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choreographer kitteh teaches thriller dance
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jazz hans
yr doin it kinda skerry
ummm, doze pointee endz kinda be in my face, y’no?!
I CAN HAS UR TENSIONS, PLZ?
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On behalf of my phlonquais G.P. and my own self, u guise is all invitified to teh Most Fantabulous Fashun Event of teh Year (As Far As U Know).
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Come see YNGs model the noo FCHRG(wdoi), Hunnert Dollar Towels, and teh Cheezmap Blanket, all at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre and Loller Rink!
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There will be shampers, stinky cheez, stinky sellebrities, paparazzis, hangers-on, wax-on, wax-off, red carpets and a hole bunch of surprizes!
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“When, LCB? When is all this fabulosity taking place?” u axe.
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It’s on teh 2nd pic of teh day, Catwalkurday, Octobrr 11. It’s early in teh for us US peeps but we can mabye stays up all nite teh nite befoar. It also gibs us time to do our errants and stuff. I eggspect that teh festivities will goes on for a while.
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Thats:
%nbsp;4am Cheeztime
%nbsp;7am Pacific
%nbsp;8am Mountain
%nbsp;9am Central
10am Eastern
%nbsp;3pm in TTI
%nbsp; 4pm in teh rest of Yerp
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We’ll prolly start wif teh red carpet arrivals, so u can come and tell us what, or who, or when u are waring. Then we’ll move on to teh drinking, eating, catwalks, catfights, drinking, eating, and some et cetera. Join us when u can and don’t forget to look fabulous!
um, i nebber got my bisbiskiss frum d’flonquais. i can hazzit Caterwaulk Dae?
duz da ^ %nbsp mean 100% nobody but sweet pea?
Hopez nawt, or u haz a loanleee being da onliest wun der
yah. dat be full of notwin and boresome.
‘parently.
Aksully, it means I was typing and eeting dinner and protecting dinner from hostile feline takeover.
bean dere. dun dat
I does aplologize for my phlonquais. I’ll make sure he plants one on u.
That reminds me: I has a kwestion 4 u. Can u rite me offlist? kthx
uhohes. i aer in trubbul nao…
Are dere shwag bags wif nip an toyz?
I woant beez up @4 (I libs in Jawja) but plz to svae sum funz foar meeee!
plz.
It will be 4am *Cheez* time (in Hawaii). In ur neck of teh woods it’ll be 9 in teh morning.
And yes, there will be gift bags and stuffs. Plz to attend! And ware ur bestest Oat Kutchure!
um, LCB, I fink u stoled an hour from Melissa… u gots 10 am eastern up dere. and Jawja, it be sowth, but it also be eestern.
*YOINK*
*gives Melissa bak hur hour*
My flonquais is teh one who keeps track of these things. Dunno whare he is. He made up some silly story teh other day about being trapped in teh warshing masheen. Silly flonquais.
Umm…ai has been bizzy adn ai mist it…Ai noes wutt am a CHRG(wdoi), but wut am a FCHRG?
A Floofy Chikkin Hed Ruber Gluvv. Guinness Piggeh inbented it a litlol while ago. Iz moar cumferbel, butt sum cheezpeeps has teh worry aobut leakage fru floofy lining.
I hasn’t tried yet. Teh Little Minion at my howse has me in splort control training.
Wun liddel-two liddel-tree liddel minions….srry, donno wut cam over me…Guess the diva tuk over and forst a song (but such a bad song???) out of me.
Oh Hai!! KitKatsMom!! u kin seeing a FCHRG in simulated akshun at
Judson’s Splort Repair. Deh FHRG b in paig 2, derhe beez a link at deh bottom uv page wun to taking u 2 paige 2.
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
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oar u kin using dis linkee.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/judsons-splort-repair-part-2/
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Dat Judson, him b awsum adn full uv deh win!!
de Cween is alweys a few minnums faster den I yam, but if I hasta come in nawt furst she’s the obvious choice to follow.
*shameless self promotion*
If you looks at Cweenmj’s blog and check the Splort prevention and repair yewl see a photo of Miel wearing the FCHRG and the test results. If I do dis roit you can click on dis linkee http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
oopps, I fergotted to menshun dat the Splort prevention is in Part 2, part 1 is Splort repair.
U haz a promoshun??? Did it kum wif a pay-rayz? or duz it just b wun uv dem fancy titlez ’sted uv moar munneez??
self promotion is easy, giving self a sigifikant raise or a dramtic increase in power that I can wield rufelessly, wif an iron fist and total disregard for the dignity, hopes, an aspirations ob muh minions, dats nawt so easy axually.
Doze pikchers be teh WIN!!
Hurz gotta ern cheezburgers sumhao.
MJ kitteh does it rite…
coz tis be thriller diller nite!
and no goggies gonna saef joo from the kitteh about strike!
