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burfday fairy going to jump in heer to concatshoolate teh amazing annipuss on yet anovver nawt-sekund, an to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz made sum lovely choklit cakes wif fudjy frosting, along wif frooty punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags filled wif kandee, liddle mini-tops taht make raynbowz wen yoo spin tehm, sparkly pensils, an puffy kitten stikkers wif googly eyes!! an bloons!!
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oo yay it are my burfday
I can has caek?
Happy birfday! U can has caek. U can also has this “Get Out of Debriefing Free” card, good for one de-de-briefing. DOn’t let two_kittehs see it, tho.
Tan Kew! But I hafs to take off ma briefs? I dont ware briefs! I is not boy! Oar shud I jus keep it brief?
Don’t worry. It’s just a exprssion.
We takes off all kindsa crazy underwares.
kthanx, sounds like mai kind of partee
Yay!!! Hapee burfdey!!1!!1! Wut kaind uv kaek we kan haz?
Mai cowerkers gives me choklit caek wif choklit frosting an chokllit crums on teh frosting -mmm! I has sum heer to share
wot, u see me??
Sillybrashun tyme!!! Annipuss + leeze-b, orff 2 teh ty bootique wif u! Last ai heard dey has sum naice candlols in kitteh shapes. And have sum nice pies (Janet? Dere’s sum 4 u, 2) and cawfee, iffn u likes. *hands out mugs of steaming cawfee and sum strawberry and blueberry pies*
Thx Upfi. Teh piez sownd yummee!
Want sum custard wif urs? *offers gravy boat full of vanilla custard*
Yiss plz banilla custid wud be lubblee!
ohai upfi, sowry I iz late wif fanks, I had a bizzy uploading pics of teh babbeh kittehs to my profile.
*sips coffee*
I fink I’d like one of those cheezland map blankits. I hasn’t had a chanse to get one sinse they came owt!
Ohai~~ I tuk a luk at yur babbeh kitteh pix and dey’r snorgel-icious! Ai loooooved de leetle callyko–so floofy!
Teh bebee pikkies are sooooooooooooo kyoot. Ai fink ai leeked a wittle pit ob braynes frou mai CHRG(wdoi). WANT sum orinj wien!!!11!!!
Ai doan knoew haow yuu kans lieve surrowndid bye suches konstint kyuooteniss!!!!! Yuu probly hasta ware a CHRG allatiem, adn oanley taike iyt aowf tuu warsh yuur haires!!!
{{{{{{{ Leeza-b & sweetie snorglee kyuootie bebbehs }}}}}}}}}
how cum there’s no picshur of a kitteh here? why don’t they have picshurs of kittehs like they useded to? huh?
Its just LOLwoodworking nao
Yep, parentlee so. Ai seeing just wud, nawt kitteh.
.
At leest, until yu trais tu closing taht drawr, n suddenlee tehre being pointy ends ebrywhere!
yesh, I beleevs u’d get a purrty angree kitteh wen u close da drawr
Ai agwee. Hoo wantz 2 lukk at pikchoors uv fernichoor?
BRING BAKK TEH KITTEHZ!
bring bakk kittehz, bring bakk kittehz, *chant*
a tleest tehre’s no ironical cowch in teh pixshur! But aigree, we wunt kittehs!
Hand me the Snorgle Snorkle! I’m going in!
my thoughts Xactically!
eep! de beyooro iz poizon!
git owta dere kitteh!
O noze, tew lait! de kitteh iz poizon naow tew!! O de huge manatee!
Psssh! bluesfan!!1! Ai has a silly kweshun! *ahem* Why do u imploar teh huge manatee? Whoy nawt teh small wun? Why manatee? Iz it saym as saying “holly cao”? My ignorants, let me show u it! :I
Ai Noe, Ai noe! dere waz a big aership dizasta long tiem ago an teh commintater yoozd teh fraze “Oh the humanity” abowt teh peepl inbolbed in teh aksidint.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!1!!!!! NAO ai unnerstands! Fank u annipuss! Ai wud offer u sum moar pies, but mabbeh u have enuff on ur playt awlready.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA
This is the footage of the event
O, dat b reel Hindenberg dizaztur. I fotteid sumbudee had mayd a videeyo wut sooper-m-pozed hyooj manutee ober teh bleemp.
