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hao mush longer?!?
Mawm…himz luking owt mai windoe.
Mawm — sheez tuchin meh!!!
Mommmm – he’s breevving on meh!
mawm…sheez crossed ober deh lyne nd iz on mai syde.
Mooommmmm! He’s stikking hims tung owt at mee!
Duxes not havs mush long of tungz. Ai No theenks dat dey wood stikz dem outs dat far.
o.O Also tehre nawt being windoes fur luking owt uv.
Besydes, kids whu wanting tu, can finding ways.
Maaaaaaawn himz kalled mei kwackers!
*giglol*
Mummeh, Ai feels si….BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!! Too layt!
Ai didded tihs to mai mum wunse – awl ober her cote. Fur sum reezin her wuzn’t bery simph… symap… her did not sai “O poor fing”.
Mai 2 yr owld jest did dat in mai kar yesturdai. Srsly…sew gross. Ai nawt handle et berry well. Mayks meh frow up tu. :insert sickey fayce:
Did yoo run teh car fru teh carwash wiff teh windows open?
oooooo gud won!! nest tyme ai du dat!!!
Doan maek me pull wutebber dis is ober!!!
ai meen et misstur. Ai wheel…Ai wheel pull et ober!!
Ummm, naught monorayle kitteh,
naugt bunny ways
“Duck Swimwayz” maybe?
Duk Crooze?
Duk Ferri?
DuckBoat?
*loses abiltee tu typing du tu a tabbeh*
Duck transport
R WE THAR NAOOOO?
Mama duck iz loozin payshuns
Wii haz a for wai ty wif Annipus, Dahson, Nightshayde nda Yvi-kitteh!
At leest mummeh dux not loozez pantzes.
How bowt nao?
Mebbe nao?
Are we there yet?
Wut abowt nao? We HAZTA be there nao!!!!
no..
Iz we dere yet?
no
.
.
Nao?
no
.
But MOOOOMMMMMM, we can haz swum a gazillion myles!
Iz we dere NAO?
n.o.
“no”
Howz muches longer?
hoo nose?
no…
no
no.
N.O. spellz noe!
Wat part ov “NO” donchu unnerstan!?!?!?1
ummm, the “no” part?
mowm! I gotz tew goe tew deh bafrum!
Mama Dukee sez: “yew shudda thot uv dat befoar we leeveded!”
nd…ai towld u tu go. Iz yur fawlt. nao…HOWLD ET!!
“Go Now or Forever Hold Your Pee,” az dey sez in da weddinz tiemz.
i iz sry… but ai gotz ta goe! :/
wii iz awlredy in deh watur…jest go!! Srsly…do et NAO nd stop whyning!!
Mommmm – he just peed inna wadder!
tayk vantage ob deh wahrm watur!! Wiiz steel nawt stoppink.
Ai feelz ickee
Mama, hee keepz tutchink me. Maek him stop.
Ok on teh last thred LCB comed up wif an idea nda dat inspired meh to haz an ideea about LCB’s ideea(sorta) which waz fur an ICHC moovee! So den ai thot “wii shud maek an ICHC moovee* Butt hoo wud plai hoo? Ai haz decided too ban IBKC membur hoo iz aksidentlee turned into Basement Cat’s Loyalist minyun. So far dats all wii got. Any bodee wantz a part in teh moovee?
Pik mee, pik mee. Kin ai plz be teh fem faytarl? Plz plz plz.
Kthxbai
O-keea! *Pulls out clipbored(wif emfasis on teh BORED) nda rites doan Kimkiwi akrost teh blank page several tymes*
Win!! Ai has teh happee.
*Duz dans in fem faytarl garbo-esk, mata-hari-ish tiep stiel*
Can Christian Bale play the part of YNG??? please, oh please, oh please… i’ll be glad to audition him….
O-K *spells out name on clipBORED paper* soo wii haz too peeps….*tosses clipBORED out window* Ai’ll memeremeraise hoo yoo b
Maaaaaaahm, haow muches moar duz weez hasta swim????
