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Dat’s myne!
Conga rats again, annipuss!!!!1! U r awn a roll, it seems!!!1! Wot can ai get u 4 lunch? MAbbeh a littlol sandwish and sum tea? Or ur ushual payper?
*luks at annipuss eggspectingly*
Ai haz to go owt inna minnit to do lots uv shoppin. Ai will sabe my enerjee tomorro fur teh ebenin!
on a roll? R it a jelly roll? Or purr-happs wun wiff custard….
mmm….
It r three am here and I r theeneeng ub teh frij….
Ohai Kafleen, Ai prefur a sossij roll! (dunno iffn u haz dem in `Merica – it’s a sossij kukked in a pastree jakkit)
Hey! Wurd Press eeted mah comment AND teh sossij roll!
*shakes hoof frettininglee*
Sossij-rawl b berryberry gud ai sez
We can has obsow pastree-jakkit filld wif minst meet an ries in Fynelan. Dem b obsoe berry gud
I lykes teh piirakoita!
*tap tap tap goez teh tappy shoos* Wut in tah whirrled iz a sweet liddel donkey doin owt of her warm straw bed at 3 am?!? Wait, wut!?!? Iz up too!! But itz 6:30 am heer! So dats diffrent!!! :snerk:
Good mawnin Cheezers!!
*snicker*
An old text message was beeping at me! I wur like…wth??? an den reelized
it wur frum howrs erleer!
So den ub corse I wur up and deecided to puttur arown….
Itz a nachural progre.. progr.. fing.. Aise open teh middlol ov fteh nite…
Time 2 see hoo iz on ICHC!!! Yup alwaiz a frend heer!! *beep*
GOOD MAWNIN KITTEH LAND!!! (wif pologies to Adrian Kronauer and Robin Williams boff)
Good mawnin, Judson… I seez U R still smilin… In fackt, Ur ALWAIZ smilin..
How nise iz dat???
GOOD MOARNING EBREEWUN. . .
*yawn* Oh hai, idansdansdans, judson, WiljamiDzay, kaffleen, “Fast Fingurs” annipuss, upfi, rodney dill AND starling! !
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Ebreewim still smiling, eben tho teh whillred economee iz crashing around ar eers>>>
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YESH! Becuz heer in Cheezland, awl iz well an awlwaiz will be.
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We luckki, luckki fyoo!
Sausaj roll??? Berryberries??? Wiv shugar an creem purrhaps??
Iffn ai eet mush moar, ai’ll roll, too …
Good moarning Janetcanhasasmaneekittehsasshehasroom4…!
I seez wut U did there! Wut happind to Ur amaizing avatar??
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Upfi, I must ask how U stay sew bery yung?? U nebber mete.. metamor.. chainj frum a ‘piller to a flutterbye… U can haz speshul skin creem?? Purr haps I can yoose on rinkels?? Teh iron is nawt werking well… Yeowtch!!!!
Hmmmm. Dat beminds meh. A YNG 4 teh applikashun wood be nise!
Good morning, Janet & evverboddy. I’d luv a sossij roll, az long az it wuzznt mayde by Cutmeownthroat Dibbler, and blackberries, too!
I wonder if leeza-b will reskew teh skwirrlol?
Oh hai Booklion! Ur a Terry Pratchett fan, too!1!! Here, have a sausidge! Fresh frum teh tray!
WP eeted mai reply, mebbe ’cause ai menshuned Dibbler’s attemps tu bekom welfy wif no effurt.
Tehre being lawts uv Pratchett fans heer, aifinkso.
Moar fans tehn CMOT Dibbler haz had ideas fur teh abuv gole.
butt, butt CMOT Dibbler’s sossij rolls r maid frum ackshual pig products! how yummie iz dat!?
can aie hab mien onna stik?
otay, butt ketchup iz eztra!
*wanders in sleepily wif playte uv scrambloled eggs*
*yawns*
Gud moarning, cheezfrens.
I reeded yer blog entry bout Lolspeek yestiddy and I tried to make a pretend troll funny but I don’t fink it werked. I fink wut you wrote wus zactly rite, very perse… presept…insightful. Yer a fine writer.