Ehneewun b hazin teh skillz tu du dat?
sumbunneh ebben maded a lol frum eet… ai seeded eet sumwere… wus eet u anni or our cween… or…?
Twern’t me!
Phillipe d’Beaker, I fink.
yew can find teh lol by clicking on mai bloo name. I didnot make it, though, ai founded it on the intertubes.
aahhh… yesh! ai newded ai hab seen eet sumwher… fankies 2 awl ob uz
ohai, Phillipe. I laughed harder at yr Hadron collider lols than at ennyfing else in ages. Completely full of win.
thnk you, it wuz fun.
Teh hyooj Manutee sulootz u fr yr awnestee n nawt taykin kredit fr lol wut u did nawt mayk.
ah fanks upfi, fur showing ur igonanrants… i skoverd i has tehm tew.
i fout waz aboot n indian…teh manato r sumfing liek taht. ;9
lol
Ai lyks manatees bedder tahn hyoomins.
Tehy cyoot, in a brisly kynd uv way.
It haz been said taht teh long-ago saylors saw manatees, and dis being the orijin of the stories of mermaids. Me, ai finkso they had been at see waaaaaay too long.
o c’mon, put a little lipstik on one, and a baffing soot top… maybe made uv coconuts? and those mannatees wud be beetin em off with a stik.
Awlso, dey had prolly been at teh rum….
Mebbe lotza rum, yep aifinkso.
where has all teh rum gone?
Yo-ho-ho … *hic*
lipstik on a manatee? wut is this, sum kinda pololitical joke?
Yes. It’s very impressive.
Teh Hindenburger, ai mean teh Hindenburg zeppelin.
It happeneded in Neu Jersye USA.
Yas, annipuss, zact rite, the Hindenburg cotched fire and exploded whilst trine to moor in Lakewood, Noo Joisey. It were a hugh dirrigible wiff many peeps aboard and the radio announcer who wus covering the historic landing was onna air when the fire happened and he broadcast his horror at the scene he was witnessing and he said “Oh, the hunanity!”. Sew when we wants to ekspress the dismay we sumtimes say “Oh the Huge Manatee”
That’s sew interesting!
I had thot there was a comedian, one of teh older ones, dat sed that as a catch frase… duz anyone remember that? Or is this where that came from?
Upfi, Ai tink BluesFan had teh troll mask an slippers awn; teh trolls (or at leest teh comiddy trolls) end teihr post wiv
Oh, teh Hugh Mannity (huge mannatee)
Oh teh poor ossity!
Send for teh vet tex!
Bring me teh LOLeagle perfeshunals
Ai is a ayr robe ix destructor!
An simla nonsens
Iz a kinda taik awf uv a kwote frum newzreel footage uv the Hindenburg dizazter (nao, ahm nawt THAT old butt aive seen de footage), de pour old Hindenburg iz flamin & crashin & wun uv de anowncers sais “Oh, the humanity!”
Nawt reely funnie ai gess butt in de tyme since den itz been uzed sew offen & spoofed sew mush dat teh orignal circumstanzes r moastly fergetted bout.
mai slo typin uv de explamashun, let meh sho u itz!
FANK u AWL 4 enlitening me! And dat wifout litening! FANK u! Ai is clevverer nao. Ai noes of teh Hindenburg disasta, eben thow it be lawng tyme be4 dis littlol caterpillar hatched. AI dint noes teh English anowncer’s wurds, sow cudn’t recognize teh cwote. But nao ai noes.
Ai feel bery honnered cos awl of u rushed to eggsplain and answer mai kweshun. Ai has a happi nao.
LOl!!!
Teh kitteh soldier luks pretti kute, der!
luks laik he hazza six-pac abs…mebee eben 8 or 10-pac abs!!!! datza well bilt kitteh!
All the mo-bettah for snorgling!
Tired business cat catches a wink in Japanese budget hotlol.
FTW! It’s a Catsule Hotel!
fanks maus! I glad U lyke mah comment
is an honor!
How is Uz todai?
Bizzy atwerks. Pleh!
wid peeplols who doesn’t knoz where any key is?
wid the propeller hat on?
Oar wut happenedez wen tehy borkeded teh cup holder?
Oar Y teh culur prinr dozen prin yelo awn yelo pappr?
@@@@@ +
LOLOL!
Kitteh habz knawtz butt nawt in teh snugglee furz.