*dans dans dans*
I fink I feels a presplort mass but I yam nawt sure if its the kitteh or the pretty gurl. Bofe has kyootness!
Joo say cyootness?? No contest tehn. Kitteh WINS. kitteh alwayz do.
Dat ketteh is bee-yoo- tiful! I wants to snorgle hims!
For those that don’t know – this year’s Thrill the World will be on October 25 (or 26th in certain parts of the world). This would be the big event where people all over the world dance the Thriller zombie dance at the same time. It was in the Guinness book last year and they’re hoping to top the record this year too. Link to the main page is under my name. And their video that teaches you how to do the dance can also be found on YouTube. Have fun and Thrill the World!
nonono stoopy hoomin moar zombeh in teh face!!
Where mah nip latte?
I caint werks wif dese cundishins!
FROM TEH TAWP!!
5 6 7 8…..
*sigh*
On tawp of spahgettiiii… awl cuvered in cheeeeez….
Oops, rong trak…. *puts bek in Thriller CD*
Kitteh shake he groove thang . . .
Hey, ennybuddy seen Lyantha?
For sum reezin, she popped into my mind…
nawt seeded her fur a wyl… mebbeh herz an bacashun?
been waiting fur her dances a wyl nao
At last: completely incomprehensible. Not that it matters. Just another “in-crowd” thing just like excluded in the 1960’s. Hve fun kitts. En vino veritas.
*looks in cup* Is there any truth in orange soda-pop? I don’t have any wine right now.
Markitteh, I doan git it, is it that you caint understand wut we’re sayin or praps why we’re sayin it? If it rilly dussn’t matter den why didjew mention it? Do you axually believe dat we’re an ‘in-crowd’? Cause I kin assure you dat seberal of us have alweys been outside the incrowd, iffen yew were excluded inna 60’s and still feel excluded in ought-eight, then you musta had a rough 40 years. Eberybody is welcome here, we make no judgment we just ask you to be nice, roodness is frowned upon here but we are all types from all ober and you kin join us, if you can be nice. If the Lolspeek puts you off den you doesn’t hasta to use it. The overwhelming majority of the people who frequent this site are articulate and erudite and you might be pleased to find that behind the curious ergot there are many very intelligent individuals who come here to play, because playing is good for people, particularly those who have demanding or high pressure jobs in real life. We’re fun, you could be too if you gave us, and yourself, a chants.
*applauds* Wonderfully said!
Ya kno what weerd? I’m wearin dat same shurt rite nao…kinda freeked meh out a lil bit…
U haz deh floofee orinj, blak adn white shurt???
I gotta git mii wun uv dem.
I has a calico kitteh. ALL my shirts has teh black, oranje and white floor onnem.
Mark ur copies to read “floof” insted of “floor”. Kthxstoopybrane
Teh floor prolly also black, orinj, and whyte if cleening fur iz as suksesful fur yu az it being fur me.
Will no wun help da splorrted cheezpeeps? Inna hooman immitashuns thread?
Michelle tried to help inna ducks foto but she reports no ebidents of branes to sweept tuck and pat. This indicates one ob seberal fings: 1. Someone stoled the branes after the splort. B. It wuz a ‘dry splort’ all the splort action but no actual splort results. III. The splorter had no branes at the time of the Splort. The udder lack of fisikal ebbidents makes dis an immpossible case to solve. Poor Michelle wif her wiskey broom and brane pan but no branes to gavver, becamed despondent and frew away de broom, drank de wiskey, and went to the NB to hit on sum Fyrmens. She strongly suspects dat yer guilty of turnin in a false splort report.
Noo Fynd!!
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Iz guud foar allolergikal cheezpeeps adn cheezpeeps trabelling wifout dere kittehs
Adn it duz nawt shed teh hayrzez awn teh cawrpit.
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Mayke a luukie here (add teh aitchteeteepeecolonslashslash in front and remoobe the xtra spayces in):
w w w.wikihow.com/Fold-a-Towel-Cat
Watch yer lines! Extend dos claws fully! Ah de amplitude! Ai gibs yoo a 5.3 on difcultee and 6.0 fer artistree.
OOOOOooooOOOOOOO…5.3+6.0=’lebenty.free cheezburgers!!!
nom, nom, nom!
Hoomin be doing it rite here.
Such a beautiful lady
Hmmm…..more like Jazz Hands
i can has cheezberger wif wooman on side?
Byootiifuhl kittoon. Byootiifuhl gurruhl. Taht addz up tu a THRILLUR!
Agreed. I can’t agree which of the two is cuter.
“At Last” – Aretha Franklin
Ideas gettin’ scarce. This is reeeeely dumb. Not even lolcute.
Our cat looks exactly the same!!!!!!!!!!!!