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hao mush longer?!?
Mawm…himz luking owt mai windoe.
Mawm — sheez tuchin meh!!!
Mommmm - he’s breevving on meh!
mawm…sheez crossed ober deh lyne nd iz on mai syde.
Mooommmmm! He’s stikking hims tung owt at mee!
Duxes not havs mush long of tungz. Ai No theenks dat dey wood stikz dem outs dat far.
o.O Also tehre nawt being windoes fur luking owt uv.
Besydes, kids whu wanting tu, can finding ways.
Maaaaaaawn himz kalled mei kwackers!
*giglol*
Mummeh, Ai feels si….BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!! Too layt!
Ai didded tihs to mai mum wunse – awl ober her cote. Fur sum reezin her wuzn’t bery simph… symap… her did not sai “O poor fing”.
Mai 2 yr owld jest did dat in mai kar yesturdai. Srsly…sew gross. Ai nawt handle et berry well. Mayks meh frow up tu. :insert sickey fayce:
Did yoo run teh car fru teh carwash wiff teh windows open?
oooooo gud won!! nest tyme ai du dat!!!
Doan maek me pull wutebber dis is ober!!!
ai meen et misstur. Ai wheel…Ai wheel pull et ober!!
Ummm, naught monorayle kitteh,
naugt bunny ways
“Duck Swimwayz” maybe?
Duk Crooze?
Duk Ferri?
DuckBoat?
*loses abiltee tu typing du tu a tabbeh*
Duck transport
R WE THAR NAOOOO?
Mama duck iz loozin payshuns
Wii haz a for wai ty wif Annipus, Dahson, Nightshayde nda Yvi-kitteh!
At leest mummeh dux not loozez pantzes.
How bowt nao?
Mebbe nao?
Are we there yet?
Wut abowt nao? We HAZTA be there nao!!!!
no..
Iz we dere yet?
no
.
.
Nao?
no
.
But MOOOOMMMMMM, we can haz swum a gazillion myles!
Iz we dere NAO?
n.o.
“no”
Howz muches longer?
hoo nose?
no…
no
no.
N.O. spellz noe!
Wat part ov “NO” donchu unnerstan!?!?!?1
ummm, the “no” part?
mowm! I gotz tew goe tew deh bafrum!
Mama Dukee sez: “yew shudda thot uv dat befoar we leeveded!”
nd…ai towld u tu go. Iz yur fawlt. nao…HOWLD ET!!
“Go Now or Forever Hold Your Pee,” az dey sez in da weddinz tiemz.
i iz sry… but ai gotz ta goe! :/
wii iz awlredy in deh watur…jest go!! Srsly…do et NAO nd stop whyning!!
Mommmm - he just peed inna wadder!
tayk vantage ob deh wahrm watur!! Wiiz steel nawt stoppink.
Ai feelz ickee
Mama, hee keepz tutchink me. Maek him stop.
Ok on teh last thred LCB comed up wif an idea nda dat inspired meh to haz an ideea about LCB’s ideea(sorta) which waz fur an ICHC moovee! So den ai thot “wii shud maek an ICHC moovee* Butt hoo wud plai hoo? Ai haz decided too ban IBKC membur hoo iz aksidentlee turned into Basement Cat’s Loyalist minyun. So far dats all wii got. Any bodee wantz a part in teh moovee?
Pik mee, pik mee. Kin ai plz be teh fem faytarl? Plz plz plz.
Kthxbai
O-keea! *Pulls out clipbored(wif emfasis on teh BORED) nda rites doan Kimkiwi akrost teh blank page several tymes*
Win!! Ai has teh happee.
*Duz dans in fem faytarl garbo-esk, mata-hari-ish tiep stiel*
Can Christian Bale play the part of YNG??? please, oh please, oh please… i’ll be glad to audition him….
O-K *spells out name on clipBORED paper* soo wii haz too peeps….*tosses clipBORED out window* Ai’ll memeremeraise hoo yoo b
Maaaaaaahm, haow muches moar duz weez hasta swim????
Weez bees tyred, adn hawt, adn hungree, adn sleepeey, adn awl cuvvered wif paund skum; WEN AR WEEZ GUNNA GEYT TEHRE???? Kwak, kwak, kwak,!!!!
Adn weez tyred ov swimmyng iyn tihs dumbee V-foarmashun; weez ar nawt geese!
Mai parints wuns disidid 2 take teh famblee fur a walk - we wuz 14, 8, 6 and 3 munfs. B4 we’d got berry far, dere wun uv us wuz sayin “I’m Hongree” anuvver “Ai’m firstee” an teh uvver “Ai’m tyred” Den teh baby startid cryin. Dey nebber tryed goin fur a walk agane!