Ai has a pooey – ai kep clickeying and clickeying adn buy teh tiem tihs pikky cam up, tehre weer awlredi 7 commentz. :-p
dis be de neu cedar-scented kitteh dror liner.
watch owt fur de pointee endz, dey haz a tendincy tew unkrl.
An ennee cloes u put in teh drawer cum wiv bilt-in floof!
Eevur dat oar bilt-in vents…
Hey kitteh,
keep ur durty paws orff mah silkeh drawrs
oar woodn drawrs
oh, iz filthy paws izznt it?
Greese ref FTW!
yays, sumwon got it, lol
lolnascar, I gots to confess something 2 u. U won’t tell anybuddy else, rite? Pinkie swear?
Ok. I tells u. For teh longest time I thinked that ur avatar was some kinda yellow stingray-lookin’ sea creature onna white background. Whatevers. Peeps have unusual avatars sometimes.
Then teh other day I looked at ur avatar and sawr a grate big iggle starin back at me! WTF? Why I never noticed that befores? Silly LCB.
My weerd percepshuns, let me show u them.
U iz not deh only one, I noticed dat it was an eagle only aftur U menshuned
it!
Huh. That’s weerd. What a interesting phenomnon– HAY! I was talkin’ to lolnascar in private! We has no choice now but to…
*DUN DUN DUN*
Debrief u!
O, Maus! Ur needed! I think u can bring teh portable debriefing cart for this one.
oh noez did Iz barge in on a pribate conberseshunz
Iz I in trubble?
Let me answer that question with…
A DEBRIEFING!
*WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNNK!*
*Maus drives up in the new Newcueler 4WD Self-Propelled Double-Wide Debriefing Buggy*
Oh boy! We haven’t had a debriefing in a while!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… Peacock feathers… Check!
Comfy chair…Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Duck Tape… Check!
*QUACK!*
Sorry Mrs. Duck. I’ll give it back in a little bit…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lard… Check!
Salad Tongs… Check!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here it is! The 50-gallon drum of Industrial Strength Debriefing Fluid…
OK, LCB! I’m ready!
OK, t_k. Just stand in this bowl of pistachio pudding, and hold this octopus in your left hand…
This may tingle a little…
*Lowers the Cone of Silences*
*rattle bonk hey! tinkle tinkle ow! bump scraaaaaatch pop*
OK. All done!
*Tosses the briefs in the Brief Disposal Furnace and BBQ Pit*
ooohhhh, teh Cone of Sliences. *shibbers*
runs awai and hides unner deh bed
maus and LCB has ill intenshunz I fink
There, there. All done now. U can come out.
See? That wasn’t so bad. U mite want to use a mild soap for teh next few days and avoid all luncheon meats that has a “k” in them.
Wut, no makaroni loaf?
U heard.
She could has some, but she wouldn’t be able to make a fist for 3 days.
Go to it, lad. She shouldn’t be any trouble. Get her while she’s still confused.
All done, boss. She never knew what hit her.
Another debriefing well done.
*looks at teh label on two_kitteh’s de-briefed briefs*
O wait, these say “medium”. So make that another debriefing medium.
Nao yoo adn Maus R employing mediums to halp wiff debriefings? Wut/who do tehy channel??
That will be covered on A Very Special Episode of Shorts Hunters.
an I thot U guyz was mah frenz
Did u or did u ain’t sign a form when u entered Cheezland agreeing to abide by teh rools, that u would walk and not run by teh JCH4K Swimming Poole, that u would bring enuff gum for everyone and so forth?
Well, then. U should knows that Section Elebenty, Paragraph Umpty-twelve, Line gazillion quite clearly hints at whut might be grounds for a debriefing.
STN
I take the fith
O thanks for reminding me.
*YOINK*
*Takes fifth back, takes giant swig rite outta teh bottlol.*
so THAT’S where teh rum went!!
U will has to deel wif an angree manatee, now.
*Ba-dump-rum*
oh gorsh, i wuz aways doing sum reserch an come back to dis thred, lol.
yesh, its beeg eaglol starin u down.
I dunno whys I pickt it, duzzint go with mah blorg…i just liked it.
Gee, ai juz nodiced dats an eegle an naud sum weirdo orange faece wid funny haer!
Awww, kitteh, get owta dere! U kno I alweys gotta problim puttin awey mah hockey shirtz as iz!
