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Dis mah hooman imitashun



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Dis mah hooman imitashun Dee dee dee…beer!

kittehz liek to do impreshuns of der hoominz.

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  1. I CAN HAS UR TENSIONS, PLZ?
     
    On behalf of my phlonquais G.P. and my own self, u guise is all invitified to teh Most Fantabulous Fashun Event of teh Year (As Far As U Know).
     
    Come see YNGs model the noo FCHRG(wdoi), Hunnert Dollar Towels, and teh Cheezmap Blanket, all at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre and Loller Rink!
     
    There will be shampers, stinky cheez, stinky sellebrities, paparazzis, hangers-on, wax-on, wax-off, red carpets and a hole bunch of surprizes!
     
    “When, LCB? When is all this fabulosity taking place?” u axe.
     
    It’s on teh 2nd pic of teh day, Catwalkurday, Octobrr 11. It’s early in teh for us US peeps but we can mabye stays up all nite teh nite befoar. It also gibs us time to do our errants and stuff. I eggspect that teh festivities will goes on for a while.
     
    Thats:
     4am Cheeztime
     7am Pacific
     8am Mountain
     9am Central
    10am Eastern
     3pm in TTI
     4pm in teh rest of Yerp
     
    We’ll prolly start wif teh red carpet arrivals, so u can come and tell us what, or who, or when u are waring. Then we’ll move on to teh drinking, eating, catwalks, catfights, drinking, eating, and some et cetera. Join us when u can and don’t forget to look fabulous!

  2. Rattipuss says:

    Ah can b onna TV?

  3. Maus says:

    Brains! Brains!

  4. annipuss says:

    Ai’ll drink 2 dat!

  5. leeza-b says:

    If onlee I had pantz I cud stik one hand in.. den it be purrfeck

  6. two_kittehs says:

    Kitteh is evolving: next step world dominashunz

  7. judson says:

    If de eyes were bigger he’d be a martian

  8. Rattipuss says:

    Hay! Wut dis abbertizements doin on mah hooman show? ;)

  9. jk2kitteh says:

    numanuma danz, aifinkso!

  10. Kitteh haz bin wautchyng tuu menney ree-runns ov “Aminol Howse” awn layte-nite Tee-Vee;
    Oanley hims foargottid tuu ware hims toga; (hims hadded tuu menney beers adn misplaised iyt; buut hims wil be up foar teh fuud-fite!!!!) :roll:

  11. catalogical humor says:

    luks more like UFO spays alien from Close Encounters

  12. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Ai see what you did thar!

  13. West River Rat says:

    Ur doing it too kyoot…

    SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

    • Plasticat says:

      ai agree SSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! OWEE!

    • Ohhhhhh noeeeeeeeees, West River Rat and Plasticat you been heer all nite lawn wib yur braynes all splorted..

      Aie duze mai best
      *Looks alla rawn at the dried brain cells*
      *Getz awt the Brayn sell Rihidrayshun sqwirty boddle, fills to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
      *Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
      *Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills der air. Brayn sill perk up an form in to two neayt piles cleerly labled*
      Okais yew tew, openz wide.
      *scoopity up braynez, tuck, tuckity tuck ebry last bryne sill*
      *Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrech onna bran new CHRG (wdoi)*
      *Riiiiiiiiiiip extra strnf ducky tape roun an roun an roun*
      *tuckity up inna an xtra fllofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
      Noa here be two steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for wen u can sts up
      n some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra stenff.
      *tip toe awai*

  14. bluesfan473 says:

    Wow, dats a purty gud immytashun kitteh, naow kwit it cuz ur creepin meh owt! startin 2 luk a lil 2 mush lyke de las gui ai dated ;)

  15. Casey says:

    Purty gud impreshun, akshuly! needs backwards baseball cap, tho.

  16. onceajinx says:

    Ohai!! I can haz Lolbook frum Amazin!!! Iz full uv win an awsum!!! I jus gawt it in da mayl nao!!

