Comments on: Dibs

By: Icanhastwokittehs

Icanhastwokittehs — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:57:45 +0000

Dis kitteh cawld dibz on a scwerl, and teh dawg sais “ur butt kan noe lawngur git anee biggur, so ai gitz it.”

By: zachary

zachary — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:26:56 +0000

omg

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:19:23 +0000

Kittoonz aperitiif comin ryte op.

Az fur dawg pix, no no NO!!!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:33:58 +0000

Dew 2 teh funneh, teh manijmint haz nao d-sighdid 2 renaem dis sait I Can Has Sqwirlburger?
…
Nawt reelee, but wuz a silleh sugjyestyun. Nawt teh lol, mehbeh, but silleh.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:05:27 +0000

I found the recipe but nawt the video. Have this:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pocket-pies-recipe/index.html

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:42:45 +0000

Kitteh sez tuu goggie: “Awl yuur owtsiede aminolols ar belaung tuu me!!!”
Goggie: “O rlly; sez hoo??”

Kitteh: “Mai poyntee eyndes, taht’s hoo!!!!”
Goggie: “K; Ai fink iyt bees suppurtiem, ennewaiy!! KTHNXBAI!!”

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:34:30 +0000

otay, butt ketchup iz eztra!

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:52:56 +0000

oooo dis da best. fanks Maggz yuz da best. Nao ai goz tu sleep ai hoepso yes.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:41:27 +0000

Good moarning Janetcanhasasmaneekittehsasshehasroom4…!
I seez wut U did there! Wut happind to Ur amaizing avatar??
.
Upfi, I must ask how U stay sew bery yung?? U nebber mete.. metamor.. chainj frum a ‘piller to a flutterbye… U can haz speshul skin creem?? Purr haps I can yoose on rinkels?? Teh iron is nawt werking well… Yeowtch!!!!
Hmmmm. Dat beminds meh. A YNG 4 teh applikashun wood be nise!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:18:48 +0000

Geers not so mush teh problem – need for HYUJ inflaytabbul tyrs mor teh ishue Ai finkso!

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:16:37 +0000

I just read it, too. Gud artikke, rysma-kitteh.
Sum lol speak just goze bakk to Jerman roots ov English wurds. Like maus/mouse nd haus/house. Teh fake fronsch iz espehully cleber, rekwiring a it duz a liddle knowlej ov real frankish.

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:12:07 +0000

Yu kan haz Guiness buk ov rekords fr first cycle akross ocean? Hao menny geerz needed to bike up high waves?

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:09:47 +0000

Lemme know iffen you wanna trade a place in Munchen for a house in Connecticutt fer a week or two sum day.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:06:43 +0000

Prost! Nom Nom Nom, Slurp guzzle chug, Nom chug nom chug Burrrp scuse me.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:45:15 +0000

goggie an kitteh partnurs in crime?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:28:33 +0000

Beelzepup!!!!!! FTW!!!! rodney dill – sumtaims yoo ar just teh wunderful!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:27:40 +0000

But teh forn playses having fings like bananananana dakris.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:27:21 +0000

Hai!! Booklion AND Ambercat. Ambercat – ai think ai will leeve yoo a noat awn yur profile, too!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:25:01 +0000

{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} Taht’s teh awnlee thing rong wif teh Furrrrin plaices. Teh lak ov fuds frum hoam.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:24:35 +0000

Ai haz nawt seeing gibbocat, but ai sawry ai haz nawt, mebbe ai peek back fru freds n luk fur taht n fur yur long poasts.
n, um, fank yu fur comple… compi… nies fings yu saying.
.
(Hm… it occurs to the writer part of my mind that exactly what i just did is something I neglected to mention, playing with long words and then supplying a simpler version… *makes note to consider later*)

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:23:24 +0000

taht lassee was left in drier two long
goggie shrunkeee!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:22:52 +0000

Luk at teh #6troll! Tehy bee awlwaiz wif us.
.
an there wuz a REEELEE terribul wun. He did a review ov teh noo ai can haz cheezburer buk. Go bak to teh pikchoor – an klik awn “Amazon.”
Yoo will see teh wun bai Kitkay an teh #6Troll wun.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:22:15 +0000

Has yu herd form Gibbocat laetly? Ai mississississ hims too:
GIBBOCAT! PLEES TO COM BAK AN PLAI!!
Let teh kittehs an awl teh Happi Cheezpeeps maek teh sad go way

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:21:51 +0000

Here u r Mrrphh, dis a speshul linconshire sossije roll, it r the yummy n jest rite fur brekfust, berry berry urly brekfust fur u aiethink

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:21:26 +0000

mai hooman bebbeh brudder lived in chermanee for mennneee yeers an teh menshun of teh sordid wursts gots mai mouf to makin teh watter. ai has wun of eech pleez, an a sawsij roll too – ai has a hungree this morning!
ai speshullleeee wans sum cherman bred an sum quark an nutella an teeee two!! oh deers…..grmmmmmble
haz to go feed kittehs an tehr mama

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:20:53 +0000

gremlin
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am

Berry happy to halp!

Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.

Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.

Which wun yoo gotz?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:18:42 +0000

fank yu!

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:17:40 +0000

AWSUMMM!1!!! Wot a Jurman feest!! Yesh, ai libz in Moonich, capital of Bavaria/Jermanee, so awl dese nice gushifuds r availolble here. Ai did nawt noez (or ai furgotz) dat u had been 2 Munchen, judson11!! Here, have a litur of virtooal Bavarian beer and a pretzel (still warm) wif it.

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:17:04 +0000

can aie hab mien onna stik?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:15:50 +0000

Prysma-kitteh! Very nice blog! SUMwhere heer – ai dont know if ai cud ebber find tehm, ai hav ritten at leest ten oar moar long poasts to these trollz.
.
Becuz yoo ar rite. Teh way we rite iz a larj part ov teh hyoomor heer.
.
A dont think – unless yoo ar a longtaim lurker – that yoo hav prollee scene gibbocat. We ar hoeping he will be bak – becuz he wuz teh moast (IMHO) brillynt ov awl in hao he uzed an spelleded werdz. Totallee dazzling. Ai cud offen hardlee bleeve mai aies whn luking at waht he did. An he maed me laff az no wun else cud.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:15:50 +0000

cobbers mouf wif floofy paws and snikkkkerz

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:15:26 +0000

Oh dear!!1!! Sow sawry 4 u. Come, have a hug.

{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:12:39 +0000

Oahi Booklion – its launchtym heer in TTI and Ai is “Werkingformhoem” an hasing a ahfternoony nap – Ai red yur massage and teh link; Egg Salad! Ai wud lub to com owt, mebbee wiv som ob mai colleegs, an tawk to enneewun innerested. Tho it mite taek us a wyl to sykul ober teh Lantic Ohshun – best set off nao, Ai finkso!

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:12:26 +0000

upfi, didyou say you were in Bavaria? We wented to a party celebrating the end of Octoberfest last weekend and the hostess and her mutter who are bofe Cherman did a wunderbahr meal mit rotkohl unt spaetzle unt saurbraten unt sordid wursts. Bier! Martzens unt Weissbiers unt Pshorr brau, Swartzbier, Nact Dinen! For the peeps who spent the night they had on Sunday morgen the Weisswurst mit the big brown pretzels and Weiss bier (only until 11:00 A.M.) It was jest like being back in Munchen!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:09:57 +0000

WP eeted mai reply, mebbe ’cause ai menshuned Dibbler’s attemps tu bekom welfy wif no effurt.
Tehre being lawts uv Pratchett fans heer, aifinkso.
Moar fans tehn CMOT Dibbler haz had ideas fur teh abuv gole.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:08:36 +0000

butt, butt CMOT Dibbler’s sossij rolls r maid frum ackshual pig products! how yummie iz dat!?

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:05:07 +0000

Oh hai Booklion! Ur a Terry Pratchett fan, too!1!! Here, have a sausidge! Fresh frum teh tray!

By: karen

karen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:04:05 +0000

errrr, lassie, iz dat timmee i heers wimpring frum teh well? go saev him, gurl!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:00:43 +0000

Hmmm, yu fink dat mite bee awn Yu-toob?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:00:32 +0000

Basement cat and Beelzepup contemplate new evil minion.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:57:37 +0000

dey can be maded at home. I sumtimes makes pastees fer lunches, ver popular and nawt so tuff to do. Alton Brown did a show about pastees which is ware I lernt how to make dem.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:55:39 +0000

*drooolll* Yesh plz!!!!!

but ai finks teh peeps at teh customs oar teh sniffee-goggehs mait nom dem all!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:55:18 +0000

*blink* *blush* Um, fank yu.
N ai saw teh troll funny, n ai giglol’ed.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:52:44 +0000

I reeded yer blog entry bout Lolspeek yestiddy and I tried to make a pretend troll funny but I don’t fink it werked. I fink wut you wrote wus zactly rite, very perse… presept…insightful. Yer a fine writer.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:51:43 +0000

We FedEx / UPS yu soem?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:50:01 +0000

Hee! Mee too. But ai noaw has a sad…
alla dat tawk aboot teh sausage rolls made mee fink ov fings laik Cornish Pastees, an pepper steak pies, an chicken pies an… aaarrrg!!! ai cannawt git pies laik dat heer in teh dessurt… *sobs piteously*

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:48:13 +0000

i wanna rol tu, pleez
den aiz goin tu bed
i promiss

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:43:00 +0000

*wanders in sleepily wif playte uv scrambloled eggs*
*yawns*
Gud moarning, cheezfrens.

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:38:32 +0000

Good morning, Janet & evverboddy. I’d luv a sossij roll, az long az it wuzznt mayde by Cutmeownthroat Dibbler, and blackberries, too!
I wonder if leeza-b will reskew teh skwirrlol?

By: COBHC666

COBHC666 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:37:49 +0000

I has a reservations.