Nao Ai kno wher mai Amber disappeers to!
oar maybe is ClydeTheOffissCat?
For the ‘old and in the way crowd’ like me, this cat is obviously named Quazar. For the nawt yet antique set, in the late 60’s when Solid State TVs were first being produced (with transistors instead or vacuum tubes) a company named Quazar showed off the space-age design that had several circuit boards mounted in a drawer that the repairman could pull out to facilitate servicing. Their big advertizing line was “Quazar – works in a drawer!”
well, it’s so hard to tell with how well the camo is working …
Flashback – DO NOT WANT!!!11!!!
Or Cyril, teh office cat.
FTW!!!
b liking deh Cyril, teh offiss cat!!
Adn Inspektur Jury adn Melrose Plant adn awl deh otterz.
Awwwwk da kwoot orinj bebeh..ai lubz teh orinj bebehs da mostist!!1!!
Ohai cheezpeepz!! Iz a noobie so plz to go eazee on mee??? Iz v nirvus :-s
donut bee nirvus, welkom 2 cheezland!!!! Alwais nyce 2 find a noo purrsun 2 maik frends wif!
*dans dans dans uv welkom*
oh hai lolwannabeeee adn welcum here in cheezland
u noe mus be nirvus… we bees niec peepz… {{{{lwb}}}}
glad 2 habs u here
u awlreddy heerded frum da cheezwhirldmap?
Even I have been known to be nice, at least some of the time.
Welcome to our little corner of the Intarwebs!
*gibs ebil maus a hunk uv deelishis cheese to nom upon*
howdy mai beedy ai’d pardnur….an hello to the berry sweet noo pursun.
ai wuz gnu wunts, tehy wuz berry sweet tu me too… ai lubs it heer.
ebil maus, plz awlsew haz dis koopon tu mai nom buffet wich haz teksis style fuds an teh best dizzurts u eber seed…
yesh yesh… we awl lubs owr ebilniss {{{{{ebil maus}}}}}
habs u got a lyter wib ue? ai cud need sum fyr fur da trukkload ob wurk ai habs here b-syd meh… we cud dance rown da fyr den wib da fyrmens adn da yngs adn sing pyrat songs… ai miss pyrat dai…
*Tosses Siobhan a Zippo*
Be my guest…
o fan-q ebil maus! *lyts da half dun wurk 2 maek it fully dun… moar den fully dun*
aaahhh… ai lubs da fyr.
And I’ll be waiting to dance with you…
oh mai… aiz so sowreh u had 2 wait so long… but ai bees honored 2 dance wib a yng ^^
*starts 2 dance rownd da fyr adn singing pyrat sawngs*
yoohooo yoohooo… oh… erm… mebbeh u shud do da singing mistur yng… aiz sure u bees mawch beddur at eet.
Walkum, lolwannabeeee, glad 2 hab u abord dis happi ship!
welcome! i lurves ur nayme! we haz a straaakitteh on our street, uv courz he iz fed and watered…..but ebereebodee callz him “wannabee” cuz he wannabeez a indoor kitteh lik all teh odders!
Hai! Hai!! Hai!!!!! Hai!!!!!!
Welkum!!! N Hai!!!!!!!!
Haloo an nice to meet u
Ebereebodee here is realeerealeerealee nise. Jus b caerful wib ur shinee fingz aroun Lolcatburgler (aka LCB).
{{LCB}}
Hay! Ur remark, I resemble… recidivism… represent… I take umbrage at it.
*takes Karen’s umbrage out to look at it in teh light, is surprised when umbrage doesn’t show up well*
O hai, lolwannabeeee. Donut be listening to these guise. They is grumpy because they cna’t keep track of their shiny stuffs. Oooh! whut a nice ristwatch u has! I can hold it for a minnit? Thx!
*YOINK*
*runsawayfast*
Sii!!! Ai tawld u!!! Umbrage is a baddy witch in HP; ai liek Snaep mor better.
ohai noobie lolwannabeeee!
U likes teh orang ones?
Take a luk at my profile pics….
AHEM
PRONOUNSMINT
For everyboddy that wuz axing for pix of teh bebbehs kittehs, I has a proud to announce they r now availabul for mewing on my profile! PLEEZ to ware ur CHRGs as these kittehs are danjurouslee kyoot.