*blink* *blush*
Um, fank yu.
N ai saw teh troll funny, n ai giglol’ed.
Prysma-kitteh! Very nice blog! SUMwhere heer – ai dont know if ai cud ebber find tehm, ai hav ritten at leest ten oar moar long poasts to these trollz.
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Becuz yoo ar rite. Teh way we rite iz a larj part ov teh hyoomor heer.
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A dont think – unless yoo ar a longtaim lurker – that yoo hav prollee scene gibbocat. We ar hoeping he will be bak – becuz he wuz teh moast (IMHO) brillynt ov awl in hao he uzed an spelleded werdz. Totallee dazzling. Ai cud offen hardlee bleeve mai aies whn luking at waht he did. An he maed me laff az no wun else cud.
gremlin
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Berry happy to halp!
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Which wun yoo gotz?
Has yu herd form Gibbocat laetly? Ai mississississ hims too:
GIBBOCAT! PLEES TO COM BAK AN PLAI!!
Let teh kittehs an awl teh Happi Cheezpeeps maek teh sad go way
Luk at teh #6troll! Tehy bee awlwaiz wif us.
an there wuz a REEELEE terribul wun. He did a review ov teh noo ai can haz cheezburer buk. Go bak to teh pikchoor – an klik awn “Amazon.”
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Yoo will see teh wun bai Kitkay an teh #6Troll wun.
Ai haz nawt seeing gibbocat, but ai sawry ai haz nawt, mebbe ai peek back fru freds n luk fur taht n fur yur long poasts.
n, um, fank yu fur comple… compi… nies fings yu saying.
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(Hm… it occurs to the writer part of my mind that exactly what i just did is something I neglected to mention, playing with long words and then supplying a simpler version… *makes note to consider later*)
I just read it, too. Gud artikke, rysma-kitteh.
Sum lol speak just goze bakk to Jerman roots ov English wurds. Like maus/mouse nd haus/house. Teh fake fronsch iz espehully cleber, rekwiring a it duz a liddle knowlej ov real frankish.
You was neutered doggie? I think squirrelol has your nuts.
*giggulsnerk*
cobbers mouf wif floofy paws and snikkkkerz
nineth!
Colonel Kitteh sez “OK PFC Goggie, I’ll go left and you go right and on my signal you bark like a nut and chase de rodent to where I yam and den I’ll spring de trap and catch and nom him, got it?”
PFC Goggie sez “Got it! Uh, which way is left?”
“dat way”
“Roit!”
“no, Left – dat way is right”
“Roit! so I go Left, right?”
“no, you go right and I go left”
“Roit!”
“nemme mind, de skwirlol has left”
“Roit!”
Oh, ai lubz 2 be silly in the mournings. And at lunchtyme. And in teh aftanoon. And in teh ebening, iffn ai gets a chunce.
Hee! Mee too. But ai noaw has a sad…
alla dat tawk aboot teh sausage rolls made mee fink ov fings laik Cornish Pastees, an pepper steak pies, an chicken pies an… aaarrrg!!! ai cannawt git pies laik dat heer in teh dessurt… *sobs piteously*
We FedEx / UPS yu soem?
*drooolll* Yesh plz!!!!!
but ai finks teh peeps at teh customs oar teh sniffee-goggehs mait nom dem all!!!
dey can be maded at home. I sumtimes makes pastees fer lunches, ver popular and nawt so tuff to do. Alton Brown did a show about pastees which is ware I lernt how to make dem.
Hmmm, yu fink dat mite bee awn Yu-toob?
I found the recipe but nawt the video. Have this:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pocket-pies-recipe/index.html
Oh dear!!1!! Sow sawry 4 u. Come, have a hug.
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fank yu!
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} Taht’s teh awnlee thing rong wif teh Furrrrin plaices. Teh lak ov fuds frum hoam.
But teh forn playses having fings like bananananana dakris.
Floofy and Lassie were faintly amuzed bai the “you cant get me” antics of squwirrel nutkin and wundered how lawng it wud taek the sqwirrel to reelize dat teh fronch windoe was akshually open……..