  17. Teh walrus saga continues. First they steeled his bukket, now this:

    http://www.wtop.com/?nid=600&sid=1493134

    (Va. man fined for smuggling walrus’ penile bone)

  18. Plasticat says:

    Yesh! Ai haz teh ICHC book nda haz red teh hole fing! iz gud, berry gud.

    • It was nicely illustrated. Plot was a little thin, tho. Whut did u think of teh sprize ending? Did u expect teh SPOILER to reveal that teh secret SPOILER was SPOILERSPOILER? They neatly deflected ur suspicion in teh beginning, when SPOILER was sent to SPOILER but they never showed teh actual SPOILERSPOILER.

      I wonder who will play HappyCat in teh movie?

        • Of coarse teh book will be on teh NYTimes BestSplorter list for monthsandmonths so it is a given that it will be made into a movie.

          I see John Goodman as teh lolrus.

          • Plasticat says:

            *laffs so hard falls out of chaer* Ai, heh, Ai *braeks out in uncontrollabel lafftur as climbs bakk into chair-den laffing stops.* wayte a movee?! Dats it!! Wii will shuts our oan movee on ICHC!! Umm ai will ob corse, taek teh place ob ob teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh’s newist member a young Boicat hoo gits turned to teh Dark Siid ob teh Fort by Darff Basement Cat! Ai kin see it noa……. Wayte wii needs suplies liek-fur eksample Uhh… Suplies!!

  19. JAJEH says:

    Diz kitteh imitashun is uff teenacher….see deh adolesend sholders?

  20. Lord_Pyro says:

    that is scary…
    it’s so real…

    • O.o
      Of course it’s real. I’ve seen my youngest cat in pretty much the same position, although generally not for long enough for me to run for the camera.
      Ai haz a sumtiems bai-pedal kitteh n a kitteh wif fumbs. Evlushun, let me show yu it. :lol:

  21. sairys says:

    meez gots sad news, meez will nawt be cummin heer vewy much nemore… :cry: i gotz tu involved wif talkin tu yu guiz an meez got in trubble wif teh Ebil administrator uv teh skool… so they tuk away ma laptop :(
    i will still mak cummints about once a day tho, but i will deerly miss yu guyz
    ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Cheezfrendz))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • leeza-b says:

      oh noes… sorry to here that sairys… come by when u can!
      but skool is important, too.
      {{{{{{{sairys}}}}}}

      • glorf1ndel says:

        {{{{{sairys}}}} Ai am sorree to here that too! But – az leeza-b says, skool iz reelee improtant!
        .
        But – if yoo can com wunc a day, that iz gud too – an when yoo ar awn vacayshun, yoo can bee heer moar offen, purrrrrrrhaps! ;) But we will miss yoo fur shur.

    • lunarmommy says:

      oh noez, that’s too bad. but yoo must not be in trubble at skool, must do yor bestest tehr. we will still luk for yoo ebree day an hope yoo are doing gud!!
      {{{{{sairys}}}}}

    • D.R. says:

      Hay, u can go to the liberry, can’t u? :)

    • judson says:

      Dis ebil administrator souns lyke he needs to be taught some manners. Yo gib us his name and Miel and Rosco and Grundoon and Budderscotch and Shokolade and Ratone will pay hims a visit and splain to him how to be more polite to our Sairys.

    • upfi says:

      {{{sairys}}}

      Sowry 2 hear dat. Ai hopez u be out of trubbel soon and gets ur laptop back. Be careful, hm? We lubz to have u here, but we don’t wants u 2 be in trubbel.

    • bluesfan473 says:

      awww{{{{sairys}}}} sorree 2 heer dat! wii wil miss u 2!

  22. Aie wish aie luked dat cyoot wen aie bin on der beer :-)

  23. sanafabich says:

    shooz, shooz, shooz… ghey!

  24. Eric says:

    Ai think dat kitteh is drunkeh as a skunkeh!!!1!


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