AND, no commints from teh pnut gallery abowt my howse (or itz lack of cleenness) plzthxiz2bizzywifkittens2cleen
oh, and alsew u can see my growd up kittehs.
Black is Thelma
Floofy tabby layin onna bed is Weezy
Gray and wite is Gummi
and calico momma of bebbehs insisted I take hur pickshure too.
OMCC these r GRATE pikshuurs, leeza-b. I had to hold head HARD to keep frum splorting. Bootiful kittehs!
Teh orinje wun by teh box! DO WANT! SO CYOOT! OMG!
Maus! Stop looking at kittehs and get teh portable debriefing cart, stat! We has a Class 2 2/3 Debriefing Alert goin’ on elsewhare in this thred. Just one debriefee, two_kittehs, but she’s a possible runner.
So bring teh nail polish. (that’s a in-joke for all u ladies out there)
All ready! Just scroll up the page a bit…
oh don’t let LCB distrackt u maus!
so… wud u like an oranj boi?? wudya wudya wudya??
not teh one by the box, dat’s teh girl and she’s alreddy spoken for; but teh gud noos is the boi is still avalabul! he’s teh one watchin the calico play on teh red fing… he’s pretty kyoot too!
I has 1/2 a mind to keep him myself.
But then I has 1/2 a mind anyways.
I’d love to Leeza, but I prolly can’t… *sigh*
can’t blame a grrl for tryin’!
The oranj is sew fantabulolussly cyoot. I has never had an oranj kitteh. I needs to find him a home wile I still has some resistanse!
So anyone owt there in central NC/SC that’s interested.. speek up!
This may be a limmited time offur!
All deh kittehs is adorablus and kyoot
The momma kitteh is very purty
it explains why herz is so popular wid the tomkittehz
fanks fur sharing deh piks
the kittunz is too cute for wurds
and all of demz luks helffy
grate jawb leeza-b!
hmmm… now it looks like some of them r missing!
Did u see Gummi? Wite wif gray tabbeh?
does herz has a floofy tayl? herz very cute.
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THEM IN TEH LIGHT!
Here’s ur silly old picshurs.
(They IS splortalicious, tho.)
OMCC!!! Such cyoot kittehs, Leeza!! Adn a floofee liddle kalico bebbeh! Izzit spoken fur? If nawt, ai no who wud lubs it n sqweezes it n kalls it jorj!
Weezy is byootimus. Thelma luks appropriately disgruntled! Adn liddle Gummi is cyoot!
Well, teh oranj gurl definitely haz a home.
3 peeples have xpressed interst in teh calico.
The oranj boi is still up for grabs! or snorguls!
Ai snorgle tehm awl while yoo still has tehm. If ai’m not bak in elebenty minutes, just let mii be!
*grabbs snorgle snorkle n dibes in*
um, ifinkso u’d haz to lubs it n sqweezes it n kalls it jorjette, tho.
Ai wuz finking of rhsb!
mah kitteh’s name in Wheezer
anothur entry in teh small whirled dept at cheezland!
I call her Weezer sometimes.
My Wheez is aftur teh Littlol Rasclols
Dem kats ar teh kewts
I maded a noo lol from dem
Cleen howse ober-rayted.
Kittehs much moar importint. N fun.
Tehy iz soooooooooooooooooooooooo cyoooooooot!
*dukkytaypes teh CHRG moar tytly awn hed*
Oh hai lolwannabeeee!!1! U is bery welkum here, no mattur whever u use ingrish or lolspeak.
Deer Lolwannabeeee: yuu duz nawt hasta bees a ‘wannabeeee’ enney moar;
becuz naow yuu ar a ‘Lolbeelaunger’;
Soe “O Hai, adn welcume tuu Cheezland, teh hoem ov teh kittehs adn silleees!!!”
Luk ub wuudgrain kitteh.
Just from observin the grain pattern on the kitteh you would susspeckt that there wuold be very little lateral strnth but while there is little rigidity, the kitteh is remarkable supple, strong, and virtually unbreakable with a remarkable strength to weight ratio. While the properties of the southern yellow kitteh make it a very desirable choice for many projects, it is unfortunately very difficult to work with, resisting all efforts to conform.
LOL!!!hahahahahahaha! FTW!
U sownd az iffn u haz tried 2 yooz a saw onna kitteh!
