail)
If it meens I get to get sum hands on xperiense… do ur wurst!!
U really needs to does a ride-along wif Maus. His techneek is something other than else.
Kin ai c teh debreefin? Ai redee (but aftir dis cawmint, ai haz 2 goe 4 gittin redee 4 mai class 2dai). Haoebbur, iffn ai b debreefd, iz uh sad dai 4 teh hoal uv teh cheezland. Iz nawt purty sait.
oh, Ai shur cood yuse sum uv DAT stuf arouwn heer….
der’s LAWTS uv stuf in a lolyer’s oriface dat needs….
DEBREEFINK!!
(an Ai has mai berry own Zippo, tu…!)
… a lolyer’s … oriface ???!!!!????
Lawyer joke’s incoming in 3… 2… 1…
Ai fink teh lolyers mus bee gud at teh de-breefin. Izn dat were teh expreshun “… she sued the pants off him…” camez frum?
mai, err, oar fashun show!
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Lettuce show yu it!
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* WEEEEEK weeeek weeeek *
ai hoep 2 sees ur styleh wyleh FCHRG dere awlso!
Ah, mais oui! Err… sry, donut no ware dat caym frum!
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Yesh, ai has juss taken delibbery ob elebenty hunnert “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) adn Acksheshoory Pack” awl reddy fur teh show!
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Yu has yur costume, yesh?
yesh… but aiz afwaid ai will git debriefded… iffn ai gits debriefded da costume will ownleh be… well… half… but ai cin go as beeg manatee den
soooo ai will go hied unner mai blankit adn dreem ob da gweat nu fings we will sees.
nyteh niet cheezwhirld… enjoy ur last hours ob nawt seen me debriefded ^^
nite nite {{{siobhan}}}
Mai kompleet lak ob fashun sens; let mii sho it 2 U.
DINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!11!!!1elebenty
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Wii has a winnur! - LCB, wii has a nu modell hu needs teh twaining. Ware yu want dem?
Put him in teh twaining room, of coarse. Then go to teh closet, get one of teh training prods and teech him whut he needs to know.
* takes paws4thot inna twaining room adn strappety strappety him inna chair
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nao, yu juss sit dere adn plz tri tu relax… PLZ!
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* eyes selekshun ob twaining prods…
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hmm, yesh - teh elebenty volt won will du juss fyne.
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Otay paws4thot, stai reeel still whyle ai apply tihs prod tu yur… OH NOES! LCB!!! it happended agen!
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* scampers off tu getta creem…
Ah nawt egzpekt teh Spanish inkiwzishun!
no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Paws4Thot, it’s Stupid o’clok an yu is STILL at werk?! Yikes!
Yes. Ah wuz heer til 23:15 local awr so last nite, an 22:00 teh nite B4!! TTF dahtz obut wit fur naw!!
Know wunder wii nebber Cs U NEmore! Bin missin U adn ur funninesses.
Ai has speshul skillz, do u needz dem? Teh link 2 meh bodyguard profile iz in meh ICHC profile.
Well, we was gonna has Heck’s Angels do security, but mabye we could use u as well. U can guard teh sushi bar.
U can haz insuffishunt lite?
ooh, i will try to be tehr! dis weekend iz teh lunarhubby’s wurk’s big weekend meeting for all teh lolyers, so we haz to go cawz him iz wun ob teh boss-lolyers, so i haz to go away from my pyooter.
but we will take hubby’s laptop an teh hotel room kan haz interwebz akksess. so i hope i kan be tehr!! i will model teh lovly hunnert-dollar twole i botted frum LCB’s store!
Ah can b onna TV?
kitteh audishunin fer Amerikaz Nex Tawp Model sho!
Brains! Brains!
OMG! I see what you’re doing! Put some pants on!
Oh, it’s OK, it’s two-kittehs. She was debriefed earlier…
She rly seems to be shook up by it, too. We don’t want that sort of reaction to start happening wif other debriefees.
How will we prevent this in fyoochur? We needs informations. I knoes! Let’s debrief two_kittehs!
*Brings in the Special Extra-Gentle Non-Invasive Floofy Miniature Debriefing Basket*
Maybe this will help too…
*Takes out the Debriefing Survey*
So, in your opinion, what did you like about your debriefing? The…
Attention…
Beautiful Lights…
Canola Oil…
D…
DerangedDelightful attitude of ur Personal Debriefing FacilitatorEasy access from teh freeway
Felt tips on teh uvula clips
G…
Gravy…
High-backed Debriefing
RackChaise…Interesting Magazines in the Waiting Area…
J…
Jumper cables pre-warmed by technician
Knickers remained untwisted
Left-handed harness made available upon request
M…
Me (of course)…
New upholstery on the
UnComfy Chair…Octopus…
P…
Punch and cookies in canteen afterwards
Questions answered
discourteouslyRibald comments kept to a minimum (as far as u know)
S…
Silences, Cone of…
The Lard…
Underwear, Removal of…
V…
Veterans’ discount
Waiting area well stocked with drinking trough and fresh slop
Xenophobic technician refrained from disdaining French-cut briefs
Y…
YuckyYummy Pistachio Pudding…Zippos (for display porpoises only)
Hay! Wehn ai wuz debriefted the uvula clipps were NAWT felt cubbered! Wut gibs???
Hao mush iz da vetrinz discownt? I cood yooz a debreefin….