Um, enny dem sossij rolls left? ai haz nevver had wun- sounds nommy!
Here u r … rolleepollee sausaj roll fur luvscatsva!
upfi, didyou say you were in Bavaria? We wented to a party celebrating the end of Octoberfest last weekend and the hostess and her mutter who are bofe Cherman did a wunderbahr meal mit rotkohl unt spaetzle unt saurbraten unt sordid wursts. Bier! Martzens unt Weissbiers unt Pshorr brau, Swartzbier, Nact Dinen! For the peeps who spent the night they had on Sunday morgen the Weisswurst mit the big brown pretzels and Weiss bier (only until 11:00 A.M.) It was jest like being back in Munchen!
AWSUMMM!1!!! Wot a Jurman feest!! Yesh, ai libz in Moonich, capital of Bavaria/Jermanee, so awl dese nice gushifuds r availolble here. Ai did nawt noez (or ai furgotz) dat u had been 2 Munchen, judson11!! Here, have a litur of virtooal Bavarian beer and a pretzel (still warm) wif it.
Prost! Nom Nom Nom, Slurp guzzle chug, Nom chug nom chug Burrrp scuse me.
Lemme know iffen you wanna trade a place in Munchen for a house in Connecticutt fer a week or two sum day.
mai hooman bebbeh brudder lived in chermanee for mennneee yeers an teh menshun of teh sordid wursts gots mai mouf to makin teh watter. ai has wun of eech pleez, an a sawsij roll too – ai has a hungree this morning!
ai speshullleeee wans sum cherman bred an sum quark an nutella an teeee two!! oh deers…..grmmmmmble
haz to go feed kittehs an tehr mama
ai wan sossij roll
Plz can haz sossij roll
Iz Ambercat heer tuday? (Tunight in TTI, I guess?)
I lefted a mesij on her profile.
Oahi Booklion – its launchtym heer in TTI and Ai is “Werkingformhoem” an hasing a ahfternoony nap – Ai red yur massage and teh link; Egg Salad! Ai wud lub to com owt, mebbee wiv som ob mai colleegs, an tawk to enneewun innerested. Tho it mite taek us a wyl to sykul ober teh Lantic Ohshun – best set off nao, Ai finkso!
Hai!!
Booklion AND Ambercat. Ambercat – ai think ai will leeve yoo a noat awn yur profile, too! 
Yu kan haz Guiness buk ov rekords fr first cycle akross ocean? Hao menny geerz needed to bike up high waves?
Geers not so mush teh problem – need for HYUJ inflaytabbul tyrs mor teh ishue Ai finkso!
I has a reservations.
i wanna rol tu, pleez
den aiz goin tu bed
i promiss
Here u r Mrrphh, dis a speshul linconshire sossije roll, it r the yummy n jest rite fur brekfust, berry berry urly brekfust fur u aiethink
oooo dis da best. fanks Maggz yuz da best. Nao ai goz tu sleep ai hoepso yes.
Basement cat and Beelzepup contemplate new evil minion.
Beelzepup!!!!!! FTW!!!!
rodney dill – sumtaims yoo ar just teh wunderful!!
errrr, lassie, iz dat timmee i heers wimpring frum teh well? go saev him, gurl!!
taht lassee was left in drier two long
goggie shrunkeee!
goggie an kitteh partnurs in crime?
Kitteh sez tuu goggie: “Awl yuur owtsiede aminolols ar belaung tuu me!!!”
Goggie: “O rlly; sez hoo??”
Kitteh: “Mai poyntee eyndes, taht’s hoo!!!!”
Goggie: “K; Ai fink iyt bees suppurtiem, ennewaiy!! KTHNXBAI!!”
Dew 2 teh funneh, teh manijmint haz nao d-sighdid 2 renaem dis sait I Can Has Sqwirlburger?
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Nawt reelee, but wuz a silleh sugjyestyun. Nawt teh lol, mehbeh, but silleh.
Kittoonz aperitiif comin ryte op.
Az fur dawg pix, no no NO!!!
omg
Dis kitteh cawld dibz on a scwerl, and teh dawg sais “ur butt kan noe lawngur git anee biggur, so ai gitz it.”