Weez bees tyred, adn hawt, adn hungree, adn sleepeey, adn awl cuvvered wif paund skum; WEN AR WEEZ GUNNA GEYT TEHRE???? Kwak, kwak, kwak,!!!!
Adn weez tyred ov swimmyng iyn tihs dumbee V-foarmashun; weez ar nawt geese!
Mai parints wuns disidid 2 take teh famblee fur a walk – we wuz 14, 8, 6 and 3 munfs. B4 we’d got berry far, dere wun uv us wuz sayin “I’m Hongree” anuvver “Ai’m firstee” an teh uvver “Ai’m tyred” Den teh baby startid cryin. Dey nebber tryed goin fur a walk agane!
shuts ur bill and nom ur paund skum…der is strving bebeh duks in Afreeka dat wud luvz 2 haf dis paund skums.
*snerk*
Eet yur pawund skum oar yu gets no dukweed fur dezzert!
Heh HEh HEH-MMMWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA!!! *opins ais slowlee to c awl staring. Grins nda bakks a wai wissiling.*
tee, hee, hee,
bud, ai alreddy cleened my playte…iz thyme 4 deezert noaw?!
yesh nda yur deezert b-moor paund scum! But…. wii be havin sum teknikal diffikultees so wii haz to send eet too yoo via Morse Code: —*—–*-*—-*—* dere shud b dere noa!
F der iz stahvin behbehdukks n aphrika dat wonts dis paundskum, den wai karnt eye send it to dem so ai done haz tu eets it?
Mai mummee n TTI yoosed dat line wiv us wen we wuz ikkelkats, aldoh she nebber mayd us nom teh paundskum.
ohai tony james! iz it just me, or haz yoo not been arownd for awile? peeplez are missd wen tehy goze away!! (fink i wuz mostly lurkin wen yoo wuz postin before, but i alwayz liked yor commints!)
Ah can haz awl deese dukkkies? Dey’s berry splorty!
iz jest liek yur fadder noawt tu be rownd wen ai reely needz himz !!!
dis sew tru!!
Poor mammie duk…
Mayke May 4 Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, and Quack!
OOOoooooOOOO…I meand, “Mayke WAY”
(nayme sourse)
Klassik kidelt’z buke FTW!! I grood up neer Bawstun sew I fink mah parintz wuz leegulee reekwiayurd tu reed meh “Mayk Wey fr Duklinz.”
Ai wented to Bawston a fyoo yeers ago an wus leegully rekwyrd to by a coopy – mai neffyoo lykd it verree mush! (An so did his Antee!)
I fink yo forgotted Whack and Kvack. But it’s OK der are too many to remembers and dey all looks alike.
ssooo mmmenny ducklings: in what city do they live?
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(There’s a bronze sculpure in the middle of town with the mom and her duckies in the park. I have a foto of my son sitting on the mother duck when he was about three or four. When we went back to _________for a visit—he was 20 at the time, he posed on the mommy duck again for a foto!)
Iz BAWSTUN!!!
Once agin, “Make Way 4 Ducklins” FTW!!1!
ooh, my boiz lubed taht buk wen tehy wuz liddle
*spends a fyoo happy moments rebembering wen tehy wuz liddle an kyoot*
*oopsie, got sumfin in my eyez makin tehm leek a liddle bit*
Liddill dukkeez
prakktiss 4mayshun swimmeeng
b4 day tryz 2 flyz
Momma Dukkee leedz
t3h way so dat her Behbeez
growz up beeg andz strawng
Soon Momma Dukkee
willz taykz 2 t3h ayr andz herz
dawrleengz will folloaw
Jack.
*clappees clappees* Amazinlee spektakyoolur! *clappee clappee clappee*
Qwack fur teh tallunt of Jack!
*clapee, clappee*
yay jack!!
taht iz very sweet pome.
C..D..E..D..B..D..dux
Ooo, dis rawks! Tuk me minutz to figur owt!
Wen I wuz in nawt-sekund grade, wun my fabrit buks wuz “CDB.” Neber forgetted it!