I has very sharp tools and I yam certain that kitteh joinery could be accomplished except I have yet to find a way to clamp one down securley. Jsut as well I spose, I doan know iffen the glue would hold wif all the floof.
teh kitteh has sharp tools too, ifinkso!
but maybee it wud werk if teh kittehs were treeted first.
*snurt* lol
So is hard fur beginner craffer tu maek intu a buukcase ur coffeetaeble?
itz troo, start small, try making yer kitteh into a foot warmer at first and werk yer way up to hassock.
Judson – u need 2 due a dokumentree jus liek u did for the CHRG(wdoi), aifinkso.
A video of me trine to make a kitteh into furnichure? Sumting like the two engineers and the cats video on Yootoob? It souns lyk it cood be fun but it wood also be big time troll bait.
Howebber, a flip tawp jooelry bawx shaped like the huvver cat would be an interesting project, an if I used Black walnut it would look a lot like Happy Cat, or wiff Southern Yellow pine and some stain and shellac it could be a orinj tabby. Hmmm, nowz yo gotz me finkin. Would be good wiff two compartsment, one inna cats hed for rings and smaller stuff and den larger oval compartment wiff two trays inna body for the rest. An how convenient fer LCB! Break in, grab de kitteh, and go. Heck, she could sell them and put in tracking devices so she wooden even hafta to look fer dem any more.
judson, dese sound grate! I hopes yu make dem.
U be related? U know more dan average cat bout lumber. (Hubby-cat used to run lumber yard)
I hava detached two car garage for a wood shop with a potbelly stove and inna winter when nerves stretch a lill thin (I kin tell, wyfe is choppin vegs, stops, looks at knife, looks at me, looks at knife, looks at me) den I goes to my shop an starts a fyre and turns on de radio and makes some sawdust. Sumtimes ders sumtin good under de sawdust and sumtimes it’z just more firewood. I usually makes furnichure but I also makes toy dat do stuff.
You hassta says it wif teh Bostun axxin…aksin…axsi…wai ov tawkin, lyke teh “Tihs Ole Haus” peeps tawkt. Majin Bobcat Veela playnin a Pursian, or duv-tailin a domestic. An teh mini-lekshur on shop sayftee! Sew menny pasta-bilitees!!
Ohai, frenz.
Ai nawt az “friskee” 2dai. Had teh pleh evenin, nite an moarnin.
**rhsb crawls unner teh bed**
awww, sorree 2 heer dat rhsb
*slidez trai uv hawt choklit & cukkees unner teh bed*
*luks unner teh bed*
*reaches in….{{{{{rhsb}}}}}*
*pat*pat*pat*
u juss rest der awile n wen ur reddy to come out n plai der’ll be sum cheezfrenz tew plai wif yew….
*slips chikkin soop n hawt chokklit unner teh bed, alawng wif a copee uv teh nu cheezybuk tu reed n a floofy cheezpeeps map blankkit fur hugs frum ebrywun n a floofy pillol fur hed*
hay rhsb…sowry u had a bad nite. Take a luk at my kittenehs! one of tehm is a floofy babbeh calico.. mite make u feel bedder!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Oh dear, again? But bedder be sayfe unda teh bed wif teh dust bunnies. We iz here wayting 4 u and we’ll keeps u company.
*Poeks fevver end of “fevvers tyed to stik” toy unner teh bed*
rhsb? U still unner tehre? I hav gushi-fuuds owt here!
*shakes toy entysinglee*
Commonowt an plai! pls?
wherez du kitteh?
Dis kitteh remynz mi ov teh buuk ai iz reedin. Iz cawled, “Dewey” abowt a lyberry-kitteh.
Him wuz orinj 2.
I luv library an bookstore cats!
buks an kittehs a winnin combinashunz
I fink so
Iz it wurth reading? Ai saws it on armazone when ai bought teh ICHC buk yesturday, but dint noes wot 2 mayk of it.
do you like James Herriot’s books about animals
they are wonderful.
oh those books r the WIN! Very funny!
If u reads them, u shud read them in order tho, they progress thru his life.
Start wif All Creatures Great and Small.