U C D CQL to CDB? S ‘CDC’ N S OK!
be vewwy vewwy kwiets….
*yells loudlee* Hay West_River_Rat!! I jes noticed-we STILL don’t have braynes!! No wun saved us aftur our splorts on teh previous thred!!! Kin yoo bleev eet? No wundur ai didn’t unnerstan meh homwurk!
I seed dat. mebbe we shud get perfeshunal halps.
*yells loudlee* Iz der a lolyer in dis fred?
Rosco de blak bear studied fer his bar exam, wut kinda hep yo needs?
I let PC splain…he beddur at it.
Yo Plasticat, how you doin? I unnerstan dat Michelle went wiff the dust pan and whiskey broom to hepp wif the splort remediation and she claims dat der were no brains to STP (sweep tuck pat). No branes means no fix pawsible. So eever you didnt splort, or yo hadda dry splort, or sumbuddy stolled yer branes. Regardless, yo hab no actionable incident.
“Kilt him a bar when he was only three…”
But wii AR gettun kloass. AFLACK!!!
We see the duck mom in the process of picking out ten different names.
lets helpp!!
awfly lowd lidl duk
berry anoyin lidl duk
cwite the insayn lidl duk
deeraynjd duk
e..
easy scwimmer duk,
freekischly funnkee lidle duk,
grately grigar, gregeri, grigar,,—-frendly duck,
horrilby huge (lidle) duk..
i…
Inky,
Juju Bean,
Krinkle,
Lulu…
Kawnstuntlee kwakin duk,
Lupe-de-lupin duk,
Much tew messee duk,
Nawt apeerin in dis pikshur duk,
Owl aspurayshun duk (wut stayz up awl nite),
Pudul splashin duk,
Q
Quacky,
Rufus,
Suzie,
Trudie…
Mahhhm teh kid inz da next car made facez ats meeee!
hoo kan singen:
Alle meine Entchen,
schwimmen auf dem See,
schwimmen auf dem See,
Kopf….
Köpfchen in das Wasser,
Schwänzchen in die Höh’
der’s a chainged bersion awlso…
Alle meine Entchen schwimmen im Salat
(All my ducklings swim in the salad)
rutschen über’s Spiegelei
(slide ober da fried egg)
und landen im Spinat
(and are landing in da spinach)
oar…
Alle meine Entchen schwimmen im Bidet
)
(all my ducklings swim in the bidet)
einer drückt das Knöpfchen
(one presses da Button)
Jeppiejai hoo deh
(no translashun needed
MAWM!!! HE TUCHIN ME!!!
I fink I noez dis pikshur. It showdid up awn Kyoot Oburlode, do dey prawbublee nawt teh uriginul sors. It b teh final pikshur frum teh storee uv teh duckee fambly an teh heero hoomin wut sayvdid teh baybee dukz wen dey wuz jumpin awf teh roof uv a bildin tu fawlow deyr mama.
synkronyzed swim teem frum Duckville preformz flawlezzly
Pikshur w/kaption combo WIN!!!
Awl yer komments abuv mek me reeulize teh things I DIDN’T miss by being an onlee child.
AN my husb n me deesyd not t hv kiddies, eethur. Partly sew wee cud give beddur to other kidz, wich wee have, I hope. N reeding yer lines abov mek me happy, happy, happier!!! Too eech hiz own, I guess….
*giglol* If yu desyde tu having feline kids insted, at leest yu can putting tehm in crates / carriers in teh car. Hyoomin kids, nawt so much… Ai iz glad we onlee having teh feline kids, tu.
Ack, DID problums, ai haz tehm! Teh weasels stoled mai pewter!
*9 liddle duckie voices in harmony* ARE WE DERE YET? *1 liddle duckie voice* I HAFTA GO PEE!
Hm… mebbe MommaDuk yused dukky-taype tu mayk awl teh bebbeh duks stik so close tugevver lyk taht.
WIN!
LOL DUCKS!!!!??????