In TTI they made it in2 a TV show, PBS shows teh reruns, dat’s gud 2!
leeza-b & two_kittehs, ai luv da Great & Small buk series and ai kindasort remememember da tv sho awn PBS. If u lieks mistries, try Shirley Rousseau Murphy’s Joe Grey buks. Dey r mistries solved by kittehs, Joe Grey, Dulcie and Kit. It involves an ainshent myth abowt kittehs. Dey tawk too! the website is joegrey.com. Ai am nawt putting www in front becaws da wierdpress eets it! Wot duz TTI stand for? England? The UK? Tries dose buks an ai finks u’ll lieks dem, aifinkso. Also, Rita Mae Brown wriets da Mrs Murphy mistries. Kittehs & uvver creechurs tawk to eech uvver nawt hoomins. Gud Stuffs, Maynard!
An teh “Cat Who” mistries is wunnerful, too!
Teh onliest bad fing abowt teh kitteh mistries is dat dey reeding berry fast, an when yur dun, yu noes it will being an otter yeer befoar teh nextest wun comes out.
I wannid to say dat teh “Cat Who” misstries bees wunnerful, too, but teh werdpress eeted teh comment. Dey is ritten by Lilian Jackson Braun. I alsew lieks teh “Midnight Louie” seeries, but I forgets teh auffer’s naem.
Teh onliest bad fing abowt teh kitteh misstries is dat dey reeding berry fast, an wen yu is dun, yu noes it will be an otter yeer befour teh nextest one bees coming out.
Aww *blushes at teh fwiendlynaiss of da cheezpeepz* i has a hapee nao
Iz v stwange fur meh cuz ai bee heer awl da tyme reedn awl da comintz adn i feelz lyke i awlreedy noes yoo awl nao yuo bee so lubly peepz! Aww fanks friscokitteh ai bee heer v looong tyme tryn to fink uppa nayme so iz glad yuo lyke!! I heerd awl abowt teh cheezwhirld mappie ebil maus… *asks inna timid lil voyce* (shud ai bee ascared off yuo???)…do yuo haza cheezfwiend frm eye land awlweddy????
noes… ai fink nawt…
jes look owt fur a linkeh ob cween mj… ebberyfing will bees xplainded der
eye land?
Where’s dat?
eye r land? eye c land?
or gilligan’s eye land?
i has a nosy.
Oh Hai lolwannabeee!!! deh anser b no, no cheezeepeepz frum Ireland on deh map yet!! sending and emayo to mii at cweenmj@gmail.com adn I will putting u on it. Just telling mii ur ICHC name, and ur lokayshun.
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Tu much uv a gud thing wii noaw haz over 200 peepz onna map!! so Googlee splittinged it in 2. If u don’t b seeing hoo u lukking for, going tu page 2. Unforchunitlee, deh pinz fur deh peepz on page 2 duznt showing up on deh nawt-sekkund paige. It b a thing fur mii tu thinking bowt…..i not likeing deh split map!!
googlee has da dumb! der nebber cin be 2 much ob a gud fing! {{{{cweenmj}}}}
I haz a grayn. Nawt teh growin kaind.
mai fuzzee drawrs…let mee show u tehm
:snerk:
I started to say ‘emeruld aisle’.
*whispurs*
if u is replying to a pacific commint, u can clik on teh ‘reply to this comment’ in bloo in teh same box.. dat way ur commint will show up where u want it 2.
Sumetiemz!
Yesh – soemtiems stoopy Weird Pres wil putz it aynweher – oar sumtiems no-weher attall.
Oh hai leeza-b fank yuo sew much fur teh helpies twaz bery kind uv yuo!!
howz canjiow i can see you. can you find samijo proifle and be my friend
pleased: ;”?
Ai awlways wanned 2 goes 2 Eye ar land. Be kewl! Green. Ai haz a fren but nawt a cheezpeep hoo is Irish. lolwannabee, gladz u lieks da cheezpeeps. Grate cheezfrenz! leeza-b has a nosy so do ai!
u awlso has a comfy bed
Kitteh haz bin sleapyng inna drawerer soe laung, taht her haz fadid iyntuu teh wuudwurk, adn kans noe launger bees detektid;
(Buut iyf yuu geyt teh kan-oapenir aowt adn jiggul iyt arownd a liddel bitt,
her jes mite cum bak, adn suuner tahn yuu fink!!!)
Supprisin hau dat wurks!
CAT-MO-FLAZH. Yur doen it ryte!!!
hey guess what?
i